₦airaland Forum

ledaman:
I said it earlier, War is never won the way you analysed it.
Mind you, there are also rules of engagement.
If Russia were allowed to use her Military might on Ukraine it would have ended since.
As for mercenaries you mentioned, it's applicable to all nations fighting war to engage their allies for support.

Russia is overrated. A country that has lost close to 250,000 of its soldiers in a war with little Ukraine and has not been able to win despite spending over $200 billion on the war will find it extremely difficult to take on EU with much more powerful military bloc than itself.

Russia itself knows this war needs to end because it is killing Russia. Everything Russia is doing is the normal gra gra of a big muscled man. It is also in Russia interest that this war ends soonest.

duro4chang:
You don't need to tell people all this. Everyone is passing through one challenge or the other

Let the OP be. Sometimes, some heart burden just get lighter when you let it out. However, one cannot cut off his mother from his life. Even if she is a witch, she is your mother. Somehow, things will just sort out itself.

Nigerians please keep dreaming. You want quality University education and people going there wants to pay peanuts because government should fund it? If you want world class Universities in Nigeria, it will not be government that will fund it, take it or leave it. Basic universal education: Primary and Secondary is what the government has the responsibility to make compulsory and available to every Nigerians. That is where the majority of education funding should be going. You want Nigeria Oxford or Cambridge, students sponsors should pay for it. That is why these two schools and others in its categories are world class. ASUU will continue to go on strike because government cannot fund the Universities to world class, it is not possible except every other things will shut down!

cowboyvs:
The painful part is that this girl has a wonderful side that no guy can easily ignore. She is not demanding, she is loving and caring. She is beautiful and clean. Infact, I will certify her 100% in other aspects except the area I jst pointed out. It feels so crazy losing that kind of girl because of such a stup*d indiscretion by her.

if you put her away, nobody will blame you because infidelity is a very grievous consideration which no man will excuse. However, you need to think twice about putting her away. One, you thinks she does not give you headache, she is respectful and she is non demanding. When you eventually get married to a woman and she lacks these three, then you will REALLY UNDERSTAND the true meaning of a woman giving you peace of mind. Two, I believe at her age of 22, a number of women are in the exuberance of youthful exploration and they will make plenty of mistakes. Fast forward to a more advance age when their head cools down, they will not be able to imagine that they did so many such horrible things.

I see a good woman in that girl despite her behaviors. The most important factor you should consider is not her infidelity while courting her but the fact that if it possible for you to live with her without giving a thought to her past misdemeanors. If you cannot please walk away right now because that mindset will determine how much good your marriage to her will be.

Once again, a woman who will respect you and give you peace of mind in your marriage is priceless, I hope you will find one,

I once made a transfer of N100,000 to a customer using a POS. It appeared to have failed so I did another one. Fast forward to balancing my account at the end of the day, account "no gree" balance with huge difference. I checked and discovered two successful transfers of N100,000 to the same account. Following morning, I located the customer who came to make the transfer and the beneficiary was contacted. The beneficiary bluntly denied he had two N100,000 transfers in his account. We appealed to him to go to his bank to confirm the second transfer. Third day came, he claimed to have gone to his bank and insisted he has just one transfer of the transfers. Consequently, I then used my contact in his bank to check his account and behold it was confirmed he had the two N100,000 transfers in his account. With this information, we confronted him headlong and within 30 minutes "ogbeni" wired N100,000 back into my account. POS business, "plenty profit, plenty risk!".

Nigerians just no get sense at all. I am yet to see a successful company that spends more than 80% of its revenue paying salary for its staff and yet wants to survive in the long run. Nigerians want to eat their cake and have it. Ride on...

anonymous1759:

I wish all the internet fraudstars will turn into Armed Robbers and kindnapers that's when some people above me will understand what's like in living in a jungle where resources are not being distributed.

Some guys just come here and claim saints use other countries as Yardstick but don't really know what's going on.

As for me only guys doing LOCAL should be dealt with just like other countries do, International scammers should be left alone unless he got reported that's when prosecution can take place .

Arresting guys who are not reported by their victims or interpol is not a wise Move . You're only denting your image . You'll never see criminal cases uploaded on FBI page .

What breaks my heart is that people who criticizes yahoo boys don't actually hate crime but feel oppressed . If you support any politician that steals from you directly and criticize someone that doesn't care about you're big a hypocrite.
Boko haram , bandicts, Niger delta militants are given Amnesty for causing mayhem while guys who choose to mind their business are prosecuted very Soon those guys will go back to their vomit that's when Nigeria will be sweeter we're on a long Ride

Before you quote me know that No country is being built legitimately is either you steal from another country or oppress one . Even the so called sane country that you run too And the big companies that you work for and wear bow tie to form legit don't have a clean foundation .

How many of you will resign from your company if you find out That the firm is built on Fraud? "there's no clean Money"

Keep rationalising your wickedness. Your days are numbered!

...the report says 15 suspects were realeased UNCONDITIONALLY. Shyy! No bail money was given and received? You mean these people got into Nigerian police custody and got released without even paying the minimum N20,000 bail money to SARS, when some even pay over N100,000 to get their bail. Shyy, my grand mother is a virgin!

iamvictorbassey:
Lemme take time this evening to enlighten you guys on why some happenings in Nigeria will never be looked into. Because I've noticed that most Nairalanders are not in tune with reality, rather idealism.

Now, there's something called "food chain" if you remember your primary 4 science. That's what's playing out here. You can continue to wail and scream all you like it's not gonna change a thing.

The SARS unit you meet on the road, before they were given such strategic location to mount, their OC (Officer in Command) already gave them a target to meet of maybe 10,000,000/week depending on how sensitive the area is. Now if they don't meet this target, they'll be replaced (in which they don't wanna risk).

The OC has been told by the Deputy Commissioner to meet a target of maybe 100,000,000 from his 20 teams (X) the number of OCs in that state.

The DCs have taken 200,000,000 to the CP.

The CPs X 36 states have taken 3,600,000,000 to the IG

The IG is gonna take 1B to who put him there. And so on till it gets to the C in C or fades away from our understanding.


And you sit here on Nairaland and say the foot soldiers should not meet their target? Laughable.

Are you saying that the C in C should issue an order asking them to stop doing what is bringing Money to their pockets? Laughable

Get this straight from today, whenever something which ought to be done right is intentionally done wrong just understand that someone/some people are on the benefitting end.

You think all your hashtags (ENDSARS), posts on Nairaland et all, blog posts don't get to their notice? They do. But Oga they won't end shit.
If you think they don't see it, why is that one small hate speech about them (that we did not even hear about o) DSS will go and pick the person. (Even this one I'm typing sef, I'm not safe) . But full protest and online campaign will not be heard. Oga read in between the lines now.

You can scream all you want online, nothing is gonna happen.

What pains me most is, it's the southerners (SARS Officers) that kill themselves (the southerners) the most. I can drive in the North for 2 months before seeing SARS once. But southerners don't like each other damma, so they kill themselves like goats then blame northerners everytime for their woes. As a SARS officer you can't try all these rubbish up north. They'll transfer you that same week.

This makes a lot of sense

[quote author=MrTAnonymous post=94208126]Oh boy! This men are strong oo.
I can't do that. What if the case arise in the future and I need to have more kids? What if my wife divorces me and I remarry and I need a kid with my woman? What if my kids die and I have no option than to procreate? What will I do? So I can't do it, thank you, Next!!!

Incase you don't know na me talk[/quote
] Typical african thinking

BATISNAIJA:
Bro believe mi a friend of mine lost 450k,with just his bvn and account number

How did it happen?

sunene1:
Guys I made money in my viewing center yesterday during Tot vs Man u match but police stormed my centre with speed of light and shared the money into 2 with me.They were hiding under social distance rule to chop my money.I'm reporting from Abuja - Nigeria.Guys stay alert o.

At least they did not bundle you and your customers to the station whilst demanding big bail money. Welcome to Nigeria

gbolly1151:
I dont get you sir...this is xlsx extension, you cant expect read_csv to open it or maybe i dont understand what you are requesting for

..my bad!
This is the csv file here:

gbolly1151:
I disagree with you sir,that because the file is not a comma seperated value.

The class read_csv(filename,sep=' ') will open file separated by space character.

I agree with you on read_csv ( ); kindly run the function on the file (it is still in the attachment above) and lets have your dataFrame output.

This should do the job:

import pandas as pd
df = pd.read_excel('AccountOpening.xlsx')
df['Weekdays'] = df['Account Opening Date'].dt.strftime('%A')
df[(df['Weekdays']=='Saturday')|(df['Weekdays']=='Sunday')]

...and this gives:

Are we going to be able to watch match at viewing centres during this lock down? I hope we won't get harassed by police under the pretense of breaking lock down or social distance directives?

If you had a table like the one in the attachment (and image below); what python code would you run on the table to generate a dataframe showing accounts that where opened on Sundays and Saturdays?

Happy BirthDay to the Man of God! I love, respect and truly appreciate this man; so graceful.

I used UBA offsite ATM on April 14, with my Sterling bank ATM card to make =N=10,000 withdrawal for which I was debited and no cash dispensed. Twice I have filled the Sterling bank Dispute form on their mobile app, twice I have spoken to one of the bank staff on the issue, but till date, June 1, no positive response or reversal into my bank. Everybody now use lockdown as excuse for bad service.

SKYQUEST:
what python code would you run on a table with data separated by spaces as shown in the image below to convert it in into a readable excel table; the raw data is also given in the attachment below (ben2):

how about this:

import pandas as pd
from pandas import DataFrame
df = pd.read_excel('ben2.xlsx',names=['Benf'])
#seperate each of the column elements into different list
a = df.Benf.str.split().str[0].tolist()
b = df.Benf.str.split().str[1].tolist()
c = df.Benf.str.split().str[2].tolist()
d = df.Benf.str.split().str[3].tolist()
df=pd.DataFrame() #create an empty dataframe
df['First Digit']=a #add the first column to the dataframe and name it First Digit
df["Benford's Set"]=b
df['Data Set X']=c
df['Deviations']=d
df

....to yield this:

nwele2017:
Using Pandas read it in as CSV then convert it to xlsx using data name .to_excel.(ie. name of data .yo_excel("name.xlsx"

lets try this!

If you try to read the file with the read_csv( ) function, an error will be thrown because the file is not a comma seperated values (csv) file.

Try run the under listed code on the file:

import pandas as pd
from pandas import DataFrame
df = pd.read_excel('split.xlsx',names=['Benf'])
#seperate each of the column elements into different list
a = df.Benf.str.split().str[0].tolist()
b = df.Benf.str.split().str[1].tolist()
c = df.Benf.str.split().str[2].tolist()
d = df.Benf.str.split().str[3].tolist()
df=pd.DataFrame() #create an empty dataframe
df['First Digit']=a #add the first column to the dataframe and name it First Digit
df["Benford's Set"]=b
df['Data Set X']=c
df['Deviations']=d
df

You will come up with an excel file that looks like this:

nwele2017:
Using Pandas read it in as CSV then convert it to xlsx using data name .to_excel.(ie. name of data .yo_excel("name.xlsx"

can you read this as CSV, will it work?, methinks the file is not comma separated file.

reliavendel:
These people are foolish, do they not see that there is an epidemic going on. During an epidemic the government has the right to withdraw the right of the people in order to protect them.

yes oo, during epidemic the government has the right to take away the people right to life and livelihood to protect them, the government even have the right to treat the people like animals in the jungle in order to protect them, .....smh

what python code would you run on a table with data separated by spaces as shown in the image below to convert it in into a readable excel table; the raw data is also given in the attachment below (ben2):

yemyke001:
import pandas as pd
df = pd.read_excel('naira.xlsx')
t_assets= df[df.iloc[:,0]=='Total Assets'].iloc[:, 1].values
t_liabilities=df[df.iloc[:,0]=='Total Liabilities'].iloc[:,1].values
print(f'The ratio of total_assets to total_liabilities is {t_assets} : {t_liabilities} which is equal to:', (t_assets/t_liabilities))

nice job sir.

what python code would you run on a table with data separated by spaces as shown in the image below to convert it in into a readable excel table; the raw data is also given in the attachment below:

I would rather that we start considering practical challenges that we may come across in our various offices. How do we apply some Python syntax to resolve these challenges?

@op Everybody make mistake, you made a mistake too and you need to move on. It is a good thing that you are seeking help because it is a sign that you will get out of the crisis. So, do not give room for depression, you made a mistake and you are going to fix it. See a dermatologist and LEARN TO PLAY BY THE RULE however the pressure you are feeling. You will fix this and every other problems impatience has brought on you.

....favorite of all time?, it has to be Jack Bauer naa. No man in the world has watched the 24 series the way I did, Season 1 to 9, eight good times. That movie is just incredible

Worst atrocities than this case has happened and still happens because there is no system in place that will punish this kind of police officers; if my dear President or Lagos state governor reads this story, they will probably just wave it off as the usual thing; business as usual. But if I were in that position, every officer in that police station and every Nigerian who has a hand in this national embarrassment, will not only get sacked and loose all his entitlements, I will make sure they all go to very long prison according to the dictates of the law. But who I'm I, and this is Nigeria where nothing really work while they are busy fighting corruption.