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FoodRe: Divorce Celebrated With Cake (pic) by slimyem: 4:40pm On Sep 18, 2012
i've got loads of similar pictures on my system...
Its just bakers being creative...
No one is actually going to bake a divorce cake for anyone...except of course you order a cake to eat out your sorrows on immediately after your divorce...cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Promo Shots For Her Website by slimyem: 4:21pm On Sep 18, 2012
Toolz is FAT..upclose and personal!
The clothes and pictures just do her a lot of justice...
..and No,its not hating..
I admire quite a lot about her!
Its calling a spade a spade!
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Physical Turn Off From A Girl? by slimyem: 12:04pm On Sep 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: Shattap! For u to smell it, dose bitchesss nastyyyyyyy!!!U are wot u attract mehn... come on! U actually smell it? How? Sitting next to dem or wot? Damn! Ur gals are corrosive.
i'm sure they wave and dangle it right before his eyes all the time sef...
...wondering why they haven't stuffed his running mouth with it already..
Monkey oshi!!
FamilyRe: What Would A Married Man Be Doing On A Dating Site? by slimyem: 11:55am On Sep 18, 2012
Kobojunkie: First off, the person who needs to calm down here is you with the false stories.huh?
Where have i told any stories in my post? huh

There are hundreds of thousands of stories of cheaters cheating from their home laptops. Some even go as far as Video Chatting with their partners in crime right from their own bedrooms, while their spouse is asleep.- that is not the point in this case!

I don't think one has to be a man to find these stories online. There is making an assumption and making a claim. You made a claim which is baseless.-how does the words "I DON'TTHINK" correlate to making a claim?
What claim did i make madam? ??
I haven't edited my post.you could go back to look it up again..


This man may have wanted to check his online pals so he could drive to see em after leaving the @Op's places.this is your assumption based on the op's post same way i made mine.where is the problem? These days changing one's profile status only requires the click of a button. I am not sure how many times a married man/woman would need to log on to any of their social network accounts before realizing it is time to change marital status. At some weddings, the couple are told to update it as soon as they are pronounced man and wife. I mean will it also take him/her that long to update his/her employment status or title?-are you asking me?
Why not ask the op who knows the man better or tell the op to ask the man in question herself? huh
the whole point of the op's thread is she trying to get posters to help figure out what going on in the man's head and everything anybody says on this thread remains an assumption until the op knows/hears otherwise from the man or his wife!
Now,i ask again..what is your problem?
RomanceRe: With Interest Or With Love ? by slimyem: 9:56am On Sep 18, 2012
FMK: i am a man who needs to get good reason from you now show up
why should i let you in on my different reasons for entering different relationships...?
Why me?
RomanceRe: Our Love Is Dying, Yet We're Gettin Married Soon by slimyem: 9:33am On Sep 18, 2012
there is fire on the mountain and u still wan climb am?
That's not wise IMO....
If its not good now,its not going to get better when you are married.
If it doesn't feel right,then its not right!
Put the wedding on hold and redefine the reasons why u choose to be with each other in d first place.find the spark that's lost before you make this life-changing decision.
Goodluck with all!
FamilyRe: What Would A Married Man Be Doing On A Dating Site? by slimyem:
Kobojunkie: Really? Really?? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided Look this one . . . do you know how many men have even gone as far as to use their own home laptops(the one the family shares) to do their extra-marital spelunking, from right in their own home? And here we have you suddenly decising that men who have skeletons would not do it on a computer belonging to a close family member . . . na wa for una !!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
wow!
Calm down!
I'm not deciding anything...
I said "i don't think"!
I'm assuming just like op's doing in this case..
I'm not the man in question but if i were and had something to hide,i wouldnt use my friend's laptop on a dating site and leave the page on mistakenly for her to make her own deductions off my actions or inactions.
You are making assumptions same way i am..
Simple!
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Physical Turn Off From A Girl? by slimyem: 7:14am On Sep 18, 2012
190: Sight of pad

Menstration flow -

Omo 190 dun take off tey tey
asiere....
FamilyRe: k by slimyem: 7:11am On Sep 18, 2012
Is bad breath like an incurable or life-threatening disease or what?
I don't gerrit!
FamilyRe: What Would A Married Man Be Doing On A Dating Site? by slimyem: 7:04am On Sep 18, 2012
have you considered he might have had the account before he got married?
What if he was just checking it up for the sake of it?
I don't even think a man who has skeletons and who knows you are close to his family would use your laptop for something like that.
You are thinking too much for ur friend.Relax and face front joor!
RomanceRe: With Interest Or With Love ? by slimyem: 6:57am On Sep 18, 2012
people get into relationship for different reasons...
Now who are you to question those reasons? huh
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Promo Shots For Her Website by slimyem: 9:57pm On Sep 17, 2012
cdamsel: massive weight,last time I saw her on big friday show she was 2ice dis.she looks stunning,must admit
yeah...
She's a lot bigger than the pictures are telling...but i just love her cuz she's quite down to earth..
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Promo Shots For Her Website by slimyem: 9:55pm On Sep 17, 2012
tjskii: Wats wth the weaves though yeeeshh undecided
I'd lik to see ow sexy she'll be after she born and yes I dey biff am die
wetin she do you nah...
huh
RomanceRe: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by slimyem: 9:42pm On Sep 17, 2012
that would be "i'm a one girl at a time person"....only to find out he was doing four including me about the same time..cheesy
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by slimyem: 9:29pm On Sep 17, 2012
It is possible in Nigeria and any other place in the world for that matter...
Fidelity is a choice...infidelity is too.
..and everyone is responsible for the choices they make at any point in time!
Staying true to one's partner against all odds is subject to individualism!
RomanceRe: Things Every Girl Should Know About Her Fiance Before Marriage by slimyem: 9:18pm On Sep 17, 2012
agree!!
Nice!
FamilyRe: Why Do Married Women Prefer Sitting beside Their Husband In A Vehicle by slimyem: 4:58pm On Sep 17, 2012
oga samguru....still on the matter? huh
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by slimyem: 4:52pm On Sep 17, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Everyone hate Dailynews now. He'd better use other usernames from now on[/quote]excluding me..
I don't hate him...and will never do!
He's a brilliant dude but just not so smart sha..
That's not enough to hate him nah...
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by slimyem: 2:57pm On Sep 17, 2012
freecocoa: You don write the manual na, somebody call that ode's attention to this.

If you fit survive on here then there maybe hope for him after all tongue.

But you don bad sha.
that one wey i write na table of contents o...
Person suppose develop the thing into essay-dailynews style..cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by slimyem: 2:34pm On Sep 17, 2012
someone should write a manual on how to enjoy being a nairalander for people like dailynews..
...know when and how to fight people when u have to..
...know when to discuss/argue and when you have to...
...ignore posts or posters u don't dig..
..know when to smile and laugh something off...
...know when to post short and straight comments and when to write epistles..
Above all..know when to log out and face the real world outside!
cheesycheesy
that's wassup!!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by slimyem: 2:27pm On Sep 17, 2012
e pain me say i nor dey when all that gbege dey shele sha...
Na wa o...
All of una just make the guy no fit even concentrate for office on top romance section matter...
Lmao!
RomanceRe: Did You Know These 16 Thingsabout Guys And Ladies? by slimyem: 10:18am On Sep 17, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I am curious as to who you are that's all. Opened to a chat?[/quote]open to a chat maybe..but not in the open...
Shollypopz: MYND and Slimyem sitting on a tree.....

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage!
hehe!
Why jumping the gun nah...
Relax and watch first!
RomanceRe: What Happened To Old Fashioned Love? by slimyem: 9:49am On Sep 17, 2012
gbengarock: When the guys chased the girls.
When guys would run to open the car door for you.
When you could talk to each other in the middle of the grass.
When you could spontaneously start dancing in the middle of the street.
When saying I love you meant I love you.


What happened?
which year the bolded dey happen and which place sef?
Amelica and india? huh
RomanceRe: Did You Know These 16 Thingsabout Guys And Ladies? by slimyem: 9:43am On Sep 17, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]All for fun babe. So what do you do on your free time?[/quote]as in? huh
RomanceRe: Did You Know These 16 Thingsabout Guys And Ladies? by slimyem: 9:20am On Sep 17, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Not gonna read the two posts above me. Why? They will not affect anything in anyway[/quote]your bad-belle don dey too much these days..
Haba!
.
@op,10/16!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tricks You Played On Your Parents And Got Away With As A Child. by slimyem(op): 9:05am On Sep 17, 2012
ayobase: What movie was it?
can't remember jor!
It was a nollywood sha...
.
Lol@caracta's tricks.
I did similar things too.
.
I hated drugs so much that my mum would sit in front of me with a cane while watching me swallow.
This day, i just put the drugs in my mouth and spat it back into the cup of water as i pretended to swallow it.
Some drugs i kept in my socks...some i threw behind the door.
My mum knew i didn't take them but would search and search fruitlessly for them while i swear to have taken them!cheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tricks You Played On Your Parents And Got Away With As A Child. by slimyem(op): 11:33pm On Sep 16, 2012
bennyraz: If i actually share mine, my bro, my sis are on NL! They would figure me out and the thing is, they are hidding their username, so am i
Awwwww....
CrimeRe: God, I Love This Lol!!! by slimyem: 11:16pm On Sep 16, 2012
lmao!
These two guys are in love with each other obviously!!cheesy
RomanceRe: Femme Fatales by slimyem: 11:11pm On Sep 16, 2012
Excelboi: Femme - fatales? Maybe he meant in yoruba Femi Fatale (Femi put pepper ontop am)... Abi op
lmaocheesycheesy
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Pants Down On A Lagos Concert. Lmao by slimyem: 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2012
Duh!
how are we sure that's ice-prince?
Nonsense nyash..
Next please!!

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