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Politics › Re: Hausa People Attack Reason Onya At Slaughter House In Port-Harcourt by SmellingAnus(m): 10:43pm On May 10, 2018
biacan:
Kinda stressful..... so you're watching all this guy's bashing me without coming to my aide embarassed
apart from the fact that I do see them very late... Remember you said u were just having fun grin
Politics › Re: Hausa People Attack Reason Onya At Slaughter House In Port-Harcourt by SmellingAnus(m): 3:11pm On May 10, 2018
biacan:
Sorry I forgot how are you doing cheesy cheesy
you are forgiven ... grin I'm good... Hope your week have been fun filled especially here on nairaland...
Politics › Re: Hausa People Attack Reason Onya At Slaughter House In Port-Harcourt by SmellingAnus(m): 2:57pm On May 10, 2018
biacan:
Why do we share same country with this barbarians sad






Cutehecto where you athuh
you forgot I also stay in Ph... Not happy with you... Infact I am filing for divorce sad


By the way... Laveda where are you tongue
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:50pm On May 10, 2018
Oyindidi:
That place you use to visit in my area. I have a better place I want to introduce to you. You understand?
yea that will be very nice... I will send you a message on what's app...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:08pm On May 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
I wonder why you no want come. Sir P, I want you to come.
honestly I wan come... Make I just take care of some stuffs... I go come... You be my darling and sister for life o...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:26pm On May 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
You know my house na. grin
your husband go enjoy you cos you dey very caring... You treat me like king when I visit... Loveliest Queen on nairaland...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:20pm On May 09, 2018
You are right.. I came to nairaland to chase oyindidi grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I Checked Through Her Whatapps Messages, I Almost Fainted by SmellingAnus(m): 5:07pm On May 09, 2018
Ishilove:
I can see you've been pussy whipped, that's why you're still asking if you should continue sleeping with a dangerously dangerous hoe.

Pele o. It is well with your soul
hahahahha spot on dear..
Romance › Re: Couples Gone Crazy by SmellingAnus(m): 6:54pm On May 08, 2018
From her face she looks like a babe that will have a tight pussy grin.... By the way some ugly girls have the sweetest Pussys grin

Lol... I just like being truthfully naughty at times ...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 21 Years Planning To Have Sex With A Seminarian by SmellingAnus(m): 6:42pm On May 08, 2018
Lol... Welcome to reality 101...
Romance › Re: One Word For This Slay Queen by SmellingAnus(m): 6:36pm On May 08, 2018
Papanwamaikpe:
lwkmd!!!!
Lol... She deserves it...
Romance › Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Taught You? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:34pm On May 08, 2018
Try to make the relationship work but always be prepared for break up...
Romance › Re: One Word For This Slay Queen by SmellingAnus(m): 6:29pm On May 08, 2018
Fuckgrats to her...
Family › Re: In Response To A Previous Thread Created By Amara Okafor by SmellingAnus(m): 6:14pm On May 08, 2018
Spaxon:
well said
been a while I saw this my darling kiss
Romance › Re: Ladies Don't Deserve To Be Loved by SmellingAnus(m): 11:42pm On May 07, 2018
Khallyella:
Just chill hun, feed fine, have a few drinks, keep hustling and observe her from a distance, she'll be back to you when she finds out the other guy just wanted to mark her register a few times and take off cheesy

Don't turn a beast cause of what she did to you, she's not worth it, maybe when you meet someone else, don't get your hopes up, love her 20% and yourself 80% so when she decides to take the exit door, it wouldn't affect you kiss

While hoping for the best, be prepared for the worst kiss
lovely words... kiss
Romance › Re: I Plan To Cheat When I Marry by SmellingAnus(m): 6:04pm On May 07, 2018
FreeSpirited:
@smellinganus, I can relate with most of the things you wrote up there, they make bunch of sense, they are stuff you get to know through experience and observation. It is just the way it is, it is life.
true talk bro... From this your thread, I can deduce that you have a matured mind filled with experience with regards to your previous dealings with the female folks which has lead to you accepting the realities of life... Good to know someone like you...
Literature › Re: Pun Lovers Get In Here!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 7:23pm On May 06, 2018
Is another name for an American Bee called USB?
Celebrities › Re: Headies2018: Again, Wizkid And Aunty Tiwa Savage All Loved Up On Stage by SmellingAnus(m): 7:18pm On May 06, 2018
Khd95:
This one bestie don enter the package now, knack too fit deyhuh


Na so one geh for sch go present me to her boyfriend as her bestie, that helps her with assignmt, the guy just dey hail me like buhari zombies

Meanwhile, I dey run things behind the scenes with the girl, steadycheesy
so what if your babe come get close male friend grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Wizkid, Chioma & Tiwa Savage Party In Club After Headies Award (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:58pm On May 06, 2018
fatymore:
Chioma is Pregnant
true... thought I was the only one that noticed it...
Romance › Re: I Plan To Cheat When I Marry by SmellingAnus(m): 5:29pm On May 06, 2018
FreeSpirited:
Thank you my brother for understanding. I dont believe fighting the battle of being faithful with constant temptation and on a platter of gold pvssy, for 20, 30 or 40 years is worth it....its unreasonable and unrealistic. We just have to be honest.
For instance, at a point, our wives will get old like from 50 or 55 above, their beauty and skin will shrivel, their boobs will fall, their ass crumple with a lot of contours, meanwhile, a man will still be sexually virile and agile, so it means we only have to fvck that sexually expired wife even when young gals are there looking to fvck us ? Thats insane to me. it unrealisitic. There are women, after 50, they enter menopause, with low sexual urge, some cant even get enough lubrication from their pvssy, so u mean because i'm married i should now suffer sexual frustration in silence from a sexually expired woman ?
If God really wanted a man to fvck only one woman in marriage/monogamy, then he would have made the sexuall appeal of such women not to reduce, in comparison to men, who are still sexual stud till their 70 or more. We should stop deceiving ourselves and lets think.
lol... No wonder some men in their old age still get married to a young girl in her early twenties just for the man to live longer instead of die in frustration that could be caused by many things... By the way go through my diary, you will like it...

https://www.nairaland.com/4189254/words-wisdom-experience-surely-need
Romance › Re: Why You Must Not Do Anal Sex With Your Decent Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 4:00pm On May 06, 2018
Lol... Op... Is like you don't know some women even ask for anal sex grin
Romance › Re: I Plan To Cheat When I Marry by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On May 06, 2018
FreeSpirited:
sure. i wont be reckless. i will do it when need be,or when circumstances permit it
one of my married friends says no one can stop him from cheating... Another of my married friend that says he wants to be faithful to his wife recently showed me a girl he seriously feels like fuc.king.... The girl is even single and even giving him green light...

I just like your honesty about life... I don't plan to cheat but the reality is that even many married women cheat on their husbands in present day Nigeria... It's more difficult for both husbands and wives to be faithful to each other currently...
Romance › Re: … by SmellingAnus(m): 10:13pm On May 04, 2018
Ayinke93:
I'll do that bro... Don't ever make a prophet determine your life... We are responsible for our own reality.
are you still with the guy? Are you guys married? Please update us...
Romance › Re: Honest Question: Why Do Women Think Giving Men Sex Is A Favor? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:07pm On May 04, 2018
RuthDaniels:
That's because you guys made it so by acting desperate for it!


#Fact!
exactly what I wanted to say...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Store My Number Has Oga Yellow by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05pm On May 04, 2018
It means you are the side niggar
Romance › Re: Need Your Advice Please by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01pm On May 04, 2018
She didn't chase you with her mum... Her mum is just being protective of her knowing fully well that an erect dic.k has no conscience grin
Romance › Re: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:34pm On May 04, 2018
I have never cumed while using condom, I have never cummed while my dic.k is being sucked...
Romance › Re: What Is Your Charm? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29pm On May 02, 2018
Naturally Seductive ... Even in my crazy state, I am still seductive... Even with a crazy moniker, I am still loved (seductive)... Lol.... Just call me... "Seductive by nature"
Romance › Re: 21 Weird Things Men Don’t Know About The Female Body by SmellingAnus(m): 6:21pm On May 02, 2018
informative cool

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