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Romance › Re: The Sex Was Great, Can't Leave Him I'm Confused by SmellingAnus(m): 9:24pm On Feb 28, 2017
Jodha:
The guy go don seduce her.. If she like herself.. She should tell her fiance the truth.. And beg for forgiveness..

The guy is obviously a fvck boy.. And she'll head no where with him..

Egberi fah!..
are you from Nembe/Brass?
Romance › Re: Why Ugly Girls Seek Attention Too Much by SmellingAnus(m): 10:37am On Feb 28, 2017
MissPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]if thats u on yo dp.....u ain't Completely ugly tongue[/color]
l dislike that animal on your dp... What is it called tongue
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With a Romancelander! Help me Lord by SmellingAnus(m): 10:27am On Feb 28, 2017
himkers:
You are calling me an eediot because am in love? Issorait... One day you will be in my shoes and I will not call you an eediot - rather, I will wish you well.
matured response....
Romance › Re: What Advice Would You Give To The Person Dating Your Ex? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:19am On Feb 28, 2017
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]thanks bro

Been long, trust you've been good? [/color]
you can say that again bro... cool cool

Yea it's been while... I believe you have been good too...
Romance › Re: What Advice Would You Give To The Person Dating Your Ex? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57am On Feb 28, 2017
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]I'll tell him to enjoy… things may not go the way it went for me, plus I'm dating someone's ex and wouldn't want anyone to come spoil my mind on my new found love coz things might not also go the same way it went for him[/color]
I love this mindset.... Cool bro...
Romance › Re: February 27th Is Just For Me...... by SmellingAnus(m): 7:25am On Feb 28, 2017
Leriebloom:
Nope
its Badoo...
Romance › Re: February 27th Is Just For Me...... by SmellingAnus(m):
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Romance › Re: February 27th Is Just For Me...... by SmellingAnus(m): 2:48pm On Feb 27, 2017
Leriebloom:
Seriously, wat platform?
emmm.... but you are not the one are you?
Romance › Re: February 27th Is Just For Me...... by SmellingAnus(m): 11:24am On Feb 27, 2017
Leriebloom:
Thank u a lot. You think we v met?
we haven't, but I saw a look alike pic of you on another platform... The username of that person is Concilia...
Romance › Re: February 27th Is Just For Me...... by SmellingAnus(m): 10:02am On Feb 27, 2017
Happy birthday ... That face looks familiar, it looks like a face I had come across on one social platform, not Facebook, instagram or Twitter...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Which Inactive Romancelander Do You Miss The Most And Why? Mine Is.... by SmellingAnus(m): 9:39am On Feb 26, 2017
I miss Kashybaby
Romance › Re: Husband Scarcity by SmellingAnus(m): 9:04am On Feb 26, 2017
Nice post... Let me add... Even many of those that meets that financial standard are either not ready to settle down, they see every girl as after their money, or the see girls as just objects of sex to be enjoyed, probably paid , but with no serious commitment... These guys also know that many of them have license to cheat openly because they know that the girl with them will never leave them due to the financial benefits she enjoys from him... Sometimes I dont totally blame some of these guys... Some of them were rejected in the past by their main chicks due to financial constraints but now even those that rejected them are now back... Which eventually reminds me of Dbanj's song "SUDDENLY"... "Well I remember the time
When just to get a girl to be mine
Dem go tell me say I no fine
And I poor, I poor I no commit crime
Dem go dey yab me no be small"
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why Introverts Are So Good At Sex by SmellingAnus(m):
I perfectly agree with this post ...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (3 - 1) On 25th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57pm On Feb 25, 2017
optional1:
hope you watching the party...

Cos me is dancing here oh...

Up chelsea
Nah... tongue I'm just over satisfied with our performance today... That's whatvis most important for me now...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (3 - 1) On 25th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:44pm On Feb 25, 2017
optional1:
no problem

lets celebrate with BBNajia party..
sure cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (3 - 1) On 25th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:36pm On Feb 25, 2017
optional1:
welcome

but

you didn't bring popcorn for me today what happenedhuh
so sorry love.. let's celebrate the win together now...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (3 - 1) On 25th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m):
optional1:
femi4 SmellingAnus CaptPlanet fredoooooo Unlimited22 make una come oh..
watching the match live now... cool I just hope they score quickly...
Celebrities › Re: Write A Sad Story Using Only 3 Words by SmellingAnus(m): 4:08am On Feb 25, 2017
John finally died....
Romance › Re: Emergency! Help!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:52pm On Feb 24, 2017
Marisol911:
the thread is nice..im still within the 'i have time' bracket though
perfect... Just begin to advise yourself wisely... Let me just drop this and sign off for today... Many guys have at least two or three types of women in their lives... 1. Friendship material. 2. Sex material. 3. Marriage material... Ask yourself from time to time, where do you actually belong in that guy's life or in the incoming guy's life.... Anyway, good night for today... I need to attend to other matters now...
Romance › Re: Emergency! Help!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:26pm On Feb 24, 2017
Marisol911:
aii, thanks
welcome... For now keep yourself busy with this... You will learn something useful..

https://www.nairaland.com/3046021/romancelanders-females-wake-up-reality
Romance › Re: Emergency! Help!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:23pm On Feb 24, 2017
Marisol911:
lol... There are just sometimes you have just you to yourself..you cant cheat nature
true... Then connect with a nairalander offline... ( not me though cos I brought about the suggestion) but make sure the person is matured in character and respects the female gender... At least you can know that by going through his previous comments...
Romance › Re: Emergency! Help!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:17pm On Feb 24, 2017
Marisol911:
uhh..im actually alone in my room rn..
that's the problem... Isolating yourself a lot could lead to depression, loneliness and masturbation... Anyway, make new matured male friends, it may help you...
Romance › Re: Emergency! Help!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:10pm On Feb 24, 2017
Marisol911:
IM BOOORED!
Anything to liven my mood biko, abeg, pls, doh, thank you.
just hang out with any of your friends or a new friend... Hope you don't isolate yourself
Politics › Re: The President To Recover Or The Acting President To Keep Acting? by SmellingAnus(op): 1:58pm On Feb 24, 2017
transit4:
Abeg make de acting continue.. A dullard will always be a dullard even with brain transfusion
Lol... honestly i agree with you for the acting to continue
Romance › Re: Pains Of Havn A Big Cassava by SmellingAnus(m): 1:54pm On Feb 24, 2017
IamJix:
kiss kiss kiss
You have long joined the bahd gangs...
hahahahah lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: When Is The Appropriate Time To Tell Your Spouse Of Your Horrible Past?. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:52pm On Feb 24, 2017
sinaj:
lol
No wahala!

Happy weekend smiley
same to you my special one... TGIF... ( it took time before you replied but i was never bothered because like i always say, whatever is of value is worth waiting for cool) stay out of trouble this weekend tongue
Romance › Re: Pains Of Havn A Big Cassava by SmellingAnus(m): 10:07am On Feb 24, 2017
SINZ:
The freakiest girl I ever dated was a chorister with House On The Rock, their lead singer. You need to see my girl bringing down the annointing both in beneath the sheets and on the pulpit. grin
What we experimented on is too x-rated for NL cheesy
God forgive me... Also had such experience with a choir mistress/lead singer of a particular church... A popular saying..." Treat me like your wife during the day and like a LovePeddler at night..." I don't know how true... But a particular pastor said , the born again females are more romantic than the females in the world while the males that are not born again are more romantic than the males that are born again... I guess that explains the crisscross in Bangladesh
Romance › Re: Pains Of Havn A Big Cassava by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29am On Feb 24, 2017
SINZ:
Bruh, these girls that act all sanctimonious are the freakiest under the sheets grin
hahahahahha honestly, I had observed that several times before... They even have voracious appetite with it has to do with Bangladesh....
Romance › Re: Pains Of Havn A Big Cassava by SmellingAnus(m): 9:26am On Feb 24, 2017
Oyind17:
Why you from our side no sabi swimgrin that na your punishment grin

I want us to see
no wahala... I go call you once e dey convenient small... E don tai we sef... My special one...
Romance › Re: What A Shame!!! A Girl Posts Nude Pictures On Facebook!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:53am On Feb 24, 2017
suzan404:
Lol.....did someone miss me?wink
is it possible not to miss your other half... My honey that is also an only Child... kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Pains Of Havn A Big Cassava by SmellingAnus(m): 8:52am On Feb 24, 2017
SINZ:
LOL... [b]The girl most deff is a fan of the magnum size [/b]cool

Oyind17 too dey fear prick grin
hahahahhah very funny bro.. Oyind17 na better person so she no go fit do that preek play with me...
Romance › Re: Pains Of Havn A Big Cassava by SmellingAnus(m): 8:50am On Feb 24, 2017
Oyind17:
See me here grin I go pet you drink water before I teach you. Don't ask me why tongue
huh You no love me sef.... Kai.. I know say I must drink water and na that one dey fear me self... lipsrsealed anyway, I am safe with you so no wahala cool

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