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Jokes EtcRe: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by slimyem: 10:24pm On Jan 15, 2012
this is obviously a joke albeit a lame one.
Free the op joooooor
RomanceRe: My Elder Sister's Boyfriend Is Eyeing Me! What Should I Do? by slimyem: 10:16pm On Jan 15, 2012
she'd be doing her sister a big favour if she lets her know the kind of person she's getting with.
The fact that she has had lots of dissapointments is enough to save her from another looming one.
RomanceRe: Which Love Song Fit Your Relationship Right Now? (you And Your Partner Song) by slimyem: 9:39pm On Jan 15, 2012
stuck on you-lionel richie
RomanceRe: Valentines Day Instruction Manual For Players Who Joggle Multiple Women. by slimyem: 9:28pm On Jan 15, 2012
BULLSHIT!!!
Jokes EtcRe: I am by slimyem: 9:22pm On Jan 15, 2012
BULLSHIT!!
RomanceRe: LADIES A COOLER VERSION OF HOW TO ATTRACT YOUR MAN. WAYS TO LET HIM STAY! by slimyem: 9:17pm On Jan 15, 2012
^^agree.infact,its in High Definition!!
RomanceRe: Women? Y Do U Spend So Much Time And Money On Your Looks? by slimyem: 5:50pm On Jan 12, 2012
sauer:
No you aint. All I see is  huh
all you see is what?
C'mon,dont be scared of me.Get the cat off your tongue and shoot.![quote author=9ja-ninja link=topic=843377.msg9950561#msg9950561 date=1326386768]better looking people are more favored. so yea i'll spend money on haircuts and foundation, its like an investment.[/quote]strongly agree!!
RomanceRe: Getting Married In A Couple Of Weeks, And Discovered Hubby Is A Fraud! by slimyem: 12:16am On Jan 12, 2012
i think you should ask him what that is all about.i also think you should flee!!
Chances are your marriage to him is probably going to be a fraud too.goodluck!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 12:05am On Jan 12, 2012
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=833880.msg9944460#msg9944460 date=1326309552]Ooops!! Sowie dear, excuse my ignorance. (jst dat most of the threadz dat i see u in, u're alwayz fytin 1 person or the other)[/quote]oh well,we've only met on three or four threads and this is making the fourth or fifth.that's not enough to judge me by.is it?
Wowww. . . It's quite touchin to see u change your signature jst to pls me. . . Fnx 4 honorin me!!!
i was meaning to change it b4 .it just wasnt top my NL priority.you spurred it.
You can have the honour though.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 11:56pm On Jan 11, 2012
Scash:
this thread is making me discombobulated
that's the idea babe! wink
toba:
Pathetic
unnecessary!!
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime To Keep In Touch With Your Ex? by slimyem: 11:51pm On Jan 11, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=844107.msg9945275#msg9945275 date=1326317473]I rhink you should ask yourself if you would be comfortable if she and her ex becomes buddies[/quote]thread locked!!!
RomanceRe: Effects Of Alcohol On A Relationship by slimyem: 7:24pm On Jan 11, 2012
tsk tsk~
RomanceRe: How To Get Back With Your Ex Boyfriend? by slimyem: 5:50pm On Jan 11, 2012
why would i want to go back to my shite??
RomanceRe: Women? Y Do U Spend So Much Time And Money On Your Looks? by slimyem: 5:47pm On Jan 11, 2012
sauer:
^^okay then.
Talk about the "more". Are you actually that intelligent? undecided
aint i transparent enough for you to make your deductions??[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=843377.msg9941509#msg9941509 date=1326284381]slimyem (f), sweeery u look beauriful. can I kiss u? wink[/quote]yeah baby,my as.s would be glad to have your lips on it,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 1:34pm On Jan 11, 2012
i often get into fights?
Now,thats news!
I can count the no.of times and handles i've had a headlog with here on NL on my fingers.
I'm naturally peace-loving.trust me!
However,i dont dig your  options of motivationals right now.
I'd change my siggy into something much more factual and alertive rightaway just for you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Chat Mate(female)needed With Benefits by slimyem: 1:22pm On Jan 11, 2012
Haha!!
RomanceRe: Women? Y Do U Spend So Much Time And Money On Your Looks? by slimyem: 1:15pm On Jan 11, 2012
sauer:
If that really is what makes you both "comfortable and confident" then you really need to watch it!
there's more but that sure is a factor affecting PHYSICAL comfort and confidence.
RomanceRe: Delayed Virginity Causes Infertility. by slimyem: 12:52am On Jan 11, 2012
that's a big lie from the pits of hell!!
RomanceRe: Breaking News: Nigeria Girlfriends Association Has Removed Subsidy by slimyem: 12:51am On Jan 11, 2012
*yawns and goes back to sleep*
RomanceRe: Guys, How Would You React If Your Woman/wife Had Body Reductions? by slimyem: 12:46am On Jan 11, 2012
shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Women? Y Do U Spend So Much Time And Money On Your Looks? by slimyem: 12:42am On Jan 11, 2012
so as to appear comfortable and confident at the end of it all.
Why is it your business anyways?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 12:35am On Jan 11, 2012
sauer:
grin grin grin grin grin
you dont want me talking now, do you?
of course,i do!
That's how you are supposed to make a point here, dont you think?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 12:32am On Jan 11, 2012
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=833880.msg9932270#msg9932270 date=1326177010]''if i say sumtin dat offends u, let me knw, so dat i cn do it again later''.
It's a NEW year. Me finks, it's high tym sum1 gets a NEW orientation. . . .[/quote]i seem to be dis-oriented right now.how about you do the orientation??
toba:
what point are u trying to make at this particular time in point?

Are u pointing me to fact that u are no longer interested in me at this point? shocked
i dont remember ever making a point of being interested in you at any point so i really do not get what you are pointing at.explain perhaps?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 12:42am On Jan 10, 2012
toba:
the point i was pointing to at that particular time in point is that boyz no dey smile cos Jonathan no make pple smile ooooo at this particular point


grin
that point is a point that is being trashed hopefully and pointfully on the streets of the country and not in this thread.
Pls dont occupy the thread with those points. cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 12:38am On Jan 10, 2012
sauer:
wait until u get banned! I'll get you. . . angry angry angry angry
what will i be banned for?
Who will be the banner?
How long will the banning last?
I'm still waiting for you to come get me btw,
RomanceRe: Pissed Off Ex by slimyem: 12:28am On Jan 10, 2012
oh well,although i think a man could ask his woman for money if he truly needs it and she has it to give but 3 mths is too early in the relationship to give that kind of money to a boyfriend.
He could have sought eleswhere for it.
What if he wasnt dating you?
and why should he even be pissed.
Its your money and you have every right to spend it as you please.go girl!
RomanceRe: Will You Ever Consider Getting Married To A White Partner by slimyem: 12:15am On Jan 10, 2012
NO!
Fair-skinned men have never appealed to me and probably wont ever!
RomanceRe: If You Are Not In A Relationship, Why Not? by slimyem: 12:06am On Jan 10, 2012
freecocoa:
I'm in a relationship with jesus,does that count or am I single?
typical excuse!!
RomanceRe: Our Long Lost Luv.the One That Got Away. by slimyem: 12:03am On Jan 10, 2012
none so far!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by slimyem: 12:01am On Jan 10, 2012
sexkillz:
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The only thing you hit was my left arse. . . And NO! It did not hurt! grin[/size][/font][/color]
two people never lose a lie!

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