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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th February 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 4:02pm On Jan 06, 2017
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Romance › Re: Ideas For A Bonding. Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 3:34pm On Jan 06, 2017
optional1:
Merry New Year have you answered your name on the Chelsea assnal thread yet.
same to you babe... Not yet... Please mention me there asap cool
Romance › Re: Ideas For A Bonding. Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 3:26pm On Jan 06, 2017
optional1:
Lolz
grin cool
Romance › Re: Ideas For A Bonding. Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 3:22pm On Jan 06, 2017
ThaRealist:
What is the origin of ur name ?? A little history of a smelling anus .... How about that as a Diary cheesy
hahhaha... Nothing serious... I just wanted a weird and funny name at the same time... Secondly, I wanted a moniker that appears to be senseless so that I could make much sense from such moniker etc... Overall, I have achieved all my motives/objectives for using this moniker cool .... 1. So while you were a guest what did you notice about this particular moniker called smellinganus grin? (pls don't be brief in answering this question grin)
Literature › Re: SARAH (A Short Tale) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:55pm On Jan 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Lemme cc SmellingAnus.. He likes Literature as well.
I am following the story... It's cool... cool
Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong? Let's Talk About This by SmellingAnus(m): 1:42pm On Jan 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Pastor Peter grin


So, what can u say about the pishure?
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I guess you are home now?
Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong? Let's Talk About This by SmellingAnus(m): 1:36pm On Jan 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:
cheesy


When it comes to this.. I have no idea.. grin

Lemme call Reverend SmellingAnus to see his view cheesy
hahahha lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Ideas For A Bonding. Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 1:33pm On Jan 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:
I agree with u boo.. kiss


But there are some ppol we can never call it a "friend" not even in a dream.. smiley but due to this section tat is too small for all of us, we end up bumping with them..

cool
hahahha lipsrsealed kiss
Romance › Re: Ideas For A Bonding. Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 10:57am On Jan 06, 2017
Welcome on board bro... Always remember that romance section is place where friends/lovers become enemies so also do enemies become friends/lovers which technically means that we are all friends... From the Peace Maker cool
Politics › Re: FG Resumes Payments To Former Niger Delta Militants by SmellingAnus(m): 4:02pm On Jan 05, 2017
Ok

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Lsofdk, Come Drop Your Wishes Guys.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:34am On Jan 05, 2017
Happy birthday Stan.... Wishing you many more fruitful years...
Nairaland General › Re: An Open Letter To Seun Osewa: Nairaland Needs Improvement by SmellingAnus(m): 9:08am On Jan 05, 2017
deathcomestoall:
Members
It's easy to tell the type of members on a forum. Members with childish nicknames such as smellinganus, penisinpenisout, etc., are definitely the wrong kind of members[i][/i]. Members who use good names, write well and present useful Information are the right kind of members.
honestly, I say thanks for your mention.... I have never come accross your moniker prior to your mention of mine... Let me tell you about some of my achievements as an active nairalander in the romance section, which is.... "this my moniker has never been banned before neither have I been involved with exchange of words with the female folks and it will not start today. I have had topics that made front page from the family section and the NYSC section which simply means that I wrote something reasonable enough for it to get to front page..." My humble suggestion for you is that.. you should go through my past posts/comments/Topics then come back here and quote me if I am still a wrong kind of member like you said ... Its just a suggestion.... Finally, thanks for your mention ones again and for your opinions about me being a wrong member for this forum... Have a beautiful life...
Romance › Re: Couple Come Under Fire As They Shock With Their Sex Positions Pre-wedding Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 7:04pm On Jan 04, 2017
lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: I Want To Deactivate by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Jan 04, 2017
Goodluck ... Wishing you a successful deactivation...
Romance › Re: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by SmellingAnus(m): 10:34am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

I hope there's a coffee shop in PH ooo.. cheesy
hahahah I hope so boo lipsrsealed you are so excited today , what's the secret noo grin
Romance › Re: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by SmellingAnus(m): 8:31am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Juz 2cups for now and a pototo cake, I brought from Philippines cheesy
hahahha you and coffee are like kiss

Romance › Re: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28am On Jan 04, 2017
shevchenko:
Very ugly people angry
So damn scary

Illiterates
I couldn't help but mention you cos we seem to have two things in common.... 1. Shevchenko which happens to my best player/football legend of all time... 2. Chelsea... Forever a Chelsea Fan.... Nice one bro.... cool
Romance › Re: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
But boo... This Feb 14 event is a classic one na cheesy

Maybe I wud suggest to give u a blind date(this is more fun) grin
hahahha... How many coffees today boo?
Crime › Re: Top 8 Things To Never Ever Google. If You Love Yourself by SmellingAnus(m): 8:02am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

Boo.. They planning to organize a nairalanders couple date party on Feb 14.. If this will be possible, oya join na cheesy

I want to see u having a good time wink maybe u can date one of them.. tongue cheesy
not interested boo... You should know better cool
Romance › Re: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by SmellingAnus(m): 8:01am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Aawww that's cute grin


SmellingAnus wants to join as well.. But u have to find him a date tho .cheesy
they did very well boo cool but .... I can't be part of that cool
Romance › Re: Nairaland Party 2017 (port Harcourt Edition) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:46am On Jan 04, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahaha.. Ooh I love Easter Party.. Bunnies looking for some eggs to catch grin

I never knew I'm from PH.. Unless SmellingAnus will adopt me ooo cheesy
hahahhah sure boo... You are already adopted... cool
Crime › Re: Top 8 Things To Never Ever Google. If You Love Yourself by SmellingAnus(m): 7:41am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Good morning from the other side grin


Finally I'm back to Sg... Back to normal life.. Back to my daily routine grin


How far na?
good morning boo... Welcome back and thank God for safe journey back.... Also welcome back to your first love (Coffee cool)
Crime › Re: Top 8 Things To Never Ever Google. If You Love Yourself by SmellingAnus(m): 10:34pm On Jan 03, 2017
TrapQueen77:
U shud attend next time... grin
you mean the beach party? grin
Crime › Re: Top 8 Things To Never Ever Google. If You Love Yourself by SmellingAnus(m): 7:13pm On Jan 03, 2017
[Reminds me of smellingAnus[/quote]undecided
Family › Re: My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy??? Getting Frustrated Here by SmellingAnus(m):
This issue should have been fixed before marriage but nevertheless, you are already in it so you have to endure and wisely manage the situation at hand... Not involving her type of person in the financial decisions may not be the best for the long run... However, you can talk to her and tell her about what you intend to spend on weekly/monthly basis with regards to the up keep of the house and other miscellaneous expenses afrer which you hand over the money to her to manage... The ball it's now in her court to either use the money wisely or otherwise... Just make up your mind to argue less with her at least to save you from a potential high blood pressure that may lead to premature death thereby leaving your wife behind to be enjoyed by a stranger grin... Finally, remember that there is no quick fix solution to this your present challenges because change is a gradual process...
Romance › Re: This Couple Needs Your Help. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:07pm On Jan 02, 2017
Many parts of this story reminds me of my ex and I... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: This Couple Needs Your Help. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:06pm On Jan 02, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

This must be Jane.. cheesy



If I were u, since ur carefree & insensitive to the things ur bf does to u...then juz do whatever u like. Do what makes u happy.
yea boo, the Op is female.... grin
Romance › Re: Lounge For Newcomers/passive Members On Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18am On Jan 02, 2017
ogorwyne:
smellinganus, been trying to reach you.
so sorry... My phone has been off... But it's on now... Missed you... Was even planning to call you today being Tuesday
Romance › Re: END Year 2016 With A Shout Out To That Nairalander Who Made You Smile This Year by SmellingAnus(m): 7:03pm On Dec 31, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Lolz @ bolded, sweetheart you should understand me coz I'm very simple,most things is not always as it seems.

The one you think I was defending actually went through my wrath for everything, and I have learnt not to take sides when issues like that come up.
exactly what I did

Compliments of the season dear,its nothing personal
ok honey.... Hopefully we shall have a better 2017 kiss kiss
Romance › Re: END Year 2016 With A Shout Out To That Nairalander Who Made You Smile This Year by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On Dec 31, 2016
ogorwyne:
My shoutout goes to kingrex1, Obiorathebully, iykekelvins, smellymouth, muva/sinz, daddysly, incredible, jixnation, suzan404, mimzyy, agrovick my nigga from day1, rickcutie. Thank you smellinganus for being my friend even in my most boring states. Hi laveda, you are such a wonderful person with a strong personality. To a whole lot of you that i didnt mention. You guys made my 2016 fun. God bless you all. I love you guys.
Sweetheart the pleasure is all mine...
Romance › Re: END Year 2016 With A Shout Out To That Nairalander Who Made You Smile This Year by SmellingAnus(m):
Romance section is a place where friends/lovers become enemies and enemies become friends/lovers I therefore conclude that we are technically all friends or potential friends...

Shout out to....

Trapqueen77 my bestie... Your safety is still my priority...

Traphedges ... The sole proprietor of my bestie

Mimzyy our Queen... you mean so much to me than you can imagine...

Muva/Sinz The Last Don... The Great strategist...

Laveda the sexxy... I love your thick skin against attempted scandals...


Obiorathebully... Hope say you no dey still bully your younger brother

Masikay... Very caring ...


Mispicy/berbierklaus... I don't think you were expecting me to mention you... I love the fact that you know how to defend those you care about...


Smellymouth my twinnie... You are blessed...


Bbpin the realist (very intelligent Dude).... I like the fact that you are not a hypocrite... Keep it up bro...


Sexxy Suzan404... You and I know that you are very special to me...

Ogorwyne... Your future husband will be so fortunate to have a loving wife like you...

Sinaj... Happy 2017... Hope you are ready for me...


Lalasticlalala and Myd44 ... You guys are doing a great job..

Happy 2017 to everyone I have mentioned and also to this I didn't mention...

KEEP GOD FIRST PLACE IN YOUR HEART IN 2017 AND HE WILL TAKE YOU TO PLACES YOU NEVER EVEN DREAMNT OF...
Family › Re: Help! His Wife Always Threaten To Kill Herself Each Time They Quarel by SmellingAnus(m): 9:32pm On Dec 30, 2016
It's a serious matter ... First of all, I will make a complaint to the nearest police station about her behavior so that incase something goes wrong, I will not innocently spend my life in jail.. secondly, I may have to move out of the house but before I do that, I will invite her parents, once they get to the house, I will tell them to take care of their daughter that is suicidal and they should let me know when she is okay, of course I will drop huge cash for them.... Then I will leave peacefully because I am not ready to be in jail for a crime I didn't commit... If anything goes wrong, even her parents that know about her suicidal tendencies will still blame the husband and demand for justice in court...

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