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RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'll Love To Spend One Week With Here(Photo) by SirMichael1: 1:45pm On Jan 07, 2018
Dimples129:
Why you twisting your face embarassed

I might change that pic... I woke up to over 50pms 30 new followers, grin grin grin

I forgot this was nl grin
OMG! Is that a feat or something now? undecided You're like what now? The most popular and most wanted girl on here?? shocked undecided Wow! That's an accomplishment. So how do you feel?? undecided smiley

It's not something to get yourself drooling over. I'd probably send you a pm too if I wanted a green card.

For a cute lady, your hairline seems to be receding embarassed
RomanceRe: Post Ur Sunday Selfie by SirMichael1: 12:07pm On Jan 07, 2018
amani63:
if you don't have any better to say
You should shut up for 1hr
amani63:
if you don't have better thing to say shut your mouth make thunder no fire your mouth to millions
Honestly, I get really disgusted when I see stretch marks especially on a guy. Wassamata?

I just had to comment on your photo. It's not something to post for the entire public. Very nauseating.

You don't need to jump on my mention twice son, I got it the first time.. Please ooh, lightning shouldn't strike my mouth o, that isn't what I used to type grin
RomanceRe: Post Ur Sunday Selfie by SirMichael1: 11:16am On Jan 07, 2018
amani63:
What can I see
I day my house da watch
the Johnsons
Oboi dey cover your arm. See stretch marks. Pfft!!
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'll Love To Spend One Week With Here(Photo) by SirMichael1: 9:44am On Jan 07, 2018
Dimples129:
Haven't you seen the movie, 'Cabin Fever' shocked

No... I'm out... I'm a city girl, I need my corner shop grin
Come on now, that can't be you on your dp undecided
RomanceRe: Can You Name These Cartoon Characters? by SirMichael1: 12:23am On Jan 06, 2018
UchihaFeraz:
It's not oh brother. . . grin

Hahaha!! Partially right!
I'm good with animes though. Although I've watched only a few
RomanceRe: Can You Name These Cartoon Characters? by SirMichael1: 3:35pm On Jan 05, 2018
UchihaFeraz:
Before each night is done
Their plans will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
To take over the world. . . grin

grin

Why the introvert though?
That's what a person who doesn't socialize does with his leisure
RomanceRe: Can You Name These Cartoon Characters? by SirMichael1: 3:28pm On Jan 05, 2018
Introvert UchihaFeraz, well done. You spend/spent your 'me' time well. smiley
RomanceRe: How I Had A Three Some With My Gf And Her Friend On Valentine's Day by SirMichael1: 2:36pm On Jan 05, 2018
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RomanceRe: Why This Sudden Increase of Hook Ups By Girls? by SirMichael1: 2:14pm On Jan 05, 2018
ubunja:
dont call me loud when you are the one using bold letters
oh.and noone is stopping you from putting forward your own opinions. dont be jealous now.
As long as my data isn't bought by you, I can state my opinion against yours on your mention.

Has it ever occurred to you why artists would rather have baby mamas and not get entangled with marriage? Quite simple for even the 'slowest' of humans. You could have unrestricted sex with no commitment whatsoever and sire bastards everywhere. Now that's the fun in being unmarried. Plant your seed on every fūçkīñg ground and wait for 'good' guys take care of your sons.

Lemme correct some notions from your bleak, myopic mind. Marriage is created solely on sex. I reiterate, marriage isn't only for sex!


Do you know what companionship means? Do you know what tolerating and living under a roof for your lifetime means? Do you know the joy in seeing your kids grow up with their parent under a roof and not separated? Do you know how hard it is to be a single mom?

This is the nonsense people give out as an advice and it backfires at the end. When you're young and have no sense of responsibility, go out and fūçk many holes. Be a bad boy. Jump from one lady to another all for sex but that shit gotta die down with marriage.

Shove the "man is naturally a polygamist" shit up your ass. My fathers were uncultured, indisciplined polygamist doesn't make me 'my father'
RomanceRe: Why This Sudden Increase of Hook Ups By Girls? by SirMichael1: 1:47pm On Jan 05, 2018
ubunja:
the sex you buy will always be cheaper than the sex you date and marry for.
You're loud with your biased assertions.. There are many other countless reasons people marry for not solely for the sex you can outrightly purchase. Stop sounding unexposed
RomanceRe: Have You Pranked Called Before by SirMichael1: 1:00pm On Jan 05, 2018
Yes.

I remembered when we called my elder brother's crush. We attended the same church so we had to fake our accent. Lmao. I was the best suitable for the job. You need to hear my posh accent.

Was just using 'wanna', 'gonna, ''ain't', 'nada' and other nonsense. My brothers were just laughing at the background so I had to end the call abruptly. At that rate, she was easily gonna detect and make us the centre of mockery the next Sunday.

How time flies grin




Sometimes when I'm bored, I just call random numbers expecting a young girl with a sweet accent to pickup but I'm always/often disappointed. It's either one Hausa speaking man or a Yoruba woman. I tire

Again. That was when I wasn't married cool.
RomanceRe: The Hour Of Truth! Prophecy For You! by SirMichael1: 12:49pm On Jan 05, 2018
DeadRat:
i Would Have Given You rokia.2 but The Lord Said She Is Too Big For You... I Would Have Given You dimples12.9 but The Lord Said You Would Cheat On Her And she Will Stab You To Death. So God Has Chosen Pocoha.ntas. Be Careful! She Is Wild but God says You Can Tame Her to Loyalty
Lmao. You're a clown.

I don't do girls smiley
RomanceRe: Kassandra Okafor Marries Within 1 Month Of Meeting Her Man (Photos) by SirMichael1: 11:28am On Jan 05, 2018
Edonojie007:
When Men Become Thinkers,they Would End Up Inventing.
I Just Like This.... Dont Know Why.
I just couldn't comprehend why her mom called 'again' to remind her that hers will also be this year.

It's pure reverse psychology. At the beginning of last year, she told both daughters that their wedding will be last year unfailingly. Now her younger sister was gonna get married leaving the elder sister behind.

If you agree with me, it's very disheartening for a lady's younger sister to get married while she yet has a man. Mom calls to remind her again. Already given up, she replies pessimistically but really wish it could be true. Mom launched a man her way and with a prior evidence of younger sister's marriage that year and the mom's 'seeming' prediction that both of them would get married that same year and even the call of a reminder.... Well, this must be God's work she presumes., so they both got down to it within a month.


Plot 1. Get the younger sibling married.

Plot 2. Make her self conscious while giving words of encouragement

Plot 3. Launch a man when everything looks impossible and get termed a 'last minute' miracle.

I give it to her. She's smart!
RomanceRe: Kassandra Okafor Marries Within 1 Month Of Meeting Her Man (Photos) by SirMichael1: 10:23am On Jan 05, 2018
Is it just me or does any other person here feels this was a setup? By the mom?

She probably launched that man her way
HealthRe: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by SirMichael1: 9:58am On Jan 05, 2018
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**Farts on the thread** °°Twice°°

**Farts on the op for creating a nauseating thread***


angry
RomanceRe: The Hour Of Truth! Prophecy For You! by SirMichael1: 9:20am On Jan 05, 2018
Hector

smiley
RomanceRe: An Ode To She by SirMichael1: 1:08am On Jan 05, 2018
This is lovely. You composed it yourself?
RomanceRe: Is She A Mistake.. by SirMichael1: 12:54am On Jan 05, 2018
Too much story. Honestly, I got lost half way.

What I could make up as a reason for such behaviour is quite complex but I'll try to put it in simple terms.

Your girl is a gold digger and very uncommitted. She wants a 'made' man. She also looks like someone who'd do anything to be with a rich guy as she easily allowed you slip into her pant on your first time together. You probably told her along your conversation that you had dropped over a million into a business and she thought you a rich guy.

On getting to your place and placing her monetary demands which you couldn't meet, she just saw you as a loser. She probably thought your 1mil investment would immediately start paying off and was discouraged to realize that you're broke.

Note; Gold diggers don't understand or don't want to comprehend the word 'broke' as long as the vag*n* can be exchanged for money.
RomanceRe: A nairalander's addiction by SirMichael1: 7:22pm On Jan 04, 2018
Airforce1:
Go troll on your father in the village

This is 2018, no time for stupid people .
Stop being ill-mannered and obnoxious. Take to correction and stfu!
RomanceRe: Could There Be An Explanation For This? by SirMichael1: 7:15pm On Jan 04, 2018

You were abducted by aliens. #fact

Count yourself lucky that you were returned
RomanceRe: A nairalander's addiction by SirMichael1:
Airforce1:
I hope the "Likes" you would get on these comment eleviates you from your poverty stricken life.
I give no fūçk about cheap likes. You don't get to call the kettle black when you're a black unkempt pot undecided

As to your last statement; It's too late to fail. Amen. grin
RomanceRe: I am The Hottest Man In Nigeria (photos) by SirMichael1: 7:01pm On Jan 04, 2018
kimbraa:
Does one have to look fat or obesed before looking nourished?.
In a way, no. Gene differs. I have a friend who eats as much as every healthy adult does but still looks lanky.

When asked why, he claimed his family members are not fat/big but lanky just like him.

Body structures differs as does our genes. A guy could be working out and still doesn't shed a bit of fat while another guy who eats like a pig has muscles, abs and all that. Genetic.
RomanceRe: A nairalander's addiction by SirMichael1: 6:48pm On Jan 04, 2018
Airforce1:
And tomorrow when you see your mates making it you be like 'How did he made make his money'
Fixed! You're welcome son. I know English isn't your favorite subject.

Have you ever pondered on how to resuscitate your dead music carrier? undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight by SirMichael1: 6:41pm On Jan 04, 2018
Ade3000yrs:
Hmmm, what a social animal! this guy must be a dreamer mistaken himself for another reformed white man! that's the result of too much of romantic and love movies and too much of romantic novels. If I were this guy, it could have been in a poultry farm yard with a lot of poultry poo all over me! Oyinbo shaaahuh? Oyinbo don use social psychology jazzzz all our potential citizens over sea so tey resourceful Nigerians no wan come back home develop their father land! una they wait for governmenthuh? keep dreaming my brother with your proposed wedding but I hope your anticipated blissful marriage does not crash land after 18yrs, like the old Nigerian era basking with the largese of oil procedes.
Just stop ranting already! It's appalling. You've made your point now stfu
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight by SirMichael1: 6:40pm On Jan 04, 2018
idu1:
what is PDA?
Public display of affection
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight by SirMichael1: 8:20pm On Jan 03, 2018
PDA? Not my thing. Nah
RomanceRe: Name One Thing You Don't Share. by SirMichael1: 8:18pm On Jan 03, 2018
ouzo1:
Gbam.. The way some guys the press pad e dey tire me.

So I dey leave dem with the second console.
That's why I buy two individual pads. One for everyone and the other for myself.
RomanceRe: Name One Thing You Don't Share. by SirMichael1: 7:50pm On Jan 03, 2018
SIaye:
Who be safedavis again grin grin una Don come o. This new year Michael. Your head never still correct undecided
Your alternate. Accord me with respect when typing that name
RomanceRe: Name One Thing You Don't Share. by SirMichael1: 7:34pm On Jan 03, 2018
SIaye:
So after you don scam person on here you still get mind they comment like say nothing happen.

Smh

Well aint this about a big bitch right here.
You're one to talk. Ain't you safedavid?
RomanceRe: Name One Thing You Don't Share. by SirMichael1: 7:32pm On Jan 03, 2018
ouzo1:
I can't share the master pad(gamers will understand)
I dislike twin consoles for this sole reason. It gets spoilt easily. I'd rather get individual ones
RomanceRe: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by SirMichael1: 7:25pm On Jan 03, 2018
Purebeerry:
Must you always think dirty.
What is so dirty about nature? The only time I should be getting a mention like this from a person is if her cherry hasn't been popped!

Furthermore, I don't think the chicken was crossing to fūçk, it was crossing to fūçk.

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