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Romance › Re: Teenage Actress, Rosemond Brown Goes Under Attack For Exposing Her Private Part by SmellingAnus(m): 3:47pm On Dec 10, 2018
See that brezz... Hand work of men... undecided
Romance › Re: The Only Thing You Should Do For A Man Is Pray For Him Don't Help Anyone by SmellingAnus(m): 1:05pm On Dec 10, 2018
highqueen:
Broke guys always feel.insecure when dating a working class lady.
But op, why go below your standard? Thank God you have learnt your lessons. Please, move on and don't be deceived next time.
you are right dear... Same way I will advise my fellow guys that are not broke to go for working class financially independent babes instead of being with broke babes that see such men as a poverty alleviation programme
Romance › Re: How Could She Prefer Anal Sex To Vaginal? She Said Its More Pleasurable by SmellingAnus(m): 12:50pm On Dec 10, 2018
You are asking if girls enjoy SmellingAnus more undecided
Politics › Re: A Facebooker Has This To Say About The Rejuvenated Buhari Claims By Chris Ngige by SmellingAnus(m): 10:31am On Dec 10, 2018
Lol...
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Buys New Private Jet Reportedly Worth $15 Million by SmellingAnus(m): 10:15am On Dec 10, 2018
valdes00:
Reason why I am praying to God..

Na only boys I need... I dont need girls...
One of my boys must blow for football...
By force by fire....
With the amount of football trials I did and I was not picked, i must make sure the mistake wont happen again...
I don dey straighten my first son left leg at 8mnth, na left he must use ...
Hard work, prayer and visa to the abroad na him sure pass....
you be better father I swear... You get good plans for your son
Romance › Re: Young Man’s Awkward Selfie With His Partner In Bed Trends Online. Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22am On Dec 10, 2018
It amazes me how folks who probably suck pussys are now irritated that a guy placed his head on a pussy covered by panties undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Tithe: Akpororo Blasts Daddy Freeze Again. Has This Question For Him by SmellingAnus(m): 11:46pm On Dec 08, 2018
kimbraa:
These ones above me are either Muslims, Atheists, or Pagans. I don't see why you should be bothering yourself about who pays tithe, and who doesn't when you've made it clear that Christianity is based on deceit and falsehood. Seems you have more problems than the average Christian paying tithe/offerings, but not complaining. Abeg, why e dey pain una?

You that's not gullible, how has your knowledge benefited you and Nigeria other than being on Nairaland 24/7 making mad money for Séun while your mates are hustling? Your problems are inward, not Christianity. cheesy
I no dey lick ass but I no mind lick yours for this statement
Christianity Etc › Re: The Experience Lagos 2018 "Jesus Our King" Live Stream by SmellingAnus(m): 8:10pm On Dec 07, 2018
peczy1st:
Convened and hosted by Pastor Paul Adefarasin, [/url]
Change the heading from 2017 to 2018 cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Experience Lagos 2018 "Jesus Our King" Live Stream by SmellingAnus(m): 8:06pm On Dec 07, 2018
Nice... So thirsty for the experience... O recommend this programme for all to view ... Not a member of House on the Rock... Infact I belong to the Body of Christ... It's time for Christians irrespective of denominations to be United and stand for each other...
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Bishop Oyedepo's Claim Of Being Dangerously Wealthy by SmellingAnus(m): 5:25pm On Dec 06, 2018
Na who do you this thing undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Shiloh Sacrifice Scam by SmellingAnus(m): 8:53am On Dec 06, 2018
GoTV:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I'm ashamed that the fraud called Oyedepo has finally gone mad to the extent of peddling falsehood on the pulpit just to discredit the president. Oyedepo has always been an arrogant, irresponsible con artist hiding under Christianity to perpetuate his fraud. This useless man is not the only pastor in Nigeria and his constant attacks on the president means the anti corruption crusade is biting him hard unlike previous regimes that gave him and his likes import waivers and other soft landing. Oyedepo is a disgrace to Christianity and he's way of life is not even Christ like to begin with. The federal government should give him the Elzaky-zaky treatment should Buhari win in 2019. Such a terrible personality should not be walking free as his utterances are a threat to national security. In saner climes, people like Oyedepo will be terminated to the underworld by the FEDS to avoid impending doom. While Muslim leaders all over the country remain mute and non partisan in the political atmosphere, our useless Christian leaders like Mbaka and Oyedepo are bringing shame to the church. I only pity the Gullible members of winners chapel whose brain is pocketed by the fraudulent vermin called Oyedepo sad
Did you say you are born again grin hahahahahahahaha
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Behaving Childish And Strange by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29pm On Dec 05, 2018
victorian:
Starve you of sex indeed.

Pay her dowry, do needful and u will have enough sex than u bargained for.


She's smart I will say. Before you suck all the nutrients out from her body and widen her pussyyy like borehole, then after 4years , you will open another thread : please how do I break up with my clingy gf, without hurting her feelings. I want to move on. angry
hahahahaha
Romance › Re: What Can You Do For Love? Tell me! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:37pm On Dec 05, 2018
Khallyella:
Anything this year, As from 2019, I'll just be myself and not try to impress anyone angry
my dear start it now... Although it doesn't mean you shouldn't be respectful but love yourself very well cool
Romance › Re: Once You Are Tested HIV Positive, You Are A Dead Person – Nigerian Man by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59am On Dec 03, 2018
stupidity:
He’s right though. Knowing your positive is what will eventually kill you not the HIV AIDS itself.


All this long talks since morning about “fvck”

Asin sex. Naija love sex!!!!!! Chai, I’m not exempted. At times I just want to spread her legs open and be admiring the pvssy.
hahahah you dey straightforward grin
Politics › Re: Uche Secondus Liyel Imoke And Other PDP Stalwarts Worshipped In Dunamis Today by SmellingAnus(m): 12:05am On Dec 03, 2018
omoiyalayi:
I hope they knows that pasta eneche has adopt buhari as the next nigeria president

I bet they don't cos if they do they won't near the church
go back and read that story again... It's not Pastor Enenche of Dunamis that is supporting Buhari...
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:43pm On Dec 02, 2018
Pajapaja:
I swear . one time like that about two years ago my condom burst two times in a row grin , I wan run mad
hahahah I understand that feeling bro... grin
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:41pm On Dec 02, 2018
Homeboiy:
The fear of STDs make me come quick

Run enter bathroom
e reach to fear... With the way HIV dey market now... Been almost two years now I never nak... Each time I come close fear go catch me even with condom... A friend of mine nak one babe for my house... Even as him use condom, him still get itchy manhood... Na so him dey scratch him preek... Fear sef catch me... Him treat him self for days before that sensation stop...
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Dec 02, 2018
Pajapaja:
It baffles me how these our ladies hardly or never say no to unprotected sex .
I did a small experiment the other day . On several occasions I lied to girls I don’t have condoms and only one out of four said she can’t do without condom . Then when I told her she can’t get pregnant. She said ok then .
Chaiii
Me that my condoms can never finish for where I pack them inside my wardrobe. Different brands
I have observed this too... They are so open to sex without condom... It frightens me my brother...
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On Dec 02, 2018
Homeboiy:
Guy I dey regret why I no wait later

The babe go dey reach tomorrow oo


Fear hol me now
I dey your shoe before, I run out of condom during sex for the second round... Mennn as the babe dey untop me, my sense return... I just wait till she cum... As I notice say she don cum , I tell her say I don tire, she try to plead to also make me cum but I just leave go pharmacy go confess say I don fuc.k without condom and I need drugs... Lol...
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:19pm On Dec 02, 2018
Homeboiy:
I just had sex with a girl this morning without condom

searched to buy and couldn't find

Fear of contacting STDs from her
Conji na bastard... So as you CUM your sense return abi grin
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:17pm On Dec 02, 2018
STDS...
Romance › Re: Many Ladies In The Late 30s Never Saw It Coming – Nigerian Man by SmellingAnus(m): 4:39pm On Dec 01, 2018
VERDA:
L
The problem with the whole reducing standards thing is not that it is bad to have standards but that a lot of ladies at their prime have very unrealistic standards which begin to reduce as they get older,more matured and understand life better.
L
beautiful comment...
Romance › Re: See What Happened To The Manhood Of A Man While Posing With A Lady(photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:04am On Dec 01, 2018
The Man dey advertise him abortion stick .. I no blame... Guys with abortion stick get higher self esteem... grin
Romance › Re: Do You Know Being Nakeddd In Public Is A Fantasy To Many Guys? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:24am On Nov 30, 2018
Wonders shall never cease... Never heard of this lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: My Cousin Wants Me To Date Her by SmellingAnus(m): 10:36am On Nov 28, 2018
SweetBuns:
To all those dudes forming English teacher up there, the first guy who pointed his mistake out had a point, but to the others repeating the same thing, please advise him. He doesn't need English lesson
It's possible they might have been involved in romance, kissing or even sex.... undecided

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