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Christianity Etc › Re: Mayor Of Nazareth Hosts Prophet T.B Joshua In Israel(photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:34pm On Mar 31, 2018
Let those that know your value honour you... if I be TB Joshua i for don leave Nigeria since go stay for Isreal or another country wey know my worth... undecided

Long Live Prophet T. B Joshua... Never been to your church... But I know that you are a Huge Blessing
Romance › Re: The Girl That Friend Zoned My Wants Me To Give Her Easter Gift by SmellingAnus(m):
Divay22:
Grudges
I can't remember you doing anything to me, for me to have grudges against you..
Anyways we're cool smiley
nice... cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Can A Girl Love You, Whole Heartedly And Never Cheat On You??? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:32pm On Mar 31, 2018
calex9496:
Abiii! this life z funny oo, na amadioha go strike them that do such, i go enjoy my life well... make hrtbreak no kill me.
I support you bro... Just enjoy your life....
Romance › Re: Can A Girl Love You, Whole Heartedly And Never Cheat On You??? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:27am On Mar 31, 2018
Flowers95:
That’s a good mindset to have. You can only trust yourself on this planet, humans are always unpredictable.
you have said it all dear...
Romance › Re: Can A Girl Love You, Whole Heartedly And Never Cheat On You??? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:27am On Mar 31, 2018
calex9496:
life is soo complicated
you can say that again... I have very little expectations from a woman wether wife to be or girlfriend... Make I no die before my time... If you die, they will still fu.c.k another dic.k on the night before your burial...
Romance › Re: Can A Girl Love You, Whole Heartedly And Never Cheat On You??? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:24am On Mar 31, 2018
Flowers95:
well then at that point you have the right to be angry and cause a scene. But if she’s not married to you, you have no right.
truth is that I expect less from a woman... Not that it will not hurt but I am prepared for it.. no woman can take my heart by surprise... Infact I can forgive a cheating woman... Lol...
Romance › Re: Can A Girl Love You, Whole Heartedly And Never Cheat On You??? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:14am On Mar 31, 2018
Flowers95:
As long as you have not put a ring on her finger, or showed very serious actions about making her your wife, she owes no loyalty to you. Love is a cheap word, if you want her all to yourself, you know what to do.
even when ring is put on the finger they still have high tendencies to cheat... I know the number of married women on my case within the last six months... Not that their husbands even travelled...
Romance › Re: The Girl That Friend Zoned My Wants Me To Give Her Easter Gift by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54am On Mar 31, 2018
Divay22:
I hope i haven't done anything wrong again cry cry cry
trust me dear... You didn't... Besides I honestly liked the level of maturity you exhibited... Also to let you know that I have no grudges against you and I hope you have none too against me...
Romance › Re: Am I OK To Cut This Friendship Off Or Am I Over-reacting? *serious Answers Only* by SmellingAnus(m): 9:07am On Mar 31, 2018
You made his dic.k have a standing ovation after sending him your breast pic and now he continues to reason from his erect dic.k ... I dont blame the guy... Where have you heard that they use petrol to quench fire undecided
Romance › Re: The Girl That Friend Zoned My Wants Me To Give Her Easter Gift by SmellingAnus(m): 9:00am On Mar 31, 2018
Divay22:
I'm perplex
how can I get in touch with you offline ...
Romance › Re: The Girl That Friend Zoned My Wants Me To Give Her Easter Gift by SmellingAnus(m): 8:34am On Mar 31, 2018
Divay22:
I'm okay and you
Good morning
I'm good... Thanks... Sorry for the last episode... Like your maturity...
Romance › Re: The Girl That Friend Zoned My Wants Me To Give Her Easter Gift by SmellingAnus(m): 3:55am On Mar 31, 2018
Divay22:
Do birthday for me
Do Christmas for me
Do new-year for me
Do Valentine for me
Do Easter for me
Even do Mother's Day for me
Do independent day for me
Do Childrens day for me



Take her to church on Sunday, tell her you love her so much and her salvation is your concern.
Lol.... How are you dear...
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Lol....I'm not even from Oyo, neither do I live there smiley
true... It's the O in Oyo that confused me... grin
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:55pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Lol....I'm not even from Oyo, neither do I live there smiley


Can we continue our chats offline please smiley
sure... Come over... Missed you...
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:42pm On Mar 29, 2018
Tajbol4splend:
Lol, Oyo precisely
you are correct... You know her very well... grin grin grin Oyo babe Ruthdaniels....
Romance › Re: Two Nlanders Invites The Nairaland Family To Their Wedding. See Pre Wedding Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 9:39pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
So are you saying Eba is unhealthy? undecided huh?
I don't understand Igbo but it's obvious that this is Igbo... You haven't told me about your Igbo connection... shocked
Romance › Re: Two Nlanders Invites The Nairaland Family To Their Wedding. See Pre Wedding Pics by SmellingAnus(m):
RuthDaniels:
So are you saying Eba is unhealthy? undecided huh?
not at all... But excess of it ( carbohydrates) is unhealthy... Of course many of us don't even know when it's excess grin me that is talking is also guilty of it but sometimes I dey try sha... grin
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:23pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Ndo tongue
say it in Yoruba joor sad sad sad
Romance › Re: Two Nlanders Invites The Nairaland Family To Their Wedding. See Pre Wedding Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 9:19pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Lol @Original Yoruba... I know I don't come off as one and people do ask if im a northerner offline but then Im a Yoruba lady... Typical one no mixed blood cheesy


#Yawn..I've been taking that food since I was born, And I'm still here healthy and slim. Lol.... oya protect me nah tongue
Sweetheart, in many cases, it's around age 51 that we begin to suffer the effects of our life styles of previous years... That's why someone who smokes may not necessarily instantly experience it's effects... Same with other habits or lifestyles... Wetin I dey talk self... Enjoy...Many of us Africans we eat to have our stomachs filled instead of eating healthy... it's almost a general phenomenon amongst us grin...
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:11pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Something tells me you will make a bad manager grin

Come and be going angry
you have finished me o sad sad sad
Romance › Re: Removed by SmellingAnus(m): 9:03pm On Mar 29, 2018
Nice write-up... So true... But males and females are guilty of what you wrote...
Romance › Re: Two Nlanders Invites The Nairaland Family To Their Wedding. See Pre Wedding Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 8:51pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
I hate Amala sad

Eba, or I'm not attending angry
interesting... I need to find out if you be original Yoruba... Anyway... You don't need Eba... Your body a maximum of 10% of carbohydrates daily... I fear you may eat more than that the way you are asking for eba sad I need to protect you , so that you can live long in good health for me... kiss
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:47pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
You and I know that you can't afford it ,I only called you to come and be my manager tongue

Keep deceiving yaself cheesy
hahahhaha you are right though... grin grin grin

But wait o... Explain my roles as your Manager sad
Romance › Re: Two Nlanders Invites The Nairaland Family To Their Wedding. See Pre Wedding Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 8:42pm On Mar 29, 2018
RuthDaniels:
cry cry

Will there be Eba? If no I'm not going angry
grin you are Yoruba... So you should come with Amala... I have tasted Amala only twice sad
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by SmellingAnus(m):
RuthDaniels:
What a nice reason to loose one's virginity since these guys no longer cherish it as a gift cheesy



Me self want to sell my own o tongue SmellingAnus come and buy grin
Sweetheart... You and I know that you are a virgin.... You and I also know that I don't love to put my Dic.k in a tight/virgin pussy... So I will pay you the money , you go and lose it then I propose marriage to you grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Two Nlanders Invites The Nairaland Family To Their Wedding. See Pre Wedding Pics by SmellingAnus(m):
Congrats great people...


CD : Ruthdaniels
Romance › Re: Enjoys Wealth And Die After 10 Years Or Live Average Forever by SmellingAnus(m): 8:23pm On Mar 29, 2018
You should have said enjoy wealth for ten years or live broke all your life... grin I will rather enjoy wealth for ten years than live broke all my life... It's even scriptural... grin
Politics › Re: Our Goal Is To Unite Nigerians In A Mutually Beneficial Relationship – Buhari by SmellingAnus(m): 6:35pm On Mar 29, 2018
taylor89:
Mutual beneficial relationship you said




What does a Rivers man has to benefit from the north



The mutual relationship here is the south south oil



Do you know that if this country is said to be disintegrated the yorubas would rather join SE than join the North because that will be the end of their existence of freedom



The only thing i benefit from the Aboki's is coming out to buy cigarette at 2am at rumuokwuta round about
Lol... Original Pitakwa Pikin
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Best Nairaland Mod ? Word Appreciation Time by SmellingAnus(m): 12:08pm On Mar 29, 2018
Smellinganus has never been banned, so as long as I am concerned... All MODS are doing great and they all share the same position as the best... Wether it's mynd44 , lalasticlala etc...
Romance › Re: The Simple But Bitter Truth About All Men. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54pm On Mar 28, 2018
There is sense in what you wrote sha.... So also do some women... Some of them could be very caring but they will cheat on you with married men... Lol... Some of them could be so understanding but they will cheat on you with their course-mates or colleagues... It goes on and on....

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