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love this babe always..
she's looks like she's lost some weight sha...
Cool.

my own definition for "femme fatale"?
Na my papa coin the words?

jami3y: Your ministry? Lol

yes o..
My misistry is attached to my voice...

I don't know yet..
The kind of accent my dialect has on one's tongue is unrivalled!
I might make them learn and understand but not speak!
I learnt my dialect from hearing my parents speak and i understand perfectly but i'm glad i didn't speak it as a child....it would have destroyed my ministry!

-if you hit your foot too many times in one day,its a sign of impending evil..
-if you wear your clothes inside out,you are about to get freebies..

i cook my noodles both ways depending on the level of hunger...
Make msg go siddon abeg!!
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Too many precautions...
Too many don'ts...
All just to stay alive..
Na wa!!!

Hanging in....

If you had parents that were as strict as mine,you would have found ways to outsmart them at one time or the other.....
Share here if you will...
All for fun..
Here's mine..
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As a kid,I was never allowed to watch movies...except on holidays.
It was a school night and everyone had gone to bed except my dad.
He wanted to see a movie and was sitting on a chair backing the dinning.
I crept silently under the dinning table and squatted there just about the time the movie was starting.
I was in that position for 2 hours straight watching the movie.
My dad went to switch off the tv when the movie ended and went into his room but did not close the door which means he was going to see me if i tried to go inside my room.
I went in anyways..and then he asked "who's that?".
A thought quickly came to mind and i decided to act on it.
I came back out..opened the door that led outside and went to sleep on the floor outside while ran after me.
He thought i was sleep-walking..and he just carried me to my room while i smiled mischieviously..
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Oya..share your own o..

HiiiPower: You're very rude, uncouth, and you obviously lack manners.
Your opinions don't count! Stop trying too hard to sound intelligent,
when[b] you're an empty head![/b]

Take your own advice and work on yourself!

you are exactly all of the bolded..
#fact!#

lol.
I nor even sure day P-square know who them be sef.....

ogugua88: Lmao. The only thing wey remain na for Kanayo O Kanayo to talk why he go reject Rihanna.

or make Mr.Ibu dey tell us say him go reject Jennifer Lopez.

Duh!
P-square sef nor go look una way twice...

a relationship can work without sex...but a relationship cannot work without money.
Money and sex do not carry the same weight in this regard...

odohemma: You 've been buried in the song. For me it's a classic.

yeah..it is!
I especially like the part where it says "funny how when you are gone,people start listening".

adora9700: We hav been dating 4 five yrs now but till now I can't vouch that I know him so well y does he calm to love mi and still sleep with other girls. Am scaared because I can't b with another could dis b true love whn it seems like am d only 1 feeling it, am d only 1 calling to knw wht is goiing on once I stop calling he never cals to knw how am doin n whn I complain he apoloizes n goes bck to d same tin am tried I dnt knw wht else to do. Plssss I need ur hhelp plss.

all too familiar story.....
Babe,you are not in a relationship,and he's not your boyfriend and is never going to be!
Move on already!!

...and to everyone castigating the op..she deserves it... but then i've seen men do far worse than she has to women who were practically angels in relationships with them!
A lot of people like her are generally unstable,immature and indecisive..both male and female.They never know what they want until is gone!
Everyone makes mistakes.she has accepted that she did and only wants to make amends.
She's had enough abeg!
Go easy o..

candieangel12: Yea ur right. Im a biatch. I dont deserve him or any guy like him. Iv fvcked up, story of my life. He will find better women out there. Ill just stay single since I cant keep a fvckin relationship. Myb i shud just leave guys n go 4 girls

now,i'm tempted to insult you like everyone else has been doing..
What the fvck is wrong with you?
Go for girls because you can't keep a relationship?
Is that the solution?
Seriously?

candieangel12: Well I kno I wont cry over him 4eva das y I thnk its best 2 just let him b. He can find sumQ dat deserves him n cab treat him right. I really despise myself 4 all d bullcrap I put him thru durin d course of our rlship. I just hv 2 face my loss like a lady. It doesn't make sense 2 continue wit d meetin nowin dat he has crush on sum1 else dat will likely treat him good. I thnk he is completely over me. So is time I face d tune of d music n get over him. Atleast I hv learnt frm dis mistake. Drinkin away my sorrows n heart break will atleast help in my movin on process

madam,stop saying the same thing over and over again..
Listen to all sexkillz has told you.
The guy is obviously hurt and trying not to be too eager to take you back.
Meet him up,tell him how sorry you are and mean it!
Grovel if you have to...the odds are against you here.
The worst he'd tell you is NO!..but at least you'd have tried.
Goodluck o!

everyone on this thread is saying forgive him..
...wondering what the comments would have been like if the op was a man whose wife confessed to him...
Fvcking double standards!!
Smh!

ikoha: is there a history of untimely death in your family. If so, you need to gather your acts together cos you are about to meet with your creator.

you must be really sick in the head!!

lol.
He's a joker for reals!!!

Depends on the kind of relationship one has with his/her parents...
However in this case,it makes no damn sense!!

make them arrest the thing quick quick and stop all these stories abeg..
..but then the sad thing is justice will not prevail here..money would talk in time!!

op,is it the same girl that made you cry after she slapped you?

If i die young-Band Perry..
...i don't know what it is with me and that song.

freecocoa: Devil is in trouble by bro Charles Uche
Akanchawa by Njideka Okeke
My Bebe by Sky B

lol

deshclones: op...since i was born,and now that i am getting old...i have never seen nor heard a more ph00lish question or seen a more ph00lish person like you....are you joking or you are for real

no..take her back you hear...n1ggah man..take her back since the s1lly love never clear from your eyes...if i were you,i will invite her to my place..tell her i have forgiven her,ask her to remove her clothes so we can mk love..lay her on the bed...take a good look at her naked body ..release a deep sigh and say these 7 word..''WEAR YOUR CLOTHES BACK COS YOU DISGUST ME''..i bet you..her conscience will def trouble her for the rest of her silly life....

BTW..WHERE YOU DEY EVEN MEET THESE KIND GIRLS??

the one question that bugs me each time NL men come her to tell tales of how a nigerian girl did whatever...

eduson33: Madam, abeg mix pepper soup and beans.add okporoko,one plantain and 3 kpomo.
Spray some stew on top jare.no time.!

you are such an irritating eediot..
Gosh!!!

stup1d rumour!!
May God punish everyone who wish him dead..
Sweet sweet Desmond!
No mind them wicked people o..
Your time never reach yet!!

KINGwax: [s]i've alwys undstod d fact dt u have a low IQ, i've tried to make dt simple enough, if you can't still get it, get a lawyer and sue me for making life so difficult for you! Slumbag![/s]

your initial reply to my post makes no sense..
The above also makes no sense..
And btw,I have noticed you already..
Stop trying too hard!