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RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by slimyem: 11:56pm On Jan 09, 2012
xynerise:
Nigerian men have d biggest dik (FACT) Wikipedia
how many d1cks have you seen so far??
RomanceRe: Ladies How Can You Help Upgrade/swag Up A/your Man? by slimyem: 11:52pm On Jan 09, 2012
sauer:
^^so? we are supposed to think you do nice makeovers? mtschew!
think whatever u want.
I dont care!
I only want the op to find a message in all that.ta!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by slimyem: 11:48pm On Jan 09, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=842635.msg9930797#msg9930797 date=1326148406]^^^
You need PROCOLD[/quote]no thanks.
I'll pass!
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Choke sef![/color]  kiss
did i hit something?
Doesnt hurt much.does it?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section Reconcilliation Forum. by slimyem: 11:36pm On Jan 09, 2012
errrm, don't think i'm owing anyone any apology for anything.
I carry peace around all the time. cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by slimyem: 11:31pm On Jan 09, 2012
nigerian men??
*coughs*
RomanceRe: Ladies How Can You Help Upgrade/swag Up A/your Man? by slimyem: 11:28pm On Jan 09, 2012
apocalypse:
What's with the swagger thing , didn't know men still date girls. Last time I checked boys were dating girls and men were dating ladies.
lol.i think 'swagger' in this contest means carriage and the air he carries around.
@op,there are ways you can pass your message without being insultive or bossy and without your partner feeling like you are taking over his life.
This is where subtleness and diplomacy comes in.employ them!
My very stylish uncle got married a few years ago to a rough,carefree lady.her dress sense was so not it,her hair was always short,rough braids with roblins,she never wore make-up of any kind-no pwder,no lip-gloss,nothing!she was a no-handbag person.she was no where near qualifying as a lady but as soon as she joined the family,the teasing(lovingly) began.we nieces bought her stuff and made her wear them.we banned her from wearing roblins on her hair,made her carry handbags and wear light make-up.
We made her understand we are on a mission to transform 'our wife' into a queen.
Its been seven yrs and now,she a power-dresser!
Need i say more??
RomanceRe: Torn Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea:what Do I Do? by slimyem: 12:00am On Jan 09, 2012
op,i aint gon tell you nothing.
You gotta weigh the consequences of whichever choice you decide to make and pick the one you'd deal better with.
I don't envy you right now.goodluck!
RomanceRe: At What Age Should A Woman Really Think About Having Kids? by slimyem: 11:52pm On Jan 08, 2012
i so want kids right now but the time is just so right.
I'm gon wait a little more.
25-35 feels right to have all your kids and get back into shape.
I'd be done having kids by the time i clock 35(if God wills it).i promise myself!
RomanceRe: Unmarried Ladies Out There: Do You Want To Get Married? by slimyem: 11:37pm On Jan 08, 2012
i just mistakenly saw this buh i'll answer without mistake.
Yes,i want to.sometime soon!!
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious by slimyem: 11:32pm On Jan 08, 2012
this is so hilarious that my face remained expressionless thru the 15 seconds of reading this, cheesy
extremely hilarious shite!!
FamilyRe: Are you feeling angry right now? Let-off steam here! by slimyem: 10:52pm On Jan 07, 2012
am i angry?
Hell No!!
Do i have any reason to be angry right now?
Yeah.many!
But life's too sweet to be bitter.i always let all go as soon as it comes in.
RomanceRe: The Unforeseen Romantic Tragedy by slimyem: 9:59pm On Jan 07, 2012
Orikinla:
The unforeseen romantic tragedy.

She was already engaged to be married to a man who thought he was lucky to have found such a young woman as his fiancée. But she was sleeping around with other men.
What an unforeseen romantic tragedy.
so what??
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 7:54pm On Jan 07, 2012
^^isnt it obvious i'm daring you already?
Enough of flexing muscles.get on with it!
RomanceRe: Learn Dont Trust A Lady Unless: by slimyem: 7:11pm On Jan 07, 2012
pato405:
@OP: welcome to the club!

I have read two similar stories on this section within the space of 5minutes.

see this also for reference : https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-803617.32.html

I'm tempted to share mine but I won't because if I drop it like bomb, NLand will shut down completely! My position is that Nigerian ladies are NOT WORTH IT! they are just spineless B.I.T.C.H.E.S.

I wonder where Karma has gone to. it should just come and pitch it's tent among 9ja ladies. they are ALL cheats. greedy BASTARDS, wouldn't zip up. NEVER u EVER trust a Nigerian girl. N-E-V-E-R i repeat N-E-V-E-R!!!!!!!!
awww, this bobo don suffer!
Don't go around with this attitude.bitterness poisons the people around you.
Pele ehn.shit happens!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 3:44pm On Jan 07, 2012
^^try me.
I'd surprise you!
RomanceRe: In Love With An Heir.Is Love This Blind? by slimyem: 3:31pm On Jan 07, 2012
oh well,
RomanceRe: Anytime I Propose Love To A Woman. . . by slimyem: 3:28pm On Jan 07, 2012
whoever is taking this little d1ck serious??
RomanceRe: Bros, How Far Thread! Meant For Guys Only by slimyem: 2:58pm On Jan 07, 2012
hehehe.
How far thread indeed!
Lemme get my revolving chair,sit in a corner and watch while sipping some soft.lets hope i dont sleep off watching this, wink cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Does He Want To by slimyem: 12:04pm On Jan 07, 2012
what if your friend just enjoys talking to you??
He/she might not necessarily be interested you know?
Just do what friends do -be good company,listen and smile when you need to and lets others things play out on its own.
RomanceRe: The Era Of The Hot Moms by slimyem: 11:58am On Jan 07, 2012
even though hot moms are not so all over the place,there are a few who stand out like you said but i promise you a man who will cheat,will cheat even if he has the beyonces and nikkys of this world as his wife.
FoodRe: How Do You Think Is The Best Way To Drink Garri? by slimyem: 1:26pm On Jan 06, 2012
i love my garri with milk.
Then i accompany it with smoked fish,raw pepper,and salt.
The taste and feeling is indescribable!
RomanceRe: Can We Remain Friends? by slimyem: 4:37pm On Jan 05, 2012
apocalypse:
Yup , I don't how someone can assault another when they are in the wrong
oh well, people do stuff for diferent reasons.
Sometimes,its just better not to wonder what their reasons for it are,
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Hate To Date Fat And Busty Girls. by slimyem: 4:31pm On Jan 05, 2012
now,this topic is news!
As far as i know,different men have different choices for gurls sowhere is this from?
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Boyfriend Is A Despoiler? by slimyem: 4:24pm On Jan 05, 2012
a r.apist/despoiler does not in any way qualify as a human being IMO so as soon as i find out,i walk no matter what!!
RomanceRe: Can We Remain Friends? by slimyem: 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2012
[quote author=apocalypse link=topic=837319.msg9901202#msg9901202 date=1325775716][/quote]dis for real?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies Karma Exist. by slimyem: 4:02pm On Jan 05, 2012
yeah!
Just like my peeps would say pasan tan fi na iyaale,on be lori aja iyawo-the rod used to beat the senior wife is on the junior wife's roof. grin grin.
There's no disputing it!

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