₦airaland Forum

Iamkuttie:

She's celebrating her day tommorow,
And she's presently far away from where i stay.

Wondering what i can do for her from here.

Something that can make her feel my presence and make her day a Joyful one.

Please help me with suggestions.

P.S - She's not really the material type.

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I believe she's got male friends over there.

Buy her two movie tickets, one for her and the other for the friend...

Send them money for any alcoholic drink too.

Trust me, your presence will be greatly felt.

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Phunmy25:
Send her money,credit her account...tell her to go shopping and she’s gon feel your presence baje baje..thank me later ��‍♂️��‍♂

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Can you comprehend the part he said she isn't materialistic?
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mofeoluwadassah:
Send her banana and cucumber.....don't thank me wht are nairalanders for

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You're back and still devoid of intelligence.

Smh
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sunnysunny69:
If that's consider yam leg, what would people call this ?

...considered...

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I'm more concerned about her brief height though.

Her height just makes the whole thing look like an improper fraction
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The sons of Men is referred to Angels of God's creations.

After their encounter between the daughters of Men, they would come to give birth to beasts with similar features to humans. Large men with 6 toes and fingers, giants bigger than than those you'll ever see.

These are what movies try to act which they call the X-Men, meaning- The former Men.
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PUSSYHOE:
Nice defense mechanism for being fake, ladies in rural areas who haven't probably heard of make up or women of 90s aren't men marrying them? do they look hideous? it means without make up girls of today will look hideous, why would you support painting of one's skin to attract is okay?

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Lol, you're trying to be smart but you're not near it.

When you give specific examples like ladies in the village and women in the 90's do not wear make-up, I look at your hypocrisy and laugh.

Son, hope you know that makeup evolves? Good!

Would you agree with me that putting on just powder was termed makeup?

Now you talk about those in the 90's. I feel you are quite a young boy and therefore don't know the 90's well. If it will be from me that you'll get schooled today, I don't mind.
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In the 90's, women put on makeup but not with much loudness as there is today. Women put makeup ranging from eye shadows, red lipsticks, powder, eye pencils and a host of others. Go ask your mum.

Secondly, women in rural communities wear facials that makes them elegant. Dude, forget this myopic bashing and shaming. It is shortsighted. More over, make up is what you Englishmen termed it so probably they are yet to come to term that what they decorate themselves with during festive, marriage ceremony, introduction are all makeup.

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About a year ago, a makeup that has to do with making up the eyebrows in a weave-like fashion was introduced in Nigeria but where is it today?? Puff!

This makeup thingy isn't enough to cause you sleepless nights. If you don't like your girl on makeup, tell her or if it's too heavy, tell her. Ain't no need creating a thread here, alright?

Deal with it already.
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I love this Lady. She's comely.

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GrammarNazi1:
...the soldier hasn't seen...

PUSSYHOE:
How is it bullshit?

[color=magenta] I'm sorry, it isn't only bullshit but your topic contradicts to a great extent your content.

According to your topic, no Nigerian Lady can go out on a date without make up. That this false!

According to its content, most Nigerian ladies cannot go out on dates without make-up. -True!

Besides, what the problem with guys and Nigerian ladies?

Check it. Most guys approach ladies with makeup however the quantity. Now physical attributes appeal to many guys and so what better way to keep looking beautiful in his sight than wearing the makeup he approached you on?

If a lady look hideous, will you approach her?
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It's too stressful jhor. No one desires the hard life.

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saintjimos:
ONLY IN NIGERIA

GIRLS = MONEY


MEN SHOULD STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION

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Dude, do not assume what you do not know.

They are as much gold diggers in the US as they are in every part of the world.


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FunnyDude:
This girl didn't want to know my body language oo

In fact, she came today unexpectedly without calling, because I refused picking her call. The bad deed still happen yet again.

Maybe I'll abscond from my abode for the main time, stop picking her call too.

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Should I tell you what to do? If I do, will you heed to my advice?
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UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. You too? You had same experience too?
Well, yea, I believe or I'll rather say Astrology/Star signs work. There are some persons you meet, things begin to dwindle for you, others, you get successful. This doesn't mean in itself that the person is badluck, it could be that your destinies do not interlock. Innit?

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Will you stop being a baby and open up to knowledge?

People bring ill-luck, you know?
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UyaiIncomparabl:
Not funny, okay?

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Why are you frolicking in my mentions?

Was your period lost but now found?

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kingxsamz:
hmm

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Dude, no be every thread them dey resuscitate na!


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You didn't trust him and weren't patient enough. Now, maga don pay and he's flexing life plus the ill-gotten wealth.

Every yahoo guy has a pay day.

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UyaiIncomparabl:
I'm not Igbo. I'm from Akwa Ibom state. Dude, how old are you? You're just 23/24, so calm down. Lol. I'm not so playful as you think. Infact, I'll say I'm a sadist. I'm just playful when I come online. Why did you evade my former question?

Being 2 years older isn't a mere age difference and as such, you shouldn't call it 'just'. I'm old enough to be your elder brother and infact, when I see the silly things you do, I just overlook them.

I don't get the sadist part though. Do you mean that you derive joy in seeing people in pains or you don't even know the meaning of the word.

Isn't the world a funny place? Here's a sadist calling another human homophobic. You need help

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Now this is when she is justified if she comes up with an apology saying she 'mistakenly' had sex with her ex.
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UyaiIncomparabl:
What's appalling about it? You're so boring, you know?

I' dot act out my age, okay? And yea, I'm really playful. What's your state of origin?

It becomes appalling when you begin to include 'innit' at the end of each pidgin-filled sentences. I bet you've got that 'igbotic' accent while speaking.

You don't act your age? What do you act? My age?

Anyways, I was once your age and this playful too, do not worry, you'll eventually snap out of it.

UyaiIncomparabl:

We still dey same age grade. Why you think say I dey younger? I act like a baby, yea?

Stop writing with an accent. It's appalling.

You don't act a baby, you're simply acting out your age but you're really playful though.

UyaiIncomparabl:
We are agemates, okay? You're 23 or 24, right? LOL. Check my Diary.

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You're 21, we aren't age mate.

Although I thought you were younger.
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ordainbuzz:
My guy, forget all these gals, always looking for the highest bidder.Unfortunately there always come back begging and crying, I believe there's a better one ahead bro.move one

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Your English is pathetic!
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That's what happens when you have fuckboys dominating a tribe.

A fuckboy fûcks much and the lady is 'dickmitized'. "I can't leave this one", she thinks to herself.

A month later, she calls to relay news about her pregnancy and 3 months later, they're both wedded.

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But some people like to test the soil if it can produce before they buy the land sha. That one is different
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Mariinee:
You are the one with no sense since you can't even detect sarcasm as obvious as it is. Nigga, take a walk away from my mention.

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If everyone walks away from your mention, then who how will you become sensible.

The fact that I'm in your mention means that I care about you to the point that I can't see you senseless and not find a remedy, so don't be rude, take correction by having sense.

Have sense Mariinee
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UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. You have no point. You've been busted. Ntoor!

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How old are you?
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Donjazzy12:
Hot guys! They are exploring their sexuality! Men go for it. Women are completely and totally worthless.

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Women are worthless doesn't mean you shouldn't value the fact that you are conceived by one who should be called mother.

Women are worthless doesn't mean you should stick your dick into the hole of your guys.

If you can't use your thinking faculty, I doubt you can succeed as a blogger.
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Mariinee:
See as that one dey chook hin brother preeq from back...if I hear say they no dey Bleep.

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Have sense.

Have you seen models who take nude photos with opposite genders? Have you seen the posture they assume?

Have sense.

If they fuçk each other, they'll try as much as possible not to make the public even hint on it.

Have sense Mariinee
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ultimate77:
CENT YOU DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 'DIDN'T' AND 'DON'T'?
STOP MISLEADING US NIGGA

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Can't you differentiate between 'can't' and 'cent'?
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IamPlato:
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Yesterday A Friend Won 61k some Months Ago He Won Over 100k...


Dont Get Addicted To It. It Can Make Your Life Better Or It Can Destroy your Life... Betting Has Cost People Their Lives... Be Wise!

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This friend, how much was his stake on this 61k?



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Lol. You're a joke!!

Broke men don't bet??
Go to bet shops and see the number of people begging for #100 to play virtual.

I believe this whole pros and cons boils down to its lucrativeness. If I'm able to turnover #1000 into #100,000 in a month, wont that be termed lucrative here in Nigeria?

Betting becomes bad when you're losing and still spending your hard earned cash hoping to break waves. That's the pathetic aspect 'cause you put yourself and others at the mercy of your vile emotions when you lose and are dampen
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