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lol..
Women love details...and love to register effect well..
You got no choice but to accept us as we are...!

Ileke...wetin happen?
Someone hacked into your account?

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

But seriously,this shite is funny..!!

“After she finished with the food, she
rested on the chair and then pulled off
her clothes and told me to examine her
pubic hairs. Later, she told me to
examine her bosoms and asked me why
the two bosoms were not the same, but
I told her that it was natural to be so.
“As a man, I began to lose control. I then
pushed her onto the bed and climbed
on her.
But as I was about inserting my joystick
into her womanliness, I quickly
remembered that this might be a plan
to frame me and I quickly stood up, so I
didn’t enter her”

Is this supposed to be some form of threat or what?
Lmao..
..like there are benefits attached with being a Nigerian citizen in the first place....
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Another sad story of wasteful expenditure...
Nothing for the masses as usual!!
Oh my country!!!!

Fela...
Whitney..
Dagrin
Aaliyah
...in that order!!

Rubbish!!

Typical storyline...
We have heard and seen countless versions...!
Not forgiving in itself is a burden..
Everyone knows the right thing to do in this case...Forgive..no matter how hard it is to do!!

.....when they stop being children...
Or when the "beating" becomes inefffective!!

happy birthday to him!

RudySmith: ^^^ As if mama will tell her part in this saga? Her part is the worst of the two. The kids don't need 2 know and even if they did, they would not care, or would surely understand.

*this is what papa had 2 do 2 get u*

....and you think people don't change or want to "restitute" at some points in their lives?
...and yes,her part is the worst...,the more reason why she might decide to come clean first.
...and you think the kids would understand if they knew?
You saying you wouldn't feel disgusted that your mum was paid a few thousand nairas to have you and deny you a functional home all through your childhood?

coogar: it's just online banter, abeg!
people who flirt here don't even have a clue about what the other look like - how can that qualify as flirting - i think majority of you peops take what you read here far too seriously than what's intended - what a boring sad lives most of y'all live. if you really think busy_body wants to shäg her 35 NL boyfriends in the real world then you need to get a broom, find a large warehouse and sweep without breaks!

Nobody is trying to see what's not there....
Just call a spade what it is...stop playing semantics..
Flirting -----to behave in such a way as to demonstrate a playful sexual attraction to someone else..
Banter-----the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks..
Its a double entendre..one meaning formally appropriate....and the other simply suggestive!
This isn't a judgement thread...
The principles of right and wrong behaviour is subject to individuals!
Nothing said/will be said on this issue is/will be expressly based on facts.

ileobatojo: Please for clarification sake, would all the Sagamite gist with his multitudes of women here be considered flirting too?

Because I don't see that as flirting. Now the stuff that goes on in the romance section for example, now that's flirting. I honestly can't say I've seen much real (reciprocated) flirting go on in this section. Am I defining flirting different from everyone else?

@bolded..Definitely!
...or do you have any other definition for that?

stpat1: They won't have cause to ask that because their mother will be visiting them once in a while. They'll only understand that things didn't just work out btw me and her.

What if their mother decides to tell them the truth about what really happened?
...or will it be part of the agreement that the children never get to know?

N'er heard of her!!!
Good thing she's doing though...

In response to Efe's post...
I see all the flirting going on around here and as much as i get that most of it could be harmless,i don't see myself married/single doing all of that with someone married even if its just for the fun of it.....
Maybe i'm a little uptight and close-minded but that's just me and that's why i might not understand why my husband feels the need to do it...even if its harmless.
By default in real life,i know where to draw lines especially when it comes to married people and that extends to online relationships too.
My people say..."nnkan teeyan o ba ni je,ko kii fi run mu.." (Aint no point sniffing what you won't eat).
Seriously!!

They both aint so bad!!

I would never do that for any reason whatsoever...!!!!

coogar: it's a very horrible thing to do....
heaven knows i am hiring enough mopol on my wedding to taser any intruding lunatic that might want to ruin my big day. only a twät would actually do such....

lmao..
Someone's afraid of his sins catching up with him....

Greeting is a big part of Yoruba lifestyle....and culture too.Its a moral standard..
...and well,for strangers,its very discretionary....!

They are both unserious people....!!!
They should have no business getting married in this situation...rather,their business should be getting something to do first before anything!!
Where would they live?
How/what would they eat?
What if one of them falls sick?
What if pregnancy "mistakenly" happens?
Its a senseless venture!!

Kobojunkie: Stop living on the roof pretending because you have never done it yourself or mustered up enough guts to, that means people don't do it at all.

Do what myself?
Where did i say people don't do "it" at all?

In that same Nigerian a garbarge man sued his friend for harm inflicted.

Where is the similarity between that case and the houseboy's case?

People sue on a daily basis.

That's not news..
Why do you feel a need to say it out loud.

All those lawyers you see at the courts, what do you think they do? Sit around to pick your teeth?

...and you think they'd take up a "dead on arrival" case like this?

Learn of your own country and stop living in that box hole you do there.

I know more about the realities that obtain in my country than you will ever do.You are the one who needs to knock yourself out of the unreasonably idealistic visions in your head!!

This picture's just there..!!!

Any married man who flirts online is definitely looking for something....and is on the road to cheating.
I would definitely not be okay with my husband flirting online for whatever reason!!

A few weeks ago..
Deep thoughts make me cry...
I do it from time to time alone and i feel better afterwards!!

This is really sad..
The scissors without anaesthetic part makes me shudder....
So much pain the poor baby must have experienced...
Careless parents and careless nurse!!

I haven't ever.....but i sure would sometime...

Must-haves indeed!!!
...like a mirror and a torch-light is that hard to find around...and improvising is such a big deal..
Duh!!!

chronique: It's funny how things have turned. I have also toyed with this idea & haven't ruled it out entirely though. A lot of men are tired of women & their problems. Pple should understand that there are pple who do not like emotional stress @ all. We(men),discuss these things everyday & it's always the same thing. I even have a friend who's planning to leave his wife cos she's made him get to the point where he starts askin pple randomly if they think He's a mo-ron. I once broke up with a girl who I truly loved cos we were always quarelling & it was messing me up emotionally & I was always getting depressed. I looked pretty tough n in control outside then,but inside me I was dying slowly n wondering how my home would be. Some pple are not just cut out for emotional stress. Women do same to. While writing my ACCA exams,I heard a gist abt a girl who offered a jobless graduate who was doing ICAN @ dat time,the chance to impregnate her & get 1.2m & a car(I think). But he was going to forfeit tge child according to d terms. Dude was seriously considering it. I cant blame the OP. A lot is going on out there that we dont know. It's not like men think women are nothing. Some pple cant just stand wahala. I can tell cos I've been there.

Save all the story...
It swings both ways...
A lot of women are equally tired of men and their ways!!

Idowuogbo: wow! wow! wow!

is dis some sort of stunt or wot? 250k-500k? smh!!!and when d kids are grown, how exactly will u summon d courage to tell dem u paid 250k/500k to have dem?

i tire!!!