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Efemena_xy:
@poster: 3 words to describe your joke

DAFT & BORING

**Now do us all a favour and take a hike**

Na u Daft oo. Since wen did & become an english word? Beta nor try prove how daft u be say u wan explain ur mumurity.

@Dyt. . .Nor be fight na. Y u wan chop me raw Oya nor again. Come suck Efemena booby. _{Nor vex say I nor fit offer u my own}

@Oboidanre. . .Have u tried dieing for a change Wud do u and loads of peeps around u some good

@studioRAT and Bashed Demy

Dem tell u say na ratings we dey find for d jokes posted? Saddist like una. Una name suppose be SADMEN Hussien. Brains wen dey work in anti direction na im una get. Parallel faces wen be like shyt wen rain beat wen trailer climb ontop leave d tyre mark.

Wetin beat me pass na after all dese racings and more, we nor ever lost even wen we comot for jurisdiction

@Blacksta. . .We know say u do cars wit tyre, no wonder ur fuel tank got contaminated.

But sha e don tay wen all dese gals dis[b]V[/b] wit deir mummy and daddy play. Con even see cousins dey make out wit eachother. Funnt tyn na say day go be like 2 minutes and night go be 5-8 minutes. _{Yet una say una neva spoil since childhood}

Which other games I sneak out to play? pilolo, I fly sa kite, monkey post. . .

Indeed a JOKES GAY SECTION on Nairaland.

Abeg who see where Lysaa run pass?

^^^ Misfits!

Cynthoney, u don reach work dis monin
Hw body

@Bashed Demy
U eyes dey wear cloth before _{check ur signature!}
BTW, it is just passing bye by!

cynthoney:
sorry,i dont talk to dwarfs,

try d next thread

baby monkey

Wat has an Aki and Pawpaw got to do wit a dwarf abi dem nor know where deir mate for height dey
U wen dey use ladder climb bed of 1 feet in height dey make noise make we for notice u. Zacchaeus!
Fowl pikin

Dyt:
babe dat bag still dey diia e b lyk say sledge don cm 4 e own

C dis victim of rape. U nor go find where sell ur bad market Na bad blood from period na im dey sweet u to play wit. Nor go play wit sand.

E ranko!

Omo jati jati

Ben-10:
I feel so sorry 4 a colleague.
As he unbottons his shirt dis mornin, a botton fell off! He pickd his briefcase, d handl came off! He wantd 2 open his house door, d door-knob fell off! He wantd 2 get into his car, d door-handle came off in his hand!
Now he's afraid to pee. . .

D1ckless dey fear to piss again

BENd-down-select, u too wicked!

Cynthoney, do u realise ur brain needs to be slapped. Abi must someone use jumpstarter before u reason properly

Dyt, how u take know say na me be dat. I jst dey prove point to studio and okija.

Cynthoney, na wa for u. Must everyone know that Studio is a rabies infested dog Anyway peeps, BEWARE!

C as studio and Okija look alike with una fish brain. If I hug transformer for inside rain, na bad thing Abi dem tell u say light dey my zanga
Make una go do wetin una sabi best. Thugs! 

Dyt y u wan dey cast ursef say na so u dey rack wit ur bobo anytym gbege burst Like say u fit kill ant sef

Xynerise, dem suppose tie u for back of trailer make ur body dey roll for ground while in motion. Which kind rubbish be dis one? And u dey happy with yourself

Indeed waste of Bandwidth.

Cynthoney, e nor hard to figure say na amebo na im u be for real life

All dese product of leaking condom jst dey make noise anyhow.

Cyn & Co. make una take a dive on top rock.

Under then means what

@Okija_juju. . .Guess u've been reading wrong but den again if tis wat u've been seeing or chose to see, take it to come wit d season

Efemena_xy:
Sledge

Do You Want Your Blood Back??!!

<raises eyebrows>

Oh yeah??

**empties a bucket of last week's used pads on my head**

**then flushes my head down the blood-stained female toilet** just to show that I'm crazy

You can see your posts says it all about you. Durty and crazy 

Studio CFR:
Some nland babes dirty no be small.
*spits*

na your spit dey smell like dat. Guy make u try drink acid take wash mouth cos listerine nor go work. Stench worse pass 3 days spoilt beans.

cynthoney:
hi,everyone,i can c a lot hv been going on behind me

e be like say una no dey go weekend,shebi?

na y sm pple like hectorwateva,dey take privilege of my absence dey yab me

im here now,wat sayeth thou?

C as u dey expose your yansh for Hector to see say u nor wear pant. Na once dem go know dose opportunist wen be say na from deir uncle house dem dey access the net. Uncle Aristo!!!

Efemena_xy:
I won't forgive @poster for posting this. . .

U've got blacksta charcoal's ass to wipe clean my friend like I give an A!

Studio CFR:
Where is the joke?

Hey saddist, here's a tissues paper, use it to hang from a tree   and I hope u choke from it  

blacksta:
I can't find the joke maybe it is in my back side

Like u know! Efemena is on her way to lick ur yansh clean and I hope she remembers to seal ur yansh wit a torch light. Dull boi!!!

xynerise:
Todays youths hate these words "ABSTAINANCE ABSTINENCE IS THE BEST" zip up. Especially when they with a virgin.

How do you know you're with a virgin wen u don already go against d advice. Abeg talk anoda tyn

^

kane bma fradg nskn?

Who among these 3 would u Pardon

1ST: Efemena_xy told my friend she prefers London to UK that’s why she's not been to UK.

2ND: Poor Blacksta took DytDirt out, asked if she wanted sharwama but she declined saying, "sorry I don’t take alcohol”.

3RD: [i]Obo[/i]idanre told her man she just graduated and he asks, “what’s next? NYSC right!". She says no I don’t like that course, too much calculation involved that’s why I didn’t study it.

Forgive NOT! 

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Efemena_xy:
[s]stadium but you don already die na - remember??[/s]

**slaps him uncontrollably with some more of cynthoney's old used sanitary pads**

Y am I not surprised you have loads of these USED PADS of cynthoney's, Dirt, Lysaa, Rokiatu as well as yours when you're the powerhouse storehouse.
I tot such items ought to be disposed immediately.
U too durty jare. Smelly Efe 

@OBOidanre. . .Dat obo go wide like river Niger.

Studio CFR:
Lol dem no dey ban gays for here.
Na only correct guys dem dey ban cuz we no be member

I feel u jare!
Dem suppose tag am GAY-NAIRALAND!!!

Ur momma so skinny dat she peeps thru a KEYHOLE with both eyes.

Ur momma's glasses so thick dat wen she looks at the map of the world on paper, she cud see people waving.

.Girl na im I follow come this FORUM GAMES but she nor go know sha. E make small sense

Na who yab my our Lysaa like dat say she nor be V_mobile
How much be d bet cos I wan increase d stake. 

@BENd-down-select. . . No be small work dem give u for hia. Beta take Pharoah advice if you wan your pc wan live long and practice celibacy wit Pamela. Na Pharoah style be dat sha.

So na here most of the block heads con hide

Just as Okija_juju don talk, dis section don get K-leg and Bow-leg.

@SkinnyDeep. . . moro moro Your papa don catch you I nor go surprise say ur Cow-boy papa don even dey cut eye for you.

@Ben-10. . . Becos dem give u admin privilege, u want lock ur head wit sheke sheke instead wen u go put d topic for homepage make Skinnydeep cabke jst burn.

@D1ckless. . .So na Ben-10 u dey show love now Hope dem dey ban gays

cynthoney:
google worldwide!!!

make una help me C dis guy,

u think say me and u dey d same level?

a beg, i no dey play local league!!!

if u talk too much i go google your A.S.S

Since wen did u leave d1ck and start concentrating on licking yansh
Abeg u need to be hanged

Dyt:
hmmm hmmm i can now c u v chicken brain
i need nt exchange words wit u
go Self-Service

Dyt Dirt, if u like cry, e nor concern me. U and who dey exchange words abi dem tell u say I come here con suck booby
Wen I self-service finish, na ur face I go throwey (Open ur mouth down I dey C.UM)

D1KeleVra:
Sludge! Take ya time. . . no dey take my name play

Na dat sludge na im ur mama, DYT Dirt dey open mouth for. Wetin u go do as I call ur name, D1CKless!

clemcykul:
name wey dey cause vomit



@dyt and sledge
make una no dey worry us, carry una fyte enter bedroom, i know say na from bedrrom e start


anyway make una continue, bunch of incompetent rat and chicken

E be like na d same skool u and Dirt go. Do face like beans wen don spoil.

Efemena_xy:
hmmm

pessin need to get strong liver to survive 4 dis thread. . .

**rushes out b/4 d insults arrive**

See as u con show d guys here say u nor wear pant as u fall in d course of rushing out.

cynthoney:
just passing and dont understand wat d hell is going on,

abeg,make i waka pass, hv a date with d owner of "dis googles"

If only u knew he was a welder, u wud have preferred remaining with the mechanic.

xynerise:
@all. Una don brush teeth?
Is like some nairalander dont even say good morning to their parents before browsing.

U greet ur own papa and mama wen be say u bad mind dey stuck on hiding Efemema_xy panties. A chaw O!

xynerise:
This person na man
See as this FONcusedgendered dey yab

The gal boy hermaphrodite nor wan choose for im own future. Dey decieve ITself.
But u sef, u be Investigator C as u detect am once like dog wen sniff dat 94 year old lady wen carry coke.

Dyt:
sledge i know look d topic i jst enta thinkin its fun

incompetent agbero

Who says the topic isn't fun I nor know why u result to crying sha
I don tell u say u nor know anything. Check out my bolded text and u say u dey make sense. I think u'd make more sense when u decide to stop posting
Show me an agbero who is eva competent and I'll stop my agbero work
Ur smiling face be like D1KeleVra crying face and this goes to prove dat u're indeed Foncused

Dyt:
ode nie
your sense of humour don rust
typical rabbit

See dis were. So wetin I talk pain u go reach tongue
Na u and who dey do humorous sense sense of humor for hia
Wat is typical of a rabbit Igbin like u.
Just incase u don forget, make u look the title of dis thread. Kpele, ma sukun mo!

@Clemcy
Wetin be ur own na? U want make she bite u