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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr.

You think bombing is easy?

Let me tell you a secret niggarrr

Bombing is the most difficult job on planet earth
Do you know what it means to acquire tools and format?
Do you know what it means to hypnotize human?
Do you know what it means to stay awake all night?
Do you know what it means for azaman to come up with stories that the money has not been confirmed

Goodmorninig bro. I have been messaging you for sometime now but you hardly reply my messages

LesbianBoy:
Kuku stay your papa house! Rubbish!

Many go old for house if them follow all this yeye rules. No be only for mouth or them dey talk am o. Aunty dey wait till you reach menopause

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

As a real niggarrr
Gone are those days!!!
My first salary in one national integrated power projects in Edo state under some expatriate ( maylasian, Thailand and Pakistani) was thirty thousand naira then.

But now i don't do salary shit

Now i just keep on bombing with my updated tools and format while changing my internet protocol from static to dynamic

Hey bro. Goodmorninig. Can I get your WhatsApp contact. Thanks in anticipation

kay29000:
Damn! Look at that burnt body in the 3rd and 4th pics. What a horrible way to die.

All everyone could offer was to take pictures to display online instead of doing the needful. I weep for Nigeria

Offpoint:
Junior officer abandon his duty and then take up the duty of a Journalist...

While senior officer is 200 yard away from the scene taking selfies...

Isn't Nigeria a wonderful Country?

R.I.P to the departed. They should reincarnate in far away China or rather come back as a Dove in the West, than ever coming to This hellhole.

We never wished to be birth in this shit hole country, but it's already done. We should try our best in rewarding our kids in the future a comforting environment to explore than this shithole of a country

EgusiShankly:
I noticed some of this black English players bleach ...e.g Theo Walcott.. he wasn't like that at arsenal

The dude is biracial. Why would he think of bleaching is skin

pacespot:
Nigerians should stay put in their country. If you can survive Nigeria to raise enough money to travel to USA, then you don't need to leave Nigeria.

Yeah raising the money is not the issue. How fast can that money yield profit for you. For example you indulge into � with it. The rewards are not encouraging compare to someone who visited a civilize country. I don't know if you grab my explanation. Well blame your corrupt administration

DrRasheed:
Evening n\landers...


Just now i'm trying to transfer 15k to my little bro via mobile banking, due to network complications (thanks to glo) i ended up with that sum in my mtn line.

Any idea on how to get back my money pls ?

Download zoranga app from play store. They will charge you for some money regarding to how much you want to covert. It's quite much but you've no choice if you really want some part of your money

Tarabye:
Mark my words Chelsea is loosing this game

Bad belle. We go win abeg jorr

uninspired07:
No matter his level of disability, as long as he has money, he can marry 3 wives at the same time in this Nigeria.

Yes even if he has money. But some family are not after money if this will be the case. Can you marry a midget, pygmy or a deaf and dumb person because of the love of money. Always reason before you type trash

seniormallam:
Buying food for her everyday inside school......... I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri......... Promise land I no reach, liver to toast I no get....... Her yellow pawpaw skin is what switched off my brain...... She fresh die, after graduation we went to our different base, she started accusing me for not letting her enjoy her life in school......... I didn't give her space & I didn't say what I want.

Na your comment be the worse amongst all. O boy Y u dey dull

landmark86:
Paying her house rent of 120k.
But was shocked the day I went there and saw anoda nigga fvcking her in that same apartment. Then I no say I be MUMU

You funny pieces. Oh my God. ��

Lukebryan2sure:
Mama call me say chinedu is balling
what are doing sorry you are dulling
4 years in lasu is yielding nothing
Bella get that money

When u listen to these kind of music lines
What do u think comes to the minds of these young fellas get the money at all course
Our music content needs to be really worked
Its driving these young fellas into crime..

Honestly it's. But who'd stand and speak on behalf of every teeming youth

CaptainMeks:
USA lied in their propaganda that Christians were being targeted by Muslims in Nigeria but just today here is an attack against Christians in USA and it is not the first.

Mass shootings in USA has become a daily occurrence yet same USA claims Africa is not safe.

Records show that USA has the highest number of mass killings but it is Nigeria or Africa that is not safe.

Okay o

It is high time Africa countries began issuing travel warnings to her citizens against going to USA

You'll even be the first to go even after adhering to the warnings. USA �� is a must

ursullalinda:
What kind of mother is she? Evil @ it's peak

Before I thought it's only young boys are desperate to make fast money. I don't know that even their mother are the ones teaching them this barbaric and devilish act.

majamajic:
still wondering how 2 very dark parents gave birth to 3 very fair girls

sorry I don't waste my congrats on celebraties weddings

Examine their knuckles. The truth is in there. But well. That doesn't matter. My father youngest brother is dark. He married a dark woman, but their kids are very light as I am. Because we are mostly fair in our family

Shugargal:
Most women are bisexual in nature, just forget the pretence. if the lady is beautiful, just forget it. I Don wine am finish.it will pain the guy because he will be expecting me to be mad but I will disappoint him by changing the topic. I can't kill myself.. lol.

Aunty just admit you're into woman. Which one be you go bleep her. Na una type dey carry men take do cover.

BeStroNG:
Not hating but there's nothing special about her child. Not as if she gave birth to Jesus Christ.

Jayce or whatever his name is is just like every other child delivered from women toto.

The mother made the child special. So if you also want all this attention. Try to walk your way to the limelight. Your child will receive all the admiration also. Shikina

[quote author= post=85287506]Shameless commentator.
Look at how she took the matter very seriously.

Fraud and crime is now a normal thing to some lazy youths of this country......both boys and girls.
They have been so used to the fraudulent money they were making years back that all of them are not ready to work anymore.

No wonder they hate the President and the country.
To all criminals and fraudsters reading this,
You better change before it is too late for you.
The blood of All the people that committed suicide after you fraudulently took their live savings will cry out on you all very soon.

Criminals![/quote]Lol, u funny piece. But if the govt no do the needful. Milord crime must continue. No doubt

tsdarkside:
did you eat a dictionary....??

I no understand?

kaycee125:
This is beautiful, Insha Allah by this time next year I will have one to my name.

Amen. Una two sef na name sake. I say a big prayer to your dream✌️

tsdarkside:
i never heared that word before.... proofread....

Lol..use your dictionary sir.

tsdarkside:
what do you know what he played....??
i have the feelin,he didnt tell the ol story....

I'm unable to comprehend what you wrote. Pls proofread

Untainted007:
This ur story looks like a neighbour who stayed in one of the flats in a compound I was staying in Ilorin then, the said lady has decided to marry the naija guy, wedding date was closed by until the abroad guy returned. Women will always be women, the lady lied to Naija bobo that one of her uncle returned back to Naija cos of their wedding. To cut the long story short, babe told her Naija maga that her uncle will help them process their visa to abroad. Later on, abroad guy processed only the lady's didn't do the maga's own. Few days to wedding, babe eloped to US wit her abroad guy which was later known to Naija guy that he's not am uncle but a smarter dude. So fear ladies of now adays; dn't bliv wotever they tell u to be true 100% all time.

She's a kid. What's stopping her from telling the dude that she can't continue with the marriage instead of this childish way of doing so. The dude will only be angry but will get over it soon. But she leaving him this way sound really childish and unwelcome. If the dude is super rich. He can manipulate her life by going extra miles in playing a dreadful revenge on her

1mrprolific7:
Thank you all nairalanders for a quite interesting 2019 year. 

I want to use this medium to announce a drop in participation in Nairaland as from year 2020.

If you wake up to log in to NL to learn about the bad news about the country or for tribal masochism, and spend the next 1 hour on facebook or twitter looking at the latest news or trends, then spend another 1 hour on whatsapp looking at peoples' status and personal lifestyle, then spend the evenings to go watch how Chelsea should win or how Barcelona should fail...then keep logging off and on NL to see how many likes or mentions you have had...

then I put it to you that if you continue this trend for the next 2-3 years, especially if you are a youth that has a bright future ahead, the likelihood that you'll end up as a failure in life is high.

If you put all the minutes you spend on unproductive things online, it's enough to find a bearing for your life and loved ones even in the midst of the hardship all around.

You've copied and paste this stuff for some time now.. We have heard you. Bye bye

[quote author= post=85255763]Grow up Sean and start making money!
Stop chasing likes and shares on Nairaland.
Another year, another opportunity for you o.

Enough said![/quote]How much have you made. Its just for fun. Don't be too serious. There's always time for everything

FunkyAlhaji2015:
I wonder what this littleman would do if he had Zuckerberg's money or even Dangote's money.


I'm sure he would have killed himself by now

Is it your money. He's work for it..so allow him do whatever he wants

24kmagic:
Congratulations to her.
I don't mean to sound heartless but I cannot tolerate two years of childlessness in marriage.

If after two years you don't give me a child, I will get someone else to give me while I bring him/her home for you to train.

One of the major reasons why I will ever get married is because I want children, so why will I be with a woman who can't give me that for more than two years?

Even in my relationship. If I have unprotected sex with you at least ten times in a month and and you don't take in, I will start doubting your fertility.

I don't wish childlessness in marriage for even my worst enemy cos I know I can't take it.

No offense biko

At times the fault could be from you. Or it's advisable that you both visit a doctor for checkup and if the problem persist. You can seek for help elsewhere as you've concluded . It's simple. I have seen a man who didn't knew he was sterile. He thought he was the father of a child forcefully place on him by a woman he was secretly dating, she did it because she knew that he needs a child badly and he was wealthy as well . He rejected it at first but since the result at the clinic shows that he's infertile. He went for a dna to test the paternity and it didn't go well for him. Don't blame an innocent woman. Infection as well can hider you from doing your manly duty

potent5:
If mommies are the best, what happens to the fathers?

Fool. This picture vividly shows that the man was trying to expatiate something to the public and he'd to touch her through the process. You gullible fellows are thinking otherwise

koonbey:
Biology determines how many children you'll have.

Inasmuch as you should trust God to determine your life, God has also given us intellect to ensure that we can take decisions of our own. You don't go eating trash food and saying God is the one who determines who becomes ill... You take precautions to ensure that you get the kind of health you want.

Very much correct sir.

vicky6:
juice wurld??

No the dude is Nigeria American singer.

Beautyaddy:
That's not true.

Davido's son cannot become a UK Citizen just by birth on UK soil. One of his parents have to already be a UK Citizen before his birth.

Thanks for the correction bro.