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Romance › Re: "Does Your Lover's Past "Body Count" Matter?" - See Brutal Responses by SmellingAnus(m): 4:07pm On Apr 16, 2018
There are things in a relationship I value more than body counts so I don't care if she has fuc.ked over 5000 dic.iks this year alone.... undecided
Romance › Re: Why Is Love So Hard To Find These Days by SmellingAnus(m): 11:01pm On Apr 12, 2018
Lol... I believe that most times It's about special interest.... Such interest could be money, marriage ,pussy, dic.k etc... As you dey now... Even if you see real love you go take am play tongue
Romance › Re: Man Finds Out His Girlfriend Got Married After They Quarreled For Two Weeks! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:46pm On Apr 12, 2018
alexistaiwo:
Exactly this same thing happened to me tonight.
Girlfriend already has a new boyfriend after less than two months fight.
She don get one ex within that period sef.
Claims that heartbreak led her to it.
you had plans of settling with her? So you break her heart the way Alabi dey take cut your slips grin na joke o grin
Health › Re: Stop Shaving Pubic Hair – Expert Warns! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:06am On Apr 12, 2018
Doctor's recommendation or not I prefer the pussy hairy kiss
Romance › Re: Help!!!I find Girl's Vagina Very Irritating To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:25pm On Apr 09, 2018
Op... Back in the secondary, I had a friend just like you... It's easier for him to get turned on by seeing a girl in her panties than to see her pussy cos the pussy is very disgusting to him... The good news is that, he is currently married now... I don't know how he finally overcame it if at all he did... Hopefully, you Wil also overcome yours...
Romance › Re: I Am Now Broke And I'm About To Break Up With Her by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17pm On Apr 08, 2018
Unfortunately even if you dont break up with her, she may break up with you or even be fuc.king other dic.ks ... Even when money dey sef , e no easy to find faithful girl, na now wey money no dey you go come find.... This your case na... Double wahala for dead body... undecided
Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed (pre-wedding Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:10pm On Apr 08, 2018
Congratulations... Happy married life to you...
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:06pm On Apr 08, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Thanks same here kiss wink
cool kiss
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:02pm On Apr 08, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Awww I'm not a bad person ooo embarassed but I know all your monikers and I respect them that's all that matters cheesy cheesy

Same here......

Don't mind me jare you know I'm still a young girl just being playful cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahahahha nice...

sure i know you are just being playful... its all good... you are always liked by me...
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19pm On Apr 08, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Oh I see....


You're almost there wink
i see... its my lovely Biacan... but then... thank God i am not a trouble maker, i would have probably looked for your trouble without knowing its you grin

Happy sunday babe...

these your monikers appear to be controversial grin grin grin what is it i don't know cheesy
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:14am On Apr 08, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Because you told me so huh

My alternate.......you'll have to guess



So you lied to me shocked
maybe it's an error from your part.... I have never told anybody in my lifetime that I am Richard...

Bianca?
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:13am On Apr 08, 2018
sinaj:
It becomes a deliberate act when repeated from time to time nd apologising over nd over again for a particular act will evn sound crazy to you.
I might try to overlook nd ignore it but it depends on how grave the offense is.
you are right when you said it depends on the level of the offense and probably how often it occurs... You sound very intelligent too...
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Good morning Richard cool
good morning dear... But what makes you think I am Richard grin

By the way, is this your main or alternate moniker? Please tell me the name of your other moniker

Finally... I am not Richard grin
Romance › Re: The Only Thing Good Girl Has Got Me Is Severe Heartbreak (twitter User) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:16am On Apr 08, 2018
uddeze:
kinda agree but some people will call it perversion
true bro...
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:16am On Apr 08, 2018
sinaj:
just promise me that it wont happen again. Dazall
sounds sweet... But sometimes such things happen again eventhough it may not have been planned... Reason I focused my question about offending you is because we are humans... From time to time, we may offend or feel offended by our partners so it's best we know how to overcome such scenarios when they come to play...
Christianity Etc › Re: Herdsmen Kill Pastor Pius Eromosele Of Church Of God Mission In Benin City, by SmellingAnus(m): 8:58am On Apr 08, 2018
Sad news
Romance › Re: The Only Thing Good Girl Has Got Me Is Severe Heartbreak (twitter User) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:44am On Apr 08, 2018
Lol... Partially true... To be a good girl or wife , you just have to be a wife during the day and a hoe star to your husband at night... grin
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:36am On Apr 08, 2018
sinaj:
lol
if we are in a relationship and I offend you... What's the best way to apologise to you...
Romance › Re: Fun Time (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28am On Apr 08, 2018
sinaj:
80% melancholic nd 20 phlegmatic.

Happy Sunday sir
same here... I am Melphleg... Probably a 55-60% melancholic then a 40% Phlegmatic... Sometimes the environment I find myself determines my type...
Romance › Re: What's Your Favourite Sex Style? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:49pm On Apr 07, 2018
Spooning....
Romance › Re: I Met My Boyfriend On Nairaland Last Year,so Am Finally Here Too! by SmellingAnus(m): 6:39pm On Apr 07, 2018
Special well CUM to you ...
Romance › Re: What Is That Something You Don't Understand About Men? Women Ask, Men Reply. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:18pm On Apr 07, 2018
JixNation:
Why do men love sex more than 'LOVE'?
because men can live without love but can't live without sex grin grin grin Lol...

Its because sex is sweeter than love... So love and sex which one you prefer for relationship? grin
Romance › Re: Men, What's The Scariest Statement From Your Woman? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:13pm On Apr 07, 2018
None of the above... grin
Romance › Re: What Is Her Problem? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:08pm On Apr 07, 2018
Sometimes I don't blame guys who fuc.k and abandon fish brains like the girl the op is referring to sad
Education › Re: Female Uniport Student Accuses Lecturers Of Demanding 3 Some, Before Giving E Sc by SmellingAnus(m): 10:54am On Apr 06, 2018
sinaj:
Good a.m dear
same here dear... What happened... Why haven't I heard from you since... grin
Events › Re: Mimi Crush: Lady In Bikini For Her Birthday Banner, Puts It Up On Lagos Streets by SmellingAnus(m): 10:48am On Apr 06, 2018
This one na toto advert na undecided

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