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Celebrities › Re: Jada Pollock Claims Her Account Was Hacked, After Dumping Him by SmellingAnus(m): 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
Lol
Romance › Re: Tell Your Woman You've Lost Your Source Of Income And See What Happens...... by SmellingAnus(m): 12:15pm On Jul 18, 2019
Tunagee:
Did u say married women?/my wife started moving out to her mum's place at the slightest quarrel, immediately I lost my job. She left thrice, and has finally settled at her mum's place, claiming I verbally abuse her. She has been with her mum for the past 10 months.
I am so sorry bro... So sad this is the world we live in... Even a good woman may suddenly become bad once the husband loses her job... One of my friends that the husband has lost his job... His wife has told me many times that she is waiting for another to come and take her... I can't even tell my friend what his wife said to me because I don't want to be used as the excuse why they went their separate ways... Some women that remain after a job loss by their husbands even stay and cheat with impunity....
Christianity Etc › Re: Daphne Patoir: I Saw TB Joshua In Heaven - Pastor Sees Prophet In Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 2:02am On Jul 18, 2019
1shortblackboy:
it is your prerogative to believe whoever to be genuine or not but basing your belief on the endorsement or otherwise of someone else is erroneous. THINK FOR YOURSELF
my belief is not based on what BennyHinn said... I have known he is genuine long ago .. it's also your prerogative to believe he is fake... No one can stop you from believing he is fake same way some persons see Pastor Adeboye as fake..... You are right...
Christianity Etc › Re: Daphne Patoir: I Saw TB Joshua In Heaven - Pastor Sees Prophet In Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 11:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
1shortblackboy:
a genuine man of God can also be deceived, make mistakes and fall into error. considering the fact that Benny Hinn may not know TB Joshua personally his "endorsement of TB Joshua may just be an error which he does not realize. that i believe a man is a genuine man of God doesnt mean i should accept everything he throws at me
you are right .. what you mean is that even Pastor Adeboye may be fake cos even those that see him as genuine may be deceived considering the fact that some of such Persons may be in other continents and they are not close to him.... I agree with you...
Christianity Etc › Re: Daphne Patoir: I Saw TB Joshua In Heaven - Pastor Sees Prophet In Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 9:48pm On Jul 17, 2019
1shortblackboy:
yes i am a christian my church is redeemed EA Adeboye is d pastor and i believe benny Hinn is a genuine man of God
Thanks ... You just made my work easier...

Even the Great BennyHinn you see as a genuine Man of God testifies to the authenticity of T B Joshua.... Except you are saying that BennyHinn is fake which also mean that the likes of Bishop Oyedepo that also believes in him is fake which will also mean that your GO is also fake since he is the spiritual father of Oyedepo... ( God forbid)...

Video evidence of Bennyhinn talking about TB Joshua even saying he will come to Synagogue to Minister if he is invited....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJjfzSDLM5I
Romance › Re: null by SmellingAnus(m): 5:12pm On Jul 17, 2019
I remember my friend back then... His girlfriend came to him and broke up with him in front of me and he just started laughing... The girl started crying that my friend doesn't love her... Anyway they still made up there... Complicated beings���


Back then my ex broke up with me and I accepted it then she started begging to come back and I refused... She later begged my friend and even told my friend to tell me that I shouldn't eat and run away... That was how I accepted her back... That was the only heartbreak I had... Fortunately she came back trying to get into my life for some years but I refused.... She even said she is in a relationship but she is still available for me but I still refused... Lol
Romance › Re: Tell Your Woman You've Lost Your Source Of Income And See What Happens...... by SmellingAnus(m): 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2019
Even some married women will leave their husbands undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Daphne Patoir: I Saw TB Joshua In Heaven - Pastor Sees Prophet In Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 4:17pm On Jul 17, 2019
1shortblackboy:
what makes him a genuine man of God
let me have a long discussion with you... Are you a Christian, which Church do you attend? What you s the name of your General overseer? If you are a Christian do you see BennyHinn as fake or Original? I am driving somewhere so you can reply me... Few more questions to go after your reply...
Christianity Etc › Re: Daphne Patoir: I Saw TB Joshua In Heaven - Pastor Sees Prophet In Heaven by SmellingAnus(m): 12:57pm On Jul 17, 2019
I don't care what anybody says but all I can say is that TB Joshua is a genuine Man of God ...
Nairaland General › Re: Breaking News: Man Body Refused To Enter Mortuary by SmellingAnus(m): 12:56pm On Jul 17, 2019
donbachi:
Na dis type dey use oda deadbodies do bed.
Lol... So things like this dey happen grin
Celebrities › Re: Jada Pollock Dumps Wizkid Over Domestic Violence by SmellingAnus(m): 9:06am On Jul 17, 2019
Ishilove:
So as tiny as he is, he can beat woman too? This is kind of hard to fathom
why is it hard to fathom but if it were said that Coza Pastor raped Busola will it still be hard to fathom ����
Politics › Re: Kemi Olunoyo Mocks Atiku And Davido While Predicting Election Results by SmellingAnus(m): 1:26pm On Jul 16, 2019
negbike:
This woman is mentally ill and needs medical intervention. Unfortunate that our society turns a blind eye.
When I reply you for your earlier comment towards me... you will understand that I actually replied you... grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo In Her New Office (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:59pm On Jul 15, 2019
lalasticlala:
Did she use the money she got from begging on social media to open the office? Abi na COZA jackpot grin

Congrats Kemi Olunloyo. Your new office is fine
Lol .. I doubt it has anything to do with COZA
Celebrities › Re: Bayelsa State Commissioner Dies In Her Sleep by SmellingAnus(m): 6:41am On Jul 15, 2019
Rest in Peace Ma... She lost her husband not so long ago... The death of her husband most likely affected her greatly... What a nice woman lost to death... She was also a Pastor...
Properties › Re: School Building Collapses In Port Harcourt (Immanuel Comprehensive High School) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:36pm On Jul 13, 2019
sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: What Is The Best National Anthem In Africa? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:09pm On Jul 13, 2019
For me it's the South African Anthem...
Politics › Re: I Know Politicians Who Have Suddenly Turned Billionaires – Amaechi by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01pm On Jul 12, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: BBNaija: Fani-Kayode Blasts MURIC For Demanding A Ban On Reality TV Show by SmellingAnus(m): 9:37pm On Jul 12, 2019
Lol... This guy don finish me with laugh cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: - by SmellingAnus(m): 4:59pm On Jul 12, 2019
oyatz:
Which nothing wrong?


The brother will see everything wrong with it.


Stop it now!

Adultery don't start suddenly, they often start with similar romantic gestures with a person that's not your spouse.
In your quest to reply me quickly, you couldn't read and understand what I wrote... Now carefully go back and read what I wrote if it corresponds with your comment undecided
Celebrities › Re: R. Kelly Arrested On Federal Sex Trafficking Charges by SmellingAnus(m): 12:47pm On Jul 12, 2019
This guy village people no dey rest o...
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua And Sister, Janet Joshua On A Plane by SmellingAnus(m): 12:16pm On Jul 12, 2019
Firstorderwizard:
Who get her numberhuh
I want to wish her happy new year.
I dey suspect say your village people don send you to slap him sister abi grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: MURIC: Ban BBNaija Now, It Is Satanic, Encourages Kissing, Romance, Open Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 11:40am On Jul 12, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
also not a bad idea, the society is currently very indecent.
Lol .. Na Dem...
TV/Movies › Re: MURIC: Ban BBNaija Now, It Is Satanic, Encourages Kissing, Romance, Open Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 11:40am On Jul 12, 2019
eni4real:
So, all na strategy by the born again Muslims to Islamize Nigeria??
I never see it that way tho!!
BBN should add more valuable content to the show, if they want to really make it appealling to many audience!! Sex can be found everywhere!!
Another sexual show add nothing tangible to the mindset of an average Nigerian youth!!
I have no doubt that bbn is a huge distraction and a minus... However, Nigeria is a secular country, you don't force your Muslim or Christian beliefs on people especially when those people have not breached the construction... In summary let me speak in parables... If you have a chronic liar as a neighbor/friend... Be very suspicious of whatever he says...
TV/Movies › Re: MURIC: Ban BBNaija Now, It Is Satanic, Encourages Kissing, Romance, Open Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 11:16am On Jul 12, 2019
eni4real:
MURIC is right on this one. I agree 100%

Every born again Muslim should also agree with this!!!
Be careful with what you agree with.... I don't watch it but that doesn't mean it should be ban... At least it will get into their thick skulls that Nigeria is a secular state... If you begin to support them to ban anything, one day they will insist that Christians must wear hijab etc... It starts from things you think that doesn't matter... Leah is still being held in captivity because she is a Christian and they have said anything about it ...
TV/Movies › Re: MURIC: Ban BBNaija Now, It Is Satanic, Encourages Kissing, Romance, Open Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 11:15am On Jul 12, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
For the first time I agree with them.
Be careful with what you agree with.... I don't watch it but that doesn't mean it should be ban... At least it will get into their thick skulls that Nigeria is a secular state... If you begin to support them to ban anything, one day they will insist that Christians must wear hijab etc... It starts from things you think that doesn't matter... Leah is still being held in captivity because she is a Christian and they have said anything about it ...
Travel › Re: This Is Flooded Nkpolu Rumuigbo In Port Harcourt Not Atlantic Ocean. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:03am On Jul 12, 2019
Cherrybae:
You won my heart for this your comment, indeed you know Rivers state very well.

God bless you for standing for truth.

Shalom
I am a very straightforward person... Besides I don't owe Wike or Ameachi anything...

I am happy to have won your heart though...
Travel › Re: This Is Flooded Nkpolu Rumuigbo In Port Harcourt Not Atlantic Ocean. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:05am On Jul 12, 2019
NyenwePHC:
wink
You can say that again. Amaechi has already been vindicated, he repaired and upgraded most of all the federal road in the state while as Governor. The very people who are wike's diehard loyalist can now see the difference. WIKE can not award a contract to fix that road if he is not getting a kickback in return
Lol...���

Ameachi is much better than Wike when it has to do with Administration and National Politics... While Wike is much better in grassroot politics...


In terms of achievement, although Wike is trying but even if he is given a third term, he will still not get close to Ameachi grin
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by SmellingAnus(m): 7:51am On Jul 12, 2019
OmoNla99:
Hmmmm.

I have followed this thread since the op started and I've decided to use another moniker to share my little experience. For some reading this, it might be like a comic but for few that really understand how the game was back in the days, it was a sad one especially for those that lost someone dear/close.

Before the completion of my secondary school, I could tell I had some OT about SEC because of the environment I grew up.

I got initiated November 6, 1999 somewhere around Apete. Prior to this day, I never knew I was going to be initiated. On this faithful night, I was with someone I would refer to here as my godfather. We were both coming from his girlfriends place when he met Ibro (someone I later got to know was the FC). Ibro told my godfather there was a flight going on (the time was around 9:30 pm), godfather asked if I would like to belong and I said yes. I followed the FC straight the the G.

The beating I got that night hmmm. It got to a point when I started blaming myself what I came to do. Got home after the ini and my roomies were asking where I have been all night. I had to lie. Meanwhile in my room we had some guests that had left their various homes because of alot of casala that happened that night.

After the ini, I LOST my PEACE and FREEDOM. Not from rival frat men but from Ibro. He started disturbing for one thing or the other (monies) up and down. Ibro comes into my house when I am sleeping to wake me up. We would have that long discussion where my roomies would ask where I got to know the dreaded guy. They later got to know what transpired between us anyways.

To cut the story short, there was this HIT where baba T got killed by in Apete. This was a guy that was said got back from Lagos that night and was killed same night. His dead body was brought to the field at the north campus for all to see. During this period a friend from my town had come to hide his head at my place because of the HIT that was going on at his school then (where scores have been killed). Immediately he saw this, his heart melt and told us to organize money that he had to leave IB same day. Airlords retaliated and killed some as well after few weeks at across/elemuloke. All the men that did this HIT on AYE left town and there was peace on campus. The Aye boys after few weeks killed JOKER.

Joker was an Eiye officer at one of the campus annex back then. He was on IT then and came to check on a girlfriend. I saw him somewhere around fanawole with the girl on that faithful Sunday. That Sunday, Joker was dropped at Sango. I heard that night that one Airlord got killed but never knew he was someone I know right from secondary school. My godfather had to run to our house that night to sleep and left Apete/Campus through UI gate (he cant leave through the schools main gate) next day.

I was so fortunate I finished my ND with no scratch and tagging. I left the same day I wrote my last examination and went straight to a Uni (where I already had an admission).

I was admitted for a 5 years course at the Uni. At 400l at uni, my godfather who happens to be part of my family till date came around and was chatting with someone when I met them. I greeted him the way I use to anytime I see him, na so the guy he was chatting with (seeing the way we greeted) said some codes which I responded. He started asking why I have not been relating and I told him right there, I am on 5 years course and wouldn't want to be disturbed. the guy just left me like that. this same guy was an old man oo and came to start allover in my school though we were at the same level back then. I later saw him on campus while he was chatting with a friend infront of the SUG building I clawed him and he told the other guy who happens to be an airlord who I was. I just greeted them and left.

For those that have shared this thread with their loved ones pls, keep sharing. There is nothing in cultism. The day you join is the day you give away your PEACE and FREEDOM.

SHUN CULTISM
SAY NO TO CULTISM
IT KILLS FASTER THAN HIV/AIDS.

Do your fine boy. If you told not to date a girl, run away from such girl plssssssssssss.
Wise Man...
Romance › Re: - by SmellingAnus(m): 7:38am On Jul 12, 2019
The irony of everything is that the wife may see nothing wrong with this... cheesy
Travel › Re: This Is Flooded Nkpolu Rumuigbo In Port Harcourt Not Atlantic Ocean. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:28am On Jul 12, 2019
NyenwePHC:
angry
This spot thought me a very bitter lesson last year November, I ran into a very huge manhole that nearly swallowed my beautiful Camry. My car has never be the same again angry angry

In as much as WIKE and Amaechi keep avoiding this route, then there is no way they could feel the plight of motorist

There usual route is from Government house/GRAs through Eliozu to Igwuruta down to Airport that's why they aren't concerned about that spot.

The community members have done everything humanly possible to draw the attention of all concerned stakeholders either tru violent protest or peaceful protest all to no avail. Protests in whatever form has always led to lost of live. Nigerian are just at the mercy of the Almighty God. May the soul of those who died in this course rest in peace
Is Ameachi the current Governor? ... When Ameachi was the Governor it wasn't as bad as this...

By the way it's this the same Nyewe that had his office along stadium road?

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