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Dimples129:OMG! Is that a feat or something now? You're like what now? The most popular and most wanted girl on here?? Wow! That's an accomplishment. So how do you feel?? ![]() It's not something to get yourself drooling over. I'd probably send you a pm too if I wanted a green card. For a cute lady, your hairline seems to be receding ![]() |
amani63: amani63:Honestly, I get really disgusted when I see stretch marks especially on a guy. Wassamata? I just had to comment on your photo. It's not something to post for the entire public. Very nauseating. You don't need to jump on my mention twice son, I got it the first time.. Please ooh, lightning shouldn't strike my mouth o, that isn't what I used to type ![]() |
amani63:Oboi dey cover your arm. See stretch marks. Pfft!! |
Dimples129:Come on now, that can't be you on your dp ![]() |
UchihaFeraz:I'm good with animes though. Although I've watched only a few |
UchihaFeraz:That's what a person who doesn't socialize does with his leisure |
Introvert UchihaFeraz, well done. You spend/spent your 'me' time well. ![]() |
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ubunja:As long as my data isn't bought by you, I can state my opinion against yours on your mention. Has it ever occurred to you why artists would rather have baby mamas and not get entangled with marriage? Quite simple for even the 'slowest' of humans. You could have unrestricted sex with no commitment whatsoever and sire bastards everywhere. Now that's the fun in being unmarried. Plant your seed on every fūçkīñg ground and wait for 'good' guys take care of your sons. Lemme correct some notions from your bleak, myopic mind. Marriage is created solely on sex. I reiterate, marriage isn't only for sex! Do you know what companionship means? Do you know what tolerating and living under a roof for your lifetime means? Do you know the joy in seeing your kids grow up with their parent under a roof and not separated? Do you know how hard it is to be a single mom? This is the nonsense people give out as an advice and it backfires at the end. When you're young and have no sense of responsibility, go out and fūçk many holes. Be a bad boy. Jump from one lady to another all for sex but that shit gotta die down with marriage. Shove the "man is naturally a polygamist" shit up your ass. My fathers were uncultured, indisciplined polygamist doesn't make me 'my father' |
ubunja:You're loud with your biased assertions.. There are many other countless reasons people marry for not solely for the sex you can outrightly purchase. Stop sounding unexposed |
Yes. I remembered when we called my elder brother's crush. We attended the same church so we had to fake our accent. Lmao. I was the best suitable for the job. You need to hear my posh accent. Was just using 'wanna', 'gonna, ''ain't', 'nada' and other nonsense. My brothers were just laughing at the background so I had to end the call abruptly. At that rate, she was easily gonna detect and make us the centre of mockery the next Sunday. How time flies ![]() Sometimes when I'm bored, I just call random numbers expecting a young girl with a sweet accent to pickup but I'm always/often disappointed. It's either one Hausa speaking man or a Yoruba woman. I tire Again. That was when I wasn't married . |
DeadRat:Lmao. You're a clown. I don't do girls ![]() |
Edonojie007:I just couldn't comprehend why her mom called 'again' to remind her that hers will also be this year. It's pure reverse psychology. At the beginning of last year, she told both daughters that their wedding will be last year unfailingly. Now her younger sister was gonna get married leaving the elder sister behind. If you agree with me, it's very disheartening for a lady's younger sister to get married while she yet has a man. Mom calls to remind her again. Already given up, she replies pessimistically but really wish it could be true. Mom launched a man her way and with a prior evidence of younger sister's marriage that year and the mom's 'seeming' prediction that both of them would get married that same year and even the call of a reminder.... Well, this must be God's work she presumes., so they both got down to it within a month. Plot 1. Get the younger sibling married. Plot 2. Make her self conscious while giving words of encouragement Plot 3. Launch a man when everything looks impossible and get termed a 'last minute' miracle. I give it to her. She's smart! |
Is it just me or does any other person here feels this was a setup? By the mom? She probably launched that man her way |
![]() **Farts on the thread** °°Twice°° **Farts on the op for creating a nauseating thread*** ![]() |
Hector ![]() |
This is lovely. You composed it yourself? |
Too much story. Honestly, I got lost half way. What I could make up as a reason for such behaviour is quite complex but I'll try to put it in simple terms. Your girl is a gold digger and very uncommitted. She wants a 'made' man. She also looks like someone who'd do anything to be with a rich guy as she easily allowed you slip into her pant on your first time together. You probably told her along your conversation that you had dropped over a million into a business and she thought you a rich guy. On getting to your place and placing her monetary demands which you couldn't meet, she just saw you as a loser. She probably thought your 1mil investment would immediately start paying off and was discouraged to realize that you're broke. Note; Gold diggers don't understand or don't want to comprehend the word 'broke' as long as the vag*n* can be exchanged for money. |
Airforce1:Stop being ill-mannered and obnoxious. Take to correction and stfu! |
You were abducted by aliens. #fact Count yourself lucky that you were returned |
Airforce1:I give no fūçk about cheap likes. You don't get to call the kettle black when you're a black unkempt pot ![]() As to your last statement; It's too late to fail. Amen. ![]() |
kimbraa:In a way, no. Gene differs. I have a friend who eats as much as every healthy adult does but still looks lanky. When asked why, he claimed his family members are not fat/big but lanky just like him. Body structures differs as does our genes. A guy could be working out and still doesn't shed a bit of fat while another guy who eats like a pig has muscles, abs and all that. Genetic. |
Airforce1:Fixed! You're welcome son. I know English isn't your favorite subject. Have you ever pondered on how to resuscitate your dead music carrier? ![]() |
Ade3000yrs:Just stop ranting already! It's appalling. You've made your point now stfu |
idu1:Public display of affection |
PDA? Not my thing. Nah |
ouzo1:That's why I buy two individual pads. One for everyone and the other for myself. |
SIaye:Your alternate. Accord me with respect when typing that name |
SIaye:You're one to talk. Ain't you safedavid? |
ouzo1:I dislike twin consoles for this sole reason. It gets spoilt easily. I'd rather get individual ones |
Purebeerry:What is so dirty about nature? The only time I should be getting a mention like this from a person is if her cherry hasn't been popped! Furthermore, I don't think the chicken was crossing to fūçk, it was crossing to fūçk. |
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You're like what now? The most popular and most wanted girl on here?? 
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? Oyinbo don use social psychology jazzzz all our potential citizens over sea so tey resourceful Nigerians no wan come back home develop their father land! una they wait for government