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Romance › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:24am On Apr 22, 2018
Hector09:
Back in those days in R.S.UST, those of u that skul there we familiar with the back gate, azikiwa, aka sodom and gomorra, na so my room mate carry go there one night chai that was 2013 and i was a virgin, na so him go negotiate with one fine olosho, naso i cum follow d girl enter her room chai d girl cum pull, na him me too cum pull na so d girl cum wear me kingdom, no condom, she cum lie down for bed nna i knw even no where to start, she cum say fine boy cum Bleep me na i no even no how to Bleep, na him d girl cum vex cum carry my preg put for her Hot pot, i cum they Bleep small small she cum shout whether na so them they Bleep na him i cum climb down without releasing oh uptill now i they fear to Bleep cus the ghost of that night is still hurting me
I don see those oloshos them but I no everything reach there... It took me months I suppose to know that they were oloshos.... Cos the way them even dey show them selves for day time... Lol...
Romance › Re: T by SmellingAnus(m): 11:18am On Apr 22, 2018
MissRaine69:
Those who give shall receive.......
trust me... Women need it more... Lol... Anyway, I personally don't give head because I want to receive, it's because I feel it's her right to be pleasured in different ways... grin
Romance › Re: T by SmellingAnus(m): 11:13am On Apr 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
When other guys are sucking that of their girlfriends to satisfy them you're here asking questions huh it's obvious you can't keep a relationship cool
some are even sucking that of their side chicks... grin
Romance › Re: As A Man, This Is The Reason Why You Should Never Marry. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:07am On Apr 22, 2018
Op let me not lie... You made much sense although I will still get married but I already understand that marriage these days is most times about personal interest...
Romance › Re: As A Man, This Is The Reason Why You Should Never Marry. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04am On Apr 22, 2018
Jeferious:
10 years ago, I would condemn this article vehemently. But having grown well into adulthood...as well as having understood that people(not just ladies) are way more selfish and self-centered than can be imagined, I currently stand with the op.

These are the 'last days' when men shall become lover of themselves, and as a last-day dude, I'm a lover of myself. Anyone who is honest would agree with the op's view too. On the other hand, people who would see negativity in this realist's viewpoint are either very dependent or manipulative fellows...or a combination of the two.

People who are mentally, emotionally and financially strong are not bothered at all.
spot on bro..
Education › Re: Sex For Mark: Monica Osagie To Appear Before OAU Panel Tuesday by SmellingAnus(m): 6:34pm On Apr 21, 2018
May God help her o
Health › Re: Thousands Of Smokers Celebrates Annual Holiday Of Marijuana In The U.S.(Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:50am On Apr 21, 2018
Lol... Good for them.... If it happens in Nigeria, just wondering what President Buhari will call the celebrants grin
Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by SmellingAnus(m): 7:21pm On Apr 20, 2018
agbonkamen:
Make sure the latter dick is bigger than the former if you must cheat by paying back grin
Lol... So that the current guy will ask if it was trailer that entered her pussy grin
Romance › Re: Sexual Irritable Things U Ve Done by SmellingAnus(m): 3:15pm On Apr 20, 2018
Lol... I have done many, and they don't look irritable to me , meaning I will still do them again so no need to mention them grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How Would You Describe Love In A Single Sentence?? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:05pm On Apr 20, 2018
Love is a fantasy that is hardly achievable except on few occasions...
Travel › Re: The White Man Graveyard In Bayelsa: Paul Arkwright To Visit Memorial Park by SmellingAnus(m): 9:32am On Apr 20, 2018
Tonalphs:
I'm from Ada -ama (Twon). Good morning
interesting.... This is the first time I have come across someone from Brass/Spiff Town on this platform.... I am also from Ada-Ama... Happy to meet you...
Romance › Re: What's The craziest Thing Someone Has Ever Done For You Out Of Love? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:42pm On Apr 19, 2018
NeeKlaus:
Craziest thing? Nothing yet. Those who love me and who have loved me usually have sense. Most of them shaa. huh
Lol... That moment when you say.... " why e be say na when dem reach me dem dey get sense grin"
Romance › Re: What's The craziest Thing Someone Has Ever Done For You Out Of Love? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:40pm On Apr 19, 2018
SoapQueen:
I believe in one God, the father Almighty, the creator of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ, his only begotten son .
are you a Catholic or a Cele?
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Lesbians Profess Their Love For Each Other On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m): 5:56pm On Apr 19, 2018
folake4u:
Oil dey your head smiley
trust me... Flesh and blood didn't reveal it to you grin
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Lesbians Profess Their Love For Each Other On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m): 5:54pm On Apr 19, 2018
folake4u:
Hehehe thou shalt not smiley
yes o... Thou shall not send a PM to a female that is not bi grin
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Lesbians Profess Their Love For Each Other On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m): 5:49pm On Apr 19, 2018
folake4u:
Lol I'm not smiley
anyway... good a thing you are not... I would have been tempted to send you a PM... grin
Celebrities › Re: Tribute To Rex Lawson: Africa's King Of Highlife by SmellingAnus(m): 5:44pm On Apr 19, 2018
I love the man, I love his songs... My favourite is "Oru Ene ne Osuala Oruene ne"
Travel › Re: The White Man Graveyard In Bayelsa: Paul Arkwright To Visit Memorial Park by SmellingAnus(m): 5:39pm On Apr 19, 2018
Tonalphs:
Lol. We're many on nl. I'm nembe /brass
Nuwa my Sister... Which Town in Brass ?
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Lesbians Profess Their Love For Each Other On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m): 5:24pm On Apr 19, 2018
folake4u:
Lol, me turn you on ke?I be saint oga.


Most guys like bisexuals, wanna engage in three.some and want females to cheat on their partner than guys. #Fact. smiley.
Tue talk... You seem to know a lot about bi... Are you one grin
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Lesbians Profess Their Love For Each Other On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Apr 19, 2018
folake4u:
Shey you see now?.

Have you ever wondered why lesbian porn or party is uniquewink .
kai... You dey try turn me on Abi wetin grin... Lol... But then I doubt if I have thought of that .. But I know the experience is out of this world and it's worth watching or being a part of it even if it's just once or twice in a life time...

(by the way... Back then and maybe now, I had this mindset that it's better for my babe to cheat on me with a female than a guy lol)...
Romance › Re: Do You See Anything Wrong With Men Shaving Their Wife's Pubic Hair? || Vox Pop by SmellingAnus(m): 4:59pm On Apr 19, 2018
I heard it's romantic... Will try it at some point grin
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Lesbians Profess Their Love For Each Other On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m):
folake4u:
LMAO, abi nagrin .


But seriously, e dey happen for school and no biggie dey.
you dey right... I don see some for myself... Infact I even had an ex that was a bi and she stayed on campus but I was cool with it... I saw pictures and she also told me about some of her escapades... Crazy me... I enjoyed those stuffs, ... Lol... Which finally made me believe that most women have lesbianism traits in them it's just the level/degree of it that differs.. grin
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Lesbians Profess Their Love For Each Other On Facebook by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Apr 19, 2018
folake4u:
Girls profess love and affection to their fellow girls but it doesnt mean they're lesbians.


There are just some certain things that girls do that guys won't dream of doing. Come to my school hostel and see girls touching each other's breast, slapping their butts, pecking on the cheeks and jokingly touching a girl's vjay saying "this your thing don dry, you need a d1ck".


Lol cheesy
the kind of things your eyes don see fit make man cum quick o grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Ex-lovers Melt Hearts With Their Emotional Exchange On Facebook. - Read by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On Apr 19, 2018
After all the public display of love, na another guy dey still fuc.k her toto undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Getting Married? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:08pm On Apr 18, 2018
engrelvis:
there is no good woman whether here or abroad.just b mature ,smart, loving n honest in handling dem.women can b nasty n bad ass when offended.is nt their fault.is how dey wired. what people who v nt travel dnt understand is law favour women more dan men abroad.u will c our men beating n causing our women bodily harm over here.try it over there n God forbid u meet a badass woman u will regret d day u were born.all dis commanding n master relationship our men practice over here.d day yr white lady wife get tired she will say u should get d Bleep out of her house.na dem get house.all d rubbish our men do to our girls here dey can't try it there.because their law protect d women wella.
very true
Politics › Re: Adebola Irede Daniel Proposes To His Girlfriend, Tash Loves (Engagement Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:09pm On Apr 18, 2018
thunder fire poverty.... Even some guys on two feet never fit control this kind babe na cripple go fuc.k her for life grin

Whoever says money is not everything surely haven't read or believed the bible portion that says money answereth everything
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Getting Married? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:04pm On Apr 18, 2018
engrelvis:
my brother if u mistakenly marry a wrong foreigner u will regret d day u were born.forget what u watch on TV.A white lady is brutally honest n when dey c dat in u dey r very loyal.sorry if reverse is d case.most whites marriages dat r successful r based on honesty.dey dnt hide things from each other.how many Nigerian men deos dat?
true talk bro... As for me , you just gave me a good reason why I should seriously consider marrying a foreigner... I love honesty and openness just as I am willing to be honest and open .... At the end, like you rightly said, I pray to meet the right one...
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Getting Married? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:29am On Apr 18, 2018
atakamus:
Frankly I am married but I see it as the greatest mistake I have made so far in life. The only succor happen to be my three great children. If had known the real issues that marriage brings, I wouldn't have worked into it. My marriage is eleven years. My wife feels the same way though. Marriage though is not bad but the mentality of women here in Nigeria is very terrible.
I have taken the past 11 years to make my wife realise that she has to to step up so as to help in the up keep of the family. I trained her is school, she said she will not work. I have a shop opened for her, she abandoned the shop for over two years. It is now that she has started entering the shop. The issue now is that I dont know much about the financial activities in the shop. I am still expected to pay the rent of the shop.
This period, I have changed and have become somehow turf on her. It is working out for me. Frankly I don't blame guys that are afraid of marrying. If not for three children, I would have walked away. Now she is petering me for a 4th child and I have told her no for now. i keep tell her she is not serious.
... Sorry bro... My close friend that is married told me not to get married ... Lol... He said I should use him as example that most married people are not enjoying their marriages including him.... He prefers I rather travel out and marry a foreigner... Sometimes I also get scared when I hear the word marriage... Sounds like a scam, maybe marriage is a necessary evil in this part of the world lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Guys & Ladies, What You Take On This? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:02pm On Apr 16, 2018
No doubt that she is obviously insecure, if I have nothing to hide, I will tell her to continue to search until she is satisfied but if I have something to hide, I will be mad at her grin
Romance › Re: Joystick Size: Nigerian Men Ranked 5th In The World (See Full List) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:25pm On Apr 16, 2018
sisipelebe:
This is the kind of list Nigerian men would top.
and what list will Nigerian women top grin
Celebrities › Re: The Mr X Family: RMD & Ego Boyo Return To The Screen 23 Years After "Checkmate" by SmellingAnus(m): 4:23pm On Apr 16, 2018
sisipelebe:
All these indomie children wont be able to fathom what the OP put up here. One of the cutest babes then in checkmate.
I am happy you are not one of those indomie generation folks cool
Romance › Re: My EX Girlfriend Wants Us Back Together After Break Up...... Need Your Position by SmellingAnus(m): 4:17pm On Apr 16, 2018
ellapius:
and what did the person judge you with. Isn't cos u don't have money. Or u are jobless or cos u are underage. I tot two heads are better than one. The person left Becos our head both is worst than one soo no need coming back .cos the minute he leaves I shut the door make another man Pikin come my way cheesy
what more can I say than to say I need a heart like this grin

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