Crime › Re: Man's Corpse Is Found With His Eyes Plucked Out In Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
In Nigeria we have over two million ways to die daily... So sad... May his soul rest in peace |
Romance › Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:19am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Fuckgrats  |
Romance › Re: Slim Guy Carries His Big Fiancee On His Back Ahead Of Their Wedding. Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 9:18am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Lovely... Life is such a huge irony... |
Education › Re: Smellinganus, A Nairalander Graduated With A Masters Degree by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57am On Mar 08, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: She Told Me To Give Her Time To Fixed Things Up by SmellingAnus(m): 5:41pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
You are the side guy and you infected her with staph there by leading to she infecting her main guy with staph... The main guy is angry that she cheated on him so she has decided to block you for now... The good news is that she will still cheat on her main guy with you... Just be patient... That's how those cheats behave  |
Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Wants Sex Or No Sex On Their First Visit To Your Place? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:43am On Mar 07, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Wants Sex Or No Sex On Their First Visit To Your Place? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:28am On Mar 07, 2018 |
olihilistic: Okokobioko. if you try to chop, you dey guilty, if you no try to chop, you also dey guilty  |
Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Wants Sex Or No Sex On Their First Visit To Your Place? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:19am On Mar 07, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Wants Sex Or No Sex On Their First Visit To Your Place? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:25am On Mar 06, 2018 |
olihilistic: I just d laf here like mumu.
Why gals sef d deny person sex?
It is not easy to control an erected penïs. hahhahah no mind them... Them no even know wetin them want... Na so one ask me if I be gay just because I no gree chop the first day she come my house... |
Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Wants Sex Or No Sex On Their First Visit To Your Place? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:52am On Mar 06, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Wants Sex Or No Sex On Their First Visit To Your Place? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:47am On Mar 06, 2018 |
Some times they do , some times they don't... But most of them prepare for it incase it happens...  |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
badtlimo: SOME MEN NO SUPPOSE QUALIFY AS FATHER ....I HAVE FORGIVEN MINE TOO BUT I STILL GET ANGRY WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT ...WHAT I HATE THE MOST IS I LOOK LIKE HIM ..MAN MUST MOVE ON.. I ALWAYS PROMISE MYSELF TO GIVE MY KIDS EVERYTHING I NEVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET AND LEARN FROM MY FATHER you are right... Some men don't qualify to be fathers... Yea some times too I feel hurt but man must move on... I am not where I want to be but where I am, some persons that had the privilege of having both parents are not there.. not boasting.... It's just a statement of facet... |
Romance › Re: My Boss Daughter by SmellingAnus(m): 7:19pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
Nice... Following... I like this secondary school love/romance with students and teachers  |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:44pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
badtlimo: YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT FEELING WHAT IT WILL FEELS LIKE HAVING HIM AROUND.....I HAVENT SEEN MY DAD IN A DECADE AND HE IS NOT EVEN DEAD YET AND WE STAY IN THIS SAME NIGERIA yours is probably a better... Mum and Dad separated since I was in the womb... The man no even pay any term school fees  I have forgiven him sha... Even though he hasn't apologized... Man must move on and be happy... |
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Blasted For Wearing Swimsuit. She Replies by SmellingAnus(m): 2:55pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
All I can see is a hot sexxy body  In the words of Kevin Little... Tempting to touch  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Funny Names And Why. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:49pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: smelling anus, seunosewapenis hahaha well ,I agree with you that my moniker is very funny.. One of the reasons I used it was because it sounded funny and weird at the same time... Another reason was because I wanted to make sense from a moniker that appears to be senseless  |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:46pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
Princeofnigeria: baba I'm Hustling hard everyday now, cos to meet up with my dream country nice one... At least you are doing something about it... Possibly before the end of next year, you may find yourself there... All the best on that... |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:44pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
MightySparrow: married a strange bed fellow. Someone I don't really know it means your situation may even be beyond repairs if you guys continue as partners... Both of you had your hidden agendas/interest/lifestyles before the marriage and it is now destroying it... |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59am On Mar 04, 2018 |
Princeofnigeria: USA you must remain with us enjoy this buhari government o..  Anyway... Begin make your moves to leave or try to save too for that project... It's very possible. .. |
Romance › Re: How Long Can You Stay Without Having Sex or masturbation ?? Adult Zone by SmellingAnus(m): 10:25am On Mar 04, 2018 |
Nigerians and conji na 5 and 6  |
Romance › Re: How Long Can You Stay Without Having Sex or masturbation ?? Adult Zone by SmellingAnus(m): 10:24am On Mar 04, 2018 |
I have stayed over a year now without sex... The highest I stayed before was almost three years without sex.... |
Health › Re: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by SmellingAnus(m): 10:21am On Mar 04, 2018 |
Lol... Smellinganus  |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:14am On Mar 04, 2018 |
Holamscoh: A million dollar & a wise advice u just got for free. thanks bro.. |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:12am On Mar 04, 2018 |
emmayayodeji: No side effect yet
But I know its hazardous to my health ok bro... But it's also very hard to stop smoking? How many Years from now do you think you can stop this habit... |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:11am On Mar 04, 2018 |
xtervaganza: marriage is good, great and even best if you marry your soul mate. Someone you have telepathic understanding with. Someone to doesn't talk about or bring your home issue to her family.
If she is a close knit kind of lady who has a mind of her own and you like other areas of her life I'd advise you marry her. But if she's the type who takes every issue to a 3rd party you better back off.
In my own case the love was there as we dated for over 6 years but like they say; marriage ruins a good relationship. A perfect relationship (like mine) does not mean perfect marriage. It's a totally different ball game.
All in all its worth giving a try. thhanks for this piece of information... I will not lie to you... The thoughts of marriage scares the shot out of me... If I have ten married friends, only one is faithful, and that one is a Pastor that got married as a virgin... One of them that says he will never cheat, has started admiring one girl and he told me he will fuc.k her... Could it be that men can't just be faithful to their wives or there is something the wives are doing that is driving these men outside to cheat  |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:06am On Mar 04, 2018 |
emmayayodeji: Side effects sorry I meant... What are the side effects you are suffering now... I will love to learn although I have never been a smoker and I will never be one... |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01am On Mar 04, 2018 |
luvme0702: My marriage. female? Well... I heard most marriages are hell on earth |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:00am On Mar 04, 2018 |
Manufor: Not having a kid now,.. #Sad give one girl belle na.. or are you married |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:59am On Mar 04, 2018 |
MightySparrow: MY MARRIAGE its normal... I learnt that out if 10 persons, at least 7 persons are not happy in their marriage... What do you have to say about this... |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:58am On Mar 04, 2018 |
badtlimo: WISHED I HAD A DIFFERENT DAD WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE MOM was raised by a single mum too... It made me give more respect to women... However, I still wished there was a dad figure in my life... |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:56am On Mar 04, 2018 |
BoweryGirl: He he he...So that the smell of your yansh go finish me? Lool. hahahhahha no vex I know say your yansh dey scent like perfume especially when you just shiiiit finish  |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54am On Mar 04, 2018 |
xtervaganza: My biggest mistake was getting married. I should have just let her have my baby and go her way I have a married friend that says I shouldn't jump into marriage and that most married people are not enjoying their marriage, he prefers I focus on more cash... What are your views... |