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Romance › Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by SmellingAnus(m): 6:15pm On Apr 02, 2017
Smelling anus with smelling poo lipsrsealed.. anyway, just feeling naughty tonight... grin

The guy felt embarrassed but I don't think it was enough reason for him to back off if he really had genuine intentions towards you... It was simply the call of nature...
Politics › Re: Dog Dies Fighting Suicide Bomber At Maiduguri Wedding Party by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On Apr 02, 2017
princechurchill:
If you must lie be brief...
Mafian Manager... V.
Politics › Re: Dog Dies Fighting Suicide Bomber At Maiduguri Wedding Party by SmellingAnus(m):
If it's true, I think I May consider having a dog as a pet and friend grin
Romance › Re: See Photos of Teenager Who Auctioned Her Virginity To A Businessman For £2.3m by SmellingAnus(m): 2:54pm On Apr 02, 2017
Jodha:
.. What I meant was that... I'm from the same state.. As yhu.. Lolzz..
really... I see... Nice... It's that you on your dp? You stay in ph, yenagoa, Lagos or Abuja?
Romance › Re: See Photos of Teenager Who Auctioned Her Virginity To A Businessman For £2.3m by SmellingAnus(m): 6:52am On Apr 02, 2017
Jodha:
Lol.. I'm just coming from ban grin grin... A female mod.. Unjustly banned me just because I said "igbo girls like money" undecided

I've been good.. Yhu?

Hope yhu understand what I meant now? grin
oh sorry for that.... This my moniker has never been banned before... By the way , been good too... But you should know I still don't understand what you meant then grin ... Tell me the truth... Are you the one on your dp?
Romance › Re: See Photos of Teenager Who Auctioned Her Virginity To A Businessman For £2.3m by SmellingAnus(m): 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2017
Jodha:
Chinekah eh... grin grin grin

Anyways wetin consign me.. Her virginity.. Her problem..

She should make sure she sell her womb too.. To the highest bidder..
had to check my previous post to look for you this lady that told me that we are siblings from different womb grin... How have you been?
Romance › Re: Is It A Shame For A White Girl To Love Black Penîs Only ? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


I better shut my mouth tongue lipsrsealed
hahahahha lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Is It A Shame For A White Girl To Love Black Penîs Only ? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:27pm On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Cc SmellingAnus
hahahah it's not a shame boo... Infact it should be the top fantasy of white babes to be drilled by a huge black lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Should My Elder cousin Brother Ditch Her And Run For His Life? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:19pm On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


I wonder what SmellingAnus ' thought about this...
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: He Finally Asked The Question And I Said A Big Yes (April Fool). by SmellingAnus(m): 12:51pm On Apr 01, 2017
optional1:
lolz

how you deyhuh
Lol... My darling, why the sad look?

Ok chop kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: I Do Not Know What Is Happening To Our Relationships And I Am So Confused.. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:19pm On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Hahahahahahahah....That's good boo..let's find ways to know her. U cud be her HERO, saving this broken hearted girl... grin
grin grin cheesy cool cool cool grin
Romance › Re: I Do Not Know What Is Happening To Our Relationships And I Am So Confused.. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55am On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
She said she's ASIAN boo... grin
In her story, she's the type of a girl that every man's dream..she's very submissive in her relationship but still her man has no satisfaction embarassed
she is not every man's dream... She is "MY DREAM WOMAN"... SHE IS THE DREAM WOMAN FOR PP kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: “I Need A Guy Who Can Lick Me And My Anus Before Sex” – This Lady Says by SmellingAnus(m): 8:51am On Apr 01, 2017
unclezuma:
That's true and a good percentage of the people condemning what she'd said are into such weird business...
Spot on... You are very right...
Romance › Re: I Do Not Know What Is Happening To Our Relationships And I Am So Confused.. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:26am On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


ASIAN eeehn?


If I were u, u better leave his ass...u do not deserved this kind of treatment. Do not wait until u both lose respect for each other and don't wait till he physically abuse u...


Lemme call my bestfriEnd SMELLINGANUS to give u more specific advice grin wink
Boo you only invited me here to wish I had someone like her and also wish I could also be there for her most times she needs me... There is no way I will not treat this type as a Queen and I will give her my mumu button... I thought I was here to advise but I ended up feeling somehow for not having someone like her where we could both be fools to each other... Infact, I will safely give her my password, atm pin and anything that is suppose to be secret.... Infact she will be my next of Kin... grin Lol... But I am serious... It's so easy to have my mumu button but so difficult to know that what matters to me more it's the little things...
Romance › Re: “I Need A Guy Who Can Lick Me And My Anus Before Sex” – This Lady Says by SmellingAnus(m): 8:14am On Apr 01, 2017
unclezuma:
grin grin grin grin



https://i.imgur.com/ATXUtJD.gif
hahahhaha it's her choice oh... Whatever rocks her boat...
Romance › Re: He Finally Asked The Question And I Said A Big Yes (April Fool). by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09am On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
SmellingAnus cumman down hia...


Na ur bobo is getting married soon.. grin grin grin
So my kweshun be this, when we wiIl witness yours? grin tongue
it's April fool Boo tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin On Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal: "What God Told Me" by SmellingAnus(m): 8:47pm On Mar 31, 2017
Yes I agree with you Pastor... Apostle Suleman is very innocent in this matter...
Romance › Re: Just Asking by SmellingAnus(m): 4:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
Honestly, I am not good in stuffs like this but I have an open heart to try this on a cool romantic day with high expectation of lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Do Introverts Hate Themselves? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:26pm On Mar 31, 2017
I am one and I love myself... Infact introverts love themselves more than extroverts grin... I love myself so much that the best company to have is myself cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Reason Why You Should Marry On Time by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02am On Mar 31, 2017
Op is right, however, the realities on ground makes it almost impossible for most guys from Nigeria within that age bracket to get married...
Romance › Re: If Your Mum Tells You To Sit,as A Man&your Wife Said,honey Lets Go.what W by SmellingAnus(m): 2:37am On Mar 31, 2017
A wise woman buildeth her home but the foolish woman destroyeth it with her own hands... ( na Bible talk am) by the way, even if the man is so foolish enough to want to obey his wife, the woman should act wiser and tell him that they should all stay with his mum since she still wants him to stay... Through that wise decision, she has also helped her husband from unnecessary rift with his mum or wife... Through that action, she MAY be more accepted by her in-laws.... Etc
Romance › Re: "Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket" Are You For Or Against? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:36pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ineedinfo:
Lol. who knows? Me too...you totally understood my view on this. This situations only comes out of bad situations.
yea and I am happy I did... Anyway, will miss you... cool
Romance › Re: "Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket" Are You For Or Against? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:21pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ineedinfo:
Aww...thanks. Well, I enjoyed the conversation too. Lol! I said to tell the partner so as to eliminate terming it "cheating." If he knows what's about to happen and wasn't bothered, then it won't be used against the lady. A man that still wants his woman, would define "things" at this stage at least. That will determine what she does next.
Uhm... can't even remember my bbm, I hardly ever use it... Thanks though for asking.
I get you... Seems it's an open relationship, both parties are free to act as they deem fit even if it means withholding information... No p dear.... At least I enjoyed the conversation.... We may bump into each other another time, it's just that I am poor at remembering monikers but not the conversation grin
Romance › Re: She Has Been Begging To Be My Girlfriend by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On Mar 29, 2017
eitsei:
guys just need to learn it's not every girl that comes your way you try to date, we should be honest sometimes
you are right bro cool cool cool
Romance › Re: "Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket" Are You For Or Against? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:45pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ineedinfo:
Lol. I'm flattered, thank you. However, I'm not sure whether, we 've communicated before or not, maybe not on this moniker. I'm glad you agree with me on the scenario painted over.

The thing is, if one wants to take this approach, see other people. It would be practical and wise to inform the partner before hand. If he was callous enough to "suggest" an open relationship. He shouldn't be bothered by his girl having dates. This might even make their separation easier. Lol.
hahhaha I dont think you really have to inform him, except he finds out or ask about what you have been up to lately with the opposite sex.... By the way, yes you sound very intelligent and I enjoyed this conversation, will like to know about you and your alternate, I don't mind having you on bbm if you don't as well... But happy to come across you...
Romance › Re: "Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket" Are You For Or Against? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:22pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ineedinfo:
Lol. Are you surprised? wow! Haven't you ever heard of a relationship where a guy might boldly tell his partner that he wants an "open" relationship? I believe this mostly happens when one of them is undecided while the other is probably very much in love. In a scenario like this, obviously her feelings isn't being considered nor the guy sensitive. I'd approve a girl in such situations going on dates. It would give her the courage to leave her toxic, time wasting current relationship.

Breakups aren't easy for anyone who has invested more in a relationship, u know? I think at this point leaving her options open is her best option.
Lol... In am not surprised dear... I perfectly agree with you in this scenario you painted... By the way you sound very intelligent.... It's as if we have communicated with each other before although I know that I have never seen this your moniker prior to our first conversation.... To the matter at hand... In such situations, I will also support the notion that says we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket... My verdict.... It still amount to a certain degree of cheating although leaving the relationship would have been better but like you said earlier that its not easy to break up with someone when you have invested more in the relationship...
Romance › Re: "Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket" Are You For Or Against? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:42pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ineedinfo:
That's an apt explanation. But having occasional dates with potential partners...would that be lumped together as not having one "lover?" Must intimacy be involved while "dating?"
occasional dates with potential partners? You mean someone already in a relationship having occasional dates with potential partners?
Romance › Re: She Has Been Begging To Be My Girlfriend by SmellingAnus(m): 12:37pm On Mar 29, 2017
Indomixx:
Thanks bro.....2chilled bottle of goldberg for u
oh much thanks... I appreciate... cool cool cool
Romance › Re: "Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket" Are You For Or Against? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59am On Mar 29, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin grin cheesy


Oohh I see... I tot of different meaning wink wink wink no wonder I am confused grin


Tnxxx boo
ok boo ... Always happy to be there for you anyway I can kiss
Romance › Re: She Has Been Begging To Be My Girlfriend by SmellingAnus(m): 10:55am On Mar 29, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin

I don't know what to say but lemme call SmellingAnus, he's good at this wink
indomixx , it's better you friend zone/sister zone her because the hurt you will give to her if you date her out of pity will be worse than the hurt she will receive for sisterzoning her... It's simple, tell her that you see her more as a sister/friend and you dont want anything to spoil that including having a relationship with her.... If she insists, tell her to give you time cos you don't want to lose her friendship...

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