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RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:41pm On Aug 11, 2018
stiffmeister:
I hope they will go far... I love ngolo.. I jealous him too
Lol. You jealous his head or what? grin
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:40pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
I still bank on Mancity scoring at least 3 at the Emirates.. [color=#A912A5]Liverpool will open the floodgates grin.[/color]
Lol. Well, they've got a new coach so let's see how things go. It most likely will end 3 goals to 1.

I love to see the trio (Firmino, Mane and Salah) play and with the arrival of Shaqiri with his pace... Liverpool are going places.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man And His American Bride Wed With Tricycle In Yola, Adamawa (Photos) by SirMichael1:
Her brides maid looks Asian, she looks like a Russian and the man has found a wife.

HML.

If there's a reason I wanna get married to a white woman, it will be because I want my children to be different. grin

A redhead! What a plus.
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:22pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
At least they get to top only for [color=#A912A5]a few hours. cheesy ..[/color]
Maybe for just this week 'cause it will be hard for Guardiola to defeat Arsenal with over 3 goal difference away from home.


Oh wait! Liverpool! Wait! OMG! I actually forgot about them. All I can say is, "Tomorrow will rain goals!" But Liverpool playing at home against Westhampton will only make things worse for Chelsea who might think they'll lead the table for this week and use it to boost their morals in subsequent matches.
RomanceRe: After Making The Money,i Still can't Find These Quality Of A Wife Material by SirMichael1:
grin

Hard to find? Of course not.

I'll tell you where to find them (I used 'them' 'cause these qualities can't be found in just one woman. I am not stupid)

1. God fearing reside in churches after they turn 30. To meet them, just go to your local pastor and they'll tell you what time they normally arrive to cry

2. Beautiful? I can't relate with your definition of beauty which is fair in complexion and curvy. No one is less beautiful, just unwise, near-wise, wise and really wise (that's my definition of beauty)

3. Loyal?? I don't wanna talk about this. If I go by your definition of beauty and god-fearing requirement, you won't see this particular character in one lady. They don't exist no more.

4. Neat too?? Is it the slay queens who have made a pact with their pads never to throw them out until after 3 days of use?

Truth is, you can't find ladies like this as full package. And if you do, they aren't of marriageable age. Just teens entering their youthful stage where they become uncontrollable and spiteful.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Loved Someone That It's Made You Cry?? by SirMichael1: 5:53pm On Aug 11, 2018
Genesiszero:
You're very funny, I don't think I'll have sex with this girl, besides she's a Virgin, I don't want to break a convenant that I never sealed, though she've never hesitated as she affirmed to me that she's ready to give me her body but I thought to myself that I'll never turn her into a sex object... Never! We can romance, hug, kiss and the likes but definitely not sex. She's my angel!
Does she work for her Money or her dad is wealthy?
RomanceRe: 5 Things You Should Never Tell A Man. No 4 Will Surprise You by SirMichael1: 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2018
That number 1 is quite tricky.

Should a guy look intently at a lady while his girl is there, if she applies your reasoning and says/ask nothing, she'll become self-conscious, filled with jealousy and begin developing trust issues.

Now if this girl ask her boy and he says 'yes, I think she's cute'. She can easily know her fate and know if she should work on her appearance and beauty. No lady is less beautiful.

But as a guy, it's quite easy to evade that question. Just tell that 'What? C'mon embarassed I didn't see her in that light.... Her top reminds me of my sister's. undecided
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:36pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
.He might even tackle a goal post. ..[color=#A912A5] .. cheesy I like him too[/color]
It's a good day for Sarri and his boys. He's topping the league on the first week. Hope it last after tomorrow. grin



I'm not a fan tho. smiley
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:07pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
It's Been long. [color=#A912A5]he scored a goal smiley ..[/color]
Lol. I didn't even think he is confident enough to know a goal post and what he should when he sees one with the ball in his foot.

He is gradually coming out of his shell. I like him though (no homo) grin
RomanceRe: Funny! Naked Woman Calmly Walks Into A Store To Buy Beer (photos) by SirMichael1: 5:04pm On Aug 11, 2018
MicheyJ1:
Where did she keep the money. No pockets
Do you know what credit cards are used for??

balaclava:
The man was recording?

It seems like it was a bet.
Most supermarkets are equipped with CCTV
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:02pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
Ngolo Kante. [color=#A912A5] actually scored cheesy ..[/color]
I tell you. The shy guy just started this season with a good start. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Huddersfield Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 11th August 2018 by SirMichael1: 4:47pm On Aug 11, 2018
Lenadiva:
Oh yeah.
EPL is for sure .
Golden boot is a most.
Which golden boot? Which EPL? Lol, in the whole of Arsenal, who knows how to convert opportunity to goals? Is it Phyno's twin abi Lacazette?

It will be shocking if you guys top Watford this season but let's wait and see what Guardiola's squad does to you guys tomorrow. You guys will most likely be at the buttom of the table beneath huddersfield by tomorrow's night fall. grin
RomanceRe: ''7 Things You Must Not Tell Your Partner About You" by SirMichael1: 11:48am On Aug 11, 2018
AmiciLord:
Who cares?
You should if you're gonna hoard your truth from her. She probably didn't ask you so that if any more truth surfaces about hers, she might blackmail you that you didn't tell her yours and therefore she told you little.
RomanceRe: ''7 Things You Must Not Tell Your Partner About You" by SirMichael1: 10:07am On Aug 11, 2018
AmiciLord:
Before I and my wife got married she told me about are previous relationships. I had no problems with that at all. All that happened before we met was in the past and we started a new life. I love her and I don't give a fvck who she slept with before we met.

But I never told her mine though. grin
How sure are you that she told you the whole truth and not a fraction of it??
RomanceRe: Is Feminism A Movement Or A Force? by SirMichael1:
Ksatriy:
While REAL feminists see feminism as a movement to liberate women from oppression by their opposite sex, the FAKE feminists see feminism as a way to get easy laid therefore forcing everyone mostly the women the admire into being feminists. To what end are they doing this? To get laid. That's their end game.
What is this nonsense that I read by this time of the morning?? What fake feminist uses feminism as a bid to get laid easily.

It's more easy for a lady to get laid compared to a guy. A lady could walk into any bar and get herself almost any man there so quit this shitty and irrelevant point as it doesn't tally.
RomanceRe: Caption The Rage In A Young Boy's Face As He Watches Two Younger Children Kiss by SirMichael1: 12:29am On Aug 11, 2018
czarina:
¿Quién dice que es Google Translate? Si usted necesita lecciones de español que me haga saber
Lol. Sí, necesito una clase de español. ¿Entonces cuándo empezamos?

Durante una sesión de masaje o tienes una mejor opción wink
CrimeRe: Police Gun Down Armed Robbers Who Raided Bank In Edo Yesterday. Graphic Photos by SirMichael1: 11:00pm On Aug 10, 2018
Faithmelifue:
omeya
Cha wo ye...
Avu dashi?
CrimeRe: Police Gun Down Armed Robbers Who Raided Bank In Edo Yesterday. Graphic Photos by SirMichael1: 8:04pm On Aug 10, 2018
See my Village oh. Igarra.

It is to the glory of God that non of my relatives were injured in the incident.

I heard it was the joint work of Ebira guys.
RomanceRe: Man Cancels His Wedding After Finding Out His Fiancee Slept With Another Man by SirMichael1: 7:43pm On Aug 10, 2018
MissRaine69:
There are no chains inhibiting you from your dinner.
Ok let’s do it this way maybe we can let the matter rest.
I don’t care
I don’t care about your opinion
I don’t care about what you think of me
I don’t care about anything you have to say
And I don’t care about you.
Now take it anyway you want to as long as the core issue of not giving zero fcuks is not overlooked I am cool.
Lol. You've been compromised emotionally. You really have to fix that. Not everyone wants a battle.

Surprising... Except your being rude, you had no contrary opinion.

Don't bother replying, you never contributed meaningfully anyway.
RomanceRe: How Soon Do You See Yourself Getting Married? by SirMichael1: 7:27pm On Aug 10, 2018
Thinking about this now, I never sat to think about this yet.

I'm all for making money now and being comfortable with myself enough to get a lady as a complimenting partner when the need surfaces.
RomanceRe: Couple Who Post Their S*x Videos On Porn Site Say It’s Made Their Love Stronger by SirMichael1: 7:14pm On Aug 10, 2018
I don't understand??

You're not porn stars? You're not amateurs?

Please who has watched the video? Is their blokos and the lady's nether regions visible to the viewers? I wanna make an objective comment based on information gotten.

That's how some people of the western word say they aren't male or female (not even hermaphrodite self). Wereys!
RomanceRe: my fiancee sent her nude picture to a man by SirMichael1: 7:07pm On Aug 10, 2018
Is it the first time? If no, then do not involve her parent or yours as they would be disturbed on the severity of your fiancée's morality.

Talk with her and if she sees reason with you, understand her plight and have her back but should she repeat that, involve her parent and hand over the lady you never had back to them.
RomanceRe: Man Cancels His Wedding After Finding Out His Fiancee Slept With Another Man by SirMichael1: 6:31pm On Aug 10, 2018
MissRaine69:
Look at your earlier post what was objective about that? You just went on a rant about vaginas and labia just because I shared an opinion?
And you want me to engage with you on an intellectual level when you post ludicrous things like that?
Sorry I lack the disposition or the energy to do that. Take what you will from that.
Quite lady-like. Always allowing emotions becloud fair reasoning.

My comment was/is as objective as can be, except you want to be subjective about it-which clearly is the case here.

The labia part is an abstract imagination of what precedes your adventure of going uncultured by submitting to your mundane desire to test different 'bananas' under the guise of finding the perfect one.

Hey, there are side effects of doing things a certain way. Permitting entries from different partners will surely have a negative effect just as entering different partners have its negative effects overtime. If I be a whöre and explore so many ladies to the point that I go down with erectile dysfunction in my course of finding a perfect sexually compatible match, will any lady agree to settle down with me? I was only working and buttressing on her opinion here.

Pray tell, isn't her initial comment preposterous to say but the least?

I also have to admit, I was a bit thorough, blunt, savage and harsh by my initial scripting.

Good evening. I'm having dinner, you mind? wink
RomanceRe: 10 Cogent Reasons Why Having A Backup Boyfriend Is Dangerous For Women by SirMichael1: 5:23pm On Aug 10, 2018
You bloggers should keep tab of what's currently trending not trended stuff.

This exact topic as the content graced FP few days back.
RomanceRe: Is This Normal? by SirMichael1: 5:06pm On Aug 10, 2018
Preciousgirl:
Any man that kisses my lips says I taste sugary

Is this natural and normal?
It could be a symptom of diabetes.

It's just a hunch though.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married by SirMichael1: 5:01pm On Aug 10, 2018
Destiny?? Has marriage become a criteria for fulfilling destinies??

Y'all be deceiving yourselves and worrying over needless things.

Fulfilling destiny is independent of your marital status. In fact, it is the destiny of some people never to get married.

I tell you, marriage could be limiting a young man's or a woman's potentials.




Besides, a beautiful face is a plus anytime any day!
RomanceRe: Caption The Rage In A Young Boy's Face As He Watches Two Younger Children Kiss by SirMichael1: 3:05pm On Aug 10, 2018
czarina:
Usé correctamente la gramática española, tal vez es el niño necesita preguntar angry
Estoy bastante sorprendido de que sepas cómo escribir
español. ¿No es maravilloso lo que Google translate podría hacer?

cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Man Cancels His Wedding After Finding Out His Fiancee Slept With Another Man by SirMichael1: 12:54pm On Aug 10, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Whatever. Those who will go get a taste of a better banana before settling for a not so good banana will continue to do so till tomorrow.
Nothing irk some guys like the word 'whatever'. Don't be rude, don't goad me, be reasonable.

So long.
RomanceRe: Man Cancels His Wedding After Finding Out His Fiancee Slept With Another Man by SirMichael1: 12:33pm On Aug 10, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Second paragraph simply means u should be with someone you are sexually compatible with. Stop twisting everything to make me look bad not that I care though undecided
In reply, I asked this;

SirMichael1:
So how long does a lady test and how many must she taste to get to her satisfaction before she becomes a slut?
It's just really pathetic going round in circles when the answer is just there!

You really need to understand how to convey your words well and not lay them on doubts or 'mis-convey' them. Ideas are formed based on preconceived notions. Your comment meant 'going random sampling' so I don't get why you don't understand this as whöring?

Accept it, you meant testing numerous bananas to get a compatible one.
RomanceRe: What Is One Thing You Miss About Your Ex? by SirMichael1: 11:20am On Aug 10, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Homophobic?
Are you sure you don't need help?

How will you cuddle your girl/wife?
Lol, you think I'm gay? I've hugged twice the number of women as I have men.

Help? Am I reading a condescending remark or this is just a harmless question?

Cuddle? I honestly have no idea but maybe when the time comes, I'll work something out?


But it's not much of a big deal if I'm this way right?

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