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Romance › Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 4:23pm On May 02, 2018
MrCork:
..Bro drink ice water..it will help! (No ofeense ) angry
where have you been bro... Good to know you are okay...
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Moan During Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 4:21pm On May 02, 2018
Lalas247:
Omashe o sad
Poor wife has been deprived of Orgasm ... Kai


Op u are the issue let me tell u ... FIX UP . Try mouth action if she doesn’t moan the. Something is really wrong ... even if she ain’t attracted she won’t be able to keep shut trust me grin
Please free her... don’t hold her in captivity
I have even heard of how armed robber raped someone's wife before the husband and she moaned to the extent that the man still went for another round, meanwhile she has never moaned when being fuc.ked by her husband... grin
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Been A Single Lady by SmellingAnus(m): 10:00am On May 02, 2018
LonelyHeart627:
southwest Nigeria
if you travel alone and look for someone there it may be better for you... But then... All the best...
Romance › Re: How Would You Prefer Your Partner To Show Their Love To You. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:19am On May 02, 2018
Khallyella:
Someone who loves fun tongue, pillow fights, let me drive him or ride his bike while he sits behind or grin, snap crazy photos on my phone, back me in public and lots more cheesy

Too bad I'll have to get clay and mould him grin
sounds very cool to me... kiss
Romance › Re: How Would You Prefer Your Partner To Show Their Love To You. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:36pm On May 01, 2018
Khallyella:
I'm good too
explain what you mean by lover of fun... What do you see as fun... I just want to learn o grin
Romance › Re: How Would You Prefer Your Partner To Show Their Love To You. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09pm On May 01, 2018
Khallyella:
My dear, how's you?
I'm good... You?
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Been A Single Lady by SmellingAnus(m): 7:11pm On May 01, 2018
LonelyHeart627:
Happy worker's day to you.
where are you from ?
Romance › Re: How Would You Prefer Your Partner To Show Their Love To You. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:02pm On May 01, 2018
Khallyella:
Be playful but not childishangry, a fun lover,honest and enough attention kiss
hey honey... Been a while...
Romance › Re: Am So Happy .........maleek Berry Lyrics Jst Won My Gf Heart Back by SmellingAnus(m): 6:44pm On May 01, 2018
Lol... congrats but be prepared to use other lyrics to keep her heart with you or win her back when you lose her again cause you will still lose her again... Painful truth...

Solution... Upgrade yourself so that she will be the one to be winning your heart if not you will most likely end up in heart break republic...
Romance › Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by SmellingAnus(m): 6:05pm On Apr 29, 2018
lefulefu:
biko wetin u see wey make u regret doing the fat chickcheesy. Tell us the audience. U never finish ur story ocheesy.
Lol... This part na for the audience.... The other part na for me grin
Romance › Re: Guy Boldly Declares That All Nigerian Ladies Private Part Stinks by SmellingAnus(m): 4:12pm On Apr 29, 2018
lefulefu:
At times wetin we guys no dey know is dat the type of food a lady consumes on a daily basis will also determine the way her pussy smells. Now a babe wey na so so red meat she dey chop as in suya or cowmeat. Every time na beef she dey chop... Her pussy odour will come off as strong. Now d one dat consumes fish,vegetables and fruits..her pussy odour might not be dat strong. But dis one wey our oga say he get down with her babe wey her pussy smell like akpu wey dem soak for weeks get as e be.a babe's snail smell like akpu and she no do anything abt it?...a find dis hard to believe o.
don't find it hard to believe... I have experienced one that I wasn't really sure which is better between her pussy and shit/faeces...
Romance › Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by SmellingAnus(m):
makydebbie:
Poco. cheesy
I'm just a Headvocate of the head movement, so I can't fall short of expectations. grin
Lol I support you dear...... I met someone recently who says she can't allow a guy fuc.k her if he doesn't give her a head.... To she , a head is a necessary ritual before sex....
The only consolation I have is that majority of the girls I have come across have neat puna that doesn't have offensive smell...
Romance › Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by SmellingAnus(m): 3:08pm On Apr 29, 2018
partnerbiz4:
Bro you are my opposite.
If you see me with a slim girl, know that we are discussing bizness...

The fatter and darker the better i swear since childhood.. shocked
hahahha I am happy for people like you... Like they say, one man's meat is another man's poison... Life would have been very boring if we all liked and wanted the same traits...
Romance › Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by SmellingAnus(m): 10:54am On Apr 29, 2018
I am happy your topic didn't say a good reason why I can't fuc.k someone cos someone may be fuckable but not fit to date....

Reason: can't date a fat person... Will even be difficult to fuc.k one... The last time I fuc.ked one out of pity/conji over a year ago I regretted it although I have moved on...

Note: I have nothing against fat babes... It's just that I am not sexually attracted to them even when they look very beautiful...
Romance › Re: I've Lost Respect For My Mother by SmellingAnus(m): 10:28am On Apr 29, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
I think it's high time we begin to support abortion. Imagine how Nairaland would have been if this OP was aborted
easier said than done... Most of us are not fortune tellers or babalawos/native doctors etc to know which baby will be useful in the future...
Celebrities › Re: "How I Felt After Kissing Cee-C" – Tobi by SmellingAnus(m): 10:14am On Apr 29, 2018
Lalas247:
lol he will.learn ..
I personally think he actually liked her or still.does abit ..

u have spoil sha .. who give one fuvk shocked
I think he still likes her and will not mind having another kiss from her...

Lol... Spoil is an understatement but then, I am a saint now....
Politics › Re: Army Arrests Aliyu Teshaku, Governor Ortom’s Aide by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54pm On Apr 28, 2018
Okay...
Celebrities › Re: "How I Felt After Kissing Cee-C" – Tobi by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28pm On Apr 28, 2018
Lalas247:
Lol see why kissing ain’t good
It confuses the mind .. one fuvk could have solved all this grin

Anyway Tobi please move on ...
Lol... Some pussys are so sweet and addictive that one fuc.k will further confuse the guy the more... Speaking from experience... Lol...
Romance › Re: KBKfoundation Exposes Face Of Lady Who Sent Him Nude Pictures by SmellingAnus(m): 7:30pm On Apr 28, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


As long we know the truth wink

Leave that false stories to the gullibles... grin
true my baby... Love you... Best friends for life... kiss
Romance › Re: KBKfoundation Exposes Face Of Lady Who Sent Him Nude Pictures by SmellingAnus(m): 4:52pm On Apr 28, 2018
RuthDaniels:
SmellingAnus and Kashy....huh





Lemme just ignore cool
Lol... Don't believe everything you read on nairaland
Romance › Re: KBKfoundation Exposes Face Of Lady Who Sent Him Nude Pictures by SmellingAnus(m): 4:49pm On Apr 28, 2018
Preshy561:
so what's there?
stale stale stale.
a guy in this contemporary age that uses a lady's nude to hunt her is said to be dumb.
especially from this side of the world,our men keep degenerating to a value of zero.
exactly my position on this...
Romance › Re: I Sucked My Girls Pussy Now Throat Dey Scratch Me!! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18am On Apr 28, 2018
celestialdamsel:
So what should we do
are you of Cele?
Celebrities › Re: Collins, Nina's Boyfriend: "Miracle Will Dump You Soon. Come Pack Your Things" by SmellingAnus(m): 10:42pm On Apr 27, 2018
No wonder glamour girls part one ended with the following statement.... " God, how did you create women?"
Romance › Re: My Experience Wth A Class Bully,u May Share Urs by SmellingAnus(m): 10:36pm On Apr 27, 2018
jonaifame22:
wow, I envy you
hahahhaha you already You have a gold medal in pussy affairs...
Romance › Re: See This Couple's Dazzling Semi-nude Maternity Shoot That Has Gone Viral (Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:38pm On Apr 27, 2018
BrainnewsNg:
You mean?
I was referring to the photo shoot
Romance › Re: My Experience Wth A Class Bully,u May Share Urs by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Apr 27, 2018
jonaifame22:
hope u fvcked her well?
it was more like the opposite... She fuc.ked me very well... I think she was probably the only girl then that her appetite was more than mine... First fuc.k was more like a vigil till morning with small break time... After which, others too numerous to mention...
Crime › Re: Greek Woman: "Edo Ashawo Infected My Married Nigerian Friend With HIV" (Video) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:44am On Apr 27, 2018
What if it was your husband that gave her hiv undecided
Romance › Re: See This Couple's Dazzling Semi-nude Maternity Shoot That Has Gone Viral (Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:37am On Apr 27, 2018
Looks beautiful... But then maybe they shouldn't have done this but who gives a fuc.k, it's there fuc.king life...
Celebrities › Re: Zodwa Wabantu Steps Out With No Panties by SmellingAnus(m): 9:10am On Apr 27, 2018
Khallyella:
You too hun kiss
You are sweet.... kiss
Celebrities › Re: Zodwa Wabantu Steps Out With No Panties by SmellingAnus(m): 10:53pm On Apr 26, 2018
Khallyella:
Lol, you'll have no choice than to accept me the way I am grin grin
hahahha you have a point dear... I must finish what I started... You are a darling...

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