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Romance › Re: Muva/sinz Vs Less And Co... Please Come In... by SmellingAnus(op): 6:39pm On Dec 21, 2016
AfroSamurai:
You play professional, or amateur?
neither both... Let's say somewhere in between reasons being that I have had victories over self acclaimed professionals, however, I still don't see myself as one cool I have played chess enough to know that sometimes a good positioning is sometimes better than having an advantage in terms of numbers of captured pieces cool
Romance › Re: Muva/sinz Vs Less And Co... Please Come In... by SmellingAnus(op): 6:24pm On Dec 21, 2016
AfroSamurai:
Pardon me, what do you know about Chess? Can you play?
you asked a reasonable question that deserves an answer from me.... Yes I can play chess, Infact it's my favourite game... I love the fianchetto opening cool
Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by SmellingAnus(m): 6:19pm On Dec 21, 2016
Mynd44:
1. Humans don't want to take responsibilities when they are wrong

2. People fighting back instead of reporting and breaking the rules too.

3. Eat your vegies grin tongue
nice one bro... Thanks for the feed back... Your answers to 1. And 2 are so on point... Thanks for the expo that I had always known since I knew about the report button grin
Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by SmellingAnus(m): 6:17pm On Dec 21, 2016
Mimzyy:
You're derailing angry.
Sweetheart sorry if that's the way you see it... kiss
Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40pm On Dec 21, 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/3531805/muva-sinz-vs-less-co

Mynd44 considering the fact that smellinganus has never been banned before by the MODs , I have some questions for and I will like to learn something's about you...

1. What are the lessons you have learnt as a MOD?

2. What is the most difficult part of being a MOD?

3. If you were to give your future Son two or more pieces of advice about how to be successful in Life what will they be?
Romance › Muva/sinz Vs Less And Co... Please Come In... by SmellingAnus(op):
I start by saying that a good chess player knows exactly when to play for a draw game.... Muva accept it you can't defeat Lezz and Co in an e-war... Less and Co.. also accept it... You can't defeat Muva in an e-war... Just as in Chess... It simply means stalemate... There is something I want both parties to understand... i.e there are persons that derive pleasure in seeing both sides engage in these needless e-wars therefore they will do anything to see them happen including disguising as the opposing side to troll... The year is about to come to an end, and it will be best for both parties to bury the hatchet and focus more on other issues... I know that peace cannot be made by force, but I already feel fulfilled to have started the peace moves between my former social media colleagues... I have gotten words from Muva/Sinz never to attack you again just as I need words from you never to attack Muva/sinz again... If there is one person that Muva respect I can boldly say I am the one, ... I can vouch for Muva that he will never attack you again at least for the next two weeks wether you attack him or not... However I can't vouch for him to remain silent if you continue to attack him after two weeks from this peace moves... Both parties have not been perfect in your dealings with each other which simply means that both parties have been guilty of diverse offenses against each other... Please both parties should accept the stalemate and bury the hatchet... No Victor No Vanquished...

From Smellinganus, a close friend of Mimzy and trapqueen77

Romance › Re: 7 Advantages Of Abstinence From Sex For Men by SmellingAnus(m): 8:35pm On Dec 20, 2016
Op you are so right... Thanks for the info... This thread is front page worthy. So much to learn from this thread... Lalasticlala...
Romance › Re: Fate Of Ada by SmellingAnus(m): 8:16pm On Dec 20, 2016
Booboo7, pls continue your story cool...
Romance › Re: I Need Someone To Help Me With Christmas Chicken by SmellingAnus(m): 7:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
Ok o...

Health › Re: Resident Doctors Declare Indefinite Strike January 2 by SmellingAnus(m): 7:43am On Dec 20, 2016
Ok

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by SmellingAnus(m): 7:38pm On Dec 19, 2016
Mimzyy:
Smellinganus Standing at the gates of heaven, and God asks you “Why should I let you in?” What do you reply?
God, although I have been a chronic sinner but I am currently born again, from your word old things have passed away and I am now a new creature that's why you should let me in my God...
Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by SmellingAnus(m): 7:23pm On Dec 19, 2016
bbmpin:
[color=#000050] smellinganus: when are you getting married? tongue [/color]
hahahha my main G this is set up undecided anyway... By adding his time next year I will be getting married (all things being equal however, getting married by this time next year is not sacrosanct cool
Agriculture › Re: Who Can Provide The Listed Agrobased Products For Export? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:17pm On Dec 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Am back to my homeland boo grin daaamn! I can't wait to be back home..
hahahhahhaha lovely boo
Agriculture › Re: Who Can Provide The Listed Agrobased Products For Export? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:26pm On Dec 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:
kiss kiss

How life up there boo? Hope u will have a juicy X'mas tongue
sure boo... So which country can I find you on Christmas day
Agriculture › Re: Who Can Provide The Listed Agrobased Products For Export? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:10pm On Dec 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Where have u been boo? Looong time no hear.. Hope everything is OK.

Missing u like a Mad Girl wink cheesy
miss you too honey kiss
Agriculture › Re: Who Can Provide The Listed Agrobased Products For Export? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17am On Dec 19, 2016
Trapqueen77 boo... Been a while I came across your comments online cool
Romance › Re: Caption This Photo Of A Bridal Train Grabbing Each Others Butts by SmellingAnus(m): 6:58am On Dec 19, 2016
iykedare:
This is funny but true. If my wife is stupid enough to get involved in this kind of pics then I should be able to pick and f0rck any of these girls when I want.
hahhahah but I don't think she will be stupid enough to take this type of pic but if she does... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Caption This Photo Of A Bridal Train Grabbing Each Others Butts by SmellingAnus(m): 7:56pm On Dec 18, 2016
After taking this pics and your husband looks at it when you are not around and he decides to chase one of them because men are moved by what they see cheesy... Don't take this comment seriously... cheesy
Romance › Re: Am I Being Too Jealous And Insecure? Or Is He Really Cheating? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:00pm On Dec 18, 2016
He is actually cheating on the other girl... What I simply .ran is that you are the side chick... The earlier you realise this the better for you....
Romance › Re: Ask A Romancelander A Question. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:50pm On Dec 18, 2016
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Romance › Re: Fate Of Ada by SmellingAnus(m): 1:13pm On Dec 18, 2016
Booboo7 where are though undecided please give us more updates and continue your suspense cool
Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of The Huge Python I Saw In Anambra by SmellingAnus(m): 9:43pm On Dec 17, 2016
Even Buhari economy cannot prevent this thread from getting to FrontPage... Lalasticlala
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Wristbangle by SmellingAnus(m): 6:07pm On Dec 17, 2016
Happy birthday bro... Wishing you many more fruitful years...

Christianity Etc › Re: Don Moen, Uma Ukpai, Umahi At Akwa Ibom December Prayer Meeting (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
In the Voice of Muva... Glory cool
Celebrities › Re: Amara Kanu Welcomes Laura Into The Family by SmellingAnus(m): 5:57pm On Dec 17, 2016
SlimBrawnie:
Hehehehe..
Thank u.

Not my first time noticing you tho
wow... Like seriously... What impression did you have about me when you first noticed me wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) ON 17th December 2016 by SmellingAnus(m): 2:24pm On Dec 17, 2016
Blue is the colour football is the game grin cool cool we are leading and we shall run away with the premier league title cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:16pm On Dec 17, 2016
JackBizzle:
Nna......this one na alternate na.....

Believe it or not, 70% of nairalanders have alternate ids.
I believe you... Na which section you dey more active
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:58am On Dec 17, 2016
JackBizzle:
I am a long time admirer of your moniker.

Yeye dey smell
Anus dey smell cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
wow... That's interesting... So is this your main moniker or alternate? How come you have never mentioned me before
Celebrities › Re: Amara Kanu Welcomes Laura Into The Family by SmellingAnus(m): 11:49am On Dec 17, 2016
SlimBrawnie:
Congrats to her
hi.. this is the first time I am coming across your moniker... You look beautiful
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Free Workforce Past Question And Answer by SmellingAnus(m):
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30am On Dec 17, 2016
JackBizzle:
SmellingAnus? How far? grin
grin my brother I dey o... I never meet you for NL before o grin how you take know my moniker cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by SmellingAnus(m):
Ranchhoddas:
It's not like I owe you any explanation but if you were as educated as claimed, you'd have realized that I meant the moniker itself and not necessarily the person behind it.As regards the highlighted; use am go collect money for bank.
hahahah no problem... Na MMM I go collect am from by January or February grin

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