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Celebrities / Re: Nikos Adeleke Dancing With His Father Like They're Lovers (video,pics) by smileysmiley(f): 10:15pm On Apr 21, 2016
halmeyd:


it may nt be 100% bt based onwat i see evryday nd other guys' observations, my opinion is atleast 85% factual.
if you say so
Celebrities / Re: Nikos Adeleke Dancing With His Father Like They're Lovers (video,pics) by smileysmiley(f): 8:11pm On Apr 21, 2016
halmeyd:


bt d fact remains most short ladies come wit curves nd dat makes dem my preferred choice....only 3 out of every 10 tall ladies are curvy
Your analysis is not so right but you are probably stating from your observation point
Celebrities / Re: Nikos Adeleke Dancing With His Father Like They're Lovers (video,pics) by smileysmiley(f): 6:54pm On Apr 21, 2016
halmeyd:


she may be short bt she aint close to bein a dwarf....nd y shld she leave d curves to tall,slim nd bony ladies? dey already hv bones na lolz
ever seen a tall lady with curves? so lovely... Whenever I see a good thing, I appreciate it but the curves on this lady makes her look like a dwarf, short ladies should be portable not blown like this
Education / Re: See How Nigerians Pronounce Words According To Ghanians by smileysmiley(f): 10:36am On Apr 21, 2016
Those black baboons that pronounce "cut" as "cat"... If we face them now ehn

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Education / Re: See How Nigerians Pronounce Words According To Ghanians by smileysmiley(f): 10:35am On Apr 21, 2016
angry
Romance / Please How Do I Break Up With Her ? Her Kitty-Cat Is Too Watery - Guy Cries Out by smileysmiley(f): 10:27am On Apr 21, 2016
"I love her so much yes but her pussy is too watery. For every time I want to penetrate, my dick slips out, she is always over wet and it makes the place not
enjoyable, I will just be suffering myself and hitting hard but yet I feel nothing. So most time I have to keep tissue stand by, at every one second I dry her up. Our sex life is getting boring and I have been
managing. How do I break up with her ? What reason do I give her so she does not feel bad ? She is pretty, but the water is just too much".




Oya over to the house. What should he do?

Source : http://www.olofofovillage.com/2016/04/please-how-do-i-break-up-with-her-her.html?m=1
Celebrities / Re: Nikos Adeleke Dancing With His Father Like They're Lovers (video,pics) by smileysmiley(f): 10:12am On Apr 21, 2016
short + curvy = dwarf
In order words, leave the curve for the tall girls in other to avoid looking like a dwarf.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Turn Her Request Down Without Hurting Her? Help!! by smileysmiley(f): 2:38pm On Apr 20, 2016
Girls though! Why did she play wife role to a man she is not even dating... Op you no try sha o for collecting the osho free, whatever you do, do with care cause there is a thin line between hurting her and making her understand. By the way, how short is she sef that you can't date her?
Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Flies First-Class To London: PDP Blasts Buhari by smileysmiley(f): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2016
Destined2win:
Because there is hardship doesn't mean that those who have the money should not live life to the fullest. What is all these?
exactly! those who have the money not from the country's pocket... she is flying first class at the detriment of the masses
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns American For $2.3m Visa Scam (picture) by smileysmiley(f): 1:23pm On Apr 19, 2016
DanceVille:
Laziness has killed this white man..

#Thief!
#Ole!

Please someone shud tell me d meaning of thief in Hausa and Igbo.
Hausa: Barawo. Igbo: Onye oshi
Romance / Re: Mr Politicalthug I Think You've Got A Real Competition Here. by smileysmiley(f): 10:19pm On Apr 18, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
ok grin.. I dnt smoke but i drink wink
lol
Romance / Re: Mr Politicalthug I Think You've Got A Real Competition Here. by smileysmiley(f): 5:30pm On Apr 18, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
yes i smoke ur shiit angry
no vex... its just that your eyes look like that of smokers
Romance / Re: Mr Politicalthug I Think You've Got A Real Competition Here. by smileysmiley(f): 5:18pm On Apr 18, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
See as u resemble those who never chop since 1914 cheesycheesy
do you smoke? no offeinse (according to Mr cork)
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Help by smileysmiley(f): 5:05pm On Apr 18, 2016
Op your story get k leg... Why can't you accommodate her? What about extended families of the girl in question? Her papa no get family? Her mama nko?

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Family / Re: Kids Kissing And Smooching In Church In Lagos - Photos by smileysmiley(f): 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2016
Speechless... How old are those children WTF! angry
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by smileysmiley(f): 4:29pm On Apr 17, 2016
mimzy:

Thanks bae wink
you are welcome
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by smileysmiley(f): 3:29pm On Apr 17, 2016
team mimzy

cc dollyjoy

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Touched By A Pervert? Share Your Experience by smileysmiley(f): 2:11pm On Apr 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
Follow me bak then,there is something i have been meaning to ask you.(it confidential)
I've followed you, you can resend your mail
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Touched By A Pervert? Share Your Experience by smileysmiley(f): 10:08am On Apr 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
u saw my mail?
no
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Touched By A Pervert? Share Your Experience by smileysmiley(f): 9:41am On Apr 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
hi
hello
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Touched By A Pervert? Share Your Experience by smileysmiley(f): 9:31am On Apr 17, 2016
opeaceo:


That's if at that stage it happened, you know you're being molested.

Mine is a funny experience, it happened at yaba, I followed my roomies to do "bend down select", We got to the market, they were buying stuffs, and I stood close to a stall, staring, a man came to advertise clothes, I told him I wasn't interested, and then he stood at my back, but the closeness was too much, I took a step forward, minutes later, he came close to me and said " aunty, you con look for maga here"??

I didn't say anything, I noticed something strong close to my bum, minutes later, I told him to adjust, he said he's selling his goods, I stood and i wondered what was so strong close to my bum, but i knew it wasnt his hand, for the next ten minutes, he enjoyed himself, my roomies came and we went back to our hostel, I narrated everything that happened to me, they made fun of me, shame con dey catch me.

bottom line, standing there I never knew what molestation was.

And I have several other experiences and the last one I had, I didn't dissapoint my mum, I gave him a brain resetting slap.
confam babe
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Touched By A Pervert? Share Your Experience by smileysmiley(f): 2:24pm On Apr 16, 2016
I have had more than one experience with those stupid perverts. When I was younger and naïve, I will try to shift my body away from their reach or look for a way to leave there cause it was embarrassing to me but as I grew older, I realized that they were the ones who should be embarrassed and I never hesitate to make a scene. I'll share two of them;
Experience 1:
Happened at Yaba market, the market was crowdy and the unfortunate being was behind me, he grabbed my butt and immediately I turned and saw it was a guy, I held his collar and rained insults on him. I didn't hesitate to tell people that asked what happened cause he was the one to be ashamed of his deed and not me. The Yoruba women around rained insults on him in their dialect and pleaded with me to leave him. I left but a crowd of old women gathered around him, raining insults on him.
Experience 2 :
It happened in a bus, the bus was a little tight and the slowpoke was sitting behind me with his hand stretched forward leaning against the window by my side. I felt tiny movements around my boob region and I shifted, it happened about three times and when I was sure that it was not a mistake, I turned back and hurled insults at him, I narrated everything that happened to the passengers and my voice must have been so loud cause I was on my earpiece and they were all staring at him after the narration. The guy who was huge felt so embarrassed, I could see it on his face, he bent his face downwards and placed his two hands in between his legs.

This is to everyone who feel ashamed to report a molestor, its their shame and not yours, stop covering their crime at your detriment.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Drags Wizkid To Police Commissioner by smileysmiley(f): 12:16pm On Apr 15, 2016
Linda is such a baby, she threatened to destroy his career so her crime his worst. If anything happens to wizkid's career, hold Aunty gwegwegwe responsible

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