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Romance › Re: My Sex Life Attracting Women To Me, Any Medical Explanation? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26pm On Dec 25, 2018
dollytino4real:
see me adviser virgin last year will u stil kip it so in 2019
I no sure say I go still be virgin before 2019 end but I still be 2018 virgin... I no know why Bleep just fear me all of a sudden but I dey work on my mind Sha... I don miss plenty toto this year just because of my mind or so... At least make I focus on one toto only in 2019...
Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders by SmellingAnus(m):
Merry Christmas Marialavina Oyindidi, Sinaj, Dollytino4real,
Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas by SmellingAnus(m): 12:13am On Dec 25, 2018
Merry Christmas all....
Romance › Re: My Sex Life Attracting Women To Me, Any Medical Explanation? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17am On Dec 18, 2018
I believe the Op, some of us have weird stuffs happening to us. For example, over a year now, I have had more married women that want to have something to do with me... An ex that is married even travelled from another state with pregnancy just to be with me.. ( she lied to her hubby that she was going to to spend some time with her elder brother who happens to live in PH...) but only God know how I take dodge that bullet... OP, I will advise you to take it easy so that you don't lose stuffs you have laboured for... If you know you know...
Romance › Re: If You Could Send Your Future Kids A Message, What Would It Be by SmellingAnus(m): 7:41pm On Dec 17, 2018
Be honest... Above all... Love God and put your trust in God for only Jesus can give you the peace of mind you deserve...

Also work hard and be a good husband/wife to your spouse ... Love your kids ...
Celebrities › Re: Durex Condom Shades Linda Ikeji After She 'Fell Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 6:07pm On Dec 15, 2018
dollytino4real:
dat sweet go make sense o
you sabi better thing my babe...
Celebrities › Re: Durex Condom Shades Linda Ikeji After She 'Fell Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 1:28am On Dec 15, 2018
dollytino4real:
this durex condom n.a. new type of sweet abi n.a. wetin
yes na sweet Dem dey put for preek to take fuc.k wet toto...
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12pm On Dec 14, 2018
MariaLavina:
Liar angry angry
Sweetheart you will have to take me for virginity test to proove my innocence grin
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She's Too Wide Down There by SmellingAnus(m): 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2018
Back then there use to be a Nigerian movie titled "Love without Language"... In your own case... It's "Love with wide pussy"... This can only be genuine love... Congrats
Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:41pm On Dec 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
I don catch you today!


Wey my lawyer? angry
hahahhah me that is a virgin grin my account has been hacked sad
Romance › Re: Abuja, Lagos Or Port Harcourt: Which Is More Conducive For Living And Business? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:03am On Dec 13, 2018
I am in PH, for Business I will prefer Lagos or PH, for Shelter or vacation, I will prefer Abuja or PH Lol.... PH is relatively very safe... It's the outskirts of PH that you may find more of the security challenges...
Celebrities › Re: Lady Who Filmed Herself Kissing Peruzzi While Asleep Is A Rapist —Twitter Users by SmellingAnus(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2018
dollytino4real:
guy doo
my dearest...
Celebrities › Re: Lady Who Filmed Herself Kissing Peruzzi While Asleep Is A Rapist —Twitter Users by SmellingAnus(m): 8:52pm On Dec 12, 2018
I agree... She raped his lips without his consent... Heartless rapist sad
Politics › Re: Jerusalem Belongs To Israel And You Can Do Nothing About It – Australian PM Says by SmellingAnus(m): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2018
True talk ...
Politics › Re: You Couldn’t Contest Without Godfather, Tinubu Influence, Agbaje Tells Sanwo-olu by SmellingAnus(m): 4:57pm On Dec 12, 2018
Okay
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Gang Beaten In A Hotel After Hiding A Used Condom In Her Vagina by SmellingAnus(m): 3:03pm On Dec 12, 2018
MariaLavina:
This matter tire me. grin

At first I thought probably the lady was only trying to protect the CD from being used by the guy but then she would have disposed it off in the WC maybe. huh . It's only God that can help us these days o.
no be small o... Amen...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Gang Beaten In A Hotel After Hiding A Used Condom In Her Vagina by SmellingAnus(m): 1:56pm On Dec 12, 2018
MariaLavina:
grin grin
Although I don't support female molestation but I was wondering, how else could have the guy gotten the condom from her if not by inserting his fingers into her ritual pot grin
Celebrities › Re: Paul Adefarasin: How I Started My Church, House On The Rock And 'The Experience' by SmellingAnus(m): 12:31pm On Dec 12, 2018
Nice...
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Indicate To Your Guy That You Want Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 1:29am On Dec 12, 2018
Lancarrazi:
I don't wait for ladies to give me a sign. I create it by licking her pussy through whatever shes wearing. Its a seductive play. She drips wetness at instant
Original bad boy grin I like this style Sha...
Crime › Re: Lady Strips Unclad, Beaten For Trying To Use A Man Used Condom For Ritual. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:17pm On Dec 11, 2018
Naija Men and toto na 5 and 6... grin

By the way I b Naija man too o grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Emmanuel Oko-Jaja: Kissing The Bride In Church During Wedding Is Unholy by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09pm On Dec 11, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
cool

I only come here whenever i have a free time.. unlike before sha. Now, the world i evolved went the other way grin..

So much happened in a very short period of time and I like it. But yeah, im gooood too..
nice Boo... I am not suppose to say this but let me say it... Are you sure you haven't moved to the UK... anyway... Missed you... I am here whenever you need me .. just like Modonna said in her song don't cry for me Argentina... She said... ( The truth is I never left you all through my wild days, my mad existence... I kept my promise so don't keep your distance)
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Told His Mum I'm His Friend by SmellingAnus(m): 8:06pm On Dec 11, 2018
AshakeT:
Sincerely speaking i'm not really bothered about the "friend" thing, he stammered about 3times before he could say "friend" and we were talking after the call but yes my countenace changed which to be sincere a lot of ladies would have acted upon but i didn't, it was just my countenance but the part that he frame a call was the one i didn't like.
just address that issue of him faking a call ao that it will at least help you a little in getting over the event... If he denies he didn't fake a call, just try and get over it and move on ... The guy is most likely serious with you but I don't know if he wants to make you his wife
.
I don't even know your age and what you guys do for now, it probably would have made me make a better judgement... All the same, enjoy your relationship... Misunderstandings are part of a relationship
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Told His Mum I'm His Friend by SmellingAnus(m): 12:49pm On Dec 11, 2018
Stop running faster than your shadow
... I think he is serious with you ... The only issue here is that he had to fake a call because of your insecurities... All the same address that aspect of him faking a call but take care of your insecurities or else even a sex doll will have better value than you in that relationship...
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Emmanuel Oko-Jaja: Kissing The Bride In Church During Wedding Is Unholy by SmellingAnus(m): 9:25am On Dec 11, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
Aloha from the other side cool

How u doin?
I'm good Boo... Been a while I came across your comments... Good to meet here once again... How have you been
Romance › Re: An Awkward Situationship by SmellingAnus(m): 8:32pm On Dec 10, 2018
SweetBuns:
You've friend zoned him girl. I've been there before.
You just have to slowly back away. He will try to take it to the next level
it's possible he was the one that friend zoned her... She is just trying to be careful not to raise her hopes too high
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Replies Nnamdi Kanu, Speaks On Buhari Being A 'Clone' by SmellingAnus(m):
Even if he is not a clone, using Lai Muhammad to defend this allegation will only fuel the allegation that it may be true ..
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Emmanuel Oko-Jaja: Kissing The Bride In Church During Wedding Is Unholy by SmellingAnus(m): 6:05pm On Dec 10, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
cool


Religion. Religion. Religion.. Has nothing to give but to confused its people..

What else do we have to know? undecided
My Boo...
Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot Blasts Counsellor Lutterodt For Talking About Orgasm In Church by SmellingAnus(m): 5:55pm On Dec 10, 2018
I see nothing wrong here... A husband should be able to sexually please his wife and it's not bad if such education is coming from the church...
Celebrities › Re: "I am a King And A Proud Feminist"- Ceec Enlightens Annie Idibia by SmellingAnus(m): 3:53pm On Dec 10, 2018
Not all of them though, but who else has noticed that in Naija when a woman looks for husband or a man to be with and she can't have one, she suddenly becomes a feminist till a good divk brings her back to her senses undecided

There are some aspects of feminism that is definitely right though...

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