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Romance › Re: Cheating Fiance by SmellingAnus(m): 1:54pm On Feb 18, 2017
Even if you want to remain in the relationship.... Its best you move out from that house and visit once in a while... Have you heard of this popular saying ...." Scarcity creates Value"... It's very much needed in this case... The simple truth is that you have signed yourself a contact with hell by remaining in that relationship... So I can only advise you on how to manage the hell since its obvious that leaving him is almost an impossible task for you... You have lost your self esteem... If only girls could wake up and realize that they are very important lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Ayiri Emami Hangs Out With Oshiomhole, Akeredolu, Amosun, Tambuwal by SmellingAnus(m): 1:49pm On Feb 16, 2017
Oyind17:
Money good
you can say that again my dearest Sis...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Oscar Award 2017 ::: A Nairalander (fynestboi) Needs Your Votes by SmellingAnus(m): 10:44am On Feb 15, 2017
Voted cool cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:50pm On Feb 10, 2017
optional1:
kiss happy valentine in advance cheesy
yea honey... Happy Val in advance kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 6:02pm On Feb 10, 2017
optional1:
i go love you to the moon and back...


Thaank you.
romantic kiss kiss kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40am On Feb 10, 2017
optional1:
here are my guys

femi4
pamcode
CaptPlanet
Unlimited22
SmellingAnus (bring me pop corn please)
JeffreyJamez
fredoooooo
adewumiopeyemi
blackjah
Chikelue2000
ipledge10
Lastmumu
KingRex

take ya position lets play football.
here dear... cool

Romance › Re: Tag 2 Romancelanders, You Would Love To Spend The Val With by SmellingAnus(m): 8:17pm On Feb 09, 2017
ogorwyne:
smellinganus and smellinganus
wow... What a privilege.... I will be the most fortunate man on earth to spend any day with you be it Val or not kiss kiss kiss
Politics › Re: The President To Recover Or The Acting President To Keep Acting? by SmellingAnus(op): 1:13pm On Feb 09, 2017
marshalcarter:
op.....




what has the actin president done undecided



you should even ask if there was ever an actin presidentundecided
Lol... The question should be what has the president done... grin
Politics › The President To Recover Or The Acting President To Keep Acting? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:11pm On Feb 09, 2017
Do you prefer the President to recover and continue leading us or the acting President to keep acting? State your reasons also...

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Oam4J...
Business › Re: Masquerade Storms Bet9ja Office To Check His Betslip (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:36pm On Feb 06, 2017
Lol..wonders shall never cease.... cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 1:09pm On Feb 04, 2017
optional1:
SmellingAnus
femi4
pamcode
CaptPlant
JeffreyJamez
Unlimited22
fredoooooo
adewumiopeyem
blackjah
Chikelue2000
Lastmumu
ipledge10

guys are we areadyhuh
Sitting in front roll is not easy oh.
Let's take this victory home....
we need this victory, I predict 1 and over 1.5 cool
Romance › Re: Ladies What Wil You Do If A Chick Ask To F*ck Your Man For #700k? (PICS) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:41am On Feb 02, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
Anus. Thanks alot.
welcome dear cool
Romance › Re: Ladies What Wil You Do If A Chick Ask To F*ck Your Man For #700k? (PICS) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:44pm On Feb 01, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
Not even for20million
I love your type... Keep it up cool
Romance › Re: Exposed!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:39pm On Feb 01, 2017
Gambitt007:
present sirwink
grin cool cool
Romance › Re: Exposed!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29pm On Feb 01, 2017
Following cool
Romance › Re: Let's Wish 5 Romancelanders A Happy New Month by SmellingAnus(m): 7:37am On Feb 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Thank u Gladiator1 kiss

Damn the world is spinning so damn fast.. No wonder I feel so dizzy all the time.. grin

Anyways, lemme greet my PLURIMI family a HAPPY NEW MONTH kiss kiss

Masonic
TrapHedges
LastKing147
Bumbae1
Comradespade
Jarizod
Richommie
ChubbyT
Babzilla
DarkRebel101

And also to my dearest bestie forever SmellingAnus..

I wish nothing but all the BEST to each one of us.. Keep rolling the ball babies kiss cheesy
The best bestie on, above and below the earth.... Happy New month .... Wish you good health and greater success...
Romance › Re: Dont Marry An Ugly Person Dem No Go Make Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 3:07pm On Jan 29, 2017
optional1:
that's very good i trust you...

From liver they go change to kidney.
hahhhaa yes o kidney stones grin
Romance › Re: Dont Marry An Ugly Person Dem No Go Make Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 1:42pm On Jan 29, 2017
optional1:
hope say u dey train hard oh..

Na tuesday b match oh nd na u dey front..
hahaha yes o.. enough training... Infact I go use that match take win PFA player of the year... Liverpool dey happy say their attacker don exit nations cup but I go deal with... 2 and over 2.5 loading... cheesy
Romance › Re: Dont Marry An Ugly Person Dem No Go Make Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 1:32pm On Jan 29, 2017
judeefcc:
you no join for this thread go find fashion thread about beauty , this is a sermon for ugly girls , carry your fine face and be going kiss
your head Don correct o... Keep it up
Romance › Re: Tag A Friend To Answer by SmellingAnus(m): 9:28pm On Jan 28, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Hey boo... grin


Yeah.. He so mean but the good thing, until now he's nothing..I think the KARMA is letting him all his debts with 10x interest grin
hahahha Karma never forgets... grin
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Suzan404!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Jan 28, 2017
Happy birthday Angel Suzzy kiss wishing you many more successful years kiss
Romance › Re: Tag A Friend To Answer by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On Jan 28, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


He flirting back and forth with teenage girls and worst he even slept with a married woman who has 3 kids grin


Now, he's nothing but a dummy.. grin


Lemme tag my friends:
Cc

SmellingAnus
Masonic
hahaha cheesy mean dude...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 31st January 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 12:22am On Jan 27, 2017
optional1:
..



yes oh stay fit....


I miss Shevchenko of those days,,
same here babe... I loved that footballer with passion.. (no homo)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 31st January 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 10:15pm On Jan 26, 2017
optional1:
. My own 11 men squad and 5 men sub with the position they will play in this match against riverpool.

Is a 2-4-4 line up


SmellingAnus and JeffreyJamez our strikers
playing 9 and 10 respectively.


Playing center mid field are
CaptPlanet no8 (our captain for this match) Unlimited22 no11
fredoooooo no7
pamcode no6

. Our defenders are
blackjah no5
ipledge10 no4

playing full back
femi4 no2 (if you miss the ball don't miss the leg) *asst captain*
adewumiopeyemi no3

Our keeper
Lastmumu no1 (I believe him, he can save for Africa)...


And substitute are.
Chikelue2000
chelseabmw
drss2
SamualAnyawu
Niyinficient....

Our doctor is abimbawealth she has a soft hand good for messaging...


Take your position and be ready for this wonderful match...
See you in the field of play.
already looking forward to this match... I hope to strike like Andriy Shevchenko of AC-Milan cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 31st January 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:24pm On Jan 26, 2017
optional1:
thank sweetie..

So which position do you love playing.
I love attention so my favourite position is 9 grin cool ( lone striker grin) you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 31st January 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:55pm On Jan 26, 2017
optional1:
come back lemme call my 11 men squad ....



Hey guys oya come time to flog riverpool abi swimpool has come..

cc. femi4

SmellingAnus (bring popcorn come)

CaptPlanet (bring orijin come or bring chelsea dry gin come haters will need it)

Unlimited22 (bring mat come so haters go fit lie down if dey taya to stand)

pamcode

JefferyJamez (no try vex me oh u better come here)

fredoooooo (bring dat cold drinks madam edwife hand over to you before she go for leave)

blackjah (if u like no pick ur free man ticket oyo is for u)

ipledge10

adewumiopeyemi

Lastmumu (u be back man since na u b d last mumu we get here.)
I am here love....

Romance › Re: My Views About Nolloywood Star Tonto Dikeh As My Friend And Classmate... by SmellingAnus(op):
Booboo7:
Thanks love, OK expecting ur pm. Kisses#
please check my siggy and add me on bbm kiss
Romance › Re: Fate Of Ada by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On Jan 23, 2017
Sweetheart congrats... I love the way it ended... May even Pm you kiss
Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Candid Advice. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:35pm On Jan 23, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Lemme call the best advisers of romance sextion tongue

Calling the attention of SINZ & SMELLINGANUS.. Abeeg, our brother needs ur candid advice grin
Op , such is life, we some times end up not needing those that need us... I will not be surprised if the person you want to ask out doesn't need you grin... However, you just have to sister zone her... ( Pls if possible don't fuckkk her, tell her You love her because She is like a sister to you... Ask her about her man/guy, if she doesn't have any, ask her when she is going to have one ...) Don't worry she will get the message that she has been sister zoned... At least it may help her to look for an alternative to you)... But if you have fuckkked her sad my brother this advice his not for you lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Guys, Let's Talk About " WHAT'S TRENDING? " by SmellingAnus(m):
Why not, I can get it for my wife when I am married and when I want to be naughty with her... grin

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