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ladygudhead:I almost asked you if you are a girl.... Anyway, I value those two things most more than Love... Still surprised that our paths have never crossed... |
ladygudhead:Lol... I will rather you focus on the content instead of the container anyway apart from the fact that I wanted a crazy and funny moniker, I also wanted people to see that there could still be sense even out of what appears to be nonsense how come you have seen my moniker before and I have never seen yours ![]() |
Hadez:I have seen girls that know how to cook yet they still said they will go to catering school, I sure will marry a good cook , one thing I know is that wether she knows how to cook or not, I will still encourage her to consider going to a catering school ![]() |
If I see you as a potential wife, you have to be cooking for me o, but if you are just a constant fling, I don't care if you cook for me or not, infact , I will be happier if you don't cook for me... Shekina..... Mimzyy spot on huniee |
ogorwyne:me too honey... Let's chat here or tru Facebook |
ogorwyne:yea... You missed dear... There have been many e-wars that kept NL interesting hahaha... Anyway , I missed you here and on bbm... |
I don't mind using my teeth to take of the panties gently then order my tongue for some exercise... It's not my real voice o |
End of the world by skitter Davies |
ogorwyne:Sweetheart |
SMBD |
ladygudhead:hi, this is the first time I am coming across your moniker |
WiLdFLame:I have seen few things in this my small life, girls that married as virgins cheat on their husbands,( I know cos I also counsel people on relationship, and I have almost being a victim on different occasions) the world is deeper than we think... Although when I say more than 5000, I was only being hyperbolic |
Piercedclit:sure there are everyday is an opportunity to learn something new or improve upon what you already know ![]() |
Hahhahah I remember holding a lecturer's daughter in my year one not knowing that her Dad was behind me, the Popsy just playfully said, " how dare you hold my daughter in front of me?" He was smiling when he said that though" the girl just dey laugh, I left her quickly , smiled back at the man and left the scene.... |
Ok I agree with you, it's alarming to note that young guys now depend on sex enhancers to satisfy their girlfriends etc... / mbanu ... Guys should avoid life styles and food that acts as hindrances in satisfying their girl friends if not we will hear about more increased cases of adultery amongst the female folks although I am not saying that the inability to satisfy one's wife is the only cause of adultery |
Op I like your model for your future wife although personally ,I don't care if her body count is over 5000, I just want two things from her which is "RESPECT AND TRUTH" and I promise to give her my Mumu button... |
Op there are two things involved, it's either you are responsible or you are not, if you are not responsible you are safe, if you are responsible there are two things involved it's either you keep the pregnancy or you go for an abortion, if you keep the pregnancy, you are safe , if you go for an abortion there are two things involved, it's either you abort it through injection/drugs that will make you insert 4 of it in her puci or under her tongue or you go for d&c, if you go for d&c you are partially safe, if you go for drugs/injection, there are two things involved, it's either its successful or it's not successful, if it's successful you are safe, if it's not successful there are two things involved, it's either you repeat the process or you go for d&c , (many more to say but let me stop here) ![]() |
Number 5 is spot on... |
I love the fact that I know how to get along with people... If I can't get along with you it means you need deliverance I am very liberal and open to learn |
ItsQuinn:done honey... |
ItsQuinn:wow.... Anyway, I will rather know more about offline... I will follow you, also follow me then I will drop my bb pin with you, you can unfollow me once you have received my pin... ( don't mind me, I don't follow anyone ...) |
ItsQuinn:hey .... Read your diary today around 9pm... It's a huge blessing to me... Infact it's the best thing I have read this year... I remember calling you intelligent even without seeing your diary... Wow... Will surely love to know more about you and be friends with you off nairaland... (Specifically, I was referring to the battles you faced early in marriage) |
Difficult to believe |
Said what you want to said, the rain is caming ![]() |
I no lie to marry just hungry me as I see this lovely couple |
I will rather live in a world filled with bad women than a world without women ![]() |
makydebbie:hahhaha same here dear |
Kingjude1:mimzyy I will not bring my self low to even help this small boy with a reply from this my moniker. I have laughed hard seeing him goof several times on the people he claims that I am . I am not demon neither am I nairalandtroll2. I have never written anything against you on nairaland, instead I wrote something for you on my diary without mentioning you that only you and I can understand that is if you have read my diary from the beginning to the end. Don't let this clown fool you. He has so many enemies that he sees many of them as smellinganus... |
Mimzyy:Mimzyy you are smarter than this, you are the first person I will reply openly with this moniker... I am not that demon... Never will I be ... You know me more than most folks here... Pls I am not demon neither am I nairalandtroll2.... (if only you had tried to know about that snake I bursted that was once on team mimzyy ) maybe it would have helped you instead you said it doesn't concern you.... That guy is a snake with no dignity nor loyalty... |
makydebbie:I still have you on my friends list though except you will be changing your pin |
makydebbie:so are you back on bbm? |
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anyway apart from the fact that I wanted a crazy and funny moniker, I also wanted people to see that there could still be sense even out of what appears to be nonsense 
I am very liberal and open to learn

