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RomanceRe: Pilot,doctor,lawyer,journalist,teacher Which Would You Prefer To Marry And Why? by smooooooth: 3:43pm On Oct 07, 2009
lawyer- i av thi thing for lawyers tongue
RomanceRe: ~~wahala Dey~~ by smooooooth: 2:05pm On Oct 07, 2009
Ujujoan:
Trust me hon, I can smell fraud from a mile a way and this is not just a bold claim! I only need to be with you for 1 month to tell you everythign about yourself. No matter how much you try to hide it, little things will give you away!!

No amount of pretending can make me not know, at least to a reasonable extent, if I can marry a guy after 2 months of meeting him. If he dosent do it to me, he'll do it to someone, and I'll know in my mind that one day it'll be my turn.

I've met a pretender before and I know exactly what I'm talking about.

The problem is that, people often ignore their instints or wish that the person will change, or think the wont practice some nasty habits on them! That's living in a fool's paradise as far as I'm concerned!!

I am!!
you shld be working for the EFCC. cheesy.
RomanceRe: I Knew It Was Over When by smooooooth: 1:37pm On Oct 07, 2009
most times its always over before it even started. we see the signs but we just think we can change things.
RomanceRe: How To Bulala Any Girl Within Minutes Of Meeting Her. by smooooooth: 1:13pm On Oct 07, 2009
rubbish! which country u dey sef? in 9ja, u can bulala even without knowing her name. armed with ur knowledge u go die of poverty for 9ja, cos na natural talent hia. gerrout!
RomanceRe: A Man Who Cannot Respect A Woman Is Not A Man by smooooooth: 1:09pm On Oct 07, 2009
a real man loves his woman, while a real woman respects her man. Gbam!
RomanceRe: ~~wahala Dey~~ by smooooooth: 11:45am On Oct 07, 2009
4ck knowing someone for yrs. these days the 3-6months is the best. make money and buy a wife. she will know u in the marriage. thats better!
RomanceRe: Get Hooked And Marry Soonest Here Without Paying A Dime by smooooooth: 10:29am On Oct 05, 2009
all this peeps from osu poly sef, una no dey try at all.
RomanceRe: Why Are NL Ladies Accused Of Flirting? by smooooooth: 10:19am On Oct 05, 2009
so everybody is flirting with everybody huh?

ow come i'm left out angry
FamilyRe: My Nigerian Marriage Certificate by smooooooth: 3:59pm On Oct 02, 2009
all this rush, rush marriage wey una dey do for benin sef, see the result now grin

anyway i dont know if thats the final certificate, i'm not married.
RomanceRe: Guys Are Desperate To Have A Date On Nl. by smooooooth: 3:46pm On Oct 02, 2009
@lexi- so with that pics, u got 700 univited Nl ladies on ur yim, na him be say if i upload mine i go get 7000. lipsrsealed

i like you pics sha, cute. enjoy abeg! wink
RomanceRe: Ladies! Can You Date A Guy That Is Still In Love With His Ex ? by smooooooth: 11:42am On Oct 02, 2009
Ujujoan:
They are both AS!
oh ok, then i think its worth a try, time will definately erase the past and both parties will forget each other. and u are bound to get fond of your new partners as u get to spend time 2geder and know each other.
RomanceRe: Ladies! Can You Date A Guy That Is Still In Love With His Ex ? by smooooooth: 11:30am On Oct 02, 2009
on what health grounds did they break up? amswer that before u start worrying about trying him out first.
RomanceRe: Never Had A Realtionship by smooooooth: 10:08am On Oct 02, 2009
there's nothing as mr or mrs perfect, we just have to love the inperfect pipu perfectly. just focus on inner values that last.
RomanceRe: Y Very Intelligent Men Fail With Women: Reason No. 4: They Psych Themselves Out by smooooooth: 2:52pm On Sep 30, 2009
why shld will listen to u, when u dont even know your sex. julian and u have an M. angry
RomanceRe: Lessons Learnt. . . by smooooooth: 2:06pm On Sep 30, 2009
never trust them girls, the holier they look, the more suspicious u shld be

take your opportunities when they come, or else 2morrow they brag u never got a chance

is not everthing in skirt that you must climb, some will only pull your reputation down

treat a lady nicely, even if u going to pay for her service, its gentlemanly

when u find a good girl, try as much as possible to keep her, cos they hard to find.
RomanceRe: Would U Date A Corper Or Marry Him? by smooooooth: 7:54am On Sep 29, 2009
look for another stranded, lonely corper like ur self and ease your self, but no go give a belle, and come back with your NYSC discharege certificate and a junior. na u sabi o.
RomanceRe: She Is Hiv Positive But Wants To Sleep With Me! by smooooooth: 7:51am On Sep 29, 2009
iz2much:
@ Smoooooth
Na u crazy pass,idiot wat u do is 2 abuse oda Pple son of a goat,dont u ave eyes 2 c dat side cud 4rm SP,SP MEANS SATURDAY PUNCH,ODESON
now i know ow really low u think with this trash u just posted. and when did SP mean saturday punch, S cld mean anything, unless u talking to your self, which wont surprise anyone btw, cos u sound crazy. next time u drop a post like this make sure u include your dictionary of abbrevations so we can all know what u mean. asshole!!!!

and by the way, u got AIDS, wait for another six months and go check again.
RomanceRe: Who Disvirgin You And What Does It Feel Like? by smooooooth: 7:44am On Sep 29, 2009
@op- it was my neighbours mother's sister's aunts cousins friend. huh. and it was very painful at the begining, sweet in the middle, painful at the end, and sweet at the tail end. infact it was mixed pleasure, sweet,bitter, sweet, bitter, bitter , sweet, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet kiss


BTW, why u wan know sef? undecided
SportsRe: FIFA U-20 World Cup: Nigeria Vs Spain (0-2) On 28th September 2009 by smooooooth: 7:38am On Sep 29, 2009
the least the nigerian team wld have done was draw that match. the coach must have pushed them too far, making them think they cld beat spain, that must have worked negatively on them mentally. and next time the captain band shld be given to someone worthy of the captainship, if anyone like igaho shld wear the band, it shld around his neck. angry
RomanceRe: Girls Hate Guys Who Love Them. by smooooooth: 4:31pm On Sep 28, 2009
Ujujoan:
@ Poster

How can you toast a girl for 3 years? Isnt it obvious she's not interested?
i know a guy that chased a girl for 6years, he finally got her, dismantled all the lining in her kitten on their 2nd date and dumped her ass fast.

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