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Christianity Etc › Re: Deeper Life To Pay Celestial Church N5M For Trespassing by SmellingAnus(m): 9:07pm On Jan 20, 2019
Okay o
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Always Want To Follow A Lady? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:42pm On Jan 20, 2019
Lol... Maybe na because Dem like you or Dem go like chop your Congo meat... But nothing dey wrong to follow woman na...
Romance › Re: What Was Ur Worst Breakup Experience Like? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:35pm On Jan 20, 2019
The worst I had was in 2005, after she left me, I was begging a coursemate of mine that claims she loves me to use love portion on me so that I could forget about my ex but the babe refused telling me she wants me to love her genuinely of which I never did... The good thing is that years later she tried on several occasions to come back into my life... Since then .. them never born that woman wey go fit break my heart... Not even my wife to be can break it but I go love her Sha maybe with my kidney... Lol...
Christianity Etc › Re: Johnson Suleiman Gives N6.5M To Unemployed Members During Sunday Service by SmellingAnus(m): 5:37pm On Jan 20, 2019
Nice one...
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Praises Trump On Twitter, Receives An Epic Reply From Oyinbo Man by SmellingAnus(m): 2:56pm On Jan 19, 2019
Lol... But was Trump right about calling Nigeria a shit hole undecided
Romance › Re: Only You Can Make Me Cum:Lady Grabs Plantain,See What She's Doing With It (Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:22am On Jan 19, 2019
Lol... Many hornyyy girls in Naija....

The guys are probably not doing enough with their divks to tame them...
Politics › Re: Wike: Ibrahim Idris Represents "Satan" In Nigeria by SmellingAnus(m): 9:14am On Jan 19, 2019
Lol... This story reminds me of Joseph Mbu...
Romance › Re: Lost In Between My Friend & His 1st GF by SmellingAnus(m): 12:00am On Jan 19, 2019
Leonardoreel:
, I then told the girl we would talk later probably where there will be no noise to distract out understanding
This statement of yours gave you away... Honestly... I don't pray to have a friend like you... No doubt your friend is insecure but I don't even blame him for being insecure in this case... Infact he did the right thing by telling both of you that you can date yourselves...

The best thing to do is to apologise to your friend and avoid that babe...
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 9:12pm On Jan 18, 2019
tee59:
Apology accepted. Next time, just be more careful. Sex starved bitches are everywhere. kiss
yes honey... But you know many of you could be very manipulative... By the way I hope I don't forget your moniker... You are a cool person after all... Someone ones said first impression is usually wrong... Lol...
Health › Re: My Horrible Experience With Heat Yesterday Night by SmellingAnus(m): 7:08pm On Jan 18, 2019
I use to think that I was the only person experiencing the unsual heat... Infact I do feel there is something wrong with me for experiencing this type of heat I have never experienced before....

My own case there is light but I hate cold,... I easily get cold so I will rather sleep naked just to regulate my body temperature...
Romance › Re: My Current Relationship Problem. Should I Marry This Man Or His Beast. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:05pm On Jan 18, 2019
Just do Gbenga a Favour... Leave his life... He deserves someone better, you too also deserve a fresh start then you will understand that men like Gbenga are not easy to come by...
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 6:49pm On Jan 18, 2019
skyhighweb:
and the problem here is that?.....
no condom abi kini?
hahahahaha I know say you go don see where I write about this story before...
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 6:48pm On Jan 18, 2019
tee59:
Ogbeni, Kini problem e? . Why you dey para dey curse here? Can't you direct your frustration to your molester? Se emi ni moko ba e ni? Just because you got no feelings for her, that's why you called it sexual harassment. If she was your crush already, will you react that way?
even if a crush did that, it's still sexual harassment the only difference is that the hunter may end up being the hunter grin

My apologies, I withdraw those harsh words but then the story is as real as the sun...
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 6:45pm On Jan 18, 2019
teejaymiquel:
oh lawd wen will I v my own rape story
m I ugly??
m I not rape-ablehuh
you will have it bro... It's only a matter of time and chance or the environment you find yourself....
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op):
StarScream95:
We were four on the bed that night....3 guys one girl...
So the girl got Hot started stroking my dick...me once i sleep even boko no fi wake me o
so for morning she tell me say she stroke my dick,lick am then sleep.. Just laugh

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Two of my eldest step sister have romance me kiss me n touch me before.... Just do like noting dey happen move on
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Btw what's with men complaining of sexual assault...come on boys we r bigger than that now
hahahahaha bad guy... Anyway it's more of raising
awareness than complaining although it's not bad to complain too...
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 3:40pm On Jan 18, 2019
MajorJeffery:
You're right. Sexual assault will never change its meaning even if a man gives in to it. Truth is that men are more sexually abused and harassed than women but the odds will always be against us. Why will a woman show a massive cleavage openly even at church services but the moment a man's zip is down, you see people calling him a pervert even when he might have innocently forgotten to zip up after urinating.
true talk... Even in the Universities you hardly hear of stories where lecturers are being sexually harassed but it happens very well judging from my little experience of being close to some of the lecturers and also being a graduate from a state and federal University...
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 3:23pm On Jan 18, 2019
MajorJeffery:
Okay let me share one of them:

Back in my university days, my then girlfriend's best friend visited me because I later moved to live off campus. Oftentimes, she came with my girl but on that day, she came alone with one trending movie to watch. As I was having a nap, I felt movement down there and to be frank, I was enjoying it until I woke up to see what going on and stopped her. She was begging for a touch but naturally, I never liked free food or anything I don't earn. I guess the romantic movie aroused her and she apologized later on. We are still great friends till this day.
Assuming you were the one that initiated it, she would have probably told her friend that you tried to force yourself on her... Anyway, I like the fact that you handled it maturely....

Another point to note is that assuming you reciprocated her sexual gestures, it still doesn't change the fact that is was a sexual assault since she started the process without your permission. Infact you were sleeping when she started the process which invariably makes it an assault on you..
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 3:17pm On Jan 18, 2019
DaniDani:
Just as we would have blamed the female if it was on the other way round, we will certainly blame you. How could you have accepted her bid when she can simply sleep in other female copas home or invite her acquaintances to come sleep over in her home? You simply yielded to the temptation and why complaining?
Truth is that my story is more about raising awareness that some men too have also been sexually harassed it's just that many of them hardly come out to say it.
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2019
tee59:
I know you're lying, but continue. grin
Lol... If you are so sure, just say Amen to this prayer... May my life be miserable if my story of being sexually harassed is a lie but may yours be miserable if it's the truth... Amen ..
I already said Amen...
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 2:52pm On Jan 18, 2019
truth is that as men, there are many things we have overlooked in terms of being sexually harassed but if it were the other way , your guess is as good as mine...

Men too are sexually harassed, it's just that it's more difficult to find a man to come openly to admit that he has been sexually harassed.
Romance › How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op):
I served in Isiala Ngwa North Local Government of Abia state. My Lodge is known as Assembly Lodge, while the girl that assaulted me lives in the Federal Lodge... It started this way, she asked me to sleep in her room cos her roommate travelled and she is not use to sleeping alone so I accepted to sleep the following day only if her roommate doesn't show up, but her roommate didn't show up so I slept on her roommate's bed but nothing happened, the next night we slept in my room on my bed and boom at night I noticed someone shifting towards me while I shifted backward till I was already at the wall and she stylishly shifted close to me and practically raped my lips while her hands grabbed my divk... To be frank, although I was awake, it looked like a dream and looked unbelievable to me but it was real... I see it as a premeditated rape judging from the way it started... Anyway weeks later she confessed to seeing the shape of my dick through my kaaki during one of our CDS meetings and ever since she has wanted a taste of it ...

I know I didn't complete the story , I only said the part that is relevant to this topic.

No fake stories please, guys share your experience on how you have been sexually harassed.

Lalasticlala, mynd44

Crime › Re: "I Was Sexually Harassed By A Lady In The Office" - Nigerian Man Cries Out by SmellingAnus(m): 12:35pm On Jan 18, 2019
Okay
Romance › Re: I Seriously Feel I Am Under A Love Spell, Please, Help A Brother by SmellingAnus(m): 6:51pm On Jan 17, 2019
BlaqCoffee109:
are you a Nigerian man? Whatever you think might just be the answer tongue
Yes I am a Nigerian Man (Open minded Nigerian Man to be precised)...

I see ....
Romance › Re: I Seriously Feel I Am Under A Love Spell, Please, Help A Brother by SmellingAnus(m): 9:23pm On Jan 16, 2019
BlaqCoffee109:
...Don't know much about love portions...isn't a person supposed to be like a dunce without the capacity to reason if he was under a love spell? In any case better safe than sorry, let him deliver himself with prayers and get busy... infact let him break up with her since it's such a hard thing for man to love a woman. But bia op, pesin bring black soap for you to wash your head because of head ache and you did?and you know her father is a strong Bini man and you still shook head when you no gather spiritual muscle? Happy Married life in advance.
I just have to join you in wishing the Op a happy married life in advance grin...

Just being inquisitive... Do you actually believe it's such a hard thing for a man to love a woman, I doubt you believe that but will still want to hear it from you.
Romance › Re: I Seriously Feel I Am Under A Love Spell, Please, Help A Brother by SmellingAnus(m): 3:32pm On Jan 16, 2019
BlaqCoffee109:
Calm your titties Bruh...you are in love. Why is it that the first thing that a Nigerian guy assumes when in love is that he's been jazzed? SmellingAnus has better advice for you...WTF will anyone's moniker be SmellingAnus?
In any case pray in case your picture has been taken to Ikpoba hill truly... laughing in Bini grin cheesy
I was actually more interested in knowing if his incessant headaches stopped after using the soap grin

The Op is probably childishly inlove (too possessive) or probably has been bewitched ( a father that could send a mysterious soap for him to bath with could also send another mysterious soap for the daughter to use in washing her pussy so that when ever the Op fuvks her, his life will revolve around her... grin grin

Everyone has a Smellinganus especially after defecation cool cool cool
Celebrities › Re: What People Are Saying About Nairaland On Twitter by SmellingAnus(m): 12:00am On Jan 14, 2019
ceeceeuwa:
See someone's moniker...this is one of the things they are talking about shocked
wetin happen to the moniker undecided
Politics › Re: Saraki Demands Due Process In Move To Try Onnoghen by SmellingAnus(m): 4:57pm On Jan 13, 2019
Printerscanner:
Nigeria is still existing while Chinua Achebe is dead, Ojukwu too is dead. Can't you see that whatever you wish Nigeria will happen to you?
the reason I may not want to waste words on you is because you are probably not exposed to literary devices for you to comprehend the meaning of that statement.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Shoot Man Dead At A Drinking Joint In Port-Harcourt. Graphic Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 4:11pm On Jan 13, 2019
Can any good news come out again fromRivers State undecided.... Anyway the good news is that I am still alive in Rivers State grin
Politics › Re: Saraki Demands Due Process In Move To Try Onnoghen by SmellingAnus(m): 4:06pm On Jan 13, 2019
In the words of Chinua Achebe... There was a country
Romance › Re: See What This Girl Posted On FB Page !! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:27pm On Jan 13, 2019
rame18:
I am eating ohttps://www.nairaland.com/3046021/romancelanders-females-wake-up-reality grin wink
hahahahahaa my apologies lick eat it well pls... grin
Romance › Re: See What This Girl Posted On FB Page !! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:24pm On Jan 13, 2019
ubunja:
you're hilarious.
I bet girls' anuses smell worse than men's
hahahahaha so you mean the combination of the pussy smell and the anus smell.... Guy you weird pass me... grin

But you may be right though lipsrsealed

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