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TravelRe: Ada Onyilokwu Nigerian, Dies In London (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 7:06am On Apr 03, 2016
thesicilian:
Jeez, you're really one hell of a damaged lady. Unfortunately I find it so hard to descend to your level, even as much as I may want to.
I hope you've found love in your life, because it sure looks like you have a lot of emotions bottled up within.
Yh, so now you know shoooooo... shooooooo.... shoooooooo.... And if you decide to "descend to my level", do know that I will be waiting for you Mr descendant... Oya get lost
Jokes EtcRe: Man Covers ATM With His Cloth: Where Is This Guy From? by smileysmiley(f): 8:07pm On Apr 02, 2016
With the way some people stare like they want to swallow your pin in an ATM queue, I would not blame the guy grin
Car TalkRe: Check Out The 2016 G-wagon Mamba by smileysmiley(f): 7:59pm On Apr 02, 2016
Jeez! This ride is sleek... I just love these babies
TravelRe: Ada Onyilokwu Nigerian, Dies In London (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 7:04pm On Apr 02, 2016
thesicilian:
so why do you keep boiling when I say iPod?
Cause I know that your Olodo brain meant ipob but you are just too dumb to know that. Boiling? Sweetheart the fact that I am boiling now should be your least problems now cause when I finish boiling, I am a DRACULA and I will attack you with my fangs so you had better not allow me boil finish.
Note: I'm not one of those that will say "he is not worth my time". If you quote me, I'll quote you back and believe me when I say you can't win this one so just carry your dumb self and park well
TravelRe: Ada Onyilokwu Nigerian, Dies In London (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 6:41pm On Apr 02, 2016
thesicilian:
How was your day? You seem to have had a very stressful day. You should take some time to rest before you rupture an aneurysm in your brain.
My day was better than yours obviously. You don't need to bother about my brain cause its fine, you seem to be the one with the abnormal blood-filled artery/vein here cause it has obviously turned you to an Olodo. Meanwhile its I*P*O*B and not ipod, Olodo oshi
TravelRe: Ada Onyilokwu Nigerian, Dies In London (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 6:26pm On Apr 02, 2016
thesicilian:
Hahahaha.
I'm actually through with my schooling for now, but I don't think my education can be finished until I join my Creator.
You should go back to school. 4 years plus in school and you couldn't understand a little write up like this. It clearly stated that the deceased is believed to be an indigene of Benue state and I know you don't know but Benue is not an eastern state. Go back to primary school so you can be taught the geopolitical zones in Nigeria. Anu mpama! Anu ofia! Mumu dey smell for here
CelebritiesRe: Lepacious Bose Is Now Completely A 'lepa' Woman by smileysmiley(f): 6:08pm On Apr 02, 2016
Chisos Krist of Nazareth... LA baby LA hot... LA baby LA sharpa... LA baby LA sexy
RomanceRe: Doing This To A Woman Will Ruin Your Sex Life by smileysmiley(f): 7:37am On Apr 02, 2016
cruzita:
hmmm
You claim to be a virgin yet you are found in every sex-related thread, are you sure you don't need to get laid asaphuh
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by smileysmiley(f):
Vinshu:
I never contradicted myself. If you want to asslick pls let us know not hiding behind someone's ass
sweet Vinshu, you might not know me but someone with a double coated tongue like you can't be easily forgotten... I'm not going to go into details but I've had a similar issue like this with you before

Modified; maybe I should go into details a little, one minute you are a feminist and the next, you are looking for a man to pick your bills. Bitches like you are the reason men are confused about the real definition of the word "feminism"... Get a job and stop showing your stupidity on this forum
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by smileysmiley(f): 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2016
Vinshu:
I never contradicted myself. If you want to asslick pls let us know not hiding behind someone's ass
sweet Vinshu, you might not know me but someone with a double coated tongue like you can't be easily forgotten... I'm on going to go into details but I've had a similar issue like this with you before
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by smileysmiley(f): 6:17pm On Mar 30, 2016
Jadekitana:
Madam keep quiet and stop being an asslicker here! You can't do that on my thread. Were you not the same lady who opened a thread some weeks ago stating that a man without a car and house has no business dating? Oh the insults you got formatted your mentality I guess! If you don't have the heart don't come here spewing thrash, I have zero tolerance for fake ladies. Take this your pretentious asslicking self off my thread! I know your types,trying to seek redemption after messing up but it's too late! You already told the house u a materialistic type. I don't pretend or asslick here,when next you wanna do that kind of rubbish,remember whose thread it is. Now peacefully leave before I finish you here
please forgive Vinshu, she is high on something, always contradicting herself...
RomanceRe: N by smileysmiley(f): 6:00pm On Mar 30, 2016
olihilistic:
when will boys behave like men!??
when they become men, a boy can't behave like a man... boys will always be boys and men will always be men
RomanceRe: Whats With Girls And Beards? by smileysmiley(f): 5:56pm On Mar 30, 2016
Cause bearded guys know how to hit it, the other mofos leave you stranded grin #beardgang all the way
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reconciles With Ohakim And Ihedioha-photos by smileysmiley(f): 4:46pm On Mar 29, 2016
talktrue1:
But Wike and Amaechi are taking theirs personal
Don't be so sure, these politicians are like chameleons, they change quickly
PoliticsRe: US To Press Nigeria To Devalue Naira - Reuters by smileysmiley(f): 4:32pm On Mar 29, 2016
molotov1:
So ladies and gentlemen, why are the US and other western allies so concerned about the value of our Naira ?

Is this not a conspiracy ?
Don't mind the idiots, their sudden interest in Nigeria is appalling... This is one decision the President has made so far that I strongly stand with #SayNoToNairaDevaluation... They want to cause us untold hardship in future in a bid to solve the problem on ground. Instead of devaluing the naira, let's support domestic production cause that will help alot on the long run. If only our President was a dictator who had Nigeria's best interest at heart, this would have been our breakthrough cause he would have laid down stringent policies at this time.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roasted Plantain Or Fingers? Caption This (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 12:46pm On Mar 29, 2016
When the knuckles refuse to cooperate grin
RomanceRe: What Woman Can Do, Man Can Do More Better...(see Photo) by smileysmiley(f): 12:42pm On Mar 29, 2016
And when did cooking become the duty of only a womanhuh
EducationRe: Nigerian Institution With The Highest Yahoo Boys by smileysmiley(f): 12:16pm On Mar 29, 2016
I graduated from Unilag o but if you enter Uniben and Imsu you will know that Unilag boys are just learning work... Uniben and Imsu guys are certified Yahoo Yahoo boys
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Nollywood's Best On-screen Couples by smileysmiley(f): 12:03pm On Mar 29, 2016
11. Rita Dominic and Chidi Mokeme



12. Genevieve Nnaji and Ramsey Nouah



They were electrifying couples too.
HealthRe: Help He Wants To Commit Suicide Because Of A Female Brest Growing On His Chest by smileysmiley(f): 7:12am On Mar 29, 2016
DrinkWater10:
Needless comment! Must you trivialize everything?
Gerrarahia shit mhen!
HealthNail Carnivores (chewers) Get In Here by smileysmiley(op): 6:40pm On Mar 28, 2016
It's no news that some of us are big time carnivores so let's share our nail chewing addiction stories here.
Mine goes thus;
I was really addicted to chewing my nails and all my attempts to stop proved abortive, i tried them all. I taped my nails, used an irritant (I had to stop cause it only irritated my mouth thereby making me feel sour for days, after which I'll continue with the nail chewing), I painted my nails too. I finally gave up and accepted the fact that I was a chronic nail chewer until I was introduced to biotin, it boosted my nail growth and made it so hard and lovely that I could not imagine putting the beauty between my teeth anymore, so I'm now officially cured and I can proudly say that I no longer chew my nails.
Attached is a picture of my nails.

HealthRe: Help He Wants To Commit Suicide Because Of A Female Brest Growing On His Chest by smileysmiley(f): 6:06pm On Mar 28, 2016
LazyGoat:
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Sir here is some pix of it.
chai op your breast for standa wella if you be woman, e for fine gan o
HealthRe: Help He Wants To Commit Suicide Because Of A Female Brest Growing On His Chest by smileysmiley(f): 5:48pm On Mar 28, 2016
LazyGoat:
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The only thing i posess outside the female brest is a very small peniss, apart from that there is nothing else am hiding.
small penis kwa... OP you need TB Joshua ooo, don't mind all this people, your problem is spiritual. I think evil people were trying to change you to a female while in your mother's womb but your mother's prayers stopped them after they had already done little damage... My advice now is to go to TB Joshua since he is experienced in cases like this, he will do wonders for you...


































Believe me at your own peril, abeg see a doctor ooo or better still use it as an avenue to make money and become popular, its not everyday one sees a man with boobs... sha don't commit suicide cause there are few men in the world and plenty women, husbands are not enough to go round so please don't waste a scarce resource.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men So Selfish During Sex? by smileysmiley(f): 12:46pm On Mar 28, 2016
cruzita:
#TeamVirgin
kontinu
RomanceRe: Why Are Men So Selfish During Sex? by smileysmiley(f): 12:43pm On Mar 28, 2016
Experienced that with my ex boyfriend, he'll just cum and leave someone stranded, stupid Olodo boy. I met my new sweetheart and he redefined sex, at times he gives me two orgasms sef before he climaxes, he made me to believe in #teambeardgang cause he has beards and the former Olodo used to shave all his beards out. I'm now a #teambeardgang, if you don't have beards don't even bother approaching me cause na correct snubbing you go collect. The annoying part is that the stupid boy leaves you more Hot than you were before the sex.
DON'T STRESS YOURSELF, GO HOME WITH A BEARDED GUY
if any oloshi boy that can't make a girl cum quotes me ehn, thunder will cut off his Willie Willie
RomanceRe: Why Are Men So Selfish During Sex? by smileysmiley(f): 12:21pm On Mar 28, 2016
cruzita:
the thing tire me ooo.very selfish set of human being .only few knows how to satisfy a woman others are *make I do fast commot*
I thought you were a virgin... Cruzita see how your lie has roped you... chai!!!
RomanceRe: Girls Have A Guy Ever Washed Your Panties? by smileysmiley(f): 12:15pm On Mar 28, 2016
Ekakamba:
WTF? coz 'he'?
he is gay
RomanceRe: Help My Smallie Is Pregnant by smileysmiley(f): 9:34am On Mar 28, 2016
@naija swagg
the stupidity of the poster has been well and truly confirmed but in no way should that continue well after he has dumped the jump off.
any adult by now knows the dangers of unprotected intimacy. and anyone s.h.a.g.g.i.n.g. unprotected know what it implies but should he be scared/forced into paying up just because she might tell his wife-to-be? this is plain and simple blackmail , ie "if you dont pay up, i will have the baby and wifey will know so trouble in your marriage".

he made a mistake and should stand to it like a man instead of going to do a SECOND MISTAKE  trying to deal with the first one.

should he pay up and try to ush ush it all? I say NO! this man should start clean and tell his wife-to-be E V E R Y T H I N G so there is no surprises in the future from that rat and they can start marriage life "clean".

by the answer of most men in here, you can understand why telling some guy you just Zap.e.d.that you need money for abortion is a good business. all of them would pay just to get peace of mind and marry that girl. . . . . . . .

this is a question to all the guys who said pay up:
WHAT ABOUT IF THE GIRL YOU WERE ABOUT TO MARRY JUST ENDED HER AFFAIR WITH HER SUGAR DADDY AND NOW REALIZE SHE IS PREGNANT BY EITHER YOU OR HIM WHILE SHE WAS WEEKS AWAY TO MARRY YOU, WOULDNT YOU WANT HER TO COME CLEAN WITH YOU?! OR IS IT DIFFERENT NOW?
Coming out clean is good if the issue is overrated but it is not a biggie for now, top relationship experts advice that some things should be kept under check "what you don't know can't kill you after all". He should just give it to her after all this money can't be more than #20000, what wife to be will be ok with the fact that while her wedding preparations were going on, her man was busy bleeping someone else raw, it'll make her lose trust in the man and she definitely will be hurt, it could even affect their marriage in future. If the matter was overrated, I would have advised him to come out clean but its not. As a woman, I wouldn't want my man to disturb me with something like this, he should take care of it and save me the heartache, Op save your woman the sleepless nights please and take care of your business, it's too early to destroy her trust in you. Shalom!
RomanceRe: Help My Smallie Is Pregnant by smileysmiley(f): 9:13am On Mar 28, 2016
@poster
its the oldest trick in the book. . . . . . .  it would have been better f she would have told you that you should pay else she will tell your partner about the affair!!!!

man its just scare tactics to make you give her a nice bye bye settlement. if she is pregnant then it is not yours (unless she can prove it 150%)
tell you wife-to-be about the whole affair and let it all come out in the open instead of being blackmailed by some jump off.
then contact her bf to see if she is telling him the same story and asking him too for abortion money.

dig deep and be ready to go to war unless you are a mugu and just care to pay up this fraudster.

DONT PAY A DIME UNTIL 1) YOU ARE SURE SHE IS PREGNANT 2) YOU ARE 150% SURE THE BABY IS YOURS
While he is trying to confirm all these, the baby will be growing in her stomach until it gets to the stage where it can't be removed again. Even if the babe is lying, he should just pay her off and close that stage of his life so he can happily start this new stage. What makes you think his fiancee is going to be ok with the fact that her man is possibly responsible for another woman's pregnancy?
LiteratureRe: Unplanned Love (imaginary Love Story) by smileysmiley(f): 7:33am On Mar 27, 2016
chicmoniq:
@smileysmiley.
There is a kinder way of critiquing a person's work. Your lengthy post was clearly intended to shame the author. Good luck with your writing.
Anything that rocks your boat sweetheart. All I did was to point out some facts. I won't try to argue with you but I repeat "My epistle was not made to disregard anybody". At the beginning of the post, the author clearly said that she was open to every type of comment so if she finds mine offensive, I can only tender my apology. Cheers!
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