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GamingRe: Got My Grandma An Xbox As A Joke For Xmas And Now She's Been Playing For 3 Days by SirMichael1: 6:52pm On Jan 03, 2018
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This is lovely

Nathdoug:
This woman go sweet to bomb ooo......see client
I hope the 'bomb' and 'client' isn't what I'm thinking??
RomanceRe: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by SirMichael1: 6:28pm On Jan 03, 2018
I don't understand how this joke works but could it be that the chicken needed to fūçk a hen on the other side?? grin
RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Man Is Gay by SirMichael1: 4:00pm On Jan 03, 2018
SPOPOVICH:
Yep, not a fully heterosexual male, there's my comment to you.
Oh well... Bring every lady in your village to me and see how far they walk after a day.
RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Man Is Gay by SirMichael1:
You're a nutcase son. Everyone has his preference. I for one find cossy's asset a liability and repulsive, it doesn't make me any less straight
RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Man Is Gay by SirMichael1: 2:56pm On Jan 03, 2018
SPOPOVICH:
If a man says he doesn't find women with big nyansh or curvy women attractive and is repulsed by them, he's gay. The guy will be more attracted to the type your see in the fashion industry, which is controlled by homosexuals who see manly women as ideal.

You'll spot many of these guys here on this forum by the comments they make when a shapely celebrity is posted.

spopovich
I want to prophesy. Can I prophesy??
RomanceRe: I’m Always Wet Thinking About Her’ – Nigerian Lady In Q With Senior Brother’s Wi by SirMichael1: 1:08am On Jan 03, 2018
LifeIsGuhd:
Lmaooo @Ozwo grin grin grin
What's the meaning of ozwo?
RomanceRe: He Suddenly Changed. by SirMichael1: 12:57am On Jan 03, 2018
Is the sudden change much of a problem? If yes, how?
RomanceRe: Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) by SirMichael1: 7:15pm On Jan 02, 2018
Cowbuoy:
LOL... Jerking with a full clothed lady's picture?? That Nigga is weird!! grin
What can possibly explain his obsession with this particular lady enough to have so much photos of her in one device?

Lol, he unclothes her himself grin
RomanceRe: Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) by SirMichael1: 7:11pm On Jan 02, 2018
I don't really see anything special about her.

She's just photogenic and uses a good phone with a high spec camera
RomanceRe: Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) by SirMichael1: 7:08pm On Jan 02, 2018
Neyoor:
What's MBGN? undecided
most beautiful girl in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) by SirMichael1: 7:07pm On Jan 02, 2018
Cowbuoy:
Guy, this one wey this girl's picture full your phone like this... grin
Lmao. He probably jerks with the image at the confines of his closet
RomanceRe: My Gf Used Her Picture On My Whatsapp Profile Without My Permission by SirMichael1: 6:56pm On Jan 02, 2018
grin

Quite simple. Just like a dog that urinates at definite places to mark its territory, she's also marking territories.
RomanceRe: Does Age Really Matter For A Romantic Relationship? by SirMichael1: 2:10pm On Jan 02, 2018
ChiefPiiko:
No, age is just but a number. love conquers all
False: Age is a word grin
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him, I Need Help by SirMichael1: 11:03am On Jan 02, 2018
sinceraconcept:
is it an African program?
Nah. It's an American documentary. They document weird stuffs that go on in an emergency room.

There was an incident that occurred during Halloween where a guy cut himself so bad and was dropping blood, his girl had to call an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

Now here's what happened. When he got rushed into the ER, the doctor were gonna start stitching when he said no, he has a fear for needles. The doctors were like, "if you don't get stitched, you're gonna bleed to death"

They gave him anaesthetic but didn't sedate him (dunno why though) but he kept on insisting on no needles. The doctors had to leave his girl to talk some sense into him. You need to watch the argument they both shared. Very annoying. He obliged after everything..

Then there was one again. This lady somehow managed to feel a bug screeching in her ears deep within....

It's a very informative program
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him, I Need Help by SirMichael1: 10:39am On Jan 02, 2018
kimbraa:
What's the difference between "You've" and "You have?". You're funny!.
I told you, it doesn't sit well with comprehension. It's like substituting 'I'm' for 'am'..

You've is read together, same as I've.

You can't use both words (you've a) without a conjugation between them.

More like saying... "I've mine" and "I've got mine" or "I have mine". When it's seperated, then you're correct.

The only thing that is allowed to come after 'I've' or 'you've' when 'a' would follow is a conjugation linking it to the next word. Kinda vague right?

...but I've met funny people'- correct
...I've a funny person- wrong

I don't really have it in me now to do some long boring schooling on you.
RomanceRe: Did This Lady Join Tinder To Be Rude To Guys Asking Her Out? See Chats by SirMichael1: 6:00am On Jan 02, 2018
She's just being profoundly silly and a fool. It's a dating site ffs! Ewwww!

She look like an old hag though. With her loose smile line, wrinkled and bleached skin

Only if those guys approached the right way by asking "how much is for a night?".......
RomanceRe: Woman Fighting Cancer Dies 18 Hours After Marrying The Love Of Her Life by SirMichael1: 5:53am On Jan 02, 2018
At least, she experienced marriage to the love of her life.
RomanceRe: .. by SirMichael1: 12:29am On Jan 02, 2018
Your story doesn't add up.

1. Cross over service finishes after 12am into the new year.

2. Why keep a vow when you won't fulfil other obligations from that same authority? I.e, why deny yourself sex but drinks when he who said no sex after marriage is he who also- well, gave hint to no wine?

3. Why was she looking for her sister? When she didn't find her, couldn't she have left to her house? Was it so late she couldn't make it home?

Niggur, that bītçh might be a hoe. If only you paid her and felt the warmth between her thighs on your throbbing flesh, this thread would read "I finally had sex after long abstainers".

Don't feel guilty until you fully break the vow.
RomanceRe: .. by SirMichael1: 12:17am On Jan 02, 2018
ezyk:
Dnt kw how to arrange it. Hope u can manage it this way
Okay cool. I'll get on with it.
RomanceRe: .. by SirMichael1: 12:12am On Jan 02, 2018
You have to paragraph it before I'd read it. It's clumsy
RomanceRe: Another #10,000 Give-away. ( hourl and Blazing8 won) by SirMichael1: 10:42pm On Jan 01, 2018
Stegomiah:
Lol, me too
I know how to check pm.... Just can't acess the details of this particular account.... Opened it a long time ago.... Don't remember the details.... It wasn't my main mail id
Oya comman grant my new year wishes. Send me a pm with your alternate.

This is quite simple, I honestly have no idea why you're making me look so needy. It's unpleasant.

Or are you like some high profile politician's daughter? Or mama said 'no boys yet?' smiley
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him, I Need Help by SirMichael1: 10:30pm On Jan 01, 2018
Stegomiah:
Recently encountered a situation in my obstetrics and gyneacology exam
Was asked to clerk a woman... She's the second wife
The first wife has children.... That means the man is fertile.... And the man has gotten her pregnant twice before.... She lost both pregnancies

It was an exam..... You are facing consultants.... I ran all the possible diagnostic causes just to rule out what might likely be the cause..... Yet she's normal
She's menstruating.... That rules out amenorrhea
She doesn't
No endometriosis or fibroids
No previous scar
No chronic illness

I eventually settled for hormonal imbalance... Maybe prolactinaemia.... But then if that's the case she shouldn't be menstruating.

The consultant sef did not really know the specific cause as at that time... So he wasn't like dazing me... It was like we reasoning together

My point is that it's possible for someone to be very medical okay and still be infertile

In her case.... Maybe it's the village people or the first wifey
Inspiring. You're like a whole box of medical knowledge.

I'm actually researching on these stuffs at my leisure.

And this one: "Having the signs and symptoms of pregnancy but not pregnancy"- This I got to find out could be her hormones at work

I watched a documentary "Life at the ER' or something like that and this African woman was stretched in to the ER and when the doctors began diagnosis, they found nothing wrong with her but she insisted that there was something. That she was cursed by someone using voodoo and was experiencing excruciating pains yet the doctors couldn't pinpoint any alterations

Long story short; Some nurse who knew voodoo had to be called upon to perform some rituals right there at the ER before she got herself. Life is indeed a mystery
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Facebook Page Wishes Nigeria Happy New Year by SirMichael1: 9:30pm On Jan 01, 2018
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Quite simple to comprehend why.

In terms of backwardness, we're together. Just like we allowed Bristol city qualify, we also chased Ghanaians and made them great (The constant power supply and educational system). Qualify.

Manchester United = Nigeria = Failure

Josse = PMB = Failure

I have headache please grin
RomanceRe: The Craziest Christmas Gift Prank Ever(pic) by SirMichael1: 9:24pm On Jan 01, 2018
So funny grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Greatest Fear? by SirMichael1:


Dying and realizing that heaven is real and I won't be making first 5 grin

Height. My fear of height is so profound that I could piss my pant when I look from the tallest of towers

Fears of not being successful. Being a mediocre. Being just a common man. My kids would be at school and his mates are like, "who's your father self?". Don't want that shït I gotta pave ways -multiple ways- before their conception

I don't fear death but the life thereafter
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him, I Need Help by SirMichael1: 9:08pm On Jan 01, 2018
kimbraa:
You've a point but don't forget one of them could be sterile since they've not be able to reproduce for 11yrs. Don't conclude it's the woman's fault.
Ma, stop using the emboldened please.

You could use 'You've got' a point" or "You have' a point". It upsets my comprehension. Don't get angry for the correction please....

Lol... Right back at ya. You started with the blame on the man's potency 'cause you fight for women. The doctor might term them medically fit to reproduce but no result. I'm still studying why people would be medically fit but there won't be an issue. Fibroid causes some though.
RomanceRe: Last Give-away For Today (prices #3,000) winner - chinwemine by SirMichael1: 8:57pm On Jan 01, 2018
sekxy:
and you think is funny sad
Your loss not mine. It wasn't yours to have. If only my PC wasn't down, I would have synchronized the time with the internet. When it reads some seconds to the time, I would have submitted. Just wanted to prove a point to some people.

I would have..... Oh dhuur
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him, I Need Help by SirMichael1:
kimbraa:
If it's actually because her womb is destroyed, she won't be testing other men. What explains her actions is due to the fact that her husband is impotent.
Yeah? Well story doesn't read that she's testing other men to get pregnant. She's simply reverting back to her whorish nature. That mundane desire left unchecked resurfaced and overshadowed the current self. So she's gone random sampling. After all, what can possibly happen to a damaged womb? Go wild and have dick in excess. Capsice?

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