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Romance › Re: Serious Personal Message To My Future Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 10:09pm On Nov 18, 2016
ladygudhead:
But honestly it seems like we share something in common sha...RESPECT and TRUTH!
I almost asked you if you are a girl.... Anyway, I value those two things most more than Love... Still surprised that our paths have never crossed...
Romance › Re: Serious Personal Message To My Future Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 10:03pm On Nov 18, 2016
ladygudhead:
hi, I can't say likewise...but wait ,why that of all monikers! umm really! lipsrsealed
Lol... I will rather you focus on the content instead of the container grin anyway apart from the fact that I wanted a crazy and funny moniker, I also wanted people to see that there could still be sense even out of what appears to be nonsense grin how come you have seen my moniker before and I have never seen yours lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She Is Dating? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:14pm On Nov 18, 2016
Hadez:
Good you should marry a caterer then
I have seen girls that know how to cook yet they still said they will go to catering school, I sure will marry a good cook , one thing I know is that wether she knows how to cook or not, I will still encourage her to consider going to a catering school cool
Romance › Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She Is Dating? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:06pm On Nov 18, 2016
If I see you as a potential wife, you have to be cooking for me o, but if you are just a constant fling, I don't care if you cook for me or not, infact , I will be happier if you don't cook for me... Shekina..... Mimzyy spot on huniee
Phones › Re: Konga Black Friday Has Started!! Hurry And Grab Something For Yourself! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:00pm On Nov 18, 2016
ogorwyne:
watsup now? nl seems so different to me ryt now. to folo u chat dey 'hungry' me
me too honey... Let's chat here or tru Facebook
Phones › Re: Konga Black Friday Has Started!! Hurry And Grab Something For Yourself! by SmellingAnus(m):
ogorwyne:
watsup now? nl seems so different to me ryt now.
yea... You missed dear... There have been many e-wars that kept NL interesting hahaha... Anyway , I missed you here and on bbm...
Romance › Re: Women's Panties That Men Like The Best by SmellingAnus(m): 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2016
I don't mind using my teeth to take of the panties gently then order my tongue for some exercise... It's not my real voice o cry
Romance › Re: Share That Songs That Makes You Go Emotionally by SmellingAnus(m): 8:18pm On Nov 18, 2016
End of the world by skitter Davies
Phones › Re: Konga Black Friday Has Started!! Hurry And Grab Something For Yourself! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:12pm On Nov 18, 2016
ogorwyne:
smellinganus
Sweetheart kiss
Romance › Re: Man Falls In Love With His Sister-in-law,posts Naked Photos Of Her On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m): 5:44pm On Nov 18, 2016
SMBD
Romance › Re: Serious Personal Message To My Future Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 5:32pm On Nov 18, 2016
ladygudhead:
ummm
hi, this is the first time I am coming across your moniker
Romance › Re: Serious Personal Message To My Future Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 4:45pm On Nov 18, 2016
WiLdFLame:
[color=#000000]you dont really mean it bro?
5000? ladies wiith such body count-donot have RESPECT AND TRUTH to their true self first....let alone to You.
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I have seen few things in this my small life, girls that married as virgins cheat on their husbands,( I know cos I also counsel people on relationship, and I have almost being a victim on different occasions) the world is deeper than we think... Although when I say more than 5000, I was only being hyperbolic
Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 4:42pm On Nov 18, 2016
Piercedclit:
You will cause this guy so much fear grin
Ayam learning something new today, so there are pills one can put under the tongue? (Runs off to google)
sure there are grin everyday is an opportunity to learn something new or improve upon what you already know cool
Romance › Re: How I Was Embarrassed By A Nairalanders Dad In School by SmellingAnus(m): 2:44pm On Nov 18, 2016
Hahhahah I remember holding a lecturer's daughter in my year one not knowing that her Dad was behind me, the Popsy just playfully said, " how dare you hold my daughter in front of me?" He was smiling when he said that though" the girl just dey laugh, I left her quickly , smiled back at the man and left the scene....
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Deserve Free And Fair ERECTIONN!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:39pm On Nov 18, 2016
Ok I agree with you, it's alarming to note that young guys now depend on sex enhancers to satisfy their girlfriends etc... / mbanu ... Guys should avoid life styles and food that acts as hindrances in satisfying their girl friends if not we will hear about more increased cases of adultery amongst the female folks although I am not saying that the inability to satisfy one's wife is the only cause of adultery
Romance › Re: Serious Personal Message To My Future Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 2:31pm On Nov 18, 2016
Op I like your model for your future wife although personally ,I don't care if her body count is over 5000, I just want two things from her which is "RESPECT AND TRUTH" and I promise to give her my Mumu button...
Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m):
Op there are two things involved, it's either you are responsible or you are not, if you are not responsible you are safe, if you are responsible there are two things involved it's either you keep the pregnancy or you go for an abortion, if you keep the pregnancy, you are safe grin, if you go for an abortion there are two things involved, it's either you abort it through injection/drugs that will make you insert 4 of it in her puci or under her tongue or you go for d&c, if you go for d&c you are partially safe, if you go for drugs/injection, there are two things involved, it's either its successful or it's not successful, if it's successful you are safe, if it's not successful there are two things involved, it's either you repeat the process or you go for d&c , (many more to say but let me stop here) grin
Romance › Re: Genuine Truth About Men. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09am On Nov 18, 2016
Number 5 is spot on... kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: What Do You Love Most About Yourself? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:49pm On Nov 16, 2016
I love the fact that I know how to get along with people... If I can't get along with you it means you need deliverance cheesy I am very liberal and open to learn
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Witches & Wizards Exist? I Don't Think So! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:42pm On Nov 16, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Done! Make the next move smiley
done honey...
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Witches & Wizards Exist? I Don't Think So! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:37pm On Nov 16, 2016
ItsQuinn:
cheesy grin cheesy It's just an interesting story, it's not my story, I'm not married...Lolzzz

I really appreciate you liking my dairy though.
Yea we can be friends smiley kiss
wow.... Anyway, I will rather know more about offline... I will follow you, also follow me then I will drop my bb pin with you, you can unfollow me once you have received my pin... ( don't mind me, I don't follow anyone grin...)
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Witches & Wizards Exist? I Don't Think So! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27pm On Nov 16, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Why do you feel so? smiley
hey .... Read your diary today around 9pm... It's a huge blessing to me... Infact it's the best thing I have read this year... I remember calling you intelligent even without seeing your diary... Wow... Will surely love to know more about you and be friends with you off nairaland... (Specifically, I was referring to the battles you faced early in marriage)
Family › Re: 'my Husband Has Attention Each Time He Carries Our Daughters On His Lap' by SmellingAnus(m): 7:51pm On Nov 15, 2016
Difficult to believe
Romance › Re: Hello Landers, Lets Murder English by SmellingAnus(m): 7:47pm On Nov 15, 2016
Said what you want to said, the rain is caming undecided
Romance › Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander & Ex Corper. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:32pm On Nov 14, 2016
I no lie to marry just hungry me as I see this lovely couple
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons A man Needs A Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 11:28pm On Nov 14, 2016
I will rather live in a world filled with bad women than a world without women cool
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m): 4:22am On Nov 14, 2016
makydebbie:
you won't believe after some months on bbm..I still don't know my pin...I'll use my old pin shasad
hahhaha same here dear
Romance › Re: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by SmellingAnus(m):
Kingjude1:
its smellinganus from the other moniker
mimzyy I will not bring my self low to even help this small boy with a reply from this my moniker. I have laughed hard seeing him goof several times on the people he claims that I am . I am not demon neither am I nairalandtroll2. I have never written anything against you on nairaland, instead I wrote something for you on my diary without mentioning you that only you and I can understand that is if you have read my diary from the beginning to the end. Don't let this clown fool you. He has so many enemies that he sees many of them as smellinganus...
Romance › Re: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by SmellingAnus(m):
Mimzyy:
If this is you ' then you need to please stop. Common!!!
Mimzyy you are smarter than this, you are the first person I will reply openly with this moniker... I am not that demon... Never will I be ... You know me more than most folks here... Pls I am not demon neither am I nairalandtroll2.... (if only you had tried to know about that snake I bursted that was once on team mimzyy ) maybe it would have helped you instead you said it doesn't concern you.... That guy is a snake with no dignity nor loyalty...
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m): 8:26pm On Nov 13, 2016
makydebbie:
not yet...soonest tho
I still have you on my friends list though except you will be changing your pin
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m): 8:12pm On Nov 13, 2016
makydebbie:
its me na...something came up I had to uninstall my bbm
so are you back on bbm?

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