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![]() This is lovely Nathdoug: This woman go sweet to bomb ooo......see clientI hope the 'bomb' and 'client' isn't what I'm thinking?? |
I don't understand how this joke works but could it be that the chicken needed to fūçk a hen on the other side?? ![]() |
SPOPOVICH:Oh well... Bring every lady in your village to me and see how far they walk after a day. |
You're a nutcase son. Everyone has his preference. I for one find cossy's asset a liability and repulsive, it doesn't make me any less straight |
SPOPOVICH:I want to prophesy. Can I prophesy?? |
LifeIsGuhd:What's the meaning of ozwo? |
Is the sudden change much of a problem? If yes, how? |
Cowbuoy:What can possibly explain his obsession with this particular lady enough to have so much photos of her in one device? Lol, he unclothes her himself ![]() |
I don't really see anything special about her. She's just photogenic and uses a good phone with a high spec camera |
Neyoor:most beautiful girl in Nigeria |
Cowbuoy:Lmao. He probably jerks with the image at the confines of his closet |
![]() Quite simple. Just like a dog that urinates at definite places to mark its territory, she's also marking territories. |
ChiefPiiko:False: Age is a word ![]() |
sinceraconcept:Nah. It's an American documentary. They document weird stuffs that go on in an emergency room. There was an incident that occurred during Halloween where a guy cut himself so bad and was dropping blood, his girl had to call an ambulance to take him to the hospital. Now here's what happened. When he got rushed into the ER, the doctor were gonna start stitching when he said no, he has a fear for needles. The doctors were like, "if you don't get stitched, you're gonna bleed to death" They gave him anaesthetic but didn't sedate him (dunno why though) but he kept on insisting on no needles. The doctors had to leave his girl to talk some sense into him. You need to watch the argument they both shared. Very annoying. He obliged after everything.. Then there was one again. This lady somehow managed to feel a bug screeching in her ears deep within.... It's a very informative program |
kimbraa:I told you, it doesn't sit well with comprehension. It's like substituting 'I'm' for 'am'.. You've is read together, same as I've. You can't use both words (you've a) without a conjugation between them. More like saying... "I've mine" and "I've got mine" or "I have mine". When it's seperated, then you're correct. The only thing that is allowed to come after 'I've' or 'you've' when 'a' would follow is a conjugation linking it to the next word. Kinda vague right? ...but I've met funny people'- correct ...I've a funny person- wrong I don't really have it in me now to do some long boring schooling on you. |
She's just being profoundly silly and a fool. It's a dating site ffs! Ewwww! She look like an old hag though. With her loose smile line, wrinkled and bleached skin Only if those guys approached the right way by asking "how much is for a night?"....... |
At least, she experienced marriage to the love of her life. |
Your story doesn't add up. 1. Cross over service finishes after 12am into the new year. 2. Why keep a vow when you won't fulfil other obligations from that same authority? I.e, why deny yourself sex but drinks when he who said no sex after marriage is he who also- well, gave hint to no wine? 3. Why was she looking for her sister? When she didn't find her, couldn't she have left to her house? Was it so late she couldn't make it home? Niggur, that bītçh might be a hoe. If only you paid her and felt the warmth between her thighs on your throbbing flesh, this thread would read "I finally had sex after long abstainers". Don't feel guilty until you fully break the vow. |
ezyk:Okay cool. I'll get on with it. |
You have to paragraph it before I'd read it. It's clumsy |
Stegomiah:Oya comman grant my new year wishes. Send me a pm with your alternate. This is quite simple, I honestly have no idea why you're making me look so needy. It's unpleasant. Or are you like some high profile politician's daughter? Or mama said 'no boys yet?' ![]() |
Stegomiah:Inspiring. You're like a whole box of medical knowledge. I'm actually researching on these stuffs at my leisure. And this one: "Having the signs and symptoms of pregnancy but not pregnancy"- This I got to find out could be her hormones at work I watched a documentary "Life at the ER' or something like that and this African woman was stretched in to the ER and when the doctors began diagnosis, they found nothing wrong with her but she insisted that there was something. That she was cursed by someone using voodoo and was experiencing excruciating pains yet the doctors couldn't pinpoint any alterations Long story short; Some nurse who knew voodoo had to be called upon to perform some rituals right there at the ER before she got herself. Life is indeed a mystery |
![]() Quite simple to comprehend why. In terms of backwardness, we're together. Just like we allowed Bristol city qualify, we also chased Ghanaians and made them great (The constant power supply and educational system). Qualify. Manchester United = Nigeria = Failure Josse = PMB = Failure I have headache please ![]() |
So funny ![]() |
Dying and realizing that heaven is real and I won't be making first 5 ![]() Height. My fear of height is so profound that I could piss my pant when I look from the tallest of towers Fears of not being successful. Being a mediocre. Being just a common man. My kids would be at school and his mates are like, "who's your father self?". Don't want that shït I gotta pave ways -multiple ways- before their conception I don't fear death but the life thereafter |
kimbraa:Ma, stop using the emboldened please. You could use 'You've got' a point" or "You have' a point". It upsets my comprehension. Don't get angry for the correction please.... Lol... Right back at ya. You started with the blame on the man's potency 'cause you fight for women. The doctor might term them medically fit to reproduce but no result. I'm still studying why people would be medically fit but there won't be an issue. Fibroid causes some though. |
sekxy:Your loss not mine. It wasn't yours to have. If only my PC wasn't down, I would have synchronized the time with the internet. When it reads some seconds to the time, I would have submitted. Just wanted to prove a point to some people. I would have..... Oh dhuur |
kimbraa:Yeah? Well story doesn't read that she's testing other men to get pregnant. She's simply reverting back to her whorish nature. That mundane desire left unchecked resurfaced and overshadowed the current self. So she's gone random sampling. After all, what can possibly happen to a damaged womb? Go wild and have dick in excess. Capsice? |
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