Romance › Re: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:08am On Dec 17, 2016 |
Even when a man decides to be faithful, his wife unknowingly pushes him towards the path of adultery... May God deliver me from any woman that will use her hand to make me cheat on her  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by SmellingAnus(m): 7:46am On Dec 17, 2016 |
Tellemall: You sound like SmellingAnus, did you know that? have our paths ever crossed on nairaland that you have to mention my moniker? It's obvious this is an alternate moniker because I know I have never had any encounter with this your moniker |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by SmellingAnus(m): 7:39am On Dec 17, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas: I am not, and I am horrified that I am associated with such a moniker. why should you be horrified for being associated with that moniker.... Are you better than the person that owns the moniker? The guy has contributed more to nairaland than you... You joined since 2014 and you havent created any topic not to talk of topic that will impact postively in the lives of people but the moniker you are horrified about has created very educating topics... Learn to do your research properly before get into faulty conclusions... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by SmellingAnus(m): 7:11am On Dec 17, 2016 |
Tellemall: You sound like SmellingAnus, did you know that?(no offense to you, SA. I can see you)  |
Romance › Re: Fate Of Ada by SmellingAnus(m): 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Booboo7: Corrected dear, thank u. welcome dear  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) ON 17th December 2016 by SmellingAnus(m): 6:44pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
optional1: hey guys join me in front row......
femi4
Unlimited22
CaptPlanet
SmellingAnus
JefferyJamez
blackjah
when coming bring popcorn or guguru or kunu... hopefully another three points for us... Then we can relax and watch Man.C and Arsenal  |
Romance › Re: I Need A Man With A Huge Manhood, Lagos Girl Cries Out… See Her Contact by SmellingAnus(m): 3:27pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Lol |
Career › Re: Why Men Love Working Women by SmellingAnus(m): 2:48pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Ok
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Romance › Re: She Has Just Been Raped By Her Shameless Unemployed Uncle This Morning. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:22pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
The worst part is that, he will repeat this act again and again and your friend will become so use to it and she will keep quiet... |
Romance › Re: Fate Of Ada by SmellingAnus(m): 2:08pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Booboo7: Fate of Ada continues...
We drove into a MASSIVE home and I just threw caution to the wind and became a typical Bush girl. I was just screaming and touching everything I found attractive.
Henry: Ada! Come here.. He dragged my hand and led me on. We went upstairs and he showed me to my room.
Henry: Here, this is ur room and the next is mine. There's an intercom over there and a card beside it where you have list of rooms and numbers. My room is number 7 and urs is 5.
Just then, two people came in with my luggage and other belongings.
Henry : take a shower, get dressed and meet me downstairs. I'll show u to everyone ok
Me: yes sir
Henry: we're not in the office anymore Ada, call me Henry!
Me: (smiles) OK Henry. Thanks for everything
Henry: see u downstairs
He locked the door behind him and I turned with smiles on my face. I opened the massive wardrobe I saw on the wall, went into the bathroom to have a look and wow, this bathroom big and fine o. I hadn't seen anything like this before. Am not even sure I can make use of this things.
;DFate of Ada continues...
We drove into a MASSIVE home and I just threw caution to the wind and became a typical Bush girl. I was just screaming and touching everything I found attractive.
Henry: Ada! Come here.. He dragged my hand and led me on. We went upstairs and he showed me to my room.
Henry: Here, this is ur room and the next is mine. There's an intercom over there and a card beside it where you have list of rooms and numbers. My room is number 7 and urs is 5.
Just then, two people came in with my luggage and other belongings.
Henry : take a shower, get dressed and meet me downstairs. I'll show u to everyone ok
Me: yes sir
Henry: we're not in the office anymore Ada, call me Henry!
Me: (smiles) OK Henry. Thanks for everything
Henry: see u downstairs
He locked the door behind him and I turned with smiles on my face. I opened the massive wardrobe I saw on the wall, went into the bathroom to have a look and wow, this bathroom big and fine o. I hadn't seen anything like this before. Am not even sure I can make use of this things.
;DFate of Ada continues...
We drove into a MASSIVE home and I just threw caution to the wind and became a typical Bush girl. I was just screaming and touching everything I found attractive.
Henry: Ada! Come here.. He dragged my hand and led me on. We went upstairs and he showed me to my room.
Henry: Here, this is ur room and the next is mine. There's an intercom over there and a card beside it where you have list of rooms and numbers. My room is number 7 and urs is 5.
Just then, two people came in with my luggage and other belongings.
Henry : take a shower, get dressed and meet me downstairs. I'll show u to everyone ok
Me: yes sir
Henry: we're not in the office anymore Ada, call me Henry!
Me: (smiles) OK Henry. Thanks for everything
Henry: see u downstairs
He locked the door behind him and I turned with smiles on my face. I opened the massive wardrobe I saw on the wall, went into the bathroom to have a look and wow, this bathroom big and fine o. I hadn't seen anything like this before. Am not even sure I can make use of this things.
;DFate of Ada continues...
We drove into a MASSIVE home and I just threw caution to the wind and became a typical Bush girl. I was just screaming and touching everything I found attractive.
Henry: Ada! Come here.. He dragged my hand and led me on. We went upstairs and he showed me to my room.
Henry: Here, this is ur room and the next is mine. There's an intercom over there and a card beside it where you have list of rooms and numbers. My room is number 7 and urs is 5.
Just then, two people came in with my luggage and other belongings.
Henry : take a shower, get dressed and meet me downstairs. I'll show u to everyone ok
Me: yes sir
Henry: we're not in the office anymore Ada, call me Henry!
Me: (smiles) OK Henry. Thanks for everything
Henry: see u downstairs
He locked the door behind him and I turned with smiles on my face. I opened the massive wardrobe I saw on the wall, went into the bathroom to have a look and wow, this bathroom big and fine o. I hadn't seen anything like this before. Am not even sure I can make use of this things. I went back into my room and unpacked my things then took a warm shower, got dress in my leggings and long T and headed downstairs.
To be continued.. booboo7 too many repetitions here but nice story... Keep it up |
Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Lover In Text Message After He Chose To Play Video Game Instea by SmellingAnus(m): 9:07am On Dec 16, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Lover In Text Message After He Chose To Play Video Game Instea by SmellingAnus(m): 8:33am On Dec 16, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: It sucks but she shud leave his azz somewhere.. These type of men are not willing to commit in a relationship.. 
He even give her a rifle picture..  Boo is not that you are wrong but let me break it down for you.... If I were to be in a relationship with a girl that gives me hell, I will prefer to spend my free time alone (since I am even an introvert) ... Someone will say why don't I quit, well, let's say I am using that relationship to learn more about patience with the female folks because I know it will be helpful to me in the future in my marriage.... However, if I were to be in a relationship with a girl that treats me like a king  trust me... I will be the one to call her and tell her that I am free now and I will love to see her if she is not too busy  .... ( i have a very beautiful married friend that was my coursemate... Her husband use to be a Local Government Chairman but this man calls her many times cos he misses her and wants to see her... I don't blame him though.. even with three kids she is still very pretty as Omotola Jalade and she is very decent, she doesn't flirt like some other married folks that were my coursemates... ) |
Sports › Re: Ogenyi Onazi Donates N1million To Falcons by SmellingAnus(m): 7:08am On Dec 16, 2016 |
optional1: 1st question. Your head correct so? 2nd question. MMM don remove your brain? 3rd quetion. You dey mad?
Last question. Who be your assitance manager wey go slap Onazi? Shebi you own hand don paralyze ba?....
Cc.
Unlimited22
CaptPlanet
femi4
SmellingAnus
shabi i ask this fo.ol the right question bah? Perfect question dear... Too many ungrateful people in the land... Someone brought out his hard earned money to support those girls and one .....  go dey ask this type of question...
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Romance › Re: Fate Of Ada by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Booboo7 nice one... Following  |
Romance › Re: I Like Guys But Girls Turn Me On by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27am On Dec 15, 2016 |
AngelSweetLips: . Never knew you could give a piece of advice as good as this  |
Romance › Re: You Are Gay If You've Ever Given Any Girl/Your Girlfriend Anal by SmellingAnus(m): 11:22am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Truth is that some guys are into anal but they are not gays... Had a friend that in Jss 3 that was into anal... it sounded disgusting to me when he said it but that guy has been a womanizer , even in the same university that we attended he was a womanizer... Although we are no longer close now but when we meet, he is very eager to tell me about his escapades with the opposite sex... |
Romance › Re: Am New Here by SmellingAnus(m): 11:14am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Welcome if you are truly new on this forum  |
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Olihilistic/jixnation by SmellingAnus(m): 8:05am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Happy birthday Great Jix... Wishing you Success in your academics and hustle... |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Why Nigerians Have Not Revolted Against Buhari" - Rev Eragbai, General Overseer by SmellingAnus(m): 7:04am On Dec 15, 2016*. Modified: 8:02am On Dec 15, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: "Why Nigerians Have Not Revolted Against Buhari" - Rev Eragbai, General Overseer by SmellingAnus(m): 9:39pm On Dec 14, 2016*. Modified: 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Masikay: Yea. Yea I am. interesting... I like you already ... Are you on bbm? I want to drop my pin so that you can add me... Masikay |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Why Nigerians Have Not Revolted Against Buhari" - Rev Eragbai, General Overseer by SmellingAnus(m): 9:28pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Masikay: Lol... So I'm too young to listen to Skeeter Davis. Okay. Noted. so Tell me ... Are you the person in your dp  |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Why Nigerians Have Not Revolted Against Buhari" - Rev Eragbai, General Overseer by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Masikay: Lol.. How on earth did you arrive at that conclusion? cos the person on your dp looks too young to know it's skeeter davis... So tell me the truth... Are you the person on your dp? |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Why Nigerians Have Not Revolted Against Buhari" - Rev Eragbai, General Overseer by SmellingAnus(m): 9:05pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
[quote author=Masikay post=51933762][/quote]so tell me how did you k ow it was skeeter Davis... It means you are not the person on your dp right? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 14th December 2016 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:00pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
optional1: thank you my king 
lets watch Ok babe  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 14th December 2016 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:48pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 14th December 2016 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:21pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
optional1: Thanks ife mi for the popcorn....
Lemme wait for the match to start before eating it....  I am so fortunate to have a beautiful chelsea fan as my wife  |
Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by SmellingAnus(m): 8:19pm On Dec 14, 2016*. Modified: 8:40pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Masikay: Two words. Skeeter. Davis. you just won a special prize from my heart... (you are perfectly right although I added my flavour and flavours from James Ingram and Richie).... Now I just want to know more about you  |
Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by SmellingAnus(m): 6:52pm On Dec 14, 2016*. Modified: 7:15pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Why does my heart go on beating...
Why does the sea rush to shore...
Why does the world still exist...
Why do these eyes of mine cry...
Don't they know it's the end of the world...
The World ended when you left me...
It ended when I lost your love...
I wake up in the morning and I wonder...
I wonder why everything is the same as it was...
Don't they know it's the end of the world...
It ended when you left me...
I woke up in the middle of the night...
And I couldn't find you to cuddle...
I did my best to keep us together...
But I guess my best wasn't good enough...
Now I have to nurse my tender broken heart...
You picked a fine time to leave me my queen...
And I repeat...
Why does my heart go on beating...
Why does the sea rush to shore...
Why does the world still exist...
Why do these eyes of mine cry...
Don't they know it's the end of the world...
The World ended when you left me...
It ended when I lost your love... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 14th December 2016 by SmellingAnus(m): 6:26pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
optional1: SmellingAnus oya join me in front row come along with popcorn been long I tested popcorn.. I am here honey... Blue is the Colour Football is the game... 
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Romance › Re: Please Help by SmellingAnus(m): 2:29pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Op are you almost falling for him or you already fell for him  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 13th December 2016 by SmellingAnus(m): 10:14am On Dec 14, 2016 |
ogorwyne: smellinganus my caring Friend missed you... |