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TrapQueen77:
Ooh really? We're opposite...

I can't eat properly if Im eating with many ppol on the same table.. I'm too conscious of my table manners..

hahahha same here... What I actually meant was that, I will eat more if it's you and I sharing the same food... Being an only child affected me somehow in the sense in most cases there are different types of food available to eat and I don't have competition so I easily loss appetite...

SINZ:
Have to agree with the OP for the very first time!


You nailed it.

very true bro... ... I no go lie... I dey wear pant within to swim... And thank God I did one particular day... It was a chick I met at the pool that was teaching me how to swim... And her hands were very close to that spot when she was teaching me how to make movement with my legs... We exchanged numbers and she offered to continue the tutorials... But I no get mind ... I declined... Still don't know how to swim ... My nairaland Sis.. Oyin17 promised to teach me though... Where she dry sef

TrapQueen77:
Aaawww... The FAMILY will be soooo damn happy if u wanna share it with them

thanks boo... I will equally be happy because the easiest way I can eat is when I am eating with one or more persons...

suzan404:
Hehehe,runaway boo....where have you been?

hahahah been anonymous... Ok boo... I will runaway without asking why since its coming from you...

TrapQueen77:



I wud love to share that gigantic pizza with SmellingAnus & Sinz


I'm pretty sure they gonna eat tat pizza like fresh nunu in no time

hahahha apart from the fact for some years now I hardly have appetite... (i eat because I know my body needs food not necessarily becos I am hungry) when food is in its excess , I easily loss appetite... I will rather share this Piza with the whole of the Plurimi

I feel your pains bro but the best advice you need now is to desperately pursue success and attain it legitimately... Even the girl will end up regretting especially when you were not the major cause of the break up

suzan404:
Is this nude

I don't see it as nudes joor...

Rigby:
Am in my 3rd year in school Just found out am having an extra year. I fell like my world has crumbled like all my dreams in school gone . People keep telling me I can still make it to 2.1 if really work hard and believe. In addition to that i keep hearing stories about life outside school. Can't really say or believe cause haven't had that much experience outside school. The truth is am having this low self esteem cause, my gp is not encouraging.. The main issue here is I don't know how to tell my parent.......

soon you will come to realize that it's not always about those that finished earlier or went to youth service before you... Life is a huge mystery... Don't spend your time in sadness if not, you may not even make it out of school... Try to be positive even when it's not easy... Tell your parents about it, it's not a crime to fail , just don't give up...there are already too many in employed graduates even with a good certificate... Some of those employed are already losing their jobs... It's just a phase that will pass for good and it will be part of your testimonies

EmekaMD:
no thank you

the pleasure is mine.. welcome

EmekaMD:
I'm looking for a girlfriend.. Any idea where to find her?

you need much more than a girlfriend... You need counseling or mentorship... After talking with you, I will know which of them you need most... If you are on bbm, drop your pin let me add you and have a chat with you...

Favour22amaka:
Are you now suggesting we throw ourselves to any guy that comes our way? When most of the guys are not serious too.

not at all... You are even wise enough to know who is serious or not... (i remember telling one barrister that took me as her mentor this... "even an unserious person could end up being serious simply by your attitude... For example , the girl I counselled my cousin to get married to, he went after her because he had a bet with his friends and he won the bet... But when he introduced the girl to me, I knew within me that she will make a good wife for him... So many things about my cousin changed for good, he stopped smoking, he reduced his intake of alcohol, he drastically reduced his womanizing traits but something happened along the line... They had a misunderstanding, that was neither their fault and my cousin left her and even went back to those vices.. I tried talking to him about reconsidering her but I noticed he was almost taking offense at me who happens to be his mentor also, ... Even his mum and my own mum(both are sisters) were against the relationship ... But after about four months I managed to convince him again... Today he is happily married with her with two kids... His wife is as respectful as before... She honours me greatly... My cousin trust me with his wife ) I wish I had time, I would have told you some of those things that made her unique.. but one of them is respect/honour... With everything I wrote here, did you learn anything? If you didn't learn anything it means I am the wrong person to communicate with...

ogorwyne:
yeah. lots of questions

Lol... Shoot....

toyese01:
have tried that, still not going, have even clicked on "add exception" it's same thing

try logging in with another browser... Let's say UC browser...

IamJix:

Something must kill a man
Even AIDS the fear Ebola
Erigga 2014.........

very true bro... Even this economy must have sent some persons to the land of no return...

IamJix:
I'm tired of mmm.......
I swear

bro.... You ought to be ...

Oyind17:

my darling and only sister for nairaland... Why the shock na.. I advice against trying to sleep with the girl wey dey act romantic to am... Abi u want make I tell am to sleep with her

gidjah:
don't mind those defending d small girl, instead make dem quarrel her and beg d Bros, dem dey talk nonsense!

Lol... The girl obviously mess up... But honestly think the guy even try ... I no see anything wrong with him response.. infact him even dey polite...

sinaj:
I will find a way to tell him even before he propose coz I don't av strength for drama or surprises.

BTW Happy new year to you Smelling anus

how all ur jolly go

BTW

I must confess, I love your reply... You are just my kind of woman in this regards.. I love openness and truthfulness no matter how bad the case is...

My Jolly no dey perfect but e dey go well ... Hopefully, I go get your contact details within the month of May then we fit probably see that month of which the last day of that month na my birthday or we see before this year end.. whichever way, whatever that is of value no need to rush am... Lol...

Happy birthday bro.. Wishing you many more fruitful years...

Akpevwe9:
Thanks bro, s*x was never in my mind. Am not that kind of a guy

welcome bro... Good.. then just remain friends with her, if at the long run you find her worthy for a relationship, you can try it out ... I believe she will respect you more for not using her error against her....

optional1:
is d two oh cough and catarrh.....

Can't even sleep self... Bought drugs already...


It must leave oh before my kids will laugh at me tomorrow.

Lol..they better not laugh at my boo. Yea I understand, it comes with so much discomfort... Anyway, get well quickly..

hansobuks:
bross, you yav not fall in love...love is unexplainable.

very true bro... Spot on... You are very experienced and real...

optional1:
thanks so very much boo







but catarrh wan just kill me here.

so sorry... catarrh and cough I no know which one worse pass.... So sorry Boo... Hope say you Don try take drugs?... But it's well... It must leave you by force...

optional1:
oga boss long time



HappySunday

same to you love... Wishing you a very successful week cos it's also my wish for myself

Some men/ladies can't go past more than one round of sex... Infact such ladies enjoy sex, get hornyyy easily but get extremely tired after they climax.... Op focus more on trying to ejaculate early instead of spending up to 20 to 60 mins on her.... When you notice she is about to climax, just bring out your rod and pause for like two to five minutes before you continue the action...

If I were you , I will just become friends with her, will not Bleep her, infact I will tell her she is forgiven... Some times respect it's better than payback/revenge... Be a man bro. . It wasn't intentional, forgive her, but don't Bleep her let it not be like she paid with sex...

Let's say a year and six months into the relationship or when he has proposed... Sinaj.. I have a question for you... A girl that made a sex tape with her ex, will you advise her to tell her fiance? If you were the one in her shoes will you tell your fiance that you made some sex tapes with your ex?

CC: Sinaj (happy New year by the way

It's obvious she really hurt him.... The guy even tried by reading the letter and giving her hope by telling her to be detailed in her apology... Some guys/girls don't even deserve a reply...

Not a member of his church but 8 respectively and admire him.... Someone said what you respect you attract.... This week my case is different....