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RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:51pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:
.Naaah cheesy I see Barcelona smashing them[color=#A912A5] 3 or 4 ..[/color]
Got any idea if Messi will start the match? 'Cause only that dude control the players...

Wait, was it not this Sevilla that almost brought their unbeaten record to halt last season before levante dealt the final blow?

If Messi plays... They'll win by >2 goals margin but if not, they'll win by <3 goals margin since they're playing at home in camp nou..
RomanceRe: Let’s Talk: Can You Invite Your Ex To Your Wedding? by SirMichael1: 6:45pm On Aug 12, 2018
The only EX I can invite are those who I left on good terms and she's married.

Note: I have to do the breaking up with the ex or else...
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:41pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:
Super Cup[color=#A912A5] today bro...[/color]
It will be hard. Really hard. Maybe 2-1 or 2-0. Sevilla is no joke especially when they face big teams but then... History is on Barca's side.
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:00pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:
Yes o! Unless something is at stake.... Arsenal won't improve. grin Now it's not about Wenger anymore grin[color=#A912A5] Most top clubs winning their opening match. Yes am on medication. Thanks Boss! I just hope Barcelona will win too grin[/color]
Lol. Barcelona? Today's match or their first league match?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man And His American Bride Wed With Tricycle In Yola, Adamawa (Photos) by SirMichael1: 5:57pm On Aug 12, 2018
irunmoleagba:
It's a DNA that exists in non-Africans undecided. I am completely African, without a trace of it.
I think you're racist! I'm not so I don't care about your opinion. Stick it up your ass! smiley
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:47pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:
Spot on! [color=#A912A5] Chelsea lead didn't take so long cheesy[/color]
Ah yes! It didn't.

You know, the best time to punt is during these early stages when teams don't really know what the end of the season holds for them. Not when a team like Arsenal is threatened with relegation and you want City to beat them. Never gonna work. grin

I read on that thread that you've got Malaria. Sorry about that. Taken any drug yet?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man And His American Bride Wed With Tricycle In Yola, Adamawa (Photos) by SirMichael1: 5:42pm On Aug 12, 2018
irunmoleagba:
Coon!!! You want to infect your children with Neanderthal DNA just like this guy has decided to do.
Me thinks you've got the DNA already in you.
HealthRe: This Lady’s Transformation After Six Months Of Fitness Routines Is Amazing! by SirMichael1: 3:53pm On Aug 12, 2018
This will take more than 6 month except you approached the technique aggressively.

This doesn't look like liposuction cause her reduction is evenly but I know of a machine that freezes fat from within. You just lay on it and it does the work. So over time, you get a healthy reduction in your overall fat level and get lean.
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 3:48pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:
Not bad if he comes in for Mane .. I see a 3-1 vs Westham grin[color=#A912A5] Now is the time for Liverpool to grab their first EPL. cheesy . But I fear the "Guardiola Factor"[/color]
Lol. At least I got this one right

4:0

Liverpool Vs Westhampton.

cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Marry Your Best Friend See Reason by SirMichael1: 2:38pm On Aug 12, 2018
ritylove:
i shattered no ones heart you are too quick to judge and you ignorantly do that base on assumptions please change i taught you where better than that
What was your reply to your friend? You gave him a positive or negative reply?
RomanceRe: What Is Your Opinion On Rape by SirMichael1: 12:44pm On Aug 12, 2018
Ikem11:
Hello, I understand what you staying which is totally right... Like I said rape is a bad thing which is evil. What am saying are ways in which it can be raduced cos I stated that most cases are done in private invitations. I know rape happens other places apart from indoor but the one am more concern is the indoor which occurred by invitation. I still maintain that any reasonable lady shouldn't visit a man in his room simple
Should a fiancée not know where her fiancé lives?

You should procure a reasonable solution such as

1. As a Lady, whenever you visit a guy, tell him to open all the curtains and the door so as to make him feel you aren't alone

Or

2. Take a close friend along.

You understand now, don't you?
RomanceRe: Should A Women Precede Joining A Couple On Wedding Day? by SirMichael1: 11:11am On Aug 12, 2018
afolayan22:
White wedding
So was she a Pastor?
RomanceRe: IG Comedian,Shares Screenshot Of Chat With A Man Who Wants To Have Sex With Him by SirMichael1: 11:10am On Aug 12, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl

This is what being homophobic means. Most men are homophobic!
RomanceRe: Should A Women Precede Joining A Couple On Wedding Day? by SirMichael1: 11:06am On Aug 12, 2018
This wedding... Is it a traditional one or a white wedding?
RomanceRe: What Is Your Opinion On Rape by SirMichael1:
Ikem11

You seem very myopic at heart.

Rape can occur anywhere!

Rape is bad!

Rape is a forceful entry -a similitude of atrocities carried out by thieves- and therefore shouldn't be condoned

Rapists are animals.

Let's get down.

A man invites a lady after being in relationship for quite some time to his house, if he is of a cunning mind, he wouldn't make a move on her the first day.

"He's cool", she thinks. Hence she continues her visits with trust that he will do no such thing as violate her.

A cultivated man will really do no such thing as rape a Lady at his house (or anywhere) but a rampaging goat on heat will ravage her at any opportunity. A rapist could be a man. Could be a woman.

The moment you're trying to have sex with a lady and she says 'NO', then it's right you quit, enter your bathtub and stay hydrated. Now such lady should desist going to the guy's house after that INCIDENT else, she's partly got herself to blame for any ill fate but rape is bad.

But don't say ladies should in general should desist going to a man's place especially when they've known each other for long. You can only caution them not prevent them.
RomanceRe: After Making The Money,i Still can't Find These Quality Of A Wife Material by SirMichael1: 9:35am On Aug 12, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes, I'm a diamond. I won't lie about that. I know it and I'll emphatically and unashamedly say it. I'm one of those diamonds in the dirt.

Let the guy be. Let him seek for love whichever way he deems fit. Go and concentrate on learning how not to be 'Homophobic'.

Opinionated soul.
This is what I hate about immature and uncultured ladies and unlike you, I'm not gonna reply my mentions sporadically, I don't want to spam anyone's 'mention' as you've done mine, I'm gonna answer it all here.

Every human has an opinion and if he's steadfast in it against all other's opinions, then I see no reason why his opinions should be questioned. If I be strongly held to my opinions, you also stick with yours too (A cursory look at your my mentions from you depicts that.)


Phew! That was close. You almost rubbed your ignorance on me for I had to check the dictionary if there be another meaning of homophobia as I have know it in years. Homophobia do not mean hatred for women or whatever you think it is.


By Jove what in the world is wrong with you? So you would use my being homophobic to spite me? Hence, I'm gonna make things simpler in brackets. If I be homophobic [dislike for homosexuals (gays, lesbians)], it is a phobia (fear or anxiety). Likewise If I be claustrophobic (fear of enclosed places), it is a phobia. If I be acrophobic (fear of heights), it is a phobia. Stop being too fragile in sensitive topics.


If you're gonna be spiteful, then let it be for a just cause, else, I'm not going to be as reserved and entertaining as I've been thus far. Be careful what you wish for, my lady. Be careful for I had nothing against you prior to this.

P.S: Whenever you hear or read that a person doesn't understand himself yet... You have to understand what he meant. He simply means he is still discovering himself not that he has no iota understanding of whom he is.




You're a diamond? That's good. A precious stone retain its lustre after being through fire, abrasion, stress and what not. If you're gonna retain your shine as a diamond, you gotta understand that you're gonna cross path with multitudes, with different opinions (some strongly held, some loosely held) and many things but if you change after being exposed and begin to blabber as you've just done, then maybe you over hyped yourself.
RomanceRe: A Man Wishes You Understand This. by SirMichael1(op): 11:42pm On Aug 11, 2018
GrammarNazi1:
Did.
It's pointless.
RomanceRe: A Man Wishes You Understand This. by SirMichael1(op): 11:41pm On Aug 11, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
You had to create a topic out of that guy's opinion?

Now, I know better. smiley
Except you know something that I dont, you know nothing. Nothing lady.

Don't think you've got me all figured out. I don't even understand myself well enough.
RomanceRe: A Man Wishes You Understand This. by SirMichael1(op): 11:38pm On Aug 11, 2018
GrammarNazi1:
Did you just know that you must study very carefully in order to understand people?

Do not think you know someone by believing what he/she says. Anyone. Everyone.

wink
Do

Fixed!
RomanceRe: Snake Spirit In Female? by SirMichael1: 10:35pm On Aug 11, 2018
If Seun charges twice the amount you need to buy data for a month, I think we will have more post worthy of my comment. angry
RomanceRe: Who Wants To Be My Friend Offline?? by SirMichael1: 10:31pm On Aug 11, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Let's be friends. You'll be very useful. Trust me.
You deemed it fit to neglect my mention? Was it the question that made you? Ah... Lol.
RomanceRe: A Man Wishes You Understand This. by SirMichael1(op): 9:26pm On Aug 11, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
"this" understood! smiley
Good. smiley
RomanceRe: Who Wants To Be My Friend Offline?? by SirMichael1: 9:23pm On Aug 11, 2018
I have not the slightest of idea what could possible be your problem...

You need to get a life outside NL man. Get a league of male friends whom you go out with every weekend to cease boredom from your life. Be happy man. You reek of depression, insecurity and low self esteem amongst others.
RomanceRe: After Making The Money,i Still can't Find These Quality Of A Wife Material by SirMichael1: 9:17pm On Aug 11, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
He doesn't have to take them home. Can't he just be friends to access character?

I noticed something. You are very opinionated. smiley
You noticed well lady. You noticed well.

A man needs a wife not a friend. You can turn a wife into a friend but not a friend into a wife.

Besides, what I meant is... How many girlfriends (dirt) will he date until he meets the desired one (diamond). There are diamonds but these diamonds are mostly in the age of 18-21 after which, the erosive effect of friction disguised as female besties would wash them to dirt or worse still, enclose them in dirt.

Be sincere, are you a diamond? (If you're to answer me, you'll say 'I don't know' but the truth is, you know)
RomanceA Man Wishes You Understand This. by SirMichael1(op):
A man gets called 'broke' a lot from ladies. A man tries to approach ladies but each time a man does... "I'm sorry, I can't date you", is the usual reply. A man asks, "Why?". "It's just that I have so much on me, you can't afford me. I'm truly sorrow, I can't date you, a broke guy".

A man is pissed, sad and in all his overwhelming flow of emotion, a man become determined and decides to work his ass out. Eventually, a man makes enough money to the desire of most ladies.

Now, a man wants to settle down with a wife, he has his requests which are the following.

1. A fair, curvy and a lady of average height

2. Intelligent, smart, hardworking and wise.

3. A lady not beyond 26 (after dating, perhaps a year, there's still years to look fresh after marriage)

4. A loyal and a faithful lady

5. A neat lady

6. A lady of good manners, understanding, obedient and loving.

Will it be right that anyone think him stupid? I mean, you gave me your terms, I give you mine. Is there really a need to tell me to go create myself those personalities in a lady?

A man has asked so should he be given what he's asked for not some folks telling him to become a creator. A man is a man not a God.

A man wishes you understand. Thanks. smiley
RomanceRe: After Making The Money,i Still can't Find These Quality Of A Wife Material by SirMichael1: 8:42pm On Aug 11, 2018
lefulefu:
na wao.. Girl must be light skinned, intelligent,has curves,must be God fearing.. Only one girl to have all this ooshocked. Op is not seriouscheesy.
He has the money but where are the ladies?
RomanceRe: After Making The Money,i Still can't Find These Quality Of A Wife Material by SirMichael1: 8:40pm On Aug 11, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Kay way! There are women who has such qualities. They're just rare, and that' was why I said he should be patient.

There are diamonds in the dirt.
Lol. How many dirt will you have to take home before you finally get the diamond, if truly there be diamonds?
RomanceRe: After Making The Money,i Still can't Find These Quality Of A Wife Material by SirMichael1: 8:33pm On Aug 11, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Don't worry. You'll find a woman who has these qualities and will even surpass them. Be patient. There's someone for everyone.
Don't deceive the poor soul, there's no woman with those descriptions except if he's gonna create one.

You yourself should know this.

lefulefu:
apply naucheesy. U are lightskinned and attractive and op is looking for an attractive lightskinned girl plus God fearingcheesy.
He also said good brain and curves
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 8:24pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
But I'll like Klopp winning the EPL first. Now there's no excuse. He's got the depth in squad..[color=#A912A5] I can only feel so sorry for Arsenal. With the addition of Mahrez to that City team.. That's like adding RPG to a Tsar Bomba grin . They'll skin Arsenal all through tomorrow [/color]
Shhhh! Don't loud it oh. You don't want Arsenal fans jumping on your mention. Truth be told, Arsenal fans should have an headache relieving drug close to them with a chilled glass of cold juice while watching the match. Should City win, they'll take the Drug, should they win, they'll take juice as their reward. But we both know it can only end up one way... I hope they don't take too much dose.


Sounds to me you're a fan of Liverpool. I don't underestimate them, I really don't but it all boils down to who wants it more. They are thirsty and I don't doubt that but then, other clubs are thirsty too.

Truth be told, I don't see City giving Arsenal a whooping 3 goal difference tomorrow. My best possible outcome is 3-1 but let's see.
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 7:31pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
Not bad if he comes in for Mane .. I see a 3-1 vs Westham grin[color=#A912A5] Now is the time for Liverpool to grab their first EPL. cheesy . But I fear the "Guardiola Factor"[/color]
Ah yes! The consciousness of Pep' squad is the beginning of doubt.

Having seen what transpired against Liverpool and his side, he'll be conscious of any silly mistakes.

I'll tell you what... 'He felt it! He tasted it! He knows how being undefeated in the world most competitive league feels'. He's going to aim at that once again and he is going to start by making an example and a profound statement on Arsenal tomorrow.

Klopp has his eyes on UCL and the league title. He'll wanna get so many titles. It will be difficult but he has a slim chance of pulling through.

BTW, west ham will collect more than. They'll go home with at least 3 goals difference
RomanceRe: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 7:05pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:
What's your best prediction for Liverpool[color=#A912A5] And how will Shaqiri fit into the team..? Will he be on the flank or behind the striker.[/color]
Well, the last time he came in, Mane was subbed. Except the coach adopts a different formation, Mane might be seeing little play time. Since Shaqiri is a winger, and plays on Mane's wing, there's only going to be a substitution except if the coach changes his 4-3-3 rapid attack style of play which I doubt.

I'm seeing a 4-0 or a 5-0 scoreline here.
SportsRe: Million Rollover by SirMichael1: 6:48pm On Aug 11, 2018
starboycol:
15 day rollover of 1.50odd start today.


Soccer, Russia, Premier League


08-11 19:30


FC Rostov - FC Kryliya Sovetov Samara


bet: 1 or draw


1.13


Soccer, Netherlands, Eredivisie


08-11 19:45


PSV Eindhoven - FC Utrecht


bet: 1


1.39


total - 1.57


stake - 1000naira


possible win - 1570naira
Don't kill yourself.

I plied this path and got burnt.

When you roll over, make sure to keep aside your capital after your first 3 successful roll over, then you continue keeping aside some bit regularly.

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