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Dyt:
sledge i still dey jss3 so i fit dey always mk mistake

insufficient rat

U see y I say u worse pass pesin wen nor go skool. I blame who put computer for ur front sha. These na example of mistake; "teh", Dyt "Dirt", "poeple".
No be wen u wan compose grammar or try make sense u con talk say bunch of goats and to make am worse, insufficient rat. Na wetin dey lack for ur pot of stew sha. RAT MEAT!

rahjan:
when the babe wont speak to u or answers in monosyllable i proceed thus:

BF: Can I ask you a question

GF: Sure

BF: Do u believe in God

GF: Yes

BF: Do u believe he can do all things

GF: Yes

BF: Do u believe that he can make the face of a hard girlfriend become soft

GF: (smiles---I guess) Wow

rahjan, u're d man!!! Jst used the line on my galfriend based on a quarrel dat kept us @ parallel lines and from her response u know d rest. (Thumbs up) 

hackney:
^^^There seems to be a confusion between partial pigmentation within a race and
difference in racial orientation.
I'm just gonna quit on this one.
Kiss and make up?; i prefer bending her over and shaging her senseless.
That's how such issues are resolved.
(Shorty riled me up, dude. not sure why it got to me but , hey. . )
Very bitchy; i want to pull her hair for an hour.
Papa190 can watch ; doesn't bother me.

Hackney, dis matter pain u nor be small. Chei!!!
U wicked o and I'm not gonna be surprised @ d next set of responses from u already know them

Now tis gonna get ugly interesting

^^^
Cud u quit dese ur pictures

U nor go find the one of BABY wit 2 Black parents wen still get BLUE eyes

@Ranoscky
U're one hell of a dude. See as u use laff take wound me so tay I begin cry. U phuck up sha, u for nor shout as all u need to do na look for salt and lick am

As for me, I don do am and weda dem catch me or not, d fact is my mama know wen we don play foreign match inside her pot.

Reminds me of a certain day we were in the living room and all of a sudden my mum asked of my lil sis who was of age 4 or 5 as at then (She'd be 13 dis soon). Na so we begin look for dis smallie oo so tay we waka go outside go dey shout her name. We gree hear any answer We don dey even give up say maybe she don play go far (but wen hunger beat am, e go remember road to im papa house).
Na so I jst say make I stroll enter kitchen. Lo and behold, dis gal siddon comfty for ground, open pot of stew, concentrate on the meat and fish con even make d stew dey ugly for eye. Na wit laff I call my malee make she con see wonder. Well we fit imagine as the story dey end based on women and pot of stew/soup.

And as for our punishment, she say na so we go use the stew till e finish.

Memories!!!

Ladies will always be ladies.

Chei!!! See as dat fine USA babe dey cry like omomo. USA una try but una nor be match for dese SUPER EAGLES FALCONETS

Have u guys noticed the SHOT ACCURACY @ long distances these ladies take

Some men should be swapped wit dese ladies in the Super Eagles.

chamber2:
end of d match 1-1

Full time and now into Extra time. The match is yet to end.

GOOOAALLLLL

One of the best goals I guess. Wat a superb freekick and i saw myself clapping hard atfer dat goal!

D1KeleVra:
My brotha. . . do u mean "DIP"?

If u dey find your brother, u no go ask your mama make e go show u orphanage where she for leave am
As for d Skinny Deep Dip more like Moro Moro, Skin diving (jst look for d best application)

xynerise:
u dey hail her because very soon u go ask for her number. Ashewo

Shut your toilet wen u call mouth jor. Na u sabi detect pass na im u nor go join police. She nor dey ask for my own number abi 

Dyt:
bunch of goats

Iya Basira, which skool u go sef abi una nor use Mastering English or Brighter Grammar from there?
Becos Xynerise nor look your side u begin dey dance NAyKED. I never knew u were a Masquerade.

Reading some peeps comment here on NL is one of the best things to happen in a 24hour-day

aguiyi:
pls NLanders,stop this issues about pastors and thier personal lives,i feel that God knows best.Any day (the worst is on saturdays)i read about pastors and thier mega bucks,personal life style,attitudes of thier children and others am tempted not to be in church the sunday of it.Even when i go and the man of God is talking on the pulpit,i either will start thinking in my mind that the guy is a NIGGA IN THE HOUSE OF GOD or that i have fell for d guys scam yet again.

This got me cracking my ribs and I cudn't stop laffing even till dis was posted

skyndyp:
I hate am insult so im out of here for good bad

SKINNY DEEP, I hail oo and ur name means a lot

^^^
Before u came in here, u were already baptized in madness so y u con dey form say u get sense U have to admit to being crazy before coming in here to post and yes u can use it against me.

How ur day na U don finally chicken becos month don dey end o

It is for reasons such as these you have peeps spewing accusations about the Bible and God. Now it is said God aint an author of confusion and here others are calling these a miracle.
Still following the thread and reading through and well as for the chairs flying in the air Abeg I nor wan see blood o.

@Deep Sight, I kinda like ur "Dress Warm" attitude to some attacks and even the follow up to prove your points. Maturity @ its best. Besides u don collect ur award for dat compilation

@Siena, I remember answering your Q in one of my previous post and also awaiting a response to its effect.

Tink_sh:
You cant be serious!!! Not everything can be explained by science. Why cant people just be happy for them without all the accusations??

, then science shoud stop interferring wit Natural Order.
As for being happy for them, I bet you rather be happy if a hen gives birth to a goat rather than pity for the arse from which the HORNS must have comes from talkless of the body.

@Bagseg
Thanks for that story as twas worth reading every step of the way. I'll defo take a cue from it.

charles7:
i wish you could all stop accusing these parents. So shocking to see that our own people can dishonor their own and are so quick to judge. We had the same kind of children our daughter came out blond with blue eyes just like the beautiful baby and yes it was shocking in the beginning for my wife especially. I am also igbo and in my family we are very fair. Our son also came out blond but with dark blue/green eyes. So yes for those who are so quick to judge it is possible to have blond children from 2 black parents. People still see us and are surprised our children are so fair but that is the nature of genes you just don't know.

Unless you have something positive to say do not post your comments who made you judges

When you took time to post ^, no one stopped you but den again going by wat has been placed in bold, who disowned who here No matter how hard u try (even if it aint about dis issue), dere wud always be peeps @ log heads over a situation. Prolly some peeps have judged but den majority here are holding on to deir guns dat dey aren't convinced and wat u have said DIDN'T help d situation.
Dat u were KINDA in the same situation still differs highly. Did u see in anyway the parents looking VERY FAIR from the family pic
We know about nature of genes but for shizzle, dere's been a FOUL play and dat is wat we want ascertained.

Dyt:
u don finish ya exams?

U dey try talk me calm abi wetin be ur plan If u get wetin u wan spit, nor dey waste time.

sweeties7:
abeg dis is truely a gift from godGod to dat family. me too i want to hv oyibo baby oo.

To as many of you who call this a gift from God, you should take it one step at a time. In the world today where so many of NATURE's course has been altered, is it still God's doing When SH.IT eventually happens for which he has NOT a hand in, because he is the creator, we all go back crying to him not minding the fact where we went wrong and altered the BLUEPRINT.
Left for me, I nor believe say God wen I dey serve get hand for this kind matter so make una go question the doctors and the hospital wen dem dey run shows wit since.

@Siena - - - As per your question, here goes my answer;
1. This news made front page in so many dailies on the internet and in the papers. Even making headline in Yahoo News (US), NairaLand homepage and even everywhere on FB. So if people are clamouring for a DNA, u shudn't blame them cos it now appears to be a public issue which loads of people feel insulted and all they need is some proper clearance with reasonable proof.

2. I'll rather ask a Question to answer this and I hope u accept this. U have a court case in which involves DNA testing, who do you think wud be sending you to the hospital of their choice I know for sure twudn't be your own hospital and to even go the extra length, more than one hospital could be used in case of any discrepancies.

Jst as some peeps have suggested, put urself in the man's position and sometimes call black, black and not red jst becos of an empathy not worth giving.
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE AND WHY I WILL ALWAYS REFUSE TO BELIEVE IS COS THIS IS HAPPENING IN THE UK (PURE WHITE MAN LAND) 

^
Sure sounds like a poem and u shud be up for the next Nobel prize on Literature based on Evolution.

Redman44:
I have taken a thorough look at the white baby again. The baby has some African features but I feel there is something wrong somewhere Folks, a lot of things happen in the UK among Nigerians. There is a possibility that the supposed father of the baby is impotent and has to put up with a dominant wife. The wife might have decided to test the waters outside her marriage by going to bed with other men. She could have gotten pregnant in the process and had the the two black children before her recent birth of a white baby. The man looks confused and surprised in the Family Portrait that has been placed on Nairaland. Many women will do anything to have children so that they can be accepted by the families of their husbands. The guy could have been jazzed and be under the influence of a charm or something. However, if the couple are indeed loyal to one another, then it is miracle. I'm just confused, folks


www.vibes-extra..com

Too many assumptions yet loads of FONcusion. U sef try wen u fit write all dese things from your head as you not only succeeded in FONcusing urself but took others with you. Where does ur loyalty lie

D1KeleVra:
hehehehe u no wan see my red eye this morrin' o!

If na dat red eye from beat wen u receive from ur galfriend, den I wan see am
Even person wen get apollo go dey threaten say na red eye.

Dyt:
sledge where dem release u 4rm

abi where U, U sure say u want make we begin open our yansh for here

Some peeps keep getting it wrong. I'm yet to be convinced though on this issue cos I see NO WAY a WHITE child (Not an ALBINO) emanates from BLACK folks and u say it cud be MUTATION. (Another reason y I hate these so called IVF and the AI)

ceeque:
From the pictures, iam convinced that the
baby is obviously theirs. She has the same nose
with the boy, whites don't normally have short
nose, so she's a full Nigerian.

Who is arguing that one of them (certainly the WOMAN) aint a party to it So y wudn't the child have a dat kinda nose Besides u mean tis a Nigerian thing for such kinda nose I bet u take time to study various types of peeps and physical characteristics to say she's a full Nigerian. How den do u explain the the Blue/Hazel eyes and blonde hair?? I guess FULL Nigerian too and from the husband, innit
Funny enough, all dese are happening in the land of a WHITE MAN where everything and anything is encouraged.

Besides wen someone/something mutates, are the changes so HUGE/MUCH to become a controversy Imagine peeps even using LAME excuses of their ancestors abi na lineage.

The lizard was snapped by me a couple of years back on a roof top and I think this is more like a MUTATION if u can spot the difference from your normal everyday lizard.

There is nuttin genetic nor DNAish about dis said child. Jst as it has been outlined, there is no resemblance to the ACCLAIMED father in anyway. Isn't that enough to answer every raised eyebrows in here

Even if d dude is being supportive, the fact remains that when the WOMAN (and other lady from SA) are ready to confess, they wud and who knows, it might happen on their death bed.

Cock and bull story and peeps are supporting to be mutation.

lysaa:
I'm a spirit and gender has no hold on my form.
But u, u are just a mere mortal. . your life depends on your blood innit? LOL. .U never see anything.

U dis hermaphrodite! Y wud gender hold form on u wen u're gender-FONcused.
U wan show me your B.00.Bs Abeg cover that agbalumo wen u carry for chest jare. your mates carry water melon for chest u dey show me pimples wen dey your chest and u say I never see anything. Rubbish!!!

D1KeleVra:
Yay! Ransome's been paid. . . how was your ordeal?

Who tell u say she get worth Person wen dem use N70 MTN share and sell take pay her ransome and u dey happy for her.

lysaa:
but u are a goat

I support dis comment becos dat D1CKlessViagra of a boi jst dey fall im hand. Im nor know where be romance thread abi na dating site

sylve11:
your babe own? cos i hear sey your babe na just 22 but she don reach menopause

Y u dey give am hope na At 22, she don get menoSTOP which no prayer can reverse.

dani1luv:
close ya laps abeg. .you trossies dun tear for under

Disgusting A- chaw- O!!! U see Lysaa wen be hermaphrodite and Dyt wen be person mama and u nor look deir laps, na dat ode goat torn trouser u dey look 

U wen do face like under of slippers wen match shit

Was worth reading from pages 1-10, ALL of una try.

Newest:
U guys are crazie, i remebered how 1 post made me to stop giving offering at church, ona don start again abi?
god no go gree for ona

i pity all ye that's condemning gods prophets

See ALL dese pikins wen dem nor fence una house. Dem give una CHANCE, una dey take CHANCES, give una ALLOW, una turn am to ALLOWANCE. Soso beautiful nonsense na im una dey use claim levels for hia.

parki:
effing bunch of effing unemployed d*ck heads

Dyck get shape oo. U wonder y your face nor make sense since u come dis life---Kpekus face of urs wen u carry come life.

Ben-10:
Your own be like shovel

Wen u go stop use rat SPAM (na becos of Seun machine ooo) dey brush your crate of teeth See plenty mucor for your nose.

So much for the movie with all the action, romance and comedy in between. I think tis about d romance now. 

Kudos to Oyinda, Eldee (Nice one mahn cos u took d fall before anything was let out), Davidlyan, Dayokanu, 49cents and a host of others for sticking to their onions as well as others who derailed the topic although I still enjoyed it all d way but wat we need ask ourselves (esp d LADIES) is can we remain pure and true to one guy and not be lured easy by another yet to fall and have prolly A NAILING SESSION wit him.

Incase u wondering why I asked, tis obvious from certain posts dat MOST WOMEN are easy to tongue-twist and FONcuse all for the short time tis gonna last. Loads of answers have been in effect to the Q above and WE as humans can stick to wateva we want as tis a matter of choice and excuse but as one person stated in a previous post, ALWAYS maintain the 11th commandment, "NEVER EVER GET CAUGHT" 

_{Na who dem catch na im be thief} 

lysaa:
I just dey possessed like ogbanje. . just like i'm the landlord of your senses.

See as u confirm urself to be full of demons  Lysaa do Jazz and Demons 
As for your being a MAN, I knew dat all along. No wonder u dey flex muscles wit me. Landlord   

dani1luv:
Take heart my dear.

E clear say na your DI.CK u dey use think now. Who be your dear?
Abeg enta one chance make dem quick solve your matter 

^ U wen get brain wen dey run into minus!

lysaa:
owning u means i run your mind/head/sense. Be grateful tho.

Y do u jst have d dumb idea of owning me? U nor go talk wetin u dey look for before e pass u

dani1luv:
wkp

U think say na ur MACHO galfriend u dey talk to wen u dey use shorthand for? Abeg make more sense!

lysaa:
That's another way of saying. .I(Lysaa) own u sLeDgE.

A reason to go to church! If u knw dis song, sing wit me
I can see everything turning around, turning around, turning around for my good

lysaa:
U're not man enough! Y can't u say u'd ask me? coward!

So asking d NL Admin himself says I aint man enuf? Na wa oo! Oya wetin be ur details before u do face like shyte wen rain beat