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RomanceRe: Please Read by SirMichael1: 9:25am On Aug 20, 2018
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People still bring whatsapp broadcast messages here?
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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Strangled Me During Sex by SirMichael1: 9:11am On Aug 20, 2018
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Do you know that there's a certain height of pleasure that is derived from seizing blood flow in a fluctuating manner to the brain during sex? I saw that in a book by the way.

I don't really think he wants you dead. He is still an amateur in it.

The technique is pretty simple. Seize her breath for some seconds just sufficient enough to make her gasp for air calmly but not sufficient to make her struggle physically for it.

So when she gasps for air, give her little time to breath and then continue the cycle.

Please note: It gets riskier when she about to cum or cumming.

I'm still that virgin boy grin grin
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RomanceRe: See What A Lady Did To A Woman Who Expose Her To Her Mother by SirMichael1:
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When I see things like these, the lady's immaturity comes to mind but then again, most ladies behave in a certain way similar to being immature when they are provoked.

And that's why two ladies will fight like pigs in a gutter in a bid to spite the other. The lady you see there has that tendency.
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RomanceRe: Twin Break The Internet As They Goes Totally Nude To Celebrate Their Birthday (p by SirMichael1: 8:00am On Aug 20, 2018
Preshy561:
useless gay idiots.grin

when I said that men are becoming more stupid by the way,please don't argue,I'm right. grin


anyways,hbd two idiots.grin
You sound more stupid categorizing all men as equals.
RomanceRe: Twin Break The Internet As They Goes Totally Nude To Celebrate Their Birthday (p by SirMichael1: 7:52am On Aug 20, 2018
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I don't know how people do things again sef... Really appalling. sad
CelebritiesRe: "DJ Cuppy Always Sneaks Into Tekno’s Place To F**k Him"–Talent Manager Claims by SirMichael1: 7:28pm On Aug 19, 2018
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Fake shït! Not a verified handle. Fake!
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RomanceRe: I'm Heartbroken And Confused; Help Me! by SirMichael1: 7:27pm On Aug 19, 2018
dominique:
She's not the one. The Amara in question is a social media "relationship expert" currently on her 3rd marriage



Aight thanks smiley
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Oh, okay.
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RomanceRe: What Sort Of Attire Do U Find Attractive On Males And Females? by SirMichael1: 6:43pm On Aug 19, 2018
XhosaNostra:
No. Do I have to be one of them to appreciate an aspect of their culture? I just like what I like. No rhyme or reason.
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So why will a man walking in skirt be attractive to you?

You know, this will only happen when a guy isn't on pants (UK) except you have an ulterior motive

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RomanceRe: Can You Really Woo A Military Lady? Your Pick Up Line by SirMichael1: 6:34pm On Aug 19, 2018
daviesblaze:
Mine was a bit crazy. I dont recommend anyone to try it.

It Happened when i was coming back from lectures on one of those cloudy evenings. i saw this beautiful lady with every assets well proportioned. she was walking quite fast in front of me, and there was little chance of getting her attention without looking creepy. so i just did the first thing that came to mind.

i wasn't even thinking when i jumped in front of her, stretch out my hands with a million dollar smile imprinted on my face, i introduced myself, ask of hers. though she was quite surprised of what just happened, she managed to revive back to the present situation when she saw this gorgeous looking demi-god in front of her.

i initially taught she was a student, until she told me she was an airforce officer. though my mind performed a reverse progression at that moment, i didn't show it and just continued as if i dont know the implication of her statement. her fellow comrades later came around, decked in their military attire. as a sharp guy i just codedly continue my convo with her as if i didn't notice them, though they were few feet away from us and probably waiting for to get rid of me already or signal them to orientate my sorry as$.

last, last i collect number and she was my girlfriend for the six months. Dont ask me why we broke up grin grin grin
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If only you'll agree to tell me the name of this particular movie.

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RomanceRe: What Sort Of Attire Do U Find Attractive On Males And Females? by SirMichael1: 6:23pm On Aug 19, 2018
XhosaNostra:
I like ethnic/traditional wear as well. The loose fitting ones, in the line of kurtas & kilts. I kind of have an exotic taste & a liking for foreign things.

These do it for me.
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Are you Scottish?? sad

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RomanceRe: Checkout This Honest Slayqueen Story. by SirMichael1: 6:13pm On Aug 19, 2018
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She got what she wanted-A divorce.

Even at that she couldn't retain the man. Spits twice. grin
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RomanceRe: I'm Heartbroken And Confused; Help Me! by SirMichael1: 6:09pm On Aug 19, 2018
dominique:
Seeking for relationship advice from a serial divorcee
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I don't think she is referring to Amaraba.e
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SportsRe: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 19th August 2018 by SirMichael1: 4:32pm On Aug 19, 2018
lilbest4:
As a Chelsea fan, I can confidently say this:
No matter how bad Manchester United is, they are still better than Liverpool, Arsenal, and Tottenham.
Forget Liverpool and Tottenham Flexing of muscle
You had better remove Liverpool from your dumb list.
SportsRe: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 19th August 2018 by SirMichael1: 4:31pm On Aug 19, 2018
oshe11:
Man YOU losing 1nil
Jeez! 2-0 now!! shocked shocked
SportsRe: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 19th August 2018 by SirMichael1: 4:22pm On Aug 19, 2018
How's the match abeg?
RomanceRe: I'm Not Happy With The Life I'm Living by SirMichael1: 3:12pm On Aug 19, 2018
dingbang:
but you have money to subscribe for data?
Thank you! This was what I intend to ask but you've done the courtesy. cheesy cheesy

Op, don't depend on Mom, get yourself out there and look for menial jobs. At least your daily expenses will be taken care of.
RomanceRe: Is She A Witch? by SirMichael1: 1:14pm On Aug 19, 2018
So what do you want us to do for this wailing?
RomanceRe: A Call Out To AIRTEL by SirMichael1: 1:12pm On Aug 19, 2018
TechCapon:
ntel is great just that sometimes they can misbehave
I heard the sim is difficult to get. Is this true?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SirMichael1: 9:46am On Aug 19, 2018
Borntolovewomen:
B916SSSACRSPWC-2324408



End of Acca

Potential winning 290k

This season will be good
Dude. Your game cast
ComputersRe: My Experience With Facebook Hacker (Photos) by SirMichael1: 10:54am On Aug 18, 2018
vizkiz:
lol... The hacker Na mumu. His mates are hacking a whole website, oga dey hack Facebook page grin
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.- Mark Twain.

You know what FB is used for right? Should I send sensitive messages to business partners or give details of my transaction to trustworthy friends and a hacker gets hold of my FB, you know what would happen right?

Why would someone want to hack a website when they won't be able to redirect transactions directed through the site? Hope you know most online transactions are handled by a third party website abi? Those websites that are 128-bit encrypted.

No be every time person go open mouth talk when e no know anything.
RomanceRe: Please, How Can You Identify A Runs Girl? by SirMichael1: 4:24pm On Aug 17, 2018
Missyford31:
U mean an anklet? I wear em but im not oloshos

RomanceRe: How To Get Out Of The Friend Zone by SirMichael1: 2:48pm On Aug 17, 2018
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There's no getting out of that zone and if you try to but fail, you've put a strain on that relationship and you don't wanna know what emanates thence...

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