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PoliticsRe: Reps Urge CBN To Return Bailout Money To Treasury by smooooooth: 12:16pm On Sep 02, 2009
so is the house saying that he shld have waited for them to come back from their vacation before he bails out banks that were on the brink of failing. abeg make them go sit down, besides he saved them the usual shouting, chairs throwing and punches that always follow a debate like this.

house my foot!!
RomanceRe: Not Interested In Any Relationship Yet by smooooooth: 4:21pm On Sep 01, 2009
this thread is old now, u dey go archive go dig up stuff? or the OP wanna update us on what have happend in the 3years. we all ears!!!!
RomanceRe: Big Problem by smooooooth: 12:39pm On Sep 01, 2009
look dude, those guyz are alreadt screwing the girl in question, guyz dont give money without getting something in return. and i dont think your friend shld worry himself over a girl like that. she is bad news. instead of stepping up, i will advise him to step down.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by smooooooth: 11:18am On Sep 01, 2009
Ujujoan:
So what happened to love? What happened to true respect for a lady? What happened to decency?
the ladies shld answer this one, cos they threw away love, self respect and decency

Ujujoan:
What freaks me out is that most guys dont hesitate to make moves to have sex with a girl on the first date, but the moment she makes a demand, she becomes a gold digger.
i think this has to do wiv the way both sexes think, the ladies are thinking ''pay b4 service'' the dudes are thinking 'service b4 pay'' so u got to figure which order is right to know who is freaking who out.

Ujujoan:
Lol
So even the decent girls that wont fall (I mean have sex with a guy), but still dont care about how much he spends on them are doomed. Cos guys dont even have the patience to 'play the waiting game'!!
i can see u now on the etisalat network, u now talking grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by smooooooth: 10:43am On Sep 01, 2009
Ujujoan:
So your excuse is 'indecent dressing'? LOL!! cheesy

You'll only spoil a girl with gifts if she's dressed like the Virgin Mary. cheesy cheesy

You are funny!!
@ uju, u cant blame the guy, he got a point, i mean imagine a lady wearing a tight low waist three quarter pants, where her g-string is very visible, with 6'' high heels, a low neck top with tiny hand strapps, revealing jammed boobs in under-age bras, and wearing make-up like its a carnival. u dont expect him to spend his money on that naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

Ujujoan:
So you are saying the guys stopped spending cos the ladies now come cheaply. Prolly cos demand is greater than supply.

So when a girl falls without you having to spend a lot, she's cheap, but when she expects you to spend on her before she falls, she's a gold digger!!

Na wa oh! undecided
there's no time for that these days, that na longgggggggggg thing. guyz got their hands full, so they lack the patience to playing the waiting game.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by smooooooth: 10:18am On Sep 01, 2009
@op- your calender must read 1968,  cheesy. criously in 2009, the supply is greater than the demand. men get the babes on their side with a cheap 1,500 recharge card now. some as low as 500,  grin. so what has happend is that the bottom power market has crashed like our stock market. unless you want to take us back to the days of boom, 1968. smiley
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Battled Police In China by smooooooth: 9:42am On Sep 01, 2009
Donvilo:
The only thing I'm interested in is for the FG to ensure their citizens' safety and also for them to be brought back here in nigeria.
na wa 4 u, u wey dey anambra where them dey kidnapp pipu at will, na u dey talk this one. the govt cannot ensure the safety of its citizens in the country, talkless of outside its borders. guy once u cross naja, u are O.Y.O
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Battled Police In China by smooooooth: 9:33am On Sep 01, 2009
why will any sensible human being wanna go to a country with over 1 billion people. people just kinda think the grass is green anywhere outside the shores of Nigeria. now we hear of people runnning to Ghana, Togo, Libreria. those ones too will soon start deporting Nigerians too. My country people should stop embarrasing them selves and get their mind working here in nigeria, there are so much opportuities here, u just have to open your eyes.
PoliticsRe: The Ibru Nanny has Now Been Declared Wanted. by smooooooth: 8:57am On Sep 01, 2009
i can now imagine the names on the debtors list.

1. one time driver 10billion
2. one time cook 50billion
3. one time pet trainer 25billion
4. one time washerman 13billion
BusinessRe: Sanusi Canvasses Islamic Banking by smooooooth: 8:43am On Sep 01, 2009
wont be surprised, when soon, islamic education will be the best for a developing nation like Nigeria, islamic marriage, islamic Laws, islamic dressing, islamic wooing, islamic kissing, islamic phucking. it is just obvious this guys have an agenda, and its just so sad that we are too weak to do anything about it. sad

well i really dont care, cos whatever happens, Nigeria is still going down.
RomanceRe: Before And After The Breakup. by smooooooth: 10:16am On Aug 31, 2009
then i think more guys shld break up wiv their gf since it helpe them stay in shape. abi?
RomanceRe: Dating White Guys by smooooooth: 9:27am On Aug 31, 2009
nothing wrong, its like dating an albino. though me i no send anything white sha.
RomanceRe: Who Owns The Pregnancy? by smooooooth: 4:40pm On Aug 27, 2009
the first guy has the head, the second got the baby's buttocks while the last guy must have been responsible for the rest of the baby. guyus came fron the 3 major tribes in nigeria, the scan is showing the baby got a big igbo head, a small yoruba penis and a thin hausa body.\

goodluck!!!!
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 3:59pm On Aug 27, 2009
tpacalipse:
@poster
why dont u try allen junction?
guy i sorry 4 u, u berra stop patronising ashi's o.

confetti:
@ Smooooooth,

Why not give me a trial huh,

Me I be marriage material well well,

I got a lot to offer u ooo since you said you got a lot to offer me eh,

Birds of a feather should flock together na
thats fair, why not send me a mail naa, lets see how well we fly 2geder wink

waterworks:
because of statements like that if u like look from now till tommorrow u willnever find her.
why u dey add fuel to fire naa? okay sorry i withdraw my statement, u cancel the curse o.

jay bee:
abeg u get road map to osu or do i have to contact becomerich?
bro, u really dont wanna go there, wife no dey there, unless u dey find something else lipsrsealed

dorleey:
cool
cool smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by smooooooth: 8:45am On Aug 27, 2009
why will a lady leave her undies in your house, when she aint living in with you. says so much about the kinda lady.
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 8:30am On Aug 27, 2009
spikedcylinder:
What's wrong with OSU? No be human beings dey there?
yes! human sex machines grin. na wife me dey find, not who go kill me lipsrsealed

Mr.Indomie:
who has ever tried africhat? grin soooooooooooooooo lovely and enof fish to catch grin
when fish don plenty, if u no take time, u go catch shark o!

dorleey:
@smooth, I've already tightened my wrapper and i'm waiting 4 u 2 launch an attack.
the wrapper fit loose during the scuffle o. maybe u shld wear a short pants, maybe then i go attack grin

unitee:
I think marriage material is allover you , you cant just open your eyes wide enough to see them, and people always try to find the unreachable when they have the best within arms reach, people never stop to amaze me
its not by opening your eyes wide open o. even segun Arinze made a mistake in his choice of wife. cheesy
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 4:38pm On Aug 26, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Have you gone to OSU?
OSU? shocked shocked i thought you were joking b4 now, but now i can see u dont really like me sad
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 4:07pm On Aug 26, 2009
@
xqwyste- you have a lovely pics, can i meet me.

@
crude oil- i dont want the ones on display, they make part of the indecent ones we have been talking about.
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 3:25pm On Aug 26, 2009
dorleey:
@Poster, u've been mingling with d wrong pple and that is y u find it difficult 2 see a wife material. birds of same feather flock together;that also makes u no husband material. dont expect to mess around wit bad gals and settle down wit a good one.
na so una go dey find trouble, if i respond now, it will lead to something else, well i dont have the strenght for that, make i go for my lunch go re-charge. & u berra be outta here when i get back.
RomanceRe: Our Dirty Little Secrets: Violence Turns Me On. by smooooooth: 1:37pm On Aug 26, 2009
@ post

so u mean an earth quaking slap, will get u wet in your pants. how lucky your bf is. we have to kiss, suck, squeeze gentle, some really hot spots on our own ladies to turn them on.
RomanceRe: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by smooooooth: 12:20pm On Aug 26, 2009
co-habitation is very very very bad. its degrading and demeaning. and most times the woman is at the loosing end. 98% of times it doesnt lead to marriage. its alwasy better for a lady to have her dignity in place in a relationship.
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 11:48am On Aug 26, 2009
ammamat:
Why all of you re talking about beauty, beauty, It ia all about beauty or character,

What u know u can't offer then u don't expect to get it .
There are wife materials everywhere, na u no wetin u de find, maybe no bi real wife or are u looking for already made wife
i dunno wat u mean, but if u mean a lady thats been taught by her mama to be a good cook, a good home manager, a decent dresser, very understanding, supportive, prayerful, romantic, infact everything that encompasses a woman, then i'm sure looking for an already made wife. who isnt? the only thing i need to teach her, is how to direct all that ''womanness'' to making me happy! smiley
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 11:20am On Aug 26, 2009
candyshore:
open your eyes free your mind nd drop those qualities u ve in mind u will find a wife. there are still decent ladies, pray about it
no doubt, but whatst he use marrying a decent lady u are not attracted to. though decency remians the main quality to look out for, comproising will only make u have the type of marriage everywhere- unstable, unsatisfied, & unfulfilling. i rather not marry.

letustalk:
@SMOOOOTH
True talk guy. Me too i dey find i never see. It is almost a hopeless game now. The last one i would have settled with cheated on me. I dont have to be told i am a nice guy. All friends i have ever dated told me that, but the right girls are not just coming. Two would have worked out, but genotype barred us. I am just tired. God just bring that eve, and pls let her be intelligent well mannered and beautiful. God you know what i like
i feel u bro, the annoying thing is when u meet a nigerian lady, they seem to rush the relationship, like taking a quick step to marriage or committing strongly, not giving you time to get to know them, as well as they getting to know you. i wonder why the haste, they prolly scared in the long run, their true colours will be revealed.

~Sissy~:
excuses is what people make of their shortcomings. always very easy to lay the blame.
in this case are u trying to dispute the fact that the lack or few numbers of decent ladies is 1 of the reasons why those men are useless, remember you cant clap with one hand.
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 10:57am On Aug 26, 2009
~Sissy~:
no. looking for a decent woman doesnt mean you're one yourself. most useless men who when they think they're ready to get "married/settle down" they begin to look for a decent woman.
well u cant blame the men, they are encouraged by the cheap women all over the place, besides i am not in that fold.

IFELEKE:
@Poster,
They abound in plenty everywhere(on your street,workplace,place of worship. . .places you've not touched) only if you'll look/search right.
i have combed all those places u mentioned, maybe the problem with me, is that i am too picky, i have been told that alot. but i am one of those pipu who believe that you can find the perfect partner. beautiful, intelligent with a decent xter rooted in a sound xtian foundation. but with what i have observed so far in our nigerian ladies, you should be ready to compromise on one of these qualities, and i am not gonna do that cos i have so much to offer.
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 10:14am On Aug 26, 2009
truphie:
You receive that which you have given.
So if one is not husband material, how will one find wife material?
i dont wanna sound offensive, but i think there are more marriageable men than there are women in nigeria.

~Sissy~:
are you a DECENT MAN?
to be looking for a decent lady, that shld tell i am a decent man.
RomanceRe: Where Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 9:52am On Aug 26, 2009
@izeek- na all the over age wey don loose hope dey church, and that your mosque, kingdom hall and grail wetin, abeg! wish me well.

@ Atreu- i have checked everwhere, they're just not there.

@pat- u and this your ok, can u say a real word for once.

@rokiatu- i tried that too, its belived when u not looking, it finds u, but that didnt work either

@ biola- stop laffing, help abeg, if u know where them dey.
CareerRe: From A Heart That Loves Oceanic Bank by smooooooth: 9:38am On Aug 26, 2009
its true that some oceanic bank staffs lack discipline good customer service, like once i was at the oceanic branch along marina, the one in the fuel station, opposite conoil building, the lady i met at the counter was so brute, i kept wondering how she got employed. but then we cant blame the staffs for the mis-management, Mrs Ibru and her management team should be held responsible for that.
RomanceWhere Are The Wife Materials Abeg. by smooooooth(op): 9:28am On Aug 26, 2009
where can one find the wife material in nigeria. beautiful, intelligent and decent ladies. i am sick of all the dumb ass ugly bitches in every nook

and cranny of nigeria. i wan marry, i don tire. i am almost giving up on my nigerian sisters. abeg if any1 knows where they are, tell me abeg.
RomanceRe: A Night Of Two Virgins. by smooooooth: 4:31pm On Aug 24, 2009
it is easier to go thru the eye of a needle, than getting a virgin these days.

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