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Politics › Re: Many Nigerians In Our South Africa Are Drug Traffickers- Naledi Pandor, Minister by SmellingAnus(m): 10:35pm On Sep 05, 2019
dollytino4real:
ok, u wan food or u fork! abi u want bhuth
hahahaha that one na my Benin ex dey Sabi ask me that question... grin
Politics › Re: Many Nigerians In Our South Africa Are Drug Traffickers- Naledi Pandor, Minister by SmellingAnus(m): 10:23pm On Sep 05, 2019
dollytino4real:
hw work today, rain beat u reach house abi
I dey house already before the rain...
Politics › Re: Many Nigerians In Our South Africa Are Drug Traffickers- Naledi Pandor, Minister by SmellingAnus(m): 10:10pm On Sep 05, 2019
dollytino4real:
my guy wen sabi everything
my better madam...
Politics › Re: Many Nigerians In Our South Africa Are Drug Traffickers- Naledi Pandor, Minister by SmellingAnus(m): 8:57pm On Sep 05, 2019
dollytino4real:
give a dog bad name to hang it,
you try o... You be first to comment grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Sold Engagement Ring To Buy Wedding Gown To Wed Another Man by SmellingAnus(m): 3:27pm On Sep 04, 2019
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Looting Shoprite Dry In Retaliation by SmellingAnus(m): 1:18am On Sep 04, 2019
I see
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Clashes With South African Over Xenophobic Attacks On Nigerians by SmellingAnus(m): 5:30pm On Sep 03, 2019
FacelessKing:
I followed Apostle Sule on Twitter when he was doing his $1,000 answer and win competition.
Made a few tries but couldn’t win and I totally understand cus there were better answers.

What I don’t like is the way he’s trying so hard to be relevant in the social media space. Trying to “savage” every situation.

I expect to see a ‘calm man of God’ on Twitter but all I see is ‘manage this block’ every where...

Disappointed!!
Every man of God can not be calm like John... Some will be like Elijah... Even Paul made someone go blind in the new testament...
Romance › Re: I Nor Won Break Table Sha,but Na So We See Am. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:39pm On Sep 03, 2019
Chei... I no wan be bestie again grin
Romance › Re: Guys Which Of These Two Ladies Would You Prefer To Marry. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:24am On Sep 03, 2019
Toks2008:
Lalasticlala I guess this is insightful.
@ your question: I guess this is one of the reasons why most married men have side chicks grin
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Ike & Venita Seen In "Love Play" While Mercy Was In The Kitchen (Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:43pm On Sep 02, 2019
An erect dvck has no conscience grin
Romance › Re: My Ex Want Me Back by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29am On Sep 02, 2019
My brother she will still cheat and even dump you especially when you are still very broke... Just focus on making your life better even if you choose to have her back...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Germany asks Polish forgiveness 80 years after World War II outbreak by SmellingAnus(m): 9:17am On Sep 01, 2019
Warsaw saw war and war saw Warsaw...
Family › Re: Upata Rivers State Bride Price, Marriage Constitution - Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 11:41pm On Aug 31, 2019
Make i go look for wife from there o grin
Politics › Re: FG To Launch Solar-powered Vehicles – Amaechi by SmellingAnus(m): 7:56am On Aug 30, 2019
PapaNnamdi:
dunno if it's just me,
seeing this man's face gets me angry,

he looks like someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself,

never met him,
buh I can bet he is egocentric as f*uck
The man may be very rude at least he is one of the best Ministers in this present terrible Government... Apart from the fact that he did very well as a Governor ...
Sports › Re: Ronaldo, Van Dijk Or Messi: Who Wins Europe’s Best Player Award? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02am On Aug 29, 2019
Virgil van Dijk
Politics › Re: Japanese Citizens Join Ipob In Protest For Buahris Prosecution by SmellingAnus(m): 8:14am On Aug 29, 2019
plaindealer:
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...which I stand by 1000000000000000%.
good... I am neither IPOB nor Zombie��
Politics › Re: Japanese Citizens Join Ipob In Protest For Buahris Prosecution by SmellingAnus(m): 4:15am On Aug 29, 2019
plaindealer:
You only get such absurd, comedic and laughable skit from ipobs..


grin grin
Let me quote what you wrote in another thread...

Below is what you wrote on another thread


" real Nigerians and the majority love the president and gave him another 4 years to spend in office. ".. . grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Post Nude Pictures Of Themselves On social mediak by SmellingAnus(m): 2:35am On Aug 29, 2019
They know that many males will like it but will still pretend to call them farm tools or hoes...
Politics › Re: Japanese Citizens Join Ipob In Protest For Buahris Prosecution by SmellingAnus(m): 2:29am On Aug 29, 2019
Although I am not in support of Nnamdi Kanu type of Biafra idealogy but I have to give it to him that he is arguably the most influential leader from Nigeria in the world....
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tacha Kneels Down To Apologise To Biggie by SmellingAnus(m): 2:22am On Aug 29, 2019
Another front page loading grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is At The Verge Of A Breakup - Oyedepo by SmellingAnus(m): 2:31pm On Aug 28, 2019
Technically, with the kind if divisions and hatred against different tribes/ethnic groups... We have already broken up as a country...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend by SmellingAnus(m): 9:18am On Aug 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:
My take on it, we all need time to simmer down or it gets a little overwhelming. You guys were together not too long ago, he checked up on you afterwards, so there's nothing alarming there. He's probably just soaking it in so to speak & will resume with your usual routine after he's collected himself, misses you or whatever the case may be. Don't read too much into now because it's only been a couple of days after all. Don't be distant to him or act weird because he could just be getting himself together or whatever.

@bolded though..
Matured write-up... Keep it up...
Politics › Re: How Was Nnamdi Kanu Able To Make Thousands Of Igbos Fly Into Japan Without.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:09pm On Aug 27, 2019
Officialgarri:
Ever wondered how people give up their savings to a supposed man of God, hoping to see a miracle?

It's called brainwashing.

When one is frustrated and have subjected himself to mental torture, his brain and mind becomes weak and feeble. He finds solutions or he looks for means to express his pains...

Only the frustrated and brainwashed souls are constantly being duped by your saviour

1. Only one person told his people that Buhari is Jubrin...
His people knew he was lying but they sheepishly embraced the lie.

2. One person tells his cows to fly to Japan to commit suicide. Noticing the mission was a failure, he comes out to tell his people that '' haa!! Buhari didn't go to Japan o "
His people knew that's an obvious lie. Of course, they saw the pictures, saw videos..

But guess what, they have been enslaved mentally. They said... It's Photoshop.
This is a perfect example of Mental slavery
I agree with you... So also those defending a dictator are also brainwashed...
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide As Wife Refuses To Have Sex With Him In Delta (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:07pm On Aug 27, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Lol good

If only this applies to all Nigerian men
We are wiser than this....
Celebrities › Re: Femi Otedola Cautions Mr. Eazi To Handle His Daughter, Temi With Care by SmellingAnus(m): 1:55pm On Aug 27, 2019
Lol... We know what he means... grin
Romance › Re: goood dayyyy by SmellingAnus(m): 1:54pm On Aug 27, 2019
Obviously your boyfriend is not a broke guy if not you probably would have dumped him....
Politics › Re: What I Will Do If I’m Attacked Abroad – Amaechi by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22pm On Aug 26, 2019
I am not a fan of Buhari's Government but them no born them well to attack Amaechi...
Romance › Re: What Is The Extent Of Financial Help You Can Offer A Platonic Friend? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:56pm On Aug 24, 2019
dollytino4real:
I dey miss lunch time Bole
grin grin them no get am there...

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