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Family › Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 3:58pm On Jun 12, 2018
HARDDON:
SENSE PILL

1. In relationship, one source of income might just be enough. However, never buy that idea in marriage.... Invest long term.
* it is better to starve when rich through investment than to eat and be merry with an unplanned wealth.
* a man with only one source of income is a very poor man. Second only to a rich man who only cares about his immediate fam

2. man know thy girlfriend before you walk her down the aisle . Spring crazy, unanimous tests if you have to. tow the lane: only the rich can afford to be poor if necessary. Never marry a stranger with huge b00bs and slay b00ties

3. Take at least 6 months to one year to court. Courtship is no time for s3x, fun and more s3x. It is a sober reflection time. A due diligence time.

4. A lady's true colour is in her unspoken/body language and it is your duty to read those words she emits in silence.

5. Boss and Hubby to a beau are two opposite sides of the coin. the tides are quickly flipped. Protect your investment always.

6. Only a fool bond blindly.

7. Dead is the man who does not lay down core rules before embarking on the marriage ship. You cant learn core things on the job
trust me, even after keeping to all these, many of them still end up cheating... no wonder in my year 2, my Psychology lecturer told me that : any man that thinks that his wife cannot cheat on him is a stupid man... that is not to say that all women will cheat but the truth is that as men we need to tell ourselves the bitter truth that once we are married , anything can happen... even good girls change sometimes...
Family › Re: My Madam And Me by SmellingAnus(m): 6:38pm On Jun 09, 2018
badooo.... nice one
Celebrities › Re: Iceberg Slim Sparks Dating Rumours With Another Lady by SmellingAnus(m): 5:09pm On Jun 08, 2018
sinaj:
After pressing yellow hanty ass like that in public lipsrsealed
He still dropped her the way Kanye dropped Amber

Juliet right now...
Lol... But she didn't complain na.. besides I know many girls like it when their ass is pressed like that although not in public o grin...
Romance › Re: Is There A Corper Girl That Has Never Cheated On Her Fiance While Serving??? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:48am On Jun 08, 2018
Oyindidi:
OK, I say make I hail you na. Hope you dey okay?
yes dear... you do very well... you be better person... kiss
Romance › Re: Is There A Corper Girl That Has Never Cheated On Her Fiance While Serving??? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:38pm On Jun 07, 2018
Oyindidi:
SmellingAnus I see you
Lovely babe... I almost come today ... Maybe next Thursday I go show....
Romance › Re: Family Shades Mum In Obituary For Abandoning Kids To Live With Brother-in-law by SmellingAnus(m): 7:55am On Jun 06, 2018
maxtop:
They should at least pay her the last respect and leave the rest for God. By the way, she still married within the family nah ? What's there problem sef ?
trust me, such folks don't deserve mercy...
It's only when you have experienced such that you will understand better... No wonder the late tuPac also said something similar... he refered to his late dad as a stranger, ... " he passed away and I didn't cry cos my anger couldn't let me feel for a stranger"....
Family › Re: My Madam And Me by SmellingAnus(m): 7:47am On Jun 06, 2018
nice one
Romance › Re: How To Identify Lesbian Ladies In Nigeria! by SmellingAnus(m): 1:40am On Jun 03, 2018
darkchild64:
this shows the level of reasoning we have,when somebody is asking the difference between homosexuality and same sex (activity I guess),ordinary comprehension and simple reasoning we can not do
1)a girl sees another girl and is aroused makes her a homosexual
2)the same girl goes ahead to engage in sexual intercourse means she has engaged in same sex activity

she would not be prosecuted in court because she is aroused by seeing another girl she would be prosecuted because she engaged in same sex activity, why is this so hard to understand, that someone is a homosexual LITERALLY means that the person is sexually aroused by the same sex,this won't land you a 14 yrs sentence except if you go ahead to PROMOTE or ENGAGE in same sex activity
you are very right here... Not everyone here is well informed on this... Truth is , even if one says he is gay in Nigeria, it is not a crime as long as it can't be connected to any gay related activity.... It can only be a crime when the gay is caught in the act or involved in gay related activities like same sex marriage etc...
Romance › Re: Ladies Do You Love When Guys Cum On Your Boobs??? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:52pm On May 31, 2018
do you prefer he cums in her anus grin
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Completely Nude Photos Of Herself Complete With Pubic Hair by SmellingAnus(m): 6:44pm On May 31, 2018
youngest85:
Why do they cherish the nipple than every other part
Lol... You have great level of experience o grin
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Officials In Rivers As Club Begin Building Of Football Academy. Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39pm On May 31, 2018
donstan18:
Happy Birthday Bruv, wish you long life and prosperous days ahead.
well appreciated bro.... Thank you so much...
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Officials In Rivers As Club Begin Building Of Football Academy. Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 9:03pm On May 28, 2018
Wike dey try sha...
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Officials In Rivers As Club Begin Building Of Football Academy. Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 9:03pm On May 28, 2018
ogorwyne:
My kids must attend this academy.
Amen o
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy And D’prince Rock White Garment To Church by SmellingAnus(m): 8:38pm On May 28, 2018
optional1:
Check ur inbox jor

Before I change my mind
hahahhaha you better don't change your mind o grin replied you...
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy And D’prince Rock White Garment To Church by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18am On May 25, 2018
kilode100:
MIMO!!
Mimo Mimo to the ...
Romance › Re: My Ex Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Me Three Months After Breakup by SmellingAnus(m): 5:56pm On May 20, 2018
tee59:
Seriously, three kids from three baby mama's.? Those are illegitimate children.As your Monika, so expect more.
even in Nigeria law, there is nothing like an illegitimate child... undecided
Romance › Re: It's My Birthday Nairaland by SmellingAnus(m): 10:38am On May 20, 2018
Happy Birthday ... More successes to you...
Romance › Re: Can A Man Love His Woman Dearly And Still Cheat On Her? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:32pm On May 18, 2018
YES IN CAPITAL LETTERS grin
Romance › Re: Mentally Depressed by SmellingAnus(m): 10:07pm On May 15, 2018
Khallyella:
I think SmellingAnus may have something to say cheesy grin
op your boyfriend doesn't see you as a beautiful babe that he can show off... He is not proud of you... He also probably has a More serious relationship... You will most likely end up with a heart break... Your story reminds me of a song by Kenny Rogers titled... " DAY TIME FRIENDS AND NIGHT TIME LOVERS" grin


cc mytth
Romance › Re: Lalasticlala Set To Wed by SmellingAnus(m): 6:10pm On May 12, 2018
lalasticlala:
Initially it was a challenge, but one day, I went out to eat at Mama put, in the process I met her for the first time. Lol. I had to get to know where she works & collected number. I kept her as just a friend for a whole year before taking it to dating level.
you kept her for one year before considering to move her to front page grin grin grin happy for you... Congratulation to you...
i hope Mynd44 will be your best man...
Romance › Re: Between Me And The Gal I Lapped In A Keke Today by SmellingAnus(m):
[quote author=Kingsley10000 post=675025is gorgeous lady,she was wearing very light gown.....omo it was as if make my deek pierce the gown through the back enter[/quote]hahahhahahah bad guy
Romance › Re: Between Me And The Gal I Lapped In A Keke Today by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On May 12, 2018
Kingsley10000:
hmm....so you are giving him some accolades
Lol... he is creative... whether what he wrote was fiction or not, he knows how to communicate his thoughts/experiences very well to the readers cool...
Crime › Re: Father Of Man Murdered Over N7.4 Million Naijabet Winnings Begs Police (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19am On May 12, 2018
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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Sleep With A Married Politician by SmellingAnus(m): 11:00am On May 12, 2018
Most times I laugh when I see some pieces of advice that are far from reality... In as much as he was wrong to ask his girl friend to date him, the guy may also be scared of losing his job especially in this Buhari era.., if he loses his job even the babe will most likely leave him... These days even wives leave their husbands just after the loss of job not to talk about ordinary girlfriend... I conclude with the words of former Governor Fashola... " MAY YOUR LOYALTY NEVER BE TESTED"
Romance › Re: Vizkiz Papikush celebrates today by SmellingAnus(m): 10:46am On May 12, 2018
Happy birthday bro...
Romance › Re: Between Me And The Gal I Lapped In A Keke Today by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12pm On May 11, 2018
Nice write-up bro... More ink to your pen... More sperm to your dic.k...
Politics › Re: Hausa People Attack Reason Onya At Slaughter House In Port-Harcourt by SmellingAnus(m): 7:30am On May 11, 2018
biacan:
Then I guess your work is taking most of your time smiley
cool just stay safe dear cos it's obvious there are many tigers out there to attack you....

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