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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:50pm On Feb 24, 2018
2dice01:
oya show us the way cheesy
hahahah una need to stop punting o except you dey sure say punting na your calling... grin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:48pm On Feb 24, 2018
olihilistic:
Lmao,I no fit die and to live long,I have to stop playing Bet9ja which I have stopped today.
no worry I go ask you again before the end of March if you don place bet on bet9ja again grin
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Member Seeks God’s Forgiveness For Kidnapping Chibok Girls (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:44pm On Feb 24, 2018
When you were motivated by having 72 virgins when you get to paradise or is it that there are no longer virgins in paradise undecided
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:43pm On Feb 24, 2018
olihilistic:
That day him use Tottenham frustrate our lives,today na Bayern,life sef haf tayad me.
sorry my brother... But make life no tire you o.... I still want you alive...
Politics › Re: 2019: Reordering Of Election Illegal - Falana Tells NASS by SmellingAnus(m): 5:38pm On Feb 24, 2018
Okay... Politicians dey after their interest... President want him election to come first...

Senators want their election to come first...

Na who the masses go even support undecided
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:37pm On Feb 24, 2018
2dice01:
baba for dem girls


You dey reach diss place too? huh
hahahha yea... I say make I mourn with my brother wey dey mourn/lament....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:35pm On Feb 24, 2018
olihilistic:
cheesygrincheesygrin


If person pass you,you suppose accord am some respect.

40k for phone don enter River Benue in two weeks.
terrible... But na true you talk my brother... Alabi go don hit jackpot this weekend , the way I dey see guys dey lament for here....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SmellingAnus(m): 5:28pm On Feb 24, 2018
olihilistic:
I have retire from gambling...

Alabi is stronger and wiser than me..




cheesycheesygrin
hahahhaha I love your confession it's better to retire now in the city than be forced to the village...
Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by SmellingAnus(m): 4:53pm On Feb 24, 2018
RuthDaniels:
] Honestly there is nothing much to know about, but then I will get to you.
how will you get to me ? grin
Politics › Re: Fayose Wins 2017 Silverbird TV Man Of The People Award (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:43pm On Feb 24, 2018
Cool
Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by SmellingAnus(m): 1:20pm On Feb 24, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Lol...You wouldn't want me lying to you, right?

How's your weekend going? grin
good .

Currently watching a football match... I will spend more time watching ball today...


I will love to know about it... I don't mind if we connect via what'sapp/bbm ... You can drop your number if that is the case and I will add you...
Romance › Re: Lady Goes On A Date, Unclad, Without Her Date Noticing (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:16pm On Feb 24, 2018
Xinzu:
Even if the painter were to be Michael Angelo, I can't sit next to a naked woman and not know!
even if I don't know, my Dic.k should know grin
Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by SmellingAnus(m): 1:03pm On Feb 24, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Lol! Chicken!

You just love the easier part of life don't you? But sometimes pain can be pleasurable lipsrsealed
hahaha yes it can as long as I don't end up with a bruised dic.k... Let's say I have experienced having a bruised dic.k several times and I still had to use it like that... No doubt I enjoyed the sweetness in the midst of the pains... So tell me about some of the pains you enjoy during action grin
Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by SmellingAnus(m): 12:11pm On Feb 24, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Lol,I thought as much, No one enjoys putting a pencil in a paper bag grin. [b]It's safe to say you hate hindrance /struggle when digging lipsrsealed. I love it moderate tongue [/b]
exactly... You are very smart/intelligent... Moderate means not so tight and not so wide.... Not bad... I can manage that as long as my dic.k will not end up with bruises grin
Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by SmellingAnus(m): 8:53am On Feb 24, 2018
RuthDaniels:
lipsrsealed

Are you that big? lipsrsealed
hahahhha I call it average but at least 99% of girls that has tasted it called it big... About 70% says it's the biggest they have lipsrsealed but I call it average... I know you like it small grin...
Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by SmellingAnus(m):
1. I have never experienced orgasm while using a condom...

2. I have never experienced orgasm while my dic.k is being sucked...

3. I love and prefer wide pussys to tight pussys...


4. I dislike having sex with a virgin... It's almost a no no for me...


5... I prefer hairy or slightly bushy pussy
Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by SmellingAnus(m):
Okay
Nairaland General › Re: Boat Accident In Sokoto Kills 13 Children (Graphic Photos) by SmellingAnus(m):
Nigeria and bad news na 5 and 6
Celebrities › Re: A Producer Once Held A Knife To My Neck And Told Me To Strip - Steph Nora Okere by SmellingAnus(m): 10:09am On Feb 21, 2018
King990:
Abi, If e dey Bleep time e go tell you Shey.? Il sad
hahhaha maybe o... But even him sister wey also dey close to me confirm say her brother na virgin...

The guy don turn down toto well well according to him....
Romance › Re: China Launches Funeral Strippers And Are The First To Do SO (see Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:04am On Feb 21, 2018
Conji and Mourning grin
Celebrities › Re: A Producer Once Held A Knife To My Neck And Told Me To Strip - Steph Nora Okere by SmellingAnus(m): 9:59am On Feb 21, 2018
Lol... A friend of mine that is a producer actually said, producers are being harassed by desperate girls for roles so such girls even offer sex and also accept to act nude in certain roles in order to have a major role in the movie...

Unfortunately, this my yeye friend na virgin and he is not cut out for such....

Thumps up to him sha....
Politics › Re: ‘if Buhari Decides To Run For Second Term He Will Win Adamawa’ – Bashir Ahmad by SmellingAnus(m): 9:58am On Feb 21, 2018
Okay
Celebrities › Re: PHOTO: APC Chieftain, Chief Dumo Lulu-briggs Endorses Bbnaija Housemate, Angel by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57am On Feb 21, 2018
Nice one...
Romance › Re: My Love Life Is Cursed (i'm Depressed But Happy) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:01pm On Feb 20, 2018
phpfx:
thanka I appreciate
you are welcome bro...
Romance › Re: My Love Life Is Cursed (i'm Depressed But Happy) by SmellingAnus(m):
Bro understand this... Any girl... I mean any girl can cheat on you... That is not to say there are no faithful girls... Once you accept this fact, you are already half way away from depression... You will only die before your time if you continue to police any girl you are dating.... These days, many married women are not even faithful not to talk about single girls... Lol...

Work on yourself and focus on how you can be a better man/husband both financially and otherwise ... Even a good faithful girl can cheat on a broke dude grin

If you are looking for a faithful girl, you better get a sex doll ... grin lol... (just kidding)

Even if you end up meeting the so called faithful girl, you may end up losing her because of your insecurities as a result of your past negative experiences...
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by SmellingAnus(m): 5:57pm On Feb 20, 2018
Lol... Most of the girls I came across love kissing... I am even the one that don't like kissing... Kissing to me is an act to fulfill all righteousness... To me , kissing is a necessary evil...
Romance › Re: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by SmellingAnus(m): 4:46pm On Feb 20, 2018
AdolfHitlerxXx:

SUBDUE sounds like Rape.

well done. ..you would end in jail.
hahahhaha did you read the entire write-up? obviously you didn't... He was the one that used that word subdue, I only replied him with the word (subdue) he used.... Although I understand properly that he has no intentions of rape but it was just a wrong choice of word used by him...
Romance › Re: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by SmellingAnus(m): 4:43pm On Feb 20, 2018
Truckpusher:
Subdue ? Are you going to force her to be with you ? undecided wink grin
Lol... If you go through he his entire write-up , he is asking about her he he can subdue a woman .. I only replied him with exactly the same word (subdue) he used... grin

But what he meant was how he can can sleep with a babe that has shown interest in him, unfortunately, he used the word subdue grin
Celebrities › Re: Khloe And K-Brule Loved Up As They Arrive Nigeria After Their Disqualification by SmellingAnus(m): 11:24am On Feb 20, 2018
Lol...
Romance › Re: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19am On Feb 20, 2018
Don't worry Conji will teach you how to subdue a woman grin
Family › Re: White Lady And Her Nigerian Husband Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:17am On Feb 19, 2018
ogorwyne:
This is cool.
missed you...

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