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Music/Radio › Re: Drop Your Foreign Interesting Old Songs by SmellingAnus(m):
Annie's Song... John Denver

We should be together - Don Williams...

Lucile - Kenny Rogers

End of the world - Skitter Davies


Next door to Alice - Smokie..

I believe in you - Don Williams

Top of the World - Carpenters

Jolene - Dolly Parton

You know I love you - Dolly Parton

Someday - Alan Jackson


Lord I hope this day is good - Don Williams


You better watch what you are doing to me - Eric Donaldson

Redemption Song - Bob Marley



Cc: Mznaett
Sports › Re: It's A Goodbye - Eden Hazard Confirms Chelsea Exit by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01am On May 30, 2019
We Chelsea fans wish you the best in your next hustle.... We are proud of you and we promise to support Real Madrid always except when they are playing against us...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup Final (4 - 1) On 29th May 2019 by SmellingAnus(m): 10:35pm On May 29, 2019
Blue is the colour ...

Football is the game...

Congratulations to my fellow Chelsea fans...
Politics › Re: Amaechi Replies Peter Obi: I’m More Relevant In National Politics Than You by SmellingAnus(m): 10:20pm On May 29, 2019
dollytino4real:
guy u be amaechi p.a
hahahahah my dear...
Romance › Re: After All Ive Done For Her,she Said She's Not Attracted to me by SmellingAnus(m): 4:05pm On May 29, 2019
Nice entertaining write-up as usual ...

As long as that babe is concerned... She has seen a mugu in you... You are just a friend with benefits that deserves nothing more than a side hug from her... For now she is not willing to show you even her lap not to talk of the colour of her pant...

Since your goal is to get into her slightly hairy cunt ( pls nobody should ask me how I knew that she has a slightly hairy cunt.. grin) you should avoid her or stop picking her calls as long as possible but try and assist her as before only when she wants a haircut and decides to pay you with any amount she has...

Her friend is not appealing to you if not I would have asked you to move over to her friend...
Politics › Re: Amaechi Replies Peter Obi: I’m More Relevant In National Politics Than You by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On May 29, 2019
beatcoins:
For negative or positive gains of his people? Its not about how active one is, if it has no impact on the people. Think about it. Amaechi was mostly in the news for negative reasons.
Lol... I have spent over 90percent of my life in PH.... I can tell you for free that Ameachi is one of the best things to have come out from PH after Alfred Diette Spiff who was the first Governor of Rivers State... No doubt since he joined APC there has been many negative side of him in the news but that didn't affect his performance as a Minister... In my opinion, he is arguably the best performing Minister in this disappointing Government...
Politics › Re: Amaechi Replies Peter Obi: I’m More Relevant In National Politics Than You by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04pm On May 28, 2019
Amaechi also said right from when he became Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly till date his name has been in the front burner of national politics far more than Peter Obi.

Ameachi is very correct on the above response...
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Biggest Life Lesson You Have Learnt? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:15pm On May 27, 2019
Theboss100:
I Have Learnt Never To Trust Sites Like Wakanda.Ng. They Are Liars And Never Pay People Their Earnings Except Their Cronies. I Spent Money But Never Got Anything, They Are Scammers
yes they are scammers... The sad news is that they are still functioning and will still scam more persons...
Romance › Re: Pls How Can A Female Cope With An Inverted Nipple. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:17pm On May 26, 2019
charliboy654:
Wtf is an inverted nipple. I never hear that one b4
you never hear am but you fit don suck am b4 grin
Celebrities › Re: Purfcie Conna: I Am Still A Virgin, Never Had Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On May 26, 2019
Lol
Politics › Re: The Moment Amaechi Thanked Buhari For Not Converting Him To Islam (PHOTOS) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:07pm On May 26, 2019
Lol
Education › Re: SS2 Boy Brought A Gun, Tear Gas And Dynamite To School For Fight Ss3 Student by SmellingAnus(m): 11:12pm On May 25, 2019
Yes my days in Ph, those years them dey bring gun for SS2 SS3 fight but these days children don add teargas and dynamite... Time go come when na suicide bomber Dem go bring... SMH...
Romance › Re: Am In A Big Mess by SmellingAnus(m): 7:51pm On May 24, 2019
This is what happens when the Toto is very sweet grin
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Iheuwa: Ubi Franklin Expecting His 4th Child From The 4th Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 1:33am On May 24, 2019
Sapphire86:
At this point, this is just ridiculous!

As a human being, you should control your libido and NOT the other way round....

Mr Franklin, you are very irresponsible!
There are many persons that have been involved in more abortions than the four kids he is about to have ... I guess he would have been responsible to you if the ladies had aborted all four babies undecided
Family › Re: How Do I Cope With My Wife Pressure? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:34pm On May 23, 2019
dollytino4real:
u see
hahahah chei very correct babe....
Family › Re: How Do I Cope With My Wife Pressure? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:21pm On May 22, 2019
Isabellah:
I am sorry but some men need to hear this, No woman is faithful to a broke man..

Go and hustle and i wish you all the best
I agree with you at least 99percent...


Even when a man is not broke, many of them just like their male counterparts are not faithful not to talk of when the man is broke...

Na double wahala for deadbody
Christianity Etc › Re: T.B. Joshua, World’s ‘most Powerful Minister’ — American by SmellingAnus(m): 3:14pm On May 22, 2019
I Perfectly agree ...
Family › Re: Snake In My Roof by SmellingAnus(m): 11:07am On May 21, 2019
MissEfe:
I can't sleep oh
grin grin
Family › Re: Snake In My Roof by SmellingAnus(m): 11:03am On May 21, 2019
folake4u:
Me too embarassed
grin grin grin
Family › Re: Snake In My Roof by SmellingAnus(m): 10:55am On May 21, 2019
joeargy:
what kind of thread is this? now I can't sleep

wall gecko just climb my leg now and I use speed jump up, few minute later cockroach climb my body, I jump up, I can't sleep, why did the mod allow this thread on front page? which kin triller and horror movie be dis sef
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: How I Survived Drowning by SmellingAnus(m): 10:25am On May 21, 2019
craigkoel1989:
We are just friends nothing attached
most important thing you have learnt your lessons... At least you will not make that mistake again even if it's your wife that insist you do it grin
Romance › Re: How I Survived Drowning by SmellingAnus(m): 10:14am On May 21, 2019
craigkoel1989:
Abeg oooh just a friend
Which even makes it worse... Is bad enough to attempt suicide for a pussy you have fvcked ... But it's even worse to attempt suicide because of girl wey u Neva pound.. grin
Romance › Re: How I Survived Drowning by SmellingAnus(m): 9:59am On May 21, 2019
skylowlow:
Lolzz

He came by toto and almost died by toto..
anyway I no blame am... Never underestimate the power of a sweet wet toto grin
Romance › Re: How I Survived Drowning by SmellingAnus(m): 9:51am On May 21, 2019
My simple question for you is... Are you still with that babe that almost made you commit suicide in the pool undecided
Cc: craigkoel1989
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Suleman‘s old friend & his wife fainted as he gifted them 4bedroom flats by SmellingAnus(m): 1:21pm On May 20, 2019
Ferdinandu:
My point is that he said old friend not a random person my friend
I get you... Nigeria is currently the poverty capital in the world so more than half of Nigerians will be happy to have a friend like Apostle Suleman that will do the same thing even if he decides to broadcast it on CNN... A man that had issues paying his house rent and an old friend came and not only paid the house rent but also made him a landlord of four flats.... I want to be hearing more stories like this so that it can also inspired me to do more at my small level... Too many negative news in the country so it's good to see news like this...
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Suleman‘s old friend & his wife fainted as he gifted them 4bedroom flats by SmellingAnus(m): 11:57am On May 20, 2019
Ferdinandu:
If He is truly his old friend, why showing the whole world that he wants to do them a favour. Which kind of nonsense friend is this? He just want to use them to polish his ministry
If not for poverty, those couple should have called him aside and discuss the cost of positive publicity he stylishly used them to do for his ministry. I'm sure if you value the cost of that advert, it is more than the value of the house. How much does MTN, Glo and Co pay to those celebrities they use for advert. These churches are equivalent to these big companies
a poor man doesn't care... All he needs is what is good for him...

Even Jesus healed people in front of other persons... He probably would have called such persons aside and heal them or what do you think not to forget the public feed of over 4000 persons by Jesus...
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Suleman‘s old friend & his wife fainted as he gifted them 4bedroom flats by SmellingAnus(m): 11:53am On May 20, 2019
Baawaa:
They are disgracing themselves yeye people grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
lol... You no go understand... If poverty don baptize you before and someone do to you half of wetin Apostle do... Na that time you go understand the man condition
Christianity Etc › Re: Funke Felix-Adejumo: "The Side Chick Is Eating Your Remnant, Act Unbothered" by SmellingAnus(m): 2:20am On May 20, 2019
doyinbaby:
Married women please bother about infections o....don't allow a promiscuous husband infect with HIV or gonorrhoea from side chick o
when you act bothered, will it stop the man from cheating or it will help you to develop BP undecided
Romance › Re: Fellow Nairalander I Need Your Opinion On Issue. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:58pm On May 19, 2019
acesboy:
haba bro. Nothing of such happened, did you read my epistles at all?
okay bro my apologies... But you don already lead her on... If you never fvck her then better for you... Truth be say she go dey very hurt but it's better you make her understand on time say you value una friendship and you no want anything to spoil am although your mind never ready for relationship so make she move on with her life... You fit tell her you already dey relationship sef...

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