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FoodRe: Girls Hand-Out Cupcakes Baked With Urine by slimyem: 10:33am On Dec 04, 2012
[quote author=ekt_bear]btw...is it me or

“They gave cupcakes to students who they don’t like," a student from the high school said.

what type of person accepts cupcakes from their enemy? undecided[/quote]they probably presented themselves as wanting to become friends...and the cupcake would have been a seal to the beginning of it!
FoodRe: Girls Hand-Out Cupcakes Baked With Urine by slimyem: 10:29am On Dec 04, 2012
Reminds me of "The Help" movie...!
Wickedness!!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Elimination Round 1 by slimyem: 8:58am On Dec 04, 2012
I'm doing this as the spirit leads...
No time for grouping...!
My votes...
-abiL
-Itsmodella
-livialives
-achukwunet
-tashamania
-Rokiatu
FamilyRe: What Is The Meaning Of 'dada' (dreadlocks) In Nigeria? by slimyem: 11:46pm On Dec 03, 2012
jidegirl12: cheesy grin cheesy Garri= Dada..... Jezebel mother of gawd!! cheesy cheesy
My belle o! grin
lmao...
My belle too o...!gringrincheesy
CelebritiesRe: Rita Ora Cheated On Me With 20 Guys Within A Year....rob Kardashian by slimyem: 10:53pm On Dec 03, 2012
This Rob is just attention-seeking...
It runs in the Kardashian blood...
...or what's the need to come out with this now that Rita Ora has an hot single making waves?
Mtcheeeeeeew
Oloshious fellow!!
FamilyRe: Let's Talk About Online Flirting... by slimyem: 10:46pm On Dec 03, 2012
coogar: you are getting too excited - calm down! use more makeup and maybe sagamite might show you some e-interest!
go away abeg...!
FamilyRe: As A Man, Is It Proper To Know The Virginity Status Of Your 18+ Female Child. by slimyem: 10:43pm On Dec 03, 2012
RudySmith: My children are welcome to stay at mine for as long as they need to get settled in life, but they surely have to stand by my rules and regulations........This is no Holiday Inn!
...and those rules and regulations include...don't have $ex until what age or I(as your father) have to know when you start hav1ng sex?
...and is there like some form of exercise/test you'll be carrying out on your daughter to confirm if she has done it and how often will you check especially as it an abomination for a child living under your roof to be doing it? huh
FamilyRe: As A Man, Is It Proper To Know The Virginity Status Of Your 18+ Female Child. by slimyem: 10:35pm On Dec 03, 2012
RudySmith: ^^^ Here is one of the main reason why I would "need" to know.
I have already told my kids that they are welcomed at my house for the rest of their life, if they wish so, but the day they start to have sex, then they best find their own places to do the do, and not under my roof.
Of course!
Anyone should know its somewhat disrespectful to do that under one's parents roof...and its understandable if you frown at it...although,that's besides the point here.
So knowing when each and everyone of them (not just the girls) has/had sex is important to the family unit.
I still don't see how or why if they are above 18 and are not doing it on your bed!!
If you are above 18 and think you are wise and mature enough to have sex, then it is time for you to go.
If you are under 18 and think you are wise mature enough to have sex, then the countdown has started.
So if you daughter tells you she's not been hav1ng sex when in truth,she has...what's gon happen?
...and if she tells you she has,what would you do?
Throw her out of your house or ban her from doing it no more? huh
FamilyRe: Let's Talk About Online Flirting... by slimyem: 10:23pm On Dec 03, 2012
coogar: i should be asking you this question - if you could go out of your way to notice people who "flirt" then it says much more about you than the people you are pointing at.....
huh?
I go out of my way to notice people who "flirt"...?
You mean something that happens on almost every thread here is not loud enough to be noticed?
Even the dumbest family section follower(if one were to exist) would notice that!
...and who have i been pointing at per se on this thread?
Where did i post anything expressly judgemental?
What is saying what about me? huh
FamilyRe: Let's Talk About Online Flirting... by slimyem: 10:05pm On Dec 03, 2012
coogar: slimyem, are you jealous of the attention the married folks get? you don't have to answer here......just send the answer to the mod of this section. grin cheesy
Is there like a extraordinary prize attached to how much attention you get here? huh
FamilyRe: Let's Talk About Online Flirting... by slimyem: 10:00pm On Dec 03, 2012
coogar: jesus christ - see vocabulary!

like i have said, it's very wrong for people to opine online banter is the same thing as flirting. some of us are mature enough to know it starts and stops on nairaland.....funny how people read meanings to a non-event!

omo ibo's observation can also be reversed - many of the people who feel online banter is the same thing as infidelity are also single. the only deductive reasoning here is single folks are jealous of the married folks......single folks feel left out....

slimyem and her army should up the ante - maybe, just maybe una go get 35 online husbands like busy-body....
Wow!!
What a deduction!!
FamilyRe: Let's Talk About Online Flirting... by slimyem: 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2012
@Busy-body...what's contained in that reply?
Oh!
The same noise over one word of English language...?
...and the same confusing of what was posted as against your interpretation...although this with you showing more of your syntactician/semanticist skills...(abi eleyi o tun correct ni Ma?)
Ok!!
Like i said before,get a job as a school teacher!!Its befitting for you!
I've got no time for polemics especially not over going round in circles that this inconsequential drag will result to...
Cheers!!!
FamilyRe: As A Man, Is It Proper To Know The Virginity Status Of Your 18+ Female Child. by slimyem: 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2012
An 18 year-old is a child to her parents but also is not a child.
An 18 year old is an adult...and something as private as her virginity shouldn't be her father's business.
What would/does he want with it?
He had 0 to 18 years to train,nurture, and educate her about sex and well, the virginity thing....and should trust whatever choice she decides to make of it after that!!
He can be concerned about the kind of men/friends she hangs around and all of that and constantly advice/speak to her about making right choices....!
Expressly wanting to know her virginity status is just out of line..!!
CelebritiesRe: *~Ijebabe Voted Celebrity Section Poster of 2012*~ Congratulations by slimyem: 7:40pm On Dec 03, 2012
Ijebabe will win this one...!!
CelebritiesRe: Meet Dbanj's Sister; Taiwo Oyebanjo (photo) by slimyem: 6:23pm On Dec 03, 2012
Oh no!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Prince William And Kate Middleton Expecting A Baby by slimyem: 6:16pm On Dec 03, 2012
hehe!!
...royal baby things..!!!
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by slimyem: 4:39pm On Dec 03, 2012
Oahray: ...and that was how the pot called kettle black.
who is this?
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by slimyem: 4:31pm On Dec 03, 2012
IZUKWU: 50 pages what the Bleep ?probably be 75 by the time i sleep and wake up. Is this the male or female thread ? Who and who are contesting and what are the criteria
The males are not showing up...
Too ugly to show their faces...!!
...infact,you are under arrest right now for fronting an artiste's picture on your profile and deceiving a few pretties into thinking its you...
Bail yourself out with your real picture!!
FashionRe: Uniben's Winfrey Okolo Wins 2012 Miss University Nigeria Beauty Pageant by slimyem: 2:13pm On Dec 03, 2012
afam4eva: That achukwunet girl is really pretty.
yep!
Very...!
...prettier than the debated here!!
FashionRe: Uniben's Winfrey Okolo Wins 2012 Miss University Nigeria Beauty Pageant by slimyem: 1:46pm On Dec 03, 2012
afam4eva: I have seen Odunnu, Ogugua and Naya's photos and they're very beautiful but not model like. I've not seen yours though.
See 'em Nairaland pretties...
Can't search for more but there are many more..
www.nairaland.com/achukwunet
www.nairaland.com/tashamania www.nairaland.com/sweetlemon www.nairaland.com/livialives
you'll see mine when you show yours...grincheesygrin
PoliticsRe: What Kind Of Nigerian Are You? by slimyem: 1:12pm On Dec 03, 2012
This is me...
And others are Nigerians,who understand
the challenges,ready to work to change it
and needed other to feel the same and
join the process.
FashionRe: Uniben's Winfrey Okolo Wins 2012 Miss University Nigeria Beauty Pageant by slimyem: 1:08pm On Dec 03, 2012
afam4eva: Which Nairaland babes if i may ask?
Many!!
you want the links to their profiles?[quote author=Da_b¤§§.]sharap!
You don't even have the confidence to display your picture. Black belle kawai!![/quote]I have had my picture uploaded countless times and will do again if and when i wish!
Clear,make i see road abeg!!!
HealthRe: Hidden Dangers Of Cosmetics by slimyem: 12:52pm On Dec 03, 2012
So many dangers....
Noodles....danger!
Lagos air-danger!
Cosmestic-danger!
0ral sex-danger!
Sleep too much-danger!
No sleep enough-danger!
Soft-drinks-danger!
Alcohol-danger!
Tobacco-danger!
...all just to stay alive while not living at all!
O lagbara!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Mr Ibu Vs Osuofia: Who Is A Better Movie Comedian? by slimyem: 12:46pm On Dec 03, 2012
Osuofia is the man abeg...!
Ibu is just disgusting!!
HealthRe: The New STD That Can Kill You by slimyem: 12:12pm On Dec 03, 2012
This is not good o....
No more cunn1lingus is what they mean?
No No No...Not good!!!
FashionRe: Uniben's Winfrey Okolo Wins 2012 Miss University Nigeria Beauty Pageant by slimyem: 12:03pm On Dec 03, 2012
This babe's just there jor!!
NL babes are prettier!!cheesygringrin
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by slimyem: 1:27am On Dec 03, 2012
Idowuogbo: Yea! He looks kinda gay!! If u look closely, it b like say d brodamus dey shape hin eyebrows, u see d arch? grin
lmao...
You nor see the "idodo" too?
...and one place like that wey bend near hin boxers? cheesygringringringringrin
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by slimyem: 1:20am On Dec 03, 2012
ikekings: www.nairaland.com/dontador ... Hot dude... This is what I call a competitor...
Something's off about that dude/picture....!
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by slimyem: 1:03am On Dec 03, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Mr NL Dec 2012 grin[/quote]o gbiyanju!!!
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by slimyem: 1:01am On Dec 03, 2012
duni04: Jesus! Like I'm just seeing this! You look exactly the way you sound on Nairaland, frustrated and terribly bad looking. Used to think ur rudeness was cos u were fine or something. You're terribly bad looking and that's the truth lipsrsealed
Na sin if person nor quote this thing and laugh...
Lemme do it Calloti style...Mu choi choi choi choi...cheesycheesygrin

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