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Romance › Re: If This Man Slap Ur Mum What Will You Do? Pic by SmellingAnus(m): 4:26am On Nov 27, 2016
I will kill him... No jokes intended... As simple as that... Don't bother to know how, there are many ways to kill a rat...
Romance › Re: Guyz Who Cannot Wash Their Babes Undies But They Can Give Her Cunnilingus. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:24pm On Nov 26, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahahaa... I agree with u boo.. Besides, there's really nothing wrong washing bae's undies.. But some men are juz acting funny as if washing undies is forbidden tongue
Sweetheart in this part of the world it looks kind of abnormal to many of us no doubt about that but what baffles me in their stupidity is to criticize someone that washes it even when the critic is a puci sucker grin
Romance › Re: Guyz Who Cannot Wash Their Babes Undies But They Can Give Her Cunnilingus. by SmellingAnus(m):
QueenSuccubus:
grin




Hahhahahaha.... Smellinganus, boo.. Come down here oo... What can u say abt this issue? cheesy
Washing of anykind by the supposed boyfriend should be a thing out of his own free will and not a compulsion... However, it's ironic that some male folks that suck puci will criticize another guy that has probably washed undies forgetting that he being a puci sucker is more at risk in contacting infections... Epic stupidity if you ask me... grin
Romance › Re: How Our Ladies are Now Using Cucumber As A Praying Object In The Church..pics by SmellingAnus(m): 12:00pm On Nov 26, 2016
cucumber is even mentioned in the bible at least two times .... cool cool
Romance › Re: My Ex-lover Tells Everyone That I Have A Small Penis – Man Cries In Pains by SmellingAnus(m): 2:38pm On Nov 25, 2016
agbonkamen:
ohhh i feel for him only God knows how guys with small dick are coping but i like small dick cos such guys are too loyal grin
hahaha then make sure you avoid big dicks if not it's either the small dick guy is not satisfied cos your puci is too big or you yourself will not even know when he has entered and you will be asking him... " honey are you inside" damn.... cheesy
Romance › Re: Which Couple Is Happier (pic) Give Reason Or Reasons by SmellingAnus(m): 1:35pm On Nov 25, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin


I think any couple having an active sexual life, is a happy couple wink


But lemme ask SmellingAnus... He knows better than me grin
Boo I prefer the couple in which the man is sucking his wife's puci before going to work... I can tell you that he will be more productive at work cos a happy man at work has the ability to be more productive at work... cool
Technology Market › Re: new 2TB & 4TB external hdd fully LOADED™ with exciting contents **DAILY UPDATE** by SmellingAnus(m): 1:31pm On Nov 25, 2016
IAmOged:
am F
is my referral.
ok dear... Someone quoted me and dropped his number cos I earlier mentioned you that we could exchange bbpin if you want to know more about what I wrote on your thread, I even thought it was yours but just realized that it isn't yours
Technology Market › Re: new 2TB & 4TB external hdd fully LOADED™ with exciting contents **DAILY UPDATE** by SmellingAnus(m): 12:30pm On Nov 25, 2016
ceejay80s:
i only have whatsapp number:
ok no problem, you are male ?

Cc: iamoged
Romance › Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:26pm On Nov 25, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
Same here.....but I for like hear your crazy fantasies sha grin #aprokomode
hahahhahaha
Romance › Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:08pm On Nov 25, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
Everyone has a past. But it is what it is..Past!...I dont believe in Conservatism..a guy or girl who is ready to stay with you will stay with you irrespective of your past..so I always advice, just lay it bare, if them wan run, make them run, a better person will come along for sure.
my thoughts exactly.... Nice to meet someone cool
Technology Market › Re: new 2TB & 4TB external hdd fully LOADED™ with exciting contents **DAILY UPDATE** by SmellingAnus(m): 12:01pm On Nov 25, 2016
Iamoged we can exchange bb pin if you want us to talk more about it...
Romance › Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:52am On Nov 25, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
Abi na....but then again, not many people can deal with people's past...I see such people as Shallow minded tho.
I perfectly agree with you on this... I myself I have a past , so I should be willing to accept the past experiences of whoever I want as my woman... But truth is that many guys cannot handle a woman's past... Many women end up lying about certain parts of there past due to fear of the unknown response that such stories could trigger... Conservatism in this part of the world has also contributed immensely to our attitudes about dogmatic expectations we have towards the female folks...
Romance › Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:44am On Nov 25, 2016
IAmOged:
pls kindly state this other opinion....we might have things in common sir
honestly, I would have loved to but they are very crazy, maybe we can call them crazy fantansies etc....
Romance › Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:34am On Nov 25, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
Interesting..... smiley

there are more important things to look at in a partner other than body count....so far say she no carry disease, I'm good grin
hahahhaha I like this your style... True bro... Like they say, Safety First... cool
Romance › Re: If You Are A Man Come In by SmellingAnus(m): 11:28am On Nov 25, 2016
Conji na bastard... grin
Romance › Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by SmellingAnus(m):
I can forgive a cheating wife that is truthful...

I don't care about her body counts even if she has fvcked 1000 or more dicks I could still get married to her...

Fucking you on day one doesn't make you cheap to me...

These are just the less controversial ones... The other ones are just too wild, it should be for the ears of whoever I decide to be with kiss
Romance › Re: Lets Have Fun! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:19am On Nov 25, 2016
Sounds like tales by moon light to me... But let me assume that your story is true...
Crime › Re: PHOTOS: Residents Tie And Strip Kidnappers Naked In Calabar (18+) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:02pm On Nov 24, 2016
itzmejerry:
tears roll down my eyes wen I saw dis news dis afternoon dat lady dere I know her too well in my area in rivers state @oyigbo LGA her family members now are in tears ohay God.have mercy
quote me if yu need any info
lalasticlala come and see
smellinganus
smellingmouth
if they are guilty then they deserve this treatment... The menace of kidnapping is alarming... They have caused much grief in the lives of many families..
Romance › Re: Rhapsody of Reality:Volume 1 by SmellingAnus(m): 4:30pm On Nov 24, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahhaha... I like tat word BANG ladesh ... Ur very cleaver boo
hahahhaahah Boo you are a huge gift to me... You are simply the most important person on nairaland to me and I dont and will never take it for granted...
Romance › Re: Rhapsody of Reality:Volume 1 by SmellingAnus(m): 3:37pm On Nov 24, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
wink


Take my hand and let's go to the other room boo since this thread is dead af since 1925 cool
... It's time to travel to BANGladesh kiss
Romance › Re: Rhapsody of Reality:Volume 1 by SmellingAnus(m): 2:52pm On Nov 24, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Aaaww... This is the most sweetest message I read for today ... wink


If Shakespeare was alive, I wud tell him everything in details... grin

[size=28pt]I got the Ace Of Spades[/size] grin kiss
hahahahahah , I owe you something in the other room kiss
Romance › Re: Rhapsody of Reality:Volume 1 by SmellingAnus(m): 12:42pm On Nov 24, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
And so are you boo ... kiss grin

Thank u for everything... I'm very blessed to have u always on my side, no matter what..

The haters will be hating and here we are so strong and firm together...
hahahah if Shakespeare was still alive he would have apologized to the world for writing about Romeo and Juliet instead of you and I... Julie and PP kiss
Romance › Re: Rhapsody of Reality:Volume 1 by SmellingAnus(m): 12:20pm On Nov 24, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Hahahahhaha... *biting my lips* wink
you are so sweet boo kiss
Romance › Re: Rhapsody of Reality:Volume 1 by SmellingAnus(m): 11:52am On Nov 24, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
HahhAhHa... Ur moniker na be like sweet toto , boo... They can't stop licking it grin cheesy
hahahhaha I know that Toto is very sweet though kiss
Romance › Re: Show Some Love To My Uncle And His Beautiful Wife To Be. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:31am On Nov 24, 2016
Congratulations to them.... Happy Union I do wish them...
Romance › Re: Lady Threatens To F**k All Men In Future Husband Family If He Ever Messes Her Up by SmellingAnus(m): 7:21am On Nov 24, 2016
I really do think that Kenyans are also from BANGladesh lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Rhapsody of Reality:Volume 1 by SmellingAnus(m): 7:11am On Nov 24, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
.Lols! Ok lemme make this simple dawg...Yo dudes should come at me in the Open...and stop lurkin in the shadow grin grin grin "just say/do it" .
[color=#AB56BA] ...first its laveda....now you smelly grin cool #Bless [/color]
don't be obsessed with that name bro... I am not traphedges... ...
Romance › Re: Sleeping In The Same Bed With The Opposite Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2016
A male friend once told me that guys turn to tigers at night cry
Romance › Re: See Lie: Prostitute Runs Out Naked During Sex With Customer by SmellingAnus(m): 7:46pm On Nov 22, 2016
Another name for Kenya na Nackson... Those ppl are canannites
Romance › Re: Please Save Me From Myself: I Am About Getting Married To The Woman I Don't Love by SmellingAnus(m): 7:43pm On Nov 22, 2016
Op after you Don chop her millions , na now you know say u know love her but you bin love her millions... Op you must marry her o... If she swear for you, you go know say difference dey between acid and icecream undecided

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