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Medianna:
Around 2004, many people in primary 5 should be 11, 12 of age. And don't forget he was taken back to nur 3 instead of pri 2 or 3

Omo...That guy should just pick any date or continue using the one he used in his WAEC certificate instead of currently chasing shadows because all he can get now is mere assumptions and estimate...

EbukaHades10:
Be like we share he same mind.

If you jam me for street, tell me say you dey stranded for street, I fit no reason you but just tell me say you dey hungry. I no go even think am two times.

Yesterday for Oshodi, one nigga come meet me say make I buy am food, I be wan give am money but he say make I give the money to the food seller as he go use the money buy another thing if I give am.

Asin ehh, Things hard bro and nobi everyday guyman dey beg for wetin to eat...

It cannot be 9 years...My 9year old cousin is already in primary 5 with very sharp retentive memory, me myself can recall what happen to me at the age of 4...

So I'm guessing your date of birth should be around. 1995-1996

This guy with multiple monikers and fake unending stories...!! Everything dey happen to you

She just wants to mark her territory and monopolize his gbola...

Attention please...Do not try this prank in any South Eastern state, I repeat do not engage!!

This one wants to use this medium to gain cheap popularity and possibly cash out, more reason he is known as FFK (Food For Kayode)...

dollytino4real:
u don jon body with u abi, if him collect wotowoto u too go collect

I'm the law, I'm the military, I'm the intellectual, I'm the agbero...So who wan give me wotowoto should raise his/her hands up...

No hands...!!

Why won't women be more in a labor market when the percentage of Simping men that would do anything for kpekus is very high...

Take 5 pretty girls with nice boobs, curvy ass
but without sense and 5 intelligent guys for the same interview...They will end up enploying the 5 girls and one of the guys...This is reality

Preciousgirl:
Shockingly my ex is asking me for money to record music

Knowing that we broke up years ago and me.being married

Is it proper that I give him?

Thanks

Can you be working in a Zenith bank and be receiving salary form UBA bank...?? Your guess is as good as mine...

Unless you are his biggest fan and have money for bonanza...

dollytino4real:
my goodness u don com o

Answer his question and help a brother in need, life is too short...

Like I said before... Anything to chop Tinubu's Drug money is a welcome development

jamace:
Is everything about Tinubu not stolen, including name?

Lol exactly, you are right bro... Now I get

Name, age, quality, mandate, money and every other thing you can think of is stolen

faithfull18:
So, I am reading comments here from men saying they are doing a woman a favour marrying her and I laugh.

The comments are long and I really don't want to quote anybody.

Ladies, a man should go all out for you, even the men in the Bible did. Little details matter. @OP, but for the distance, I wish you guys were in the same Physical location maybe it could have turned out differently. What would it have cost him to apologise? Does it make him less manly. I doubt the guy was fully committed to marrying you. Guys want good marriages as well as ladies. Nobody is doing anybody a favour marrying anybody if you are a quality person.

As a lady, na them go dey rush you, they just may not be the type of people you want to be in a livelong relationship with due to career, lifestyle, convictions, age, location and a host of other reasons. That's where these men get it wrong, men aren't scarce as they paint it here.

Good, quality, responsible, disciplined and truly godly men are the hard to find ones.

Men ain't scarce Yes, but Men readily available for marriage are scarce...

Your Dad complained, your Mum complained, your Aunt complained, but you that was about getting married didn't complained for once, everything was just external forces...

This goes to show that perhaps your members wants someone that would lick there ass because he's getting married to their daughter...

How was he rude to your Dad, I'm sure you didn't ask...

What reservations does your mum have about him, You didn't bothered to collect such info...

Your Aunt was waiting for accolades from the guy for taking her niece shopping but got disappointed and you jumped into conclusions...

Well, I guess that guy must have seen one or two red flags from your entitled family members and decided to back off, or do you think he hasn't told his people as well and gotten enough support??

Move on...

kayperry:
BAT took a picture with a nigeria daily's in London and some dumbos are digging 6feets to find the name to do what ? exactly

it was obvious it was a photoshoot just pose for the camera.

For someone in London can he get a fresh morning nigerian daily's even if he wanted to,

Did Tinubu lie or state anywhere in the picture he his holding a particular date paper that turns out to be false. so what the fuss

Whether he held a today paper or a old newspaper what difference would it have made for a photoshoot.

TBH obedient are getting dumber by the day, from one baseless propagandas to another bunch of amateurs.

Kunle rest...That pics was taken January 23, The internet never forgets!!

Chenult:
How?

You dey ask how?? Them no dey telli person because man is not a story teller!!

Underline the verb "STRONG MIND"

See you see Rituals...

pansophist:
Misplaced empathy. Typically women will make themselves victims to garner sympathy from weaklings, and to you, that's enough to unleash violence on a man you haven't heard his own version. Why did even you assume you can beat him or that she was right?

As a superman that you are, why do you need allies to beat a stranger? Go and do it alone na. Only an idiot will recruit others to fight a nairalander battle, and also a bigger idiot will accept to be recruited in fighting a battle that he doesn't benefits from.

Nigerian men may be malians, womanizers or gamblers, but one thing they do well is to not fight a battle that they have nothing to gain and everything to loose. Walahi if you de beside me de talk this nonsense, I found arrange you.

The last paragraph tho... I swear the guy misyarn for here

A very finished Simple Man... Men have been receiving this kinda treatment where a lady will scatter his properties but you said nothing, just one case you want to mobilize and beat him...

This are the kinda people that would do anything just because someone with pussy is involved...

Infact, let them fix a fight between you and that guy, I swear if e no beat craze X shege comot from your body ehh, come collect 50K

Dreynox:
Na Mumu Dey Vote BAT and SHIT

BAT wants to lead Nigeria blindly.

SHITTIMA wants to make sure Nigeria remains a Shithole.


Thank God BAT is blind, he will not SEE Aso Rock, and SHIT will be flushed away.

StrongAlphMale:
Damn!!
Honourable comrade, you must be speaking from experience

Omo...that was then oO Year 2019, the worst part was that kayamata wasn't involved, I was just blinded by big ynash and big boobs...

StrongAlphMale:
I no even get her time again after the order part because that one fit go dey find mat ice or KFC chicken store wey she go order from. Na confirm werey be that

Lol...at that point hunger go wire her bdat since she wan chop a plate 4k5

purehustle101:
Had the same experience in the east two weeks ago. I had to give her 500 just to let me be. Very fine lady with killer curves telling me bunch of stories on how she became stranded and hungry after seeing how I pulled up with my sweet ride. Wasn't Hot then na luck she get I for carry her go bang sense commot for her brain.

Lemme tell you something, this type isn't hungry, the target was to draw you closer to themselves, before you know it, kayamata don cover thinking faculty and you will stand a chance to become the next unopposed "President of Simps" South East Chapter...

StrongAlphMale:
Buying food wasn't the issue but the order part.

Which one is she can order while I pay for it? As per what? That was a total turn off and entitlement mentality.

Yea, I get...perhaps she used wrong choice of words

Personally, I would have asked her oya what do you want to order lemme see if she will order what her father only eat during occasions...

Well...Belle nobi show glass and one thing I normally fall for is when a stranger boldly walk up to me that I should buy him/her food... because I know what it means of not having what to eat.

I would have helped her If I'm in your shoes...

One thing about Tinubu I don't understand is that he knows how and when to steal the show... Now everybody is talking about him

debbian:
Hi guys.

So, this is my first official post here. I recently bought a laptop & some devices from my male friend who is a "Nairalander" (funny name though).

He suggested I sign in and join this space (at least I may get more potential customers)...

So, here I am.

Older Nairalanders (lol), what should I expect? Cos I almost used my unedited pictures but the scary reviews I got from a google search on Nairaland made me do a little censoring.

Anyway, I have spent the better part of one hour trying to navigate the site. Lots & lots of topics. I will sha try to contribute.

Also, buy my market.

Okay, at the bolded, since you've asked, just be on look out for the slogan "All girls are useless" and entitled leeches...

I hope you don't give useless opinion on topics, cos they will so drag you like small tiger gen...

Crazychris:
this is not attention seeking bro it's real. My dick has finally put me inside trouble

You said you have got money naw, so insurance covers you...let her have the baby then, na small thing...

Hehehehe...Make we dey see naw

Buckeyemedia1:
Only the unwise mock a general preparing for war, you are still infant minded.

When I saw the picture with the Chaugorys and Simone Volpi having dinner in Paris with Bola Tinubu, sad but the fact, I knew the race was over.

So Chaugorys and Simone Volpi has voters card and they worth 10million votes each right...