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Get busy bro.

After two weeks of dating na so she match you house rent billing?.

Nwanne eeeh, you be pure client Las Las oooh

Like I always say, sense nah 150 per bag so try buy am.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

You liked what you saw but as bill come na so you tear raceeee.

One can of fearless for you my man.

OfficialR:
So just to give a quick background, let's call this girl Esther

So back when I was in secondary school, during my JSS1 and JSS2, I was in a federal government unity school. I was the kind of person that usually minds my own business and rarely talked to that girl

So one day, during a class in JSS2, I was sitting down and writing notes, I remember vividly it was a Yoruba class. She came to meet me that she wanted to use the toilet, she was having stomach ache and that I should help her and hold her glasses

Now there are a few things: I've NEVER ever talked to that girl in the time I spent in that school; Out of all the people in that class, why me?; And couldn't she just take the glasses to the toilet?

Of course she didn't answer me, dropped the glasses on my desk and left. I just ignored that and carried on with my note writing

Few minutes later, one stupid boy decided to disturb me and I got angry and shouted at him. The teacher heard us and told us to kneel down in front of the class till the end of the period

The period ended, it was break time, I carried my notes and left. I didn't see the glasses at the time so I thought she had carried them because many people were going in and out (It was a combined class and federal school students are always much)

Later, after break time, Esther came to meet me for her glasses. I told her I wasn't with it thinking she had taken it. She started crying and I was looking for the glasses like a mad man. For like the first week of the glasses getting missing, she was just crying and I started feeling bad and looking for them more and more

After the first week she suddenly started threatening me that if I didn't find her glasses, she would report me to her guardian (her guardian was the assistant to the Vice Principal Admin so I was terrified)

I was honestly scared and didn't know how to defend myself at the time. I managed to avoid her for two months (This was hard because it was a boarding school but easy since the school was big)

I was cornered once and I got to her guardian's office. She reported me to him but fortunately the man was busy and without any proof, he couldn't do anything

This got her more frustrated and she started demanding money from me. Money that my parents had given my guardian to give me. This saddened me and in my already terrified state, I started giving her

Don't blame me but I was just an 11 year old boy at the time with no self confidence. All my life I've lived in the same place and went to the same private primary school so I didn't know what to do in situations like this

To cut an already long story short, I gave her money, some days I would go hungry but she didn't even care. If I resisted, she would threaten me. I even noticed at a time she would borrow money from her friends and use me to pay back

I was just a thin, hungry, young boy and once very smart, I started deteriorating in my studies. My parents noticed this plus other things and decided to remove me from school that year. I also went through a lot of other mentally traumatizing things at a young age but that's a story for another day

...................................................................

Over five years later, I graduated with one of the best results in BECE and WAEC in my new private secondary school (The BECE one really shocked me because I was really undedicated in my studies during JSS1 and 2)

Esther sent me a friend request on Facebook and after contemplating, I accepted it. We chatted for a few minutes and she told me she was sorry for everything she did back then and I actually thought she was remorseful so I forgave her

Then she started behaving stupidly. She told me to buy credit for her. I told her I don't have credit myself and I don't have any money. She said I should tell my parents to buy for me and send to her, but she's using MTN and I'm using Airtel. She said I should lie to my parents that I want to use the money for something else

This shocked me because I can't lie to buy credit for myself, talkless of some stupid girl. I really wanted to abuse this girl because as I am now, I'm even using free mode to type this. I just played it off calmly and she proceeded with her dumb attitude.

She started saying "Sebi your parents are rich". This got me triggered and I decided not to answer this girl again. After everything she put me through, she still had the audacity to say this to me

If anyone has any questions about my write-up, I'll answer. Sorry it's so long

Bia nwokemmmm, face more real things and allow the dead bury themselves.

Kelgabriel5:
abi na pure water

Yes nahh,before him go drink am finish. Him head go full with sense well well.

Which kin lie lie write up be all this one na?.

Lolll, they will be calling you SIR SIR even when they like you is a total turn off abeg.

Nawa oooh, sense nah 150 per bag for my side so try buy am bros.

Who is fooling who in this country self?.

Why are you being so insecure bro?.
Relax abeg, if woman nah your own eeeh.. she no go waka leave you.
May mind no dey cut you like bet9ja weekend slip.

[quote author=lkillbrokehoes post=97029635]I don't understand why you guys create irrelevant stuff as news, what's our business if they visited Emoney mansion and danced? nonsensical![/quote

Ego Amakaaaaa.

Nanaborga:
For what crime na ?

Please allow that boy develop Uganda in peace , he is not a skull miner , please release him ASAP

ewoooooook
Please what do you mean by he is not s skull � mind?.

Nazgul:
The first time I cried publicly like a drunkard was when I was in 200l. One of my lecturer lost his mum so he invited the class for the burial. The response from us was nonchalant so he told us the he's using the burial as his quiz (40 marks).

Our useless course rep told us that the man specifically instructed him to only write the names of those that cried in the burial especially when they were lowering the casket into the ground for internment.

Men the whole department was present for the burial. As we got there, me I've already started my own crying o I can't come and kill myself, some of my course mates even started rolling on the floor. That day wasn't funny. We cry taya. We later went to greet him (our lecturer) with serious tears.

I screamed and cried until our course rep wrote my name, then I cleaned myself up to line up for item 7... refreshments.

Lollllllllll
You got me laughing here oooh, Una no go kill person ooh

BaddieFreak:
Men are not worth loving. I would rather love myself

Sha be calming down honeypie

surebona:
Sincerely speaking I caused it all... Please don't criticize me, I am human, I cheated on her, and could not hold myself but to tell her...

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Smh
You cheated and still went to tell her?.
You wana may she clap for you baa?.
I hail thee

SmellySperm:
so u mean he reasons shiit?

Hahahahahaha, Una no go Kee me with laugh for this nairaland ooooh

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Some of us dey find brother but people way get dey misbehave within themselves anyhow.
Life sha no balance.

BrokenCock:
its like u didnt go to school. so why the high cost for development levy?

Am a graduate but the way things are they have to tidy up their environment.. don’t wait for authorities to do everything for you.

Mtchew. so if they schedule out one Saturday to clear up their environment, they won’t study again baa?.
Seeking attention for nothing

Caretaker hands no clean at all at all(Juju).

Surelypaws101:
More breeders and dog lovers needed

Yet to see myself in that group even when I dropped my number to be added

His name is Jackson, 2years , male, mated for the first time last week
Location: Onitsha, Anambra State
WhatsApp num: +1 (631) 674-5392

Hullabaloon:
I'm targeting a self-con of 100 to 120 per year... Not more than that.

Location: Anambra state.

Same location as you and facing same issues as you bro

las las Na boys money him chop wana come form champion. Boys no dey smile ooh

The fact that she’s saying her mind as it’s gives me joy a lot. Let’s learn to leave peoples business for them. All of them shading her can’t say shit to her face las las.

Craziestgirl:
A dog was "Shouting"?
What did the humans around there do, they Bark?

World people oooooh

Na the Bros snap the chick pictures self.

I saw Obi in my street at Onitsha yesterday and you needed to see the way he was going shop to shop talking and trying to make the common man on the street understand the importance of voting for him and Atiku.. Can your party flag bearers do it this way?.

Abeg when una pick final date may you drop IV for us may we come drink beer �..

Nice one

To think that I follow the guy on Facebook self
He can tag prices on Gsd eeeh..
Will push this to his Facebook wall self, all this dog markers worst psss Nnpc

niggi4life:
Bitter leaf helps to circulate and increase blood, this is good for men because your erection becomes very rigid

You are on point via the erection point.. You self go come dey fear your dick