₦airaland Forum

lol.
My family once signed up for their one week deliverance...
Gosh!
It was hellish!
Imagine being on an empty stomach all day and then you cannot even pray your own style in the evening..you have to shake and jump and swing your arms forcefully before they accept you are actually praying..
I would be praying silently and the ushers would come and shake me aggressively till i feel like falling all in the name of telling me to pray .
After that week,my dad said he wasn't ready to have his arm dislocated from its joint all just cuz he has to pray..and that was the end of our MFM experience!

lol..
Its about time!!

bittyend: So, you pick 'em in five folds. Say nomore!

sharrap!!!

wow!
....days of humble beginnings....
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Basketmouth don wowo tey tey sha!!
Nice picture!!!
Where's Azadus btw?

[quote author=Mynd_44]^^[/quote]wetin happen?

stillwater: ^^^Because many Nigerian men wear one pair of boxers for a year. So how won't they know when he buys a new one.

lmao..

That's just plain childish....
Never had any reason to compete with any neighbour so far and never will!
Even if my neighbour were to be competing with me,i won't even know it.I'm too busy for nonsense!

I'm almost sure the guy had always being like that even before marriage but the problem was "she thought he would change" which sadly almost never happens...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]For where dem wan act am? Bar beach or River Niger?
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Noo...
Them go act am for Canal...

Ogugua.....loool
i don laugh tire for here...

I have had about 5 good online male friends but i've only met 3 of them..
The first one was just there...we didn't really click offline like we did online.he faded into the background after a while...
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I've met the second guy thrice..he doesn't stay in the country but makes sure we see whenever he's around.calls me his sister cuz we from the same state.Cool guy-no romance.i don't like him like that and the feeling is mutual.
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I met the third after three years of chatting and calling even though we were in the same city about that time.we just never thought it important to meet until three years had passed.cool guy-i like him.we clicked but lots of issues.the romance ended before it started.
Still very good friends though.he knows me almost more than i know myself!
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For the two other friends,we just love the mystery.Maybe we'll meet,maybe not!time'll tell.
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I haven't had any unpalatable experience with any online friend more because i'm a good judge of people and i don't just talk with anyone and everyone nor do i rush into meeting them.

[quote author=fresh_dude]And your point is?[/quote]who you dey ask?
Someone that was last seen Feb.28,2009?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]hi[/quote]hi!

A relaxation centre...

acidtalk: THIS IS A BRIDGE OF SECURITY.

This is a treasonable act to the highest order.

Snapping a whole president (without his permission) in the office is one of the biggest security Flaws in the history of Nigeria.

This goes to tell Jonathan and his government that even his security details HATE him so much and are all just bloody hypocrites.

I fear for the safety of this man and his family because he doesn't have any secret again.

Watch out, they might soon bring his picture of him in the bathroom.

But in as much as I don't like Jonathan's policies, I feel this is just very unfair for a President.

Jesus is Lord!!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Yemi my lover[/quote]hehe..
This love is a gangster-something!!

overt pettiness!!
...and a lot of other things..

wonlasewonimi: Guy, you are pulling the devil's bra.

more like he's pulling a mad woman's brea$t!!

^lmao..
The two lovers are here again!!!

few days ago all Nairalanders were hating on dbanj on top im humming on Kanye's album.
Now,the same set of people are here praising him...
Omo to dara ni ti baba e,eleyi ti o dara...ti iya e...
lol@the irony of it all..

seeing the picture of the man with dead vultures alone is disgusting not to talk of roasting them for chops..
Gosh!!!

tellwsdom: WTF is wrong with u?? You are thin and not skinny

bufoon,what's the difference between both words?
You can't even understand what you typed..
Ode!

mutiply: Am sure you will change your mind if only you know the real names of most nairalanders,that not withstanding,i have learnt a lot from matured post but there are some you see and you will be shocked by thier level of ignorance,would love to meet slimyem,i.e[b] if she is real[/b]

why would you think otherwise?

Anyone who could says stuff like that about a baby to its parent's face is not to be hung around...and is to be totally ignored for all purposes!
Babies are beautiful and adorable always!!

Jay-z nor ugly reach like this nah...
Haba!!

...lucky me forever!

i don't subscribe to the use of pepper on the child's fingers because he/she could choke on it..
However,there's the option of bitter-leaf plant as substitute.its not harmful in any way.
Above all...the child has to be made to understand that those habits are not welcome by continuously and constantly removing his hands from his mouth and off anyone's armpits when he does them..
He'll outgrow the habits in time too.

ikekings: Hmmm... So na yoruba babe you be?

isn't that obvious enough?
Proudly oodua!

sexkillz: [color=#000030] Well, from what i can gather, someone actually found your sexy and sizeable äss attractive. . .
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i know...right!!
Thank you!

ayobase: Igbayi laaro e,....if na kill dey wan kill u, then.......

for where?
KSTJ-ko sohun to joo!!!

lol@all those who peed and pinned it on their sibs by pouring them water...una nor try!
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I peed till i was 9 and since i always knew my offence,every morning,my next routine after getting up and washing and spreading my urine-stinking clothes and mat was to go and kneel down until further notice.
it had become so shameful that even my younger sib had stopped peeing.so i deviced my own means..
After peeing and waking up in the middle of the night,i would go to the sitting room,plug the iron and bring it to my room to iron-dry the urine.i did it for up to six months and was never caught.
While my mum was glad i had stopped peeing,i was still peeing and solving the problem my style!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Where are the fights?
Mynd has fallen in love with slimyem,
Shollypopz with Raw, and
D-Explorer with freecocoa. . .

I guess the Romance section wasn't cut out for fights afterall. . . Hmm.

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lalaosky: lwkmd...you may be right
apart from WUSS, another line of mynd is "SLIMYEM I SEE YOU OOOO"..lmao (mynd no come woley me o..we cool you know)
slimyem, come yarn us the gist abeg..ear dey itch me cos mynd no wan talk about una rendevouz

lalaosky: slimyem?..tell me something!!
Beht why dont fellaz want shola?...she is cute
dont forget to give me the gist of slimyem's appeal that seems to make her famous when it comes to guys.
Ayam waiting

[quote author=Mynd_44]What? No one here wants shola ooooo. If it was Slimyem now, its a different case[/quote]

lalaosky: loving this thread...*mistakenly grabs slimyem's ass while trying to grab popcorn and a bottle of alomo bitters*
sholly, whatchu gon do?...dont let this slide!!

i see my name everywhere...
Ki ni mo se o?

if she actually snuck to Kenya,she wouldn't be posing for the camera in these pictures...
Abeg free the babe already o..
Na una sabi!!