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Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by SmellingAnus(m): 11:36pm On Jun 16, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
grin grin grin.....you said when her husbands side chick calls, the wife carries the phone to him.....too bad, that is what happens when a woman feels that marriage is the only achievement she can attain in life. You even said she is a house wife, she is helpless, and dependent, she can even be turned to a slave. As for other independent women. Who are tolerating cheating men, they are there because of their children. Divorce affects kids more.
obviously, you are a Nigerian and you are single so you will not understand... grin one thing about life is to becareful of what you criticize cos you may end up finding yourself in the same scenario and yours may even be worse... You are still very young ... Cheating is bad but I have come to know that many Nigerian women endure a cheating husband...
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by SmellingAnus(m): 11:21pm On Jun 16, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Hmm.....she will help them from high BP, yet helps them to contact HIV, and STDs. Cheating in marriage is what people should preach against, no twists about it. I don't even know how a married couple could be able to forgive a cheating couple who brings home STDs and other diseases......
two questions I will love to ask you... 1. Are you a Nigerian
2. Are you married?


When single; many Nigerian women seem to say I can't take cheating but when they are married, most of them endure it...

I have a stubborn female cousin that the husband cheats on her... She fights him, did many things to stop him from cheating but it never worked... Until she got tired... When his side chick calls him, she will be the one to take the phone to him... So the husband was now scared of his wife... He became even more respectful to his wife that stopped fighting him... The car he bought for himself, he gave it to his house wife my cousin as a gift while he uses public transport... I will not say he probably doesn't cheat but he now respects my cousin more... Forget some nonsense comments on Nairaland, it's only when you are there you will understand... I am single but majority of my friends are married... If I have 10friends, at least 9 cheat on their wives... (Fact)... So back to my question above
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by SmellingAnus(m): 10:43pm On Jun 16, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
All these stupid prostitutes, they see cheating in marriage as no big deal, hence they encourage people to accept cheating.
Lol .. The Irony of everything is that many women are suffering from high blood pressure because of their cheating husbands.... Lol... Maybe the woman is trying to help her fellow women from hbp grin
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by SmellingAnus(m): 10:41pm On Jun 16, 2019
dominique:
She's old and desperately looking for husband, there is nothing women like her won't say to gain men's approval. I'm sure some men would have started looking for how to get accross to her by now. What they don't know is women like this will not hesitate to bathe you with boiling oil if you dare step out on them. Was it not Amara Van Lare that was always preaching submissive, virtuous woman mumbo jumbo on Facebook while she and her kids were busy showing her (now ex) husband pepper in reality? Take women like this seriously at your own risk, they're mostly green snakes.
it depends from the angle you choose to look at from ... Her ex is now divorced again after married another woman... So there is obviously something wrong with Amara and her ex...
Family › Re: Cheating Is Never Worth It by SmellingAnus(m): 8:14pm On Jun 16, 2019
True but the dvck is not reasonable
Politics › Re: ISIS Attacks Nigerian Soldiers, Kills Commander And 20 Others - Tribune Online by SmellingAnus(m): 12:23am On Jun 16, 2019
SheikhMuniru:
So you no dey read bible abi, You disgraced prophet jesus this morning... Don't tell me you never heard of the parable of ten virgins in bible grin
you said Jesus Promised Christians ten virgins... I want you to show me the Bible reference and I will convert happily to Islam ...
Politics › Re: ISIS Attacks Nigerian Soldiers, Kills Commander And 20 Others - Tribune Online by SmellingAnus(m): 12:16am On Jun 16, 2019
SheikhMuniru:
It probably can happen in South West as u said as if S/W is agitating for anything ...

I don't need to ask from anybody, This is what I know. You just go and read, Or I should give u the bible reference to check that??
yes Sir... Give me the Bible reference where Jesus promised Christians 10 virgins and I will become a Muslim...
Politics › Re: ISIS Attacks Nigerian Soldiers, Kills Commander And 20 Others - Tribune Online by SmellingAnus(m): 12:04am On Jun 16, 2019
SheikhMuniru:
The parable of ten virgins, go and read more about it...

You can't be chasing but you're chasing as u said that they can't be constituting major threat ... Read ur texts over and over again
let me summarize what i said and meant... The South-South especially Bayelsa where I come from are not scared of being Islamized neither are we scared of any Fulanization agenda because we know it's not possible in our region if course even you understand it can't happen... It probably can happen in the South West etc... Be that as it may, we still have good Muslims that are not terrorists or radicals in our region and we appreciate them...

As of the the ten virgins, if you think I am lying you can ask as many Christians as you can if Jesus ever promised Christians virgins... Sorry for the typos ..
Family › Re: My Elder Brother Decide To Keep Mute. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:57pm On Jun 15, 2019
Hasheem1hash:
We have not been doing that but even if we do, why must it be when i locked my room and travel?? i
The more reason you should apologize to him ... It could have been anything urgent...
Celebrities › Re: VIDEO: Bobrisky Spotted On A Motorbike “okada” Despite Claiming To Own N50M Benz by SmellingAnus(m): 11:52pm On Jun 15, 2019
Nothing wrong in using okada... He may have his reasons ... Those that own cars know that there are certain journeys/movement that it will be better to use public transport than your personal car...

Such reasons could be traffic or time related...

It could also be that you are about to get to the airport and you don't even have a driver so you decide to use public transport... Infact many reasons could make one not use his car...
Family › Re: My Elder Brother Decide To Keep Mute. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:50pm On Jun 15, 2019
Is it the first time he is doing this or you guys are fond of doing this to eachother? Anyway, he is your elder brother... Apologize to him but I know he will think twice before trying that again...
Politics › Re: ISIS Attacks Nigerian Soldiers, Kills Commander And 20 Others - Tribune Online by SmellingAnus(m): 11:46pm On Jun 15, 2019
SheikhMuniru:
Your people from Biafool And Ipig said they want to send away with force all Muslims Living in their region, hope u knw and heard about dis, why that?? Say d truth... And explain the parable of 10 virgins Jesus promised u in paradise
Lol... No place in the Bible where Jesus promised anybody 1 virgin not to talk of 10 virgins ... Let me correct you so that you don't go and say it to another Christian...

About chasing of Muslims... I am from the South South Bayelsa to be precised.. We can't be chasing away Muslims cos they can't constitute a major threat to our region... They probably can try that in the South-West etc... But not in somewhere like Bayelsa State or even PH where I live... Since you were born, have you ever seen two mad men fighting against eachother Lol...
Politics › Re: ISIS Attacks Nigerian Soldiers, Kills Commander And 20 Others - Tribune Online by SmellingAnus(m): 10:58pm On Jun 15, 2019
SheikhMuniru:
You Must Be A Yoruba Xtian, Your Xtians Counterpart From Ipig And Biafool Region Are Disturbing The Peace And Progress Of Nigeria, What Can You Say To This?
The difference is that they didn't do that in the name of religion... They never claimed that Allah or better still Jesus sent them.... Finally, kidnapping and armed robbery is terrible but terrorism is worse... I just feel sorry for some of my Muslim friends that are actually nice and even better than many Christians... Even within last week, I benefited from a female Muslim... They have the good ones just as there are good and bad Christians but the terrible thing all over the world is that Islamic terrorist do so because they believe Allah commanded them to do so and they will also be rewarded with 72 virgins that you can get here on Earth... Sorry for the typos....
Politics › Re: Buhari's Cabinet: Why Amaechi Is A Sure Banker; Ambode's Has K-leg by SmellingAnus(m): 8:48pm On Jun 15, 2019
The best Minister under this terrible Government ..
Celebrities › Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu's Wife Reacts To Romantic Pic Of Him On Set With Mercy Aigbe by SmellingAnus(m): 5:13pm On Jun 15, 2019
sinaj:
yea its been a while
Happy weekend smiley
thanks dear... Same to you... cool
Celebrities › Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu's Wife Reacts To Romantic Pic Of Him On Set With Mercy Aigbe by SmellingAnus(m): 4:18pm On Jun 15, 2019
sinaj:
Hehe

Please take a flight to PH o!

Before PH weather will turn that kiss to something else behind the scene grin
Lol.. with this Ph weather it's already to late... Mercy is already pregnant...

Been a while love...
Romance › Re: It Gives Me Pleasure When A Woman Makes Me Her Slave-nigerian Man Cries For Help by SmellingAnus(m): 3:26pm On Jun 15, 2019
ogorwyne:
He sent that message privately to SDK. If she wanted people to read his weird message, why not keep his identity intact?
Happy July3rd in advance cool
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy's Bae Stefflon Don Gushes About Him On Radio, Calls Him Her Husband by SmellingAnus(m): 9:16am On Jun 15, 2019
Lol .. Burna don confuse this one toto brain with him big preek undecided
Romance › Re: Did You Have Sex In Secondary School? Share Your Story by SmellingAnus(m): 11:53pm On Jun 14, 2019
sircrabo:
If its FGC PH that I know, girls and guys don't prep togther. The girls leave immediatly after dinner while boys go for prep. Still wondering how nd when theycould haave done tht
Lol... Folks bleeped anyhow in FGC Rumuokoro PH back then ... Even day students sef dey bleep back then... This was when Late Sir S.W.B Yeri was the Principal...
Romance › Re: Did You Have Sex In Secondary School? Share Your Story by SmellingAnus(m): 11:50pm On Jun 14, 2019
stephleena:
hmm.,also a product of"pro-unitate"..and I wonder,where u guys had all the time to do all this...night prep??,or box-room??coz I doubt u,ever did that,at the farm..
I am also a Prounitate... It's very possible... Folks were sleeping anyhow then...
Romance › Re: A Short Story (18)+ by SmellingAnus(m): 11:35pm On Jun 14, 2019
lilianofentse:
I need feedback from you guys, if i should continue
Continue and don't keep me waiting cool
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has Finally Left Me To Another Guy. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:44am On Jun 14, 2019
DrCruz:
@SmellingAnus
@Jayslicky
Thank you so very much.

I pray that God should help me to secure another job asap, that will keep me busy and help me take my mind off her.

Once again, tnx u all! I really appreciate
Welcome Bro... All the best
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has Finally Left Me To Another Guy. by SmellingAnus(m):
So, so sorry bro... This is the reality of life... These things will only make you wiser... My honest prayer for you is that you will recover financially in Jesus Name. Amen.. Don't think and kill yourself.... If you have a mother, she still needs you alive ... There are still some family members that want you alive and there are people that you will be there helper in the future... So please remain alive and be wise... Hustle smartly...

Let me encourage you with these words...

1. That a vehicle stopped half way doesn't mean it's the end of the journey...

2. There is no life too scattered that can't be gathered... There is no life too disrupted that can't be corrected...

3. When your back is on the ground, your eyes should be on the Lord...

4. No matter how dark the night is, it can't prevent the brightness of the morning...

5. Never give up on yourself as long as you are still breathing... A living dog is better than a dead lion...


6. Finally... Let me pass this Rhema to you... God through dreams showed Joseph how successful and influential he will be but God never showed him three things that actually set the ball rolling towards his success...
i. God never showed him that his brothers will sell him into slavery...

ii, God never showed him the setup he will face from the wife of Portifer...

III, God never showed him that he was to be in prison for years...

These unpleasant three things above contributed in the fulfillment of the dreams of Joseph... Your Joblessness and rejection suffered may just part of the things you will go through in order to get to a better destination if you don't give up.... Cheers...

Sorry for the typos...
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Fans Ask Hazard To Kiss The Badge by SmellingAnus(m): 11:24pm On Jun 13, 2019
KingLennon:
And chelsea meets Real madrid in the champions league and Hazard scores the winning goal that sends them parking grin
We will still love him and even support Real Madrid
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Girl And Shes Dating Someone Else Help by SmellingAnus(m): 5:13pm On Jun 12, 2019
You don't need help, it's a condom you need.. She is already giving you green light to Bleep her silly... Na her boyfriend I pity... Cos after you fvck her, she go dey disrespect her boyfriend more and more undecided
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by SmellingAnus(m): 3:01pm On Jun 12, 2019
Despite the fact that Korea is losing 1-nil at half-time now, I don't think Korea will lose this match undecided
Celebrities › Re: This Year By Jaywon Performed By Choir Master In A Celestial Church, Small Docto by SmellingAnus(m): 2:59pm On Jun 12, 2019
Feranmhine:
CCC Genesis Global
8/12, Dalemo, Alakuko
Oh Thanks for the info... Was just inquisitive... This parish seems to be moving with time... The inside of the church looks like a Pentecostal church I attend in Ph...
Celebrities › Re: This Year By Jaywon Performed By Choir Master In A Celestial Church, Small Docto by SmellingAnus(m): 2:44pm On Jun 12, 2019
What is the name of this parish
Sports › Re: C. Ronaldo Vs Lionel Messi by SmellingAnus(m): 10:47am On Jun 12, 2019
Both are very good... This question is akin to asking which came out first between the chicken and the egg...

There will always be good reasons to say Messi is better so also there will always be good reasons to say Ronaldo is better...
It's neither here nor there...
Romance › Re: Since I Lost My Job, I Now Beg My Wife For Sex - Nigerian Man Cries by SmellingAnus(m): 12:11am On Jun 12, 2019
Oyindidi:
My younger sister marriage
oh nice....
Romance › Re: Since I Lost My Job, I Now Beg My Wife For Sex - Nigerian Man Cries by SmellingAnus(m): 6:35pm On Jun 11, 2019
Oyindidi:
No be small enjoyment
remain some for me o

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