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Romance › Re: My Relationship Gone Bad, Matured Advice Needed.. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:08pm On Mar 18, 2017
sinaj:
jealousy is normal in a healthy reltnshp tongue


Happy weeknd to u too Smelling*covers mouth*
hahhaha since you can't mention my moniker, I will have to change it because of you... What do you think? ... Anyway, just wondering what a jealous Ikwerre babe will do to her. rival lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Pubic Wig Is A New Trend by SmellingAnus(m): 3:06pm On Mar 18, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Dont u like it? cheesy
Boo it looks cool to me but I prefer it natural... cool cool
Romance › Re: Pubic Wig Is A New Trend by SmellingAnus(m): 2:34pm On Mar 18, 2017
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Romance › Re: A Friend Needs Help!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:06am On Mar 18, 2017
Gpopsicle:
thanks bro, would relate it to him.. if I may get you correctly, are you saying the contraceptives she took will cause a delay in seeing her period?
it will not (certainty) but I may (probability).... Wanted to ask you what she took... Anyway, avoid much usage of contraceptive drugs cos it could be harmful to her system...
Romance › Re: A Friend Needs Help!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:55am On Mar 18, 2017
Since she has taken contraceptive, the chances of her getting pregnant is low although not in all cases... But you should relax, she is most likely not pregnant, worse case scenario could be a delay in seeing her period...
Romance › Re: My Relationship Gone Bad, Matured Advice Needed.. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:47am On Mar 18, 2017
sinaj:
Lol @ it's over grin

Hope she returned ur dating ring grin

But if u really like her just forgive her coz she was just jealous nd angry.
Hmmmm nice... Are you also a very jealous person... Happy weekend by the way...
Romance › Re: She Is Biting Off More Than She Can Chew by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27am On Mar 18, 2017
Equal2DeTask:
so wat do u suggest I do?
give your life to Jesus... You are dealing with a desperate girl that can harm you, your girlfriend and herself... So it's better to give your life to Jesus and let all parties involved to know that you are now a changed person.... Apart from this, I think you have finally met the wrong girl that is capable of harming you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Romance › Re: One Word For This Weird Kind Of Kissing (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12pm On Mar 17, 2017
REIIGN:
Abeg help me tell them embarassed
nothing we fit do o... This one na exhibition of accumulated anger... I no want make any of them vex for you so I dey beg cute Jude to abeg forget this matter and no reply again... Sometimes peace is better than war.... CuteJude abeg e don do...
Romance › Re: One Word For This Weird Kind Of Kissing (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:56pm On Mar 17, 2017
REIIGN:
Everyone just has to drag me in when its about Jude embarassed


No one wants to know how my day went or what I'm gonna do about this persistent migraine. cry
please you all should stop the exchange of words and attend to Muva... He is having migraine , his health should be more important now cool
Romance › Re: She Is Biting Off More Than She Can Chew by SmellingAnus(m): 6:31pm On Mar 17, 2017
Equal2DeTask:
is dat all u can me bro...?

no better advise.... sad
hahhaha I am not a saint bro... The dick has a way of putting the owner at risk... The dick in most cases has a mind of its own that's why it could rise to the occasion uninvited... However, your case is like a tse tee fly on the scrotum, if you hit it, your scrotum suffers, if you leave it, your scrotum may also suffer... Hahahhaha
Romance › Re: She Is Biting Off More Than She Can Chew by SmellingAnus(m): 3:04pm On Mar 17, 2017
Equal2DeTask:
lipsrsealed
hahahha and you were busy getting worried about her attitude after you must have expanded her vagina... Hahhahahhaha this one don hang you for teeth... Even crane sef no go fit remove her .... cheesy
Romance › Re: She Is Biting Off More Than She Can Chew by SmellingAnus(m):
Equal2DeTask:
expect the usual wink
meaning you have even fuckeddd fire and brimestone out of her tongue
Romance › Re: She Is Biting Off More Than She Can Chew by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On Mar 17, 2017
Equal2DeTask:
she cant do without seeing me each day...

Are U speaking 4rm ur experience?
yes from experience but you didn't answer my question
Romance › Re: She Is Biting Off More Than She Can Chew by SmellingAnus(m): 8:26am On Mar 17, 2017
Op have had any romantic/sexual moment with her? Sometimes after sex, even a girl that you are not dating will want to have several rights over you or less say a certain degree of control over you...
Romance › Re: I Need Ur Advice Am Actually Dating A Girl, Let Say A Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 8:00am On Mar 17, 2017
Oyind18:
Try, I see other tribes do it and jealous themgrin
hahahhah ok o.. I go try...
Romance › Re: I Need Ur Advice Am Actually Dating A Girl, Let Say A Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 7:55am On Mar 17, 2017
Oyind18:
This is my first time of writing in our languagegrin I wish you can do samegrin
hahhahaha no o...
Romance › Re: I Need Ur Advice Am Actually Dating A Girl, Let Say A Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 7:45am On Mar 17, 2017
Oyind18:
Yeeeee!!!! I try. Ayiba nua, e ye fi tio?
yea I bin don eat... By the way you dey try o.. You never tell me that man wey dey hide come teach my sister the language... I go use scissors cut him Abuna o... cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup (4 - 2) On 22nd April 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:56am On Mar 17, 2017
optional1:
SmellingAnus will bring popcorn.
Ginajet right here... cool cool cool

Romance › Re: I Need Ur Advice Am Actually Dating A Girl, Let Say A Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 7:15pm On Mar 16, 2017
Oyind18:
You no dey reach my end again? How I want take ask you this question for our languagegrin

Start feri modi teh? If you answer am I go buy you airtime
hahahahha yes dear... ( more like training) ... Oya send the airtime immediately... Hahaha
Romance › Re: I Need Ur Advice Am Actually Dating A Girl, Let Say A Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2017
Oyind18:
Marriage counselor, tiobra?
emi o... My lovely Sister...
Romance › Re: I Need Ur Advice Am Actually Dating A Girl, Let Say A Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 7:04pm On Mar 16, 2017
okawanyi:
Follow your hear bro
your problem is that she is six years older than you? You are about getting married to her? Were you forced or blackmailed into accepting to get married to her? Why the sudden fear now? Well if you know or you think you can't cope with the fact that she is six years older than you then you need to discuss it with her and probably do the needful ...

Never marry someone out of pity...
Romance › Re: Aderola15: Happy Birthday To The Sweetest Sweetie by SmellingAnus(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2017
Aderola15:
Words can never express the great feeling of thankfulness that I feel right now. I know this isn't enough but THANK YOU!

Cc: Onnacus1, Onstelly, Sexytemi, Donpoker9, Mrbigman1, Alobright17, Desnat, Ucnwafor, Maxi112, Herzern, Lawlahdey, Omonighoblessing, Ladygeorge, Genea, Franchise1, Jacksparrow127, Dyt, Divay22, Rebirthforgoody, Photoshoot, Smellinganus, Professorfal, Reiign, FTboy, Amarabae, Traphedges, Lsofdk, Nogodye, Dollyjoy, Uniquegrace, Theslyone2, Suzan404, Comradespade, B2spirits1, Mcbrooklyn, Tiny23, Missnawty, Lefulefu, Shinalaura, Redbeans, Dextology and Fvckshit... Thanks guys kiss kiss kiss
welcome dear cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Can You Break Your Boy/Girl Friends Leg For 5million Dollars by SmellingAnus(m): 7:41pm On Mar 15, 2017
I will rather die honorably and immediately than do such...

Romance › Re: Ladies Pick Your Type And Guys Which Size Are You. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:47pm On Mar 15, 2017
Safiaa:
I think 8 is reasonable.
good pick if you ask me cool
Romance › Re: Faqs: Postinor 1&2- Every Important Thing You Need To Know!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On Mar 15, 2017
Damian2016:
You are welcome, sir. The thing is, postinor 2 has been found to be much more effective due to the 12-hour spacing between taking the first tablet and the next. If I can give an unrelated analogy: the effect of postinor 1 is like a student who reads for 5hours straight without break while postinor 2 is like the student who reads for 5hrs but instead of towing the line of the first student, he instead punctuates his reading with 15mins breaks every now and then for better comprehension.I hope this helps.
yea it helped... But I don't advise ppl to take the two tablets in postinor 2... One is enough for many females although not all the time... I discovered that taking the two tablets increases the risk of the side effects manifesting
Romance › Re: Faqs: Postinor 1&2- Every Important Thing You Need To Know!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2017
Damian2016:
Here, Sir.
oh... Much thanks... Good a thing I was willing to learn.... How come this particular drug seems not to be popular like postinor?
Romance › Re: Faqs: Postinor 1&2- Every Important Thing You Need To Know!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 1:43pm On Mar 15, 2017
Damian2016:
actually, there is, Sir. Postinor one was the first creation of the manufcaturers. It is a 1.5mg drug. Even though postinor 2, which contains 2 tablets (each one a 0.75mg drug) has largely taken over, there are still a few pharmacies that sell. Make your research.
really? I am open to learn anyway but wish you could add a pic of postinor 1 to cure my ignorance
Romance › Re: New Trend... by SmellingAnus(m): 1:40pm On Mar 15, 2017
REIIGN:
Now you're talking, bruh. wink

I'd rather have it hairy down below. Hairs on the underarms are a BIG turn-off for me.
hahahah honestly I can't even remember when last I saw hairs in the underarm of any babe that I have had something to do with cool cool but I knew I preferred it hairy down below....
Romance › Re: Pls Help My Scattered Love Life by SmellingAnus(m): 1:29pm On Mar 15, 2017
This is not my field boo... We need players in the house to advise him... If it's marriage related , invite me and you will experience the genius in me kiss
Romance › Re: Faqs: Postinor 1&2- Every Important Thing You Need To Know!!! by SmellingAnus(m):
Op there is no drug in Nigeria called postinor 1 grin... Don't mind me I understand want you mean but their is no drug called postinor 1 in Nigeria... It is called Postinor and not Postinor 1... Thanks for the information cool
Romance › Re: Aderola15: Happy Birthday To The Sweetest Sweetie by SmellingAnus(m): 1:23pm On Mar 15, 2017
Happy birthday girl...
Romance › Re: New Trend... by SmellingAnus(m): 1:15pm On Mar 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Hahahhaahha grin

I can imagine when she's bushy down there ...it's like looking for a special tooth in sambisa forest cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahahhah naughty Queen with Naughty best friend... kiss

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