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TrapQueen77:



Baba.. Lemme add a joke here

Boyfriend and girlfriend talking..

The boyfriend said.. According to his dad, the girls b00bs go thru 3phases:

"On her 20's they are like melons, round and firm.. On her 30s-40s still nice but bit droopy...
And after her 50s they like onions.. They makes u cry "

The girl replied "ooh really? "

Then she said, according to her mum, guys go thru 3phases too...
"On his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree.. Might and hard..
On his 30s -40s it's like a birch tree, flexible and reliable..
And after he's 50s it's like Christmas tree...

The boyfriend was wondering & asked her "why"?

Then she quickly replied:
"Dead from the root up and balls are juz for decorations "

The boyfriend got mad


Cc

SmellingAnus

nice reply from the girl boo

Masonic:
In my line, more work deff means more money

I'm more than grateful to God

I'll hit you up on the other side later this eve. We gat catching ups to do bruh..

sure bro

Masonic:
Thanks bruh.. workload for the new year is kicking my azz, but I can't complain though.. more work means more money

How's the ministry doing? Moving?

not easy bro... But yes moving forward... True sometimes more work means more cash... Pls make the cash as much as possible... Cash is so important that even the bible says money answereth all things...

SINZ:
Kidnapped? Nah bruh... far from that!
Ofcourse I am Fine, was well fed and taken care of too
How've you been?
Happy new year my good friend.

well understood bro... At least I am happy you were safe and fine wherever you are ... You apparently have many fans that missed your absence which is a good thing...

SINZ:
Awww... Someone already made me promise not to vanish just like that again, and i plan on keeping that promise.

Wheres my lord Pete BTW?

Lord Muva... Welcome back... She was most worried I suppose, I only consoled her that you will be fine where ever you are... Welcome back and hope you were not kidnapped

Honestly I feel your pain because I have been on this particular road... It's very frustrating... But I have good news for you... The fact that you are now in this situation means your moving forward in life is closer than you think... I will not tell you it's easy to ditch pussy cos almost every normal adult feels the need to have sex once in a while although your case is more of an obsession... For now , the advice I can give to you is try and be more active in church like joining a department, increase your commitment with your maker, then remain productive either in work or school... Observing all this will at least deliver you from the obsession of pussy..

TrapQueen77:


Haahahaha.. Not that word boo, u know the wind got wings.. Even blind can see and the magaz will be wailing back and forth again


How u been?

hahhahah ok boo... I'm good my queen of hearts.... You should be on your bed by now I guess

TrapQueen77:
Hello boo..


Missing u on the other end

at your service my Queen

Happy birthday bro... Wishing you many more successful years...

TrapQueen77:
Whatever...Not ur damn biznez...

Now, go back where u belong...

the young man was about to kill the man and he asked him, do you remember what you did to my father over 20 years ago? The man replied... I don't even know you not to talk of your father... (Apparently the man had forgotten how he humiliated his father in front of his mother and the young man...) The young man happily killed the man for his sins of over 20 years...

babz007:
2pac-dear mama

right bro

He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger
wouldn't let me feel for a stranger

Ask4Info:
Less than 30? Nah!

I am no lo her surprised then you are well informed and experienced...

Ask4Info:
Less than 30? Nah!

You get mouth for nairaland. Tell the Oga at the top or his generals to take this to the permanent site.

Lalasticlala please this post contributes to knowledge and it's very useful ... The Op is obviously well informed and experienced... Thanks in advance...

Op I swear you made much sense like someone very experienced in this field... I will be surprised if you are less than 30 years of age...

Alhkerimu:
Guy God will help you

Amen bro...

Lol... Not guilty yet... I hope I don't become guilty of this in this 2017

TrapQueen77:
Ofcurz ur always on my radar..

My eyes on you 24/7

hahaha I know my private loving NYPD/CIA...

dangotesmummy:
yes but man Times people are quick to point accusing fingers against the lecturer.they won't say when the girl is groping their phenese or slapping their ass or cutting eye for their male lecturers

hahahha true... They even do worse than that...

TrapQueen77:
Oohh I tot ur doing a "service"

Juz dropping this msg to say HI..

hi boo... thanks for always checking in me

dangotesmummy:
LMao. They're not saints o. Some of these girls too get their own for body.some girls actually like the idea of dating lecturers.it makes them feel yes my manfriend is a lecturer. Some actually lust over their lecturer and some girls like office sex in the evening in the lecturers office. The lecturer will just close all the doors Windows and curtain and then on the a.c and do quickie in the office meanwhile his wife and children's picture are on the table where they're fokeen the girl

There was one of the lecturers back then that used to disgust me.anytime I see him I always felt irritated because when he finish fokeen a girl in his office you will see semen stains on his trousers very close to his zip.no woman he cannot toast.if he see mad woman He will toast her

true... Truth is that , what we have more on campuses is sexual harassment by students.... Lecturers are very much sexually harassed... too

dangotesmummy:
they weren't saints.they did their own runs underground and very codedly.when I was an undergraduate they dated the matured ones among us but not from the same department. For example a lecturer in the department OF nursing will go very far to date a lady in economics.they don't do it with the students under them so that they won't BE easily caught

And they were in an unholy relationship some of the girls were doing it just for fun some for money and some were dating lecturers in another department because the man happened to be a friend of her manfriend lecturer so that he will give her preferential treatment as per grades e.g iyawo ore wa things

hahahha honestly your lecturers are saints... Mine don't care .... Infact someone complained to me about how a girl was bleeped in a lecturers office justs because she needed academic favour .... I have heard from girls of how they were harrased by departmental lecturer... I remember my ex girlfriend, she went to meet her hod cos she failed his course but the man decided that he must Sleep with her in his office and he was even making moves but she rejected his offer and of course she carried over the course... There are many more of these stories that are even worse that I know of..

dangotesmummy:


Maybe the man offended her.that lie is too malicious. Sleeping with a pregnant woman that is not your wife? Ewwww

been close to lecturers even as an undergraduate, I can tell you some lecturers are into married women including the pregnant ones so it's highly possible that she is speaking the truth... I guess the lecturers in the university you attended were saints which university is that again?

kelvin21887:
To be sincere, University of Portharcourt is worse than in terms of how very expensive offering a postgraduate program is there, you will pay 163,000 naira for first session, second session 110,000 naira for second session, then if u are lucky enough to graduate within this stipulated two years, of which most people spend more time than that, you now go ahead and pay a defense fee of 51,000 naira, plus many other dues such as plagiarism test fee, internal defense fee, and so on, not to mention of the recent increment in clearing yourself to collect your result to about 50k plus....its not as if they offer d best services

very true bro... You must even be fortunate if you are able to round up your programme in 3 years...

smark61:
Dat dude is gay

Lol.... If not that I was very close to him , I would have also seen him as gay but he is not... He is attracted to girls but not when they are nude ... Porn was also very disgusting to him... One other guy with similar issue has quoted my post , he also talked about how he over came it...

teejaypee:

OP if this was to be me eh, let me just keep kwayet!

sorry i had to quote everything.

Some years back, I used to have same problem, I prefer seeing a girl with skimpy dresses.

Seeing a girl with thongs will turn me on like mad but a nude girl would have the opposite effect. So I don't even know why people fancy porn (Funny thing is, a great-ass twerking video turns me on more than any fake porn can.)

Now I got to discover that the best way to overcome that is by making the girl go unclad under the blanket so I don't see the P, or with lights-out .

and mehn, a good pair of boobs is something that I must definitely react to

good to know that there is another person like my friend here cos if not that he was my very close friend, the story sounds unbelievable to me but it's real... Happy for you that you somehow overcame it...

She dey protect her investment na

Had a friend in secondary school that chicks like hanging out with but he was a virgin while I was his direct opposite... His case is even worse than the op... A girl in pant or short skirt will get his attention more than a nude girl... He doesn't like to see a girl nude no matter how beautiful... This guy has been seduced several times without giving in... I tried to spoil him... Encouraged him to romance a particular girl which he accepted... His hands were on her laps and when it got to her pant, according to him he almost screamed... This guy is not gay... Even after secondary school when he went to the UK ,I was hoping he will not return a virgin but the guy still came back as a virgin The sight of puci is very disgusting to him... He even said his younger brother is worse than him... He is one of the strangest guy I ever came accross... I don't think it has anythting to do with his religious beliefs but he was a Jehovah witness guy... ... Mennn God have mercy on me for trying to encourage/motivate that dude to fornicate

optional1:
where are d true blues self.

dem go show face... Maybe dem dey busy/distracted at moment...

optional1:
we seat in front b4 assnal fans wee start their noise.

yes o... Wise idea

optional1:
SmellingAnus come book ur own space.

thanks honey blues always...