₦airaland Forum

lysaa:
I know that's the extent your narrow mind can go. .bleach! cos that's all they do where u come from. .

LEmme make it clearer to u. .I am light in darkness, City on a hill, indisputably indispensable. . . fice?

Na who send u make u expantiate for my narrow mind? Na d same tyn we dey talk oo. Wen Albino don use plenty cream, how e nor go shine for darkness? How dem nor go notice am for market? Who tell u say u nor dey dispensable? Stand for inside sun weda u nor go get plenty spot for body.

lysaa:
Like u know me! lol U wish.

If I wan know you, na to tell seun make e gimme ur details so nor sweat am.

^ Wen I see u hang ur neck from tree with tissue paper, e nor reach to do eye like

D1KeleVra:
lol whatever man. . . u mean say her mouf wide like that?

There's more to her than meets the eyes, you'd be astonished.

lysaa:
lol, I don't have to wear a red garment with a yellow hat and green shoes like u to get noticed. .i'm light.

Finally the ALBINO has confessed! BTW, wetin concern Albino and bleaching cream

lysaa:
smelling rotten talks.

^ U've been noticed, now waka pass. Carry rake dey chop noodles say na enjoyment

D1KeleVra:
No mind the guy

C ur face like Keita own wen im dey cry. Nor be u start d talk?

xynerise:
@all. Thunder fire all una kindred
Stay on topic pls

D1KeleVra:
Thunder fire ya bare chest

^ D chest wen be like sim card?

D1KeleVra:
Ya wife get two manliness and one ball

@Xynerise, at least ur wife go dey service herself wit one of her dyck and service ur yansh wit d oda dyck.
Xynerise, u be d definition of d problems of Naija.

^^^ Make I admit say I be cripple like you?
ChimpmunK!

D1KeleVra:
E remain small for my own to reach ya level shey

i nor get level oo if na dat one u wan hear. Well I won't be surprised if you're seen running naked in d streets looking for ebo to feed on.
With ur belle like native pot

^^^ U need prayers and na herbalist go tidy am for u.
Na small remain

D1KeleVra:
Jooo o! See pleading

U've gotten worse dan a fish brain. Have u ever left ur cubicle before? My friend, you should google "Timeout" and find where it is located and if you don't get answers, ask rather than assume.

dani1luv:
Mchewww. .odee. .as if u urself get brains, Carry ya 2left sturdy legs commot my front abeg

U see how useless u be? Na now u dey realise say everyone wen dey here nor get brain. Cripple dey compare imself wit who get 2 left legs. Take dis small 10 naira. Beggar!

Ben-10:
COW!

^^^ You ought to be dead by now. So much for life support which has been ur sustenance.

lysaa:
I'm neither of those

that again shows u are just a confused child who thinks contribution on a public forum is a hear-me-or-i-go-die thing. my friend take a hike!

^^^ My friend, don't you know where your friends are? TimeOUT!!!

Lysaa OwieEsan abi na OwieEdo,

Since wen did u change name to FONcusion? Isn't it glaring dat peeps above and below u have commented? Ur disorder don reach extreme so tay u nor dey fit read again. Well I blame wateva is happening to u as a result of ur actions and dat of Gidson.

Xynerise, Who do u blame if not d parents of dose guys who nor fit password deir PC.

So dis thread actually moved 100 + 2 pages and to think things were okay in the wrong direction (with crazy heads as the pilots), I see 9-11 and 190 (Useless numbas) having the WOO of deir lives. Na Moses go judge una.

Dani, I blame ur big head without a brain that will always wait to be told that this topic shud be locked with people like 9-11 and 190 dangling their nano-d icks for blind men to see.

Lysaa, heard u finally aborted the slowpoke you had for Gidson? Congrats but na Baba G go judge una 2.

Confilass:
Carolece, I can understand what u're into and how u feel.

If I shd tell u my stories u'll leave urs and be thankful to God. A man got me pregnant and abandoned me with my lovely son for 2yrs + now. It neva ended there I was called names, my dear lots of things took place but am thankful to God that am alive with my baby.

My pastor says "forgive in advance" even when the person has found it not deem to say am sorry. I sent my son's father text "dat in as much as God forgive me for sleeping with him outside wedlock, 'VE FORGIVEN HIM". Pls forgive your sister and listen to her, blood is thicker than water.

Permit me to ask u a question - what about if u were married to him and it now took place? Thank your God u weren't married to him. 've seen it happen dat a sister had a baby and now brought d younger one to cater for the baby only for the hubby to get the sis. pregnant.

FORGIVE your SISTER AND DAT MAN. 3 YRS IS ENOUGH your sis. has gone thru. torment and has seen her deed.

Jst cudn't ignore dis like quote even if some highly unreasonable statements were made earlier. Not concerned abt d OP's situation as advices have long been given and if she's wise, she'll pick d best and act on them.
Confilass, do you have to keep spreading the HATE-MEN message Shud a lizard or a woman have gotten u pregnant? Y did u have to NAIL during d period u were due to become pregnant? Did dat same man put a knife to ur neck? Before dat NAILING session, u guys had something and his actions thereafter were his actions but doesn't mean u create and avenue that it is always the man's fault. Advice without pointing accusing fingers!

Lysaa wen ur name shud have been LICE (Now I knw I gave dat name to u b4 somewhere in dis Nairaland).

D world wud knw for certain wat a Benin gal u are and u claim not to seek for attention. No reasonable person wud read wat u posted a second time cos it's full of crap jst as crappiness is in ur nature.

U rock SUCK!!!

Chimpaz-son u think say u go escape my wrath Today wen u decide yab differently, u came out plainly to show how childish (I mean 13 years young) in ur brain u are in ur 36 year old body.
I assure u dat u'd be used for the Naija version of 40 year old virgin in d next 4 years during d next world cup. Watch out, 2014!!!

And for the record, after I handle una community comot am from d face of ur state for d east, dem gimme d name sledge419. Na MUGU full ur community and u're one of d living proofs.

Talk nonsense again.

@Parki, unless u dey claim to be babe, I nor c any babe for here oo abi na person wen get boobs and yansh like MTN SIM na im I wan waste my time on

@D1cklessvra, hang from a tree wit toilet paper tied to ur neck. U wen be say u dey put stone for pocket dey waka make breeze no throwey u.

@Lysaa, If u like make u nack ur head for tescoat or make u kiss life wire, I don tell u, U MAKE MORE SENSE wen u don't COMMENT abi I resemble all d many frogs for here wen dey await ur attention. No wonder u don use one shine earlier. ptscheew
Besides the topic says throw ANY insult and I'm jst being light here wat if I increase d heat, u go turn mad woman for yaba left.

@dan1luv, give Lysaa standing fan make she blow sorry cool her brains off and yes, na her converter we dey use charge my battery (afterall she say converter make sense for upgrading)

@Xynerise, How we go do na wen d weather too hot Abeg NEPA don give una light make I come charge my battery, as if una dey pay bills.

@Dickason, Chop bread without water make e hook you for throat so dat u go jst choke and die quick

@Lightwalk, Brace ur rusted crate of teeth

@Gidson, How dat ur land for Haiti I knw say e don wash comot from d face of the earth and since wen Haiti turn Hawaii abi u don dey foncuse for typing again

@Lysaa, Take time to read d rubbish u wrote and u'd see u made NO SENSE. U make more sense wen u don't comment. So so head, no brain!!!Wasted some useful minutes of ur useless life tryn to pass a useless message.

@OP, Do u brush ur mouth all d tym before eating is my question for u

Den again, u mean u dey watch ur homeboy dey act MOJO for u wen im gal come around I hope u dey off light and cover ur ear o and hope no Group Intimacy :-P

@Dickason, C as u do face like wetin dem use pencil draw for on top paper con use spit and eraser take wipe am off.
After I don read ur recent rubbish, I don come to d conclusion day u make more sense wen u nor dey post.
Every time u post and click enta, u dey display more of ur useless life wen dey full of negativities so tay u dey double post.
And as for needing an explanation to d goats @ ur backyard, u shud have asked ur old boi first cos I heard him and goats are like 5 & 6 and say im think say ur mum na goat na im make am settle for ur mama.

A lil vacation in Niger to oust deir presido and dis animals have started ranting.

@D1cklessvra, Wat rubbish did u think u were doin abi na so u wan take get lysaa wen be boy is gal clothing number I advise u NAIL okpo dan go fot dat thing o. And u look more foncused dan u say u are.

@Mykpoli, With all your years in d ranch, u still lack wat it takes to handle a ranch of ur own but den again wat do u expect from working in a ranch devoid of cows when d only available cow was urself and d other animals mosquitoes. Smoke some sh.it n u jst might make more sense as I have a feeling wud do good on u.

@Dickason, A bling man can sketch u perfectly from the way you throw dose useles words u call yabs. I wonder how far it must have gotten u. U need to be castrated thrice cos u smell WORSTEST dan a dozen uncastrated goats put togeda. For every time u exhale, people around u die. U shud be in d battlefield in IRAQ helping the US win deir long fought battles in d gulf.

@Xynerise, becos u dey lent u wan dey form holy holy. By 2moro evening, dat ur landlord daughter go spill d beans. Athink u don give her belle abi and u dey claim say na lent u dey. U nor dey see anything pass wen wear skirt. U must follow follow and na so u go see dat dog of a lysaa tie wrappper u go still follow. Open ur eyes o!!!

@Gidson, Since u carry dat dead man come from Saudi, e be like u sef don get im disease. Doctors nor warn u say e dey contagious

@Lightdeadwalk, u're a spoilt man. dis 52 year old Virgi.n Nigeria. Ur sperm don turn to dust and bad tyn na say u miss ur childhood.

@Lysaa, As gladly suggested earlier u were on ur heat and I knw tis till next month before dey see dat ur sunken yansh of an arse here again. People dey get flat yansh, others dey get big yansh but ur own dey convex to d origin. No wonder u dey wear 5 thongs, 2 mothercare and 1 boxers jst to make am look poof. And na all dese ones u dey use deceive D1ckless and Xynerise plus Mykpoli. ptcheeeew!!!

@Ben 10, Oya come mop dis grond and wen u finish, tell dat security man Dani1hate to lock dis place down.

Model: ZTE MF626

IMEI: 355364034897455

Inf8mity and Uncle Samtech, I await ur response on d code and d way forward to get it unlocked.
Thanks

^ u dis old woman, na here u wan for find ur soul mate U too old and na dat walking stick na im dey fit let u waka well
If u need beta shaggin, go stand for ur normal spot jare!!!
C as u do face like beta pe.ni.s sori person whereas na monkey wen rub powder con lick lime na im u be.

Since u guys wanna knw wat I got as a surprise for your partner, I'll hook ur chic up b4 u show up and immediately afta. (NO INTIMACY just NAILS and great shags)

Is dat too much for few hours of a 24 hour period on the 14th

@Prickason,
u say u dey find who to yab since wit ur lame rhymes and triple post becos of cheap article wen u be yet u think say u don get level

make I hear d rubbish wen u get to spit nw

@Xynerise, dani1luv & gidson; B like all of una don loose una sense of communication.

Una jst dey throwey comments anyhow. U nor go talk to who u dey refer to abi una blind men wan dey lead una selves

But Uncle Sam, u didn't even confirm receiving my mail, sms or my post here.

Na waka pass u jst dey do based on my request.

Jst want to make it known to u.

U think say e funny u dis ebo (sacrifice) wen dey produce 30 naira notes.

C ur yellow and rusted crate of teeth.

Geometry,

Stop all dese hating and probably u aint heard dis "WHO NOR GO, NOR KNOW and WHO NOR KNOW neva wan GO". Go to youtube and search for drifters and car stunts in d search bar. Den u'd see more of wat u stylichly gbadun.

How do u expect dem to provide barricades and d lots wen dey aint sponsors nor peeps paying gate pass to watch.

Dese are people who burn dier tyre for our viewing pleasure all in d name of stunt and we tend to be more interested in d car crashes (Wat u'd neva see on STUPID Nollywood---fakers). Anyways, u can't go to a club and not expect security tight unlike dis case which is free for all. Whatever u see, u take but if u're sensible, u look for a comfort zone to stay whilst enjoying all d thrills.

To me d stupid folks are dose who car crash and dose standing to close to d action then again, wat is life and fun without some of dese errors

Wen I'm chanced, I jst might upload an 8-12 minutes editted video compilation dat I've got lying here in my computer.

@OP; u're damn too stupid to have placed jst dis clip of all d joy rides dat were done in dat tunnel beside Ceddi Plaza. Next tym get more positivties dan negativity.

@Unban190: Nothing do u jare but watch out for d PO-PO cos dem nor get joy and nor let dem yaris-jam u from behind

As I read d plenty rubbish wen dey dis thread since my last posting, I discover say na tanimz n dan1hate n im con mumu pass.
Deir mumu over ripe so tay dem begin dey use tongue dey lick live wire.
If una nor sabi insult, una nor go hang from tree wit toilet roll
Make I see say una talk any rubbish again


@Gidson
I c am say u still dey try hold here strong. And where dat Mr Fowl abi na Crackhead Last wen I hear of d Otondo, na trek im dey trek go Rwanda from Gambia. Una beta use cow rope take tie am for waist.

infan8tiy

Is it jst hauwei modems u unlock

Hw abt d MF626 USB modem

Lemme knw pls

^ On d shoulder

How do we go abt it den